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Turning Japanese – Episode 5: Ramentation

Turning Japanese – Episode 5: Ramentation

In today’s episode, Dark_Sage attempts to create the mythical Japanese dish “ramen”. Translated into English, ramen is “cheap noodles shoved in a bowl with fish juice and a suicidal amount of sodium”.

Dark_Sage’s Onahole Review – Episode 01: Et tu, Chu!?

Dark_Sage’s Onahole Review – Episode 01: Et tu, Chu!?

When customs asked what I was bringing back from Tokyo, I lied and said Pokemon cards. Glad I looked cool enough to pull that one off.

Hey I’m at Otakuthon I guess

Hey I’m at Otakuthon I guess

Quick post cuz off to the con now lul.

No, I haven’t fansubbed in years, and I’m not about to start for Aho Girl

No, I haven’t fansubbed in years, and I’m not about to start for Aho Girl

After noticing a “Dark-Sage” branded torrent achieved 13 full downloads on nyaaC I knew I had to chime in. Got a reputation to maintain, after all!

Dark_Sage’s Anime Collection v.Jul2017 – No Scene Tourists Edition

Dark_Sage’s Anime Collection v.Jul2017 – No Scene Tourists Edition

Cuz if you don’t spend all your money on anime you aren’t a *true fan*.

Anime Next 2017 – Friday Impressions

Anime Next 2017 – Friday Impressions

Fuck New Jersey.

Top 9 Best Girls of Spring 2017

Top 9 Best Girls of Spring 2017

It’s been a while since my last post, but I promise you the wait was worth it.

Spring 2017 to Date – Part XX7 – 5 Episodes In

Spring 2017 to Date – Part XX7 – 5 Episodes In

All work and no anime turns white kids into school shooters. So here’s to an ounce of prevention.

Crymore/D_S Status + Spring 2017 to Date, Parts IV-V

Crymore/D_S Status + Spring 2017 to Date, Parts IV-V

tl;dr: I’m moving to Denver, and posts will be rather infrequent.

Spring 2017 to Date, Part III

Spring 2017 to Date, Part III

I’m gonna take a shower and get pissed when I come up with a better intro for the post than this one.