Dodged a fucking bullet with Tamako

Anime Opinions, Article — By on January 9, 2013 5:50 pm

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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Goddamn this show is shit.

When you think KyoAni, what do you think of? Full Metal Panic, right? Well this fucking show is nothing like it.

 

No robots, but there is mochi

[Zero-Raws] Tamako Market - 01 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_12.51_[2013.01.09_16.40.28]

No Bonta-kun, but there is mochi

[Zero-Raws] Tamako Market - 01 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_17.45_[2013.01.09_16.40.59]

No Chidori (best girl, deal with it), but there is

Spoiler:
this bound-to-be NTR’d faggot

[Zero-Raws] Tamako Market - 01 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_11.42_[2013.01.09_16.43.41]

 

I don’t know what the fuck KyoAni’s thinking, but this is some goddamn bullshit right here. And the OP/ED aren’t even kawaii.

 

It’s obviously gonna be the show of the season, but I’m not gonna like it. >:(



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59 Comments

Alexander says:
January 9, 2013 at 5:54 pm

Tsundere?

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Dark_Sage says:
January 9, 2013 at 5:55 pm

Predictably.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 9, 2013 at 5:55 pm

Episode summary: moe fluff, moe fluff, and more moe fluff

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FalseDawn says:
January 9, 2013 at 6:29 pm

I thought that’s what KyoAni was all about? The moe factor~

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Skell says:
January 9, 2013 at 10:52 pm

Sounds like my kind of show.

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Nigga says:
January 10, 2013 at 12:02 pm

Sounds like an anime.

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Sutai says:
January 9, 2013 at 5:56 pm

Dark_Sage’s just mad he’s not subbing it.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 9, 2013 at 5:57 pm

And the truth comes out. ;_;

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Yumi-chan says:
January 9, 2013 at 9:20 pm

Your predict is wrong again ( ¬‿¬)

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herkz says:
January 9, 2013 at 5:58 pm

That’s certainly why I’m watching it.

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Z-flame says:
January 9, 2013 at 6:02 pm

This settles it. Time to watch it.

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Marow says:
January 9, 2013 at 7:56 pm

If Sage hates a show it’s bound to be good.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 9, 2013 at 8:09 pm

I’m gonna like it, if only to see how badly groups fucked up the jokes.

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thecowgoesmoo says:
January 9, 2013 at 10:02 pm

*cough*

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Kenshin_sama says:
January 9, 2013 at 8:15 pm

I’m probably gonna love the first six episodes of this, but I will likely get bored in the long run. I wonder if KyoAni eventually plans on doing something interesting.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 9, 2013 at 8:18 pm

That’s my thought process with almost every cutesy/comedy anime. “Oh Nyaruani is hilarious!” ~3 eps later~ “What in the fuck was I thinking?”

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msPaint says:
January 9, 2013 at 8:52 pm

Like the ugly girl that date-raped you in college.

One ep is enough. Don’t call back.

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sakagamitomoya says:
January 9, 2013 at 9:33 pm

Best ED of the century.

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=0x0= says:
January 9, 2013 at 10:26 pm

Goddamn this show is good.

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random says:
January 10, 2013 at 12:06 am

So is GotWoot not doing this now? I remember them saying stuff about you over on their site.

I don’t want this show to be like Hyouka where I have to pick between the shit Commie puts out and the shit Mazui puts out.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 12:36 am

GotWoot’s doing it. Consider me a guest editor who’s locked in for the series as long as he can stand it.

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Kamica says:
January 10, 2013 at 12:45 am

And I assume GotWoot is actually going to typeset everything? I watched Commie’s 01 and I could hardly believe how many signs they left out.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 12:59 am

I dunno, haven’t watched the version that the QCs are going over. Let me see. Shopping district, stamp book, food stand, title, books sign, birds book, bath signs, prices, mid-ep title, room, something about something, the fucking phone, and the ending title. Maybe some more.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 2:59 pm

Update: We’ll have the worst typesetting.

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Hoseboy says:
January 10, 2013 at 12:58 am

Do you get drunk and randomly decide to edit shows, then wake up regretting the decision?

Or are your editing skills limited to criticism and not much else?

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:03 am

No, sometimes I just edit shows to teach my lessers a lesson. This is one of those cases. My Hyobu Unlimited -Unlimited- releases are also to show editors how to make a real joke script because no one has ever done it well, ever.

I’m just a regular fucking anime education expanding beyond the confines of this site to teach idiots lessons they don’t deserve to receive.

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herkz says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:06 am

a lesson in how to not edit, maybe

“you lowlifes” – dark_sage, 2012

never 4get

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:10 am

It was a legitimate phrase that 8th didn’t like. Keep digging; I’m sure if you spend a couple hours on it you’ll find one or two things that bring me as an editor down to A-tier level.

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herkz says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:12 am

oh, it’s a legit phrase, it’s just a terrible way to edit

and i think you start at C and move up or down regardless of who you are

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jdp says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:16 am

lel

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:23 am

Not sure what that proves other than some scripts are beyond even gods. (For those of you not in the know, what RHE’s second-in-command just linked to was Dark_Sage’s brief venture with Hadena leader Arashi as the only TL for the project, with Dark_Sage as the only editor. Apparently I can’t edit when half the script is missing; who knew?)

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Hoseboy says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:07 am

Cool story, bro.

Will you actually do more than one episode before dropping it? Or are you just delaying the decision in the hopes people will forget you said you would edit this show?

I hope you’re hungry because, either way, you’ll be eating your words.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:11 am

Such venom! Hadena dev?

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Hoseboy says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:14 am

When you kick up a big stink about subbing this show, the people want results. Don’t let it turn into another Arcana.

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:20 am

What, Tamako? I’m not doing it for Whine-Subs. Whether the show gets dropped or not, that’s up to GotWoot. And they have a pretty good rep for not dropping shit. The only hyping for it you’ll see is if people directly bring it up in the comments.

I’m not gonna make a post that says “Dark_Sage is temporarily in a group to sub Tamako Market” because fuck that. If I mention it in a post it will be to disclose a potential bias I have while reviewing other releases/creating a TL Party. And if I feel I’m too biased I’ll beg a friend to help me out like Xythar or something.

You appear to be misunderstood. Your concerns about “another Arcana” should be directed at Hyobu, which is something I am responsible for as group lead. But that show will not be dropped this season because I built enough safeguards in to not let it happen.

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Hoseboy says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:32 am

I see. I’ll be looking forward to Xythar’s review.

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Xythar says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:35 am

>implying I review things

Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:37 am

I meant more as choosing what lines would be in the TL Party from a list of like… 30 or so. Fansub Reviews take too long to foist onto someone else.

natsukashii-ne says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:34 pm

I think Xythar is mocking Hoseboy not you, D_S.

Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 2:58 pm

What?

herkz says:
January 10, 2013 at 3:07 pm

i doubt that since he knows who hoseboy is

Xythar says:
January 10, 2013 at 4:51 pm

I’m not mocking anyone, just saying not to get your hopes up for some kind of review from me because those things tend to take time that I don’t have.

Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 5:05 pm

I think he thought your “Yeah, fuck you too” was directed at me. Blame the shitty way I have the comments set up.

Novles says:
January 10, 2013 at 5:27 pm

You should work on fixing that.

Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 5:29 pm

The last time I tried, this place turned into Reddit for a night. It was pretty fucking terrible.

FalseDawn says:
January 10, 2013 at 5:00 am

I think we should have a sweepstakes over which episode you’ll quit on. The winners will receive a My Otome DVD.

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Xythar says:
January 10, 2013 at 12:55 am

Yeah, fuck you too.

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Justinnnnnn says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:49 am

These are the kind of articles that make me go ‘…What?’. I don’t really know if you’re trying to troll (KyoAni FullMetalPanic? No), or you’re actually mad at not getting to sub this thing. But you say you’re co-subbing-sort-of this with GotWoot, so there’d be no reason for such anger.

Give me my ten minutes of my life back!

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 1:52 am

Three minutes to write, endless fun in the comments! Crymore!

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Justinnnnnn says:
January 10, 2013 at 2:02 am

The funniest thing I saw here was Hoseboy’s repeated attempts to hurt your feelings. “Such venom!” For a non-native speaker, these are fun.

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Beelzebub says:
January 10, 2013 at 5:24 am

“No Chidori (best girl, deal with it).”

I love you.
I really do.

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stushi says:
January 10, 2013 at 3:10 pm

“It’s obviously gonna be the show of the season…”
Not like it has anything much to compete with.

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ZEROibis says:
January 10, 2013 at 4:53 pm

The animation patters and style reminds me a lot of hyouka. I wonder if they plan to animate more in that style (the way the characters move) in the future or if this is more of a test to see if they like it. Chuunibyou for example did not use the same sort of style used in hyouka so I find it a bit surprising they are bringing it back.

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SomeDuder says:
January 13, 2013 at 3:52 am

wat.

it’s all started with K-On yo (K-On S1/S2 > Haruhi S2 > that hyouka shit > this shit). And like or hate that show, it’s blu-ray version was of great quality. Not Eva-rebuild-reference quality, but still p. great.

anyway, whats with the childhood-friend-male character? I dont want no goddamn boys in my female moe

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NIAIK says:
January 10, 2013 at 6:54 pm

Num num, why so serious?
Chill out people, but this just could be the best show of this season for me.
(I’m not counting any new seasons of previous shows.)

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requiredname says:
January 10, 2013 at 7:37 pm

Why are GotWoot and Mazui both doing this, I hate having to choose between pretty even sub groups…
Can’t one of you sub sasami-san instead so we don’t have to put up with gg?

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Dark_Sage says:
January 10, 2013 at 7:37 pm

You don’t want GotWoot to sub Sasami, trust me. Unless you’re fine with having no signs typeset.

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herkz says:
January 10, 2013 at 11:33 pm

That would be about the same as what gg typeset.

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Calyrica says:
January 10, 2013 at 11:38 pm

I’ve heard that FFF is going to sub Sasami-san.

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