NSFW Fansub Review: [SubDESU-H] Waisetsu Missile The Animation (01)

Article, Fansub Review — By on September 13, 2013 12:44 am

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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[NSFW] This is mostly gonna be a stream-of-consciousness review. I have no clue what I’m getting into, so I hope it’s some fucked-up shit. Also, NSFW. Last warning.

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Off to a riveting start.

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The timing is consistently off in this release. This scene, for example, cuts short, ruining the tender moment.

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Okay, seriously, let me reiterate how bad this timing is. As Doucheblond McGee is fondling her tits here, she’s still speaking. But the line that popped up is Cap’n Smarmfag’s, which detracts from the otherwise-excellent scene.

And no, there’s really no excuse for such amateur timing. You’re fansubbers, SDH. Have some pride in your craft.

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Thin or non-existent? You’d think if he were actually talking about her crab garden that it would at least be somewhat visible. I don’t see anything there.

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I’m just gonna take this moment to note that I fully support the use of the tilde in anime subtitles so long as it’s used sparingly and appropriately (that is, to accentuate a person’s speech by highlighting a word or phrase that is spoken in an extended fashion).

This is most definitely an appropriate use of the grammatical device and SubDESU-H should be commended for their understanding of the editing craft.

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Grab a fucking thesaurus, please. “thing” doesn’t cut it. Try “the cock-swallowing marsh of doom” or “the man-eating soggy Cloyster”.

Honestly, just think back to what you call it when you talk dirty to the ladies in the gym. This shit ain’t tough. Just requires a bit of memory.

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This has nothing to do with the subs, but she sounded like a yelping dog for a second. It may or may not be relevant to your interests.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ayip.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Okay, stop. Time out, put your pants back on.

This is what’s known in the fansub industry as a “No”. As in, “No.”

 

To the point, I don’t see how a vagina can have a “horny” taste. Previous lines, such as

Wow, that’s such a horny expression!

and

It really is. That looks really horny!

were all acceptable, but I gotta draw the line somewhere.

Describe the taste; put a little more emotion into it. Does it taste like your mother’s sweet apple pie? Then try something like “It has a very nostalgic taste.”

You know, something that really gets you in the mood and helps the viewers connect to the scene being shown to them.

It’s called art.

 

Okay, keep rolling. Get back in there, guys. Knock her ovaries out.

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How hard? It’s like you cum-stained fucksocks have never heard of adjectives. Try to clever up your language a bit, please.

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are

Do I need to write a fucking article on accented words for you guys to get this? It’s a very simple concept, so I don’t see why groups keep screwing this up.

Mata-fucking-ku, SubDesu.

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lol, water sprinkler

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All right, time to learn you guys a fucking lesson in English.

“anymore” and “any more” are often used interchangeably, but there are actual rules that govern their use. For example while “any more” is technically usable in any context “anymore” is, “anymore” can’t be used in situations where the words carry the literal meaning of amount.

For example, “Would you like any more pussy?” is right, but “Would you like anymore pussy?” is not. If I heard a lady say that last line to me, I’d probably leave the room. There’s no excuse for it.

 

This line is an acceptable use of “anymore”, though.

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Is that Nami in the eyecatch?

Yeah, give me a One Piece hentai instead of this shit. Rape’s kind of overplayed.

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Who the fuck’s typesetting this shit? Jerry the No-Eyed Plumber? Come on.

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Oh, a BL scene. All right, let’s skip this section, and…

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…back to the misogyny! And the English mistakes.

You guys can’t just use “horny” for everything. It’s like having pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, AND pizza at suppertime. There are rules you have to follow here, SubDESU-H, and disregarding them is unacceptable. Try “lewd” or something. I hear that word isn’t overused.

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Okay, yes. You said it was great already. Try to branch out.

One more time with feeling.

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Not “would”; “will”. Try to get this right you guys. Every time you fuck up, I have to stop fapping to write.

It’s like I’m wearing a cock ring that moonlights as an English teacher.

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It’s just “after school”, not “after-school hours”. “after-school hours” is a noun just like “school hours” would be, and since “Since then, every day school hours,” doesn’t make sense, this wouldn’t either.

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I’m gonna need signs like these to be translated as a form of advance warning. Like if this is gonna be conducted in a morgue or something, I’d like to know that I’m gonna need more lotion.

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Let’s not comma splice at the electric shock scene, okay? It’s a total buzzkill.

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No’s.

Also, that doesn’t look safe.

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That’s not a fucking human response. Have more respect for her character, please.

Try something like “Thank you.”

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That may be, but you only capitalize such titles when you’re using them as a replacement for the person’s name. “My Dick” doesn’t work, so neither would “My Grandfather”.

(TL Note: Ladies, ignore that joke. My dick actually does work. I confirmed it while reviewing this release.)

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Written this way, it sounds like she’s saying it’s not true he relied on his grandpa. Go with “You’re not pathetic at all” or something. Because it takes a big man to act all lovey-dovey with a girl who just got train’d by the entire fucking male population of the school not one day ago.

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Really? Another “Yes” response? Bad end.

 

Rating: I can’t believe I wasted a fap session on this shitty hentai. I’m gonna grab some pizza bagels.



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42 Comments

Vanth says:

Wasn’t this a family friendly site?

So when’s the next hentai review coming?

Dark_Sage says:

Sorta. The general idea I go for is “Can I reply to comments at work without getting fired for being on what they think is a porn site.”

I’ll never censor anything though. Just throw up NSFW warnings for hentai/ecchi so I don’t get people fired for browsing at their workplaces either.

Next hentai review is whenever I feel like it. So it’s probably gonna be a while. Or soon. Only Future_Sage knows.

d says:

ahh, i prefer that u don’t do these anymore.

return to older pattern, it’s better.

thanks

Dark_Sage says:

Okay, I’ll stop fucking with you. I know why already — I checked out which country your IP’s from. I’m not going to censor my site for your religion, but I can tell you how to avoid anything that offends you.

If you read “NSFW” in the title of a post or the post preview, that means the post you’re about to read has a lot of naked anime people in it. As long as you avoid anything that says “NSFW”, you should be fine.

corocoro says:

Waste of time.
Everyone knows SDH sucks. The only two other still alive groups are EROBEAT and FAKKU (okay, they release once in a blue moon, but still). Those two usually don’t release the same series (because with nothing getting translated into actual English, there’s little reason to do an already translated show again), so the choice is always obvious – if you even have one.

d says:

I think you got me wrong (or half wrong). Hentai shows are bad and should not be watched according to my opinions.

However, what I meant back there is that no one cares about script/subs quality in Hentai shows. They download and watch just to see these stuff (Hentai…) and most of them don’t care a bit about the story of the anime itself!

So, making reviews for Hentai shows is absolutely useless.

Dark_Sage says:

Oh. In that case, yeah, I agree that no one really cares.

I wrote this review to be more entertaining than anything.

Apologies for jumping to conclusions.

boo says:

He’s got a good point.
Subs quality aren’t relevant in hentai. as long as they are not Google translated. Also, a lot of people end up watching them raw because subs come out very late. I on the other hand, would like to understand what I’m fapping to. :)

Besides, right now, the only active real hentai subbing groups at this time are SubDESU and EROBEAT sooooo… competition for best subs is almost non-existent.

TheThing says:

I generally never comment in here but I had to voice my opinion about this.

The whole argument “nobody is doing it so there’s no need to review it” is a really terrible argument. Subdesu-H does a really terrible job with their hentai. And watching terrible translation with their shitty as hell encoding is just terribad. If you don’t object, you’re saying that it’s okay for a group to do a shitty horrible job if they’re the only ones doing it.

I mean, come on, how the hell am I supposed to fap to this shit? The things I put up with…

That being said, this review was hilarious and I’d wish there were more like these because those two hentai groups you mentioned are both terrible. I mean distracting-me-from-fap terrible. To a point where I’d rather watch it raw than with subs.

About time somebody brought the shittyness up.

(repeating terrible like Subdesu-H repeats horny ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌)

asdfsadf says:

More hentai reviews pls

Godcore says:

About damn time.
( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

Erik says:

I’m somewhat disappointed you didn’t review the cow bit.

Dark_Sage says:

Eh, I feel that if I included that portion in the review it would have dragged on too long.

It was a much better watch than the school section, though.

Enz says:

Must be a great feeling to know that one’s future girlfriend has been fucked continuously by some fodder side chars. Then again, maybe the dude’s into that kind of thing.

Aru says:

Please more hentai reviews ✿♥‿♥✿

corocoro says:

That’s because the girl is shockingly hot!
(Not really – it just shows that the artist saw as much of highschool as SDH’s “editor”.)

SDH'S Editor says:

I’m probably more qualified than you though :P

corocoro says:

You need to try harder.

SDH's Editor says:

I stop caring about the show when rape/ntr is involved. Sorry. Will try harder to edit rape from now on. (Y)

But… criticism and critique accepted; still new at this. Still, this is the internet and I should expect people to completely lose all ability to respect and help each other but eh, still wanted to put out that my education reaches far beyond secondary school. :) In that case, artist must be pretty intelligent too…
God forbid I don’t give 100% effort to something I don’t like though, eh? ;P

FalseDawn says:

Why do it if you don’t like it? :S

SDH's Editor says:

Well I wanna help out and there’s only so much non-rape released. Just taking the bad with the good, but I still need to learn to give that kind of H the same level of attention that I do to non-rape.

corocoro says:

Fair enough.
Start with reviewing punctuation rules (especially around conjunctions and interjections), then work your way up through when ellipsis are accetable and when they sound silly, followed by an attempt to expand your vocabulary so you won’t sound like a broken record any longer. While you’re at it, also review what you think words mean because you’re using some incorrectly. All you need to do after that is stop using “eh” (this ain’t Canada) and we’re done with the errors you made in the comment section.

SDH's Editor says:

The world isn’t America either. Also, would like to know which words you’re on about for future reference.

Will attempt to expand vocabulary (as you clearly seem to think my own is small already). I thought the tone of speech was coming across rather well; one of us has failed here.
Will attempt…
Will attempt…

Sorry. Got stuck.

Nyangoro says:

“Doesn’t look safe.”

Safety in hentai?

Denied!

Sheep says:

It begins.

nhzd says:

WhineSUBS-H soon then?

Will you also start doing script comparisons of various hentai releases? That would be hilarious. At least a Halloween special or something would be nice.

Dark_Sage says:

As one-offs, maybe.

stushi says:

Bu-bu-but boobs aren’t supposed to work that way!

Anonymous says:

For being the main heroine in some hentai that girl sure is ugly.

Anonymous says:

Why is the name of the audio ayip?

Dark_Sage says:

Because it sounds like she’s yipping.

SomeWhiteGuy says:

Will pay you in Byakuya dollars if you do more H-reviews, D_S.

Proof:
http://imgur.com/cxGMUQm

Lucifer says:

Thanks! Really enjoyed your Hentai review.
Hope the next one will come soon.

How about you take an imouto incest hentai for your next review?
Imouto incest is justice! :D

Imouto Paradise 2 01 from Fakku would be a good choice:
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=302767

Oppai says:

Thanks! You really should do more hentai reviews.

Why don’t you review this nice orc action next? It’s certainly better than the lame rape above.
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=310139

Anon says:

You didn’t write it, so I’m going to question here. Why the fuck this release has a black bar at the top?

I seriously wasted 5 minutes before realizing that it wasn’t my player fault.

Bufufyne says:

It offends me that people in this comment thread are saying subbing Hentai is a waste of time.

When I flick my bean to my rape Hentai I have certain low standards such as (but are not limited to): knowing why this girl was chosen to be raped by her fellow classmates (is it black mail or a case of just picking the weak big hoobed girl who probably won’t snitch to the teacher), dialouge that will explain why there is an unsupervised classroom readily available for school girl raping, dialouge that gives me a feel for the world built by the writer, is this a world limited to the rules of our world or one where one of the male students has the ability to summon a monster with tendrils that function as cocks.

Sorry that I have standards.

Anon says:

You should’ve just watched the Erobeat version, they even released like 2 weeks earlier.

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