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Netsuzou Trap Is Actually Kinda 10/10

Netsuzou Trap Is Actually Kinda 10/10

Let’s fight.

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 3 – Shaved Legs & Anime Raves

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 3 – Shaved Legs & Anime Raves

RIP Amazon Strike. Hopefully Crunchyroll goes next.

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Looking For a Girl Who Poisons Cosplayers

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Looking For a Girl Who Poisons Cosplayers

I wrote this post sober.

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 1 – No (New) Regrets

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 1 – No (New) Regrets

With this, I have met my quota of one post per year. Catch you 2019, when I review second-hand onaholes from the C95 swap meet.

Top 5 Animes of Winter 2017 / Ikkicon 2017

Top 5 Animes of Winter 2017 / Ikkicon 2017

A yearly wrap top X list because these posts are fucking easy.

Some Fall 17 Shows I Quickly Watched Before Youmacon In Hopes I’d Catch Some Cutting-Edge Cosplay But Realized I Was SOL Cuz Everyone Here Only Likes Maid Dragon

Some Fall 17 Shows I Quickly Watched Before Youmacon In Hopes I’d Catch Some Cutting-Edge Cosplay But Realized I Was SOL Cuz Everyone Here Only Likes Maid Dragon

So now I’m wasting time writing in my hotel room cuz the good shit doesn’t even start until 5.

Doki Doki Literature Club Is the Cancer That Finally Killed Anime

Doki Doki Literature Club Is the Cancer That Finally Killed Anime

Undertale + Hatoful Boyfriend – Originality =

Koe no Katachi Sucks Ass Herpes

Koe no Katachi Sucks Ass Herpes

(also this is the spookymore post and also also I’ll be at youmacon cuz it’s like an hour away from where I work feel free to meet me and tell me how cool I was in 2013)

Turning Japanese – Episode 5: Ramentation

Turning Japanese – Episode 5: Ramentation

In today’s episode, Dark_Sage attempts to create the mythical Japanese dish “ramen”. Translated into English, ramen is “cheap noodles shoved in a bowl with fish juice and a suicidal amount of sodium”.

Dark_Sage’s Onahole Review – Episode 01: Et tu, Chu!?

Dark_Sage’s Onahole Review – Episode 01: Et tu, Chu!?

When customs asked what I was bringing back from Tokyo, I lied and said Pokemon cards. Glad I looked cool enough to pull that one off.