As the episode begins for real, tea-chan shows back up from the dead. Or maybe she pussed out like every other attention whoring wrist slitter. Guess where I’m putting my money.
There is also a traffic jam. I don’t know why.
Switch back to the classroom and we get introduced to tea-chan’s thirsty teacher. Seems like the kind of guy who would grab himself at a park… Perhaps he’s the creeper from the introduction?
Oh, never mind. I was expecting the show to be capable of foreshadowing. Teacher-sensei is just a pedophile, not a dirty arm grabber.
Calling tea-chan using psychoautism, the true griplord informs her of a task she must complete. Tea-chan blushes furiously — apparently it’s something lewd.
Griplord is then killed by the US Military for obvious reasons.
Tea-chan senses his death, which really turns her on (I’m starting to like this chick). But as we’re about to see some hot Vita rubbing action, we get quantum leap’d to some other bullshit.
In a poorly lit room, hackers are monitoring the situation because of course they are. This is why you put tape over your webcams, kids.
Something called pandralization is revealed to be relevant to the plot somehow. I dunno, I sorta tuned out and started thinking about how Whine-Subs should really finish Freezing.
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So, at this point I started thinking a bit too much about Freezing and realized I hadn’t fapped to anything in the past 10 minutes. So I brought up sankakucomplex’s booru and figured I’d check out some classic oppaizuri. But then I saw there was a new saltyicecream gif and… holy shit Yoruichi is almost enough to make Bleach worth it, goddamn.
Anyway, yeah, pause point while I clean myself off. Also, enjoy the arbitrary tense switches.