Re:Zero’s Top Waifus – A Definitive Best Girl Tier List

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Now that the series is over, it’s time for serious reflection.

 

Trash/10

Spoiler:

Rem

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Rem’s the kinda girl you’d roofie just to get her to shut the fuck up. Never met a whinier piece of beta cuckmeat until I found her fanbase.

Seriously, nee-san, grow a fucking spine. Nobody wants to fuck jello.

 

 

Mimi

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Mimi is a throwaway side character that should’ve died in her introduction episode. At least she’s short so the pixel waste is minimized.

 

 

Betty

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She fucks cats, yo.

 

 

Random Village Girl

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I’m not about that life. (Red backpack or GTFO.)

 

 

Guess I Would If I Had To

Spoiler:

Emilia

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“Nobody else wants me, so I guess I can overlook the fact that you’re a stalking, degenerate piece of shit.”

However much I like Emilia’s character design, fuck that ending.

 

 

Ram

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At least she’s not Rem.

 

 

Felt

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Sure, she may be a street walker, but ain’t nothing wrong with a little experience. Don’t wanna get corn-on-the-cob’d after all.

 

 

3.5/5-tier

Spoiler:

Hoodiemilia

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In hoodie mode, Emilia looks cute enough for me to ignore that she doesn’t have a personality.

 

 

Wilhelm’s Wife

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Yes, I know she’s dead. That’s why she’s on the list.

 

 

Waifu-tier

Spoiler:

Rem, Creep Mode

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Rem is great when she’s a stalking, degenerate piece of shit.

 

 

Betelgeuse, Waifu Mode

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I’m not saying I wanna get fisted, but if a girl asked with a face like that…

 

 

The Three Good Candidates, All At Once, Plus Felix b/c Let Me Have This

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<3

 

 

Elsa

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Absolutely still in. Are you kidding me?

 

 

True Waifu-tier

Spoiler:

Satella-chan

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Pretty sure she’s saving herself for me. What else could that scene have meant?

 

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