Oh great, I broke the fucking site again

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“Upgrade to the newest wordpress” they said, “definitely won’t break that random theme your friend installed in 2011” they said.

Don’t have time to fix this now cuz I got a flight to catch, but yes I do realize the site is all fucky right now. Guess I’ll be spending the night trying to find a new theme to install.

If you’ve got any suggestions, lmk. Otherwise I’ll put this post on hidden when shit gets fixed, which should hopefully be end of day. Wouldn’t wanna distract you from the front page 2018 posts. <3

39 thoughts on “Oh great, I broke the fucking site again”

  1. Sweet, the security features locked me out from my laptop and I won’t be able to get back to my desktop for a while.

    Fuck this I’m gonna watch Detective Pikachu. Check back in 2 weeks or something it should be fixed then.

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    • You wouldn’t get locked out of your shit if you used something that isn’t even more retarded than half the shit you blog about.
      Stop sucking on corporate dick, when there’s all this delicious futa open source floating all around you.

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  2. Y’all, I can’t approve your comments if I can’t log in. Please, create a gravatar or something cuz the site auto-moderates “new” names.

    Anyway, the site apparently still deems my email valid so…

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    • Comment by Ponty: “Give me some goddamn anime and/or fansub reviews to compensate, mate.”

      Why do you think I was upgrading the site in the first place? I have a spicy take on Yakusoku no Suckerlands that the world needs to hear.

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      • Oh nice, looking forward to it. :^)

        Don’t forget the fansub comparison between GJM’s and DDY’s releases of Bocchi.

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    • Comment by Wewlad: “Updating certificate is hard. Don’t worry. Not even Firefox does this one time.”

      I don’t know what this means. Technology is for gayfags.

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  3. I smell like stripper and I want to die. Someone please take me back home. I don’t wanna go back to Atlanta. ;_;

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  4. Really it’s not like the site layout getting FKed over is impeding your non-delivery of excellent articles.

    (I miss your shit posting articles…)

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  5. What, are you too busy being a normalfaggot to write dank anime reviews anymore or something? You will literally never be as glorious IRL as Dark_Sage and you know this. Because the real world is shit along with everyone in it.
    Getthefuckouttahere you son of a bitch, and show these faggots with shit taste who the real suntory BOSS black is.
    God damn I’m so fucking drunk right now.

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    • His taste has gone to shite. He’s too afraid to read light novels so he quite literally cannot write his usual anime opinion articles. He’s basically a wannabe AnimeSnob but he’s more on the level of Grumpy Jii-san intellectually. Sage’s too far gone so he tries to hide behind layers of irony. Personally I feel like this sort of journalism is just dishonest and if your audience doesn’t get the message you’re attempting to convey it just means you’re a bad writer.

      Also, this season was just terrible. Dude drugs. Dude anime tits. Dude profanity. Dude taboos. Dude.

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  6. Fix your damn site already.
    Fansubbing isn’t dead, just look at ep 2 of takagi-san on nyaa.
    It has almost 200 comments.

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    • I’m never letting it go offline cuz all it costs to keep it up is money.

      “Alive” is a bit of an incorrect statement though.

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  7. I’m just someone who really loves your takes on anime fansubs.
    What’s your current take of The Promised Neverland?

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  8. Honestly some of the funniest articles I’ve seen in an ill minute. This is the absolute weeb trash I live for.

    Domain name? On point. Humor? Terrible, snarky, inappropriate, and fantastic. Please, for the love of God, come back.

    I want to read more things, feel bad about myself for laughing hysterically, question my life choices, and then proceed to laugh some more.

    The cycle of shame is real.

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