My first and only post on this website

Website — By on January 26, 2015 12:25 pm

This post was written by jenny. She is not Dark_Sage.

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My name is Jenny and I like idol anime, horror manga, and oranges. I don’t know why SageSage made me a staff member. I thought he was joking until I checked my inbox but I decided I’ll be reviewing furry doujin scanlations. Please be nice to me.


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74 Comments

PP says:

Literally who.

Dark_Sage says:

jenny. I think.

PP says:

Not Jenny? Could be confusing.

jenny says:

I was born on January 31st, 1997 in the beautiful country of Canada. I’m nice and friendly. And cute. I want to be friends with a furry and/or the Dalai Lama. Let’s be friends.

Anonymous says:

>1997
What the fuck are you doing, D_S?

Dark_Sage says:

Okay, in my defense she’s really cute.

Anonymous says:

Pics or my question still stands!

Dark_Sage says:

Artist’s depiction: http://imgur.com/OwW9PAz

RevyRevolver says:

Meh close enough.

jenny says:

my hair is red now, SageSage

Dark_Sage says:

Fix’d, plus contacts. http://i.imgur.com/wwKNv3x.jpg

jenny says:

you’re an artist <3

felldownthewindow says:

1997? I have plenty of those.

PP says:

Don’t know if it is bad luck for you and good luck for me or even the other way around, but I’m neither of those.

Switches says:

What the fuck? She’s allowed to be staff but I can’t?

We’re both Canadians but you only made her staff just because she’s fucking underage and she’s female?

I GOT SO MUCH SHIT TO REVIEW, THE FUCK MAN. SERIOUSLY??

Black Shads says:

Happy 18th. Ganbatte.

Dark_Sage says:

18, huh? Aight, off of staff she goes then. Sorry y’all, you’ll have to get your doujin reviews elsewhere.

jenny says:

fuck you >:(

Dark_Sage says:

…off of staff and into that idol position I promised you the other day.

Black Shads says:

The fleet’s idol, Naka-chan!

Solaristics says:

>reviewing furry doujin scanlations

What have u done, Dark_Sage?

Dark_Sage says:

Expanded our audience, Solar. This is what we call tactical positioning.

jenny says:

revived crymore that’s what

Dark_Sage says:

Stats time!

Staff breakdown:
Guest staff: Daiz, Mango-chan
1 post: Fyurie, mini-ezo, aoihakurei, puddi
2 posts: Rekyu, Firebird, Revy-chan
A lot: kokujin-kun, Calyrica, Me-sama
No posts left on the site cuz I deleted them all: Puff, kyonyuu, gojira, yeller, Sparky, KliqIMB, diskkjockey

So based on these odds, there’s a 3/19 chance that Jenny’s lying and will save Crymore. Fingers crossed.

LotusGG says:

I though Fyurie was the one to save this site.
and… daiz?

Fyurie says:

I COULD write things, but then I could also be watching JoJo instead.

Anonymous says:

>Daiz
What?

>kokujin-kun
Can you please get him to do more TL reviews?

LotusGG says:

>more TL reviews
seconded

VF says:

Doujins of which anime?

And also ignore the poll and review Saekano.

jenny says:

OK I REVIEW

VF says:

All the power to you, princess.

LotusGG says:

This somehow made me laugh for straight 7 minutes.

Kaitou says:

I too like oranges.

RevyRevolver says:

…..Well then nothing interesting going on here guess i’ll just go back and rekt all the bitches in Huniepop.

corocoro says:

Is jenny the new koda?

jenny says:

koda kumi? does she like oranges too?

RevyRevolver says:

On second thought…fuck Huniepop it’s already 4 fuckin am and i’m tired so good night to me and good afternoon to everybody on the other side of the world.

Ciao

Dark_Sage says:

o/

Huniepop review when you wake up.

RevyRevolver says:

Too late Dark_Sage i’m awake and just achieve only three hours of sleep….oh my poor freakin’ eyeballs.

QQwerty says:

What the fuck.

Googol says:

Well done Sage! No complaints here!

PP says:

>almost 50k tweets
Yep… seems like a rare case of femalus teenagerous, seems terminal too, sorry, nothing we can do.

jenny says:

I’VE HAD MY TWITTER FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS OKAY

jabashque says:

DON’T WORRY THIS IS THE INTERNET YOU DON’T NEED TO SHOUT FOR THE HARD OF HEARING

jenny says:

I’m just trying to be considerate towards the elderly. :(

jabashque says:

[style size=”40px”]This is how you do it.[/style]

Or not, apparently. D_S, your comments bbcode support sucks.

Solaristics says:

pls go

it’s

[.b][/b]
[.size=#][/size]

etc. Without the dots.

jabashque says:

Wikipedia lied to me ;_;
(also thanks for telling me that. I don’t post on forums often, so I never really learned BBCode markup.)

Humanity says:

No jenny in the about section.
:(

Dark_Sage says:

Can’t you just stalk her twitter like a normal person? Ugh, fine. Updated.

Humanity says:

If I just did that, I wouldn’t be living up to my position as vice-executive commenter!

Abunja says:

Good luck, miss. Hope you could spice things up, ‘coz I’m pretty tired of fansub drama. :S

Levi says:

I suggest we have Jenny take over the website. Can’t hurt to have some quality furry scanlation reviews.

Anoyimous says:

Furry Doujin reviews… Hilarity ensues =D

Would you care to expand to published manga scanlation reviews? much, much, much hilarity, guaranteed!

jenny says:

No. I’ve read so many badly scanlated manga that I filter out all the bad English. And I like furry doujinshi much better than regular manga.

Zelot says:

*Hype intensifies*

Solaristics says:

Confirmed for shit taste.

Vagoo says:

I feel like Jenny is Dark Sage’s version of Tyler Durden.

Anonymous says:

>STILL no pictures of Jenny
What the fuck am I paying for?

Hairy says:

You gotta stalk dat twitter, bro.

DIum says:

I didn’t know D_S was into underaged girls!

vipirius says:

Who isn’t?

Anonymous says:

>3DPD
Blegh! 2D lolis are great, though.

Mitsukai says:

>SageSage
Oh my.

Jark says:

I see that someone’s gone off the deep end.

Dark_Sage says:

Is it Jark?

Jark says:

You’re a regular Sherlocke, you know that?

Dark_Sage says:

Just call me Detective_Sage.

felldownthewindow says:

When will you review your own website?

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