Yes yes yes
Stuff incoming. Super duper promise.
Takeaways from this experience:
1. Don’t assume your automated backups are actually working
2. Don’t use InnoDB (whatever the hell that is)
3. Don’t set your site to use 4 gigs of RAM when it’s operating off a server that only has 1.5 gigs allocated to it
4. Scotch and coke is not nearly as good as whiskey and coke despite what logic may tell you