We Minnesotans cannot do anime cons.
Anime Detour 2016
Minnesota! We have:
- A wikipedia article about our top-quality manners
- Germans pretending to be Scandinavians
- White guilt
- Bad anime cons
Look, I’ve been to Detour once before and the experience was enough to make me never want to go back. Pretty sure I scarred enough reminders into my wrists that weekend that I’ll never be able to wear short sleeves again.
So… Why are you going this year?
I honestly don’t remember how I got dragged back into this shit, but I got my badge and hotel room already, so… fuck it. Can’t be as bad as it will end up being, right?
(Also, Caly promised me Jello shots, so at the very worst my liver will fail and save my soul from the rest of the con.)
Here are some examples of actual Anime Detour panels that real humans are presenting this year:
- American Aidoru
- Diet and Diabetes
Fairy Tail Tells All!
- Undertale: Anime IS Real!
Tokyo Ghoul Truth or Dare
Anti-Social to Semi-Social in 60 Min. or Less
RWBY: The Next Evolution of Anime?
For your benefit, if I decide to kill myself at the con (odds are looking pretty good), I promise I’ll livestream it. Otherwise, expect a flurry of distraught tweets followed by an article that none of you asked for.
- Omex’s girlfriend (she’s probably got a name, I just forgot it)
Not sure why, but the rest of the crew appears legitimately psyched for this shit. Guess they don’t understand that sometimes you can only have the most fun when you’re having the least.
As always, you’re free to hang out with us (or just me~) if you’re in the area. If I haven’t even killed the Commie devs I’ve met, you’re probably safe.
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