Translation Party: [Commie vs. FFF vs. NWTC vs. WhyNot] Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru (Episode 01)

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Goddamn that’s a long fucking title. Also, this show is chock-full of witty comebacks and snappy dialogue, so… this TL Party is only going to take into account the first 5 minutes. Don’t worry, you’ll get all you need from this.

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Ironically Named Shows Are All the Rage These Days – Episode 01

Comparisons: 13 (First 5-ish minutes of the show, cuz the entire show would honestly require about 4x as many)

Participants:

Commie

FFF

NWTC (v2)

WhyNot

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

 

 

 

Comparison 1.

Opening monologue part 1. (For the audio, ignore the background voices.)

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 01

WhyNot :: Youth is a lie.
It is evil.
Those who sing praise for the springtime of youth are constantly deceiving themselves and those around them.
They’re completely engrossed, as if hypnotized, in the atmosphere.
If it’s for the sake of their “youth,”
they’ll distort common sense and even reject social norms.
For them, things like lies, secrets, sins, and failures
are just the spices of life.

Commie :: {\i1}Those that glorify youth are only fooling themselves and those around them,
{\i1}and believe that their surroundings always affirm their actions.
{\i1}By using the word “youth”, they twist and distort common sense and anything logical.
{\i1}For them, lies, secrets, sins, and failures do nothing but add spice to their youth.

NWTC :: Youth is a hoax.
It’s evil.
People who make a big deal of their “youth”, are just inviting trouble.
They try to keep up with everything going on around them.
For them, if it has to do with their “youth”, they jump at it without a second thought.
From normal daily life, to rebelling against the views of society.
If you fall in with them, lies, secrets, failure, and even crime await you.
But for them, it’s just the spice of life.

FFF :: {\i1}Youth is a lie. It is evil.
{\i1}Those who claim to enjoy it are deluding themselves and others.
{\i1}They fit the events and environment around them to the youth mold as self-confirmation.
{\i1}They will fit any commonly held interpretations of life events to this mold in the name of youth.
{\i1}To them, lies, secrets, sins, and failures are but seeds of spice in their youth.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 2.

Opening monologue part 2. (For the audio, ignore the background voices.)

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 02

WhyNot :: If things like failure are the signs of youth,
then the people who fail to make any friends
are in full bloom during this “springtime of youth”?
Well, I’m sure that’s something they would refuse to acknowledge.
It’s all a double standard set by them.

Commie :: {\i1}If failure is the hallmark of being young like they say,
{\i1}then someone who’s failed to make friends must be at the peak of his youth, right?
{\i1}However, I’m sure they would disagree.
{\i1}All of this is just their double standards at play and nothing else.

NWTC :: And if failure is also the mark of “youth”, then…
Isn’t it ironic, that a person who has failed to make any friends, is also technically leading his “youth”?
Though I wonder if they’d agree.
Afterall, everything runs on {\i1}their{\i0} schedule.

FFF :: {\i1}Supposing such failures were an indication of youth,
{\i1}then one who has failed to make friends must also be at the height of his youth.
{\i1}But they would disagree on this point.
{\i1}Everything must fit into their preconstructed mold.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 3.

Opening monologue part 3. (For the audio, ignore the background voices.) Final line/second audio file is the teacher’s response to it.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 03

WhyNot :: My conclusion is:
Those fools who enjoy the “springtime of life”
should just die.
>You’re the one that should just die.

Commie :: {\i1}Fools that enjoy their youth
{\i1}should go kill themselves.
>You’re the one who should die.

NWTC :: Let me be clear.
The people who enjoy their “youth”,
will eventually fall apart.
Eventually fall apart?
>Sounds more like you.

FFF :: {\i1}To conclude:
{\i1}Fools who enjoy this thing called “youth,”
{\i1}should go and freaking die.
>{\i1}You{\i0} go and freaking die.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 4.

Hikki’s teacher admonishing him.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 04

WhyNot :: Say, Hikigaya.
What was the homework I assigned in class?
>A report reflecting on one’s high school life.
Then why did you turn in something like this?

Commie :: Tell me, Hikigaya.
What exactly was the assignment I gave the class?
>Well,
>you asked us to write an essay on “a reflection of your high school years”.
Then why did you turn in this drivel?

NWTC :: Say Hikigaya,
What {\i1}was{\i0} the topic that I handed out in class?
>Let’s see…
>A short story about High School life.
So then what is this shallow crap?

FFF :: Look, Hikigaya.
What did I tell you to write about in class?
>Well…
>An essay looking back on your time in high school.
So why did you write this contemptful composition?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 5.

Hikki vs. Teacher-sensei. Is it just me or are the female teachers in anime always the best girls?

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 05

WhyNot :: Your eyes look like those of dead fish.
>Do I really look like I have that much DHA?
>I must seem smart.
Answer seriously.

Commie :: Your eyes look just like a dead fish’s.
>Do they look that full of DHA?
>I must be quite wise.
Do I {\i1}look{\i0} like I’m joking?

NWTC :: Your eyes make you look like a dead fish.
>Do I really look that rich in DHA?
>You’re a sharp one.
Listen, you.

FFF :: Your eyes are like a dead fish’s.
>Do I look that chock full of DHA?
>I must be pretty smart.
So you’re getting smart with {\i1}me{\i0}?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 6.

Hikki going where he shouldn’t have gone.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 06

WhyNot :: Well…
I seriously reflected on my high school life.
Aren’t high school students typically like this nowadays?
>Kid…
>Don’t just spout crap.
“Kid”…
Certainly, when compared with your age, I am just a kid, but…
>Weren’t you ever taught not to talk about a girl’s age?

Commie :: I-I {\i1}did{\i0} look back on my high school life.
Isn’t every high school kid kinda like this these days?
>Don’t just run your mouth, ya brat.
“Brat”?
Well, sure, when compared to you, one {\i1}might{\i0} say that I—
>Didn’t your mother tell you that mentioning a woman’s age will get you killed?

NWTC :: I, um, I’m just trying to portray high school life accurately.
Didn’t my essay give you the same feelings as high school?
>You little brat, don’t try to be smart with me.
Don’t call me little…
Well, then again, coming from someone your age—
>Weren’t you taught not to comment on a woman’s age?

FFF :: Well, I did look back on my time in high school.
Isn’t this what high school life ish like theshe daysh?
>Frivolous defense, kid.
Kid? Well, I guess when you’re your age, I {\i1}am{\i0} a kid—
>Didn’t anyone ever teach you not to bring up a woman’s age?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 7.

Knockery-related shenanigans between Teacher-sensei and Ice-chan.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 07

WhyNot :: Ms. Hiratsuka, I believe I asked you to knock before you enter.
>Even if I knocked, you wouldn’t bother responding anyway.
That’s because you don’t give me any time to respond.

Commie :: Ms. Hiratsuka.
I’m pretty sure I asked you to knock before coming in.
>You never respond when I knock, though.
That’s because you don’t wait for a response before barging in.

NWTC :: Hiratsuka-sensei.
I believe I’ve asked you to knock before entering.
>Even if I knocked, you wouldn’t have answered.
That’s because you’d come in regardless.

FFF :: Hiratsuka-sensei.
I believe I told you to knock before you came in.
>I used to knock, but you never answered me.
Because you came in before I could answer.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 8.

All Ice-chan.

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WhyNot :: So? Who’s the person spacing out over there?

Commie :: So, who’s the weirdo?

NWTC :: So, what’s with the clueless guy?

FFF :: So?
Who’s that person staring off into space?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 9.

More Hikki monologuery.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 09

WhyNot :: I know this girl.
International Studies Class J.
Made up of 90% females, that class
has high grades, and is quite well-known for being elite.
Yukinosita Yukino is the most well-known among them.
She’s someone everyone at school knows.

Commie :: {\i1}I know this girl.
{\i1}In the International Culture Studies Department, Class J
{\i1}is a class that consists 90% of girls,
{\i1}gets high averages, and is rather well known.
{\i1}Among them, the most well-known student would be Yukinoshita Yukino.
{\i1}There isn’t a single person in the school who doesn’t know her name.

NWTC :: I..
…know this girl.
National General Course, Class J.
Ninety percent of the class is female.
The facilities are good, and it’s known throughout the school.
And within that class, there’s a girl with great talents—Yukinoshita Yukino.
She’s famous and known throughout the school.

FFF :: {\i1}I know who this girl is.
{\i1}International Education Class 2-J.
{\i1}This class, 90% of which are girls,
{\i1}is known for being flashy and scoring deviations above the national average.
{\i1}Standing out particularly in the class is this girl,
{\i1}Yukinoshita Yukino.
{\i1}Everyone at this school knows who she is.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 10.

Teacher-sensei, laying down the law.

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WhyNot :: This is your punishment for that awful report.
I order you to participate in this club.
I won’t accept any objections, rebuttals, protest, questions, or retorts from you.

Commie :: You will join this club as penance for the joke of an essay you turned in to me.
I don’t care about any questions, concerns, objections, or dissenting opinions you may have.

NWTC :: As punishment for your half-assed report, you’ll be joining this club.
I won’t take no for an answer.

FFF :: Your punishment for writing that contemptful crap is joining this club.
Refusals, objections, protests, questions, and any other possible forms of appeal will not be accepted.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 11.

All Teacher-sensei.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 11

WhyNot :: Well, as you can probably see,
his personality is as rotten as his eyes.
Because of that, he’s someone who is always alone. He’s quite pitiful.
In order to reform that rebellious predisposition to solitude, I’d like him to join this club.
This is a request from me.

Commie :: Anyway, as I’m sure you can see,
his soul’s just as rotten as his eyes.
That’s why he stands before you as a pitiful loner.
While he’s in your club, I’d like for you to mend his twisted misanthrope mentality.
This is a personal request from me.

NWTC :: Well, that’s the idea.
He has a rotten heart to go with those rotten eyes.
Those two things make him pathetic and lonely.
To help him get over that, I’d like him to join this club.
That’s my request.

FFF :: Anyway, you can probably tell at a glance that his personality’s as rotten as his eyes.
As a result, he’s a lonely and pitiful creature.
Fix his rebellious and loner-prone personality in this club.
That’s my request.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 12.

Ice-chan being all tsun, and Hikki mentally replying with lies.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 12

WhyNot :: I can clearly see that boy’s vulgar intentions from his eyes.
It feels as if my body is in danger.
>No guy would bother looking at those pitiful breasts anyway.

Commie :: Looking at that guy’s vulgar and scheming eyes makes me fear for my life.
>{\i1}Like I’d waste my time looking at those paltry plains you call breasts.

NWTC :: I feel that I would be putting myself in danger being near someone with rotten eyes lead by a rotten heart.
>I ain’t looking at you!
>Like I would, with that flat chest.

FFF :: I see danger to my person in those vulgar eyes looking at me full of ulterior motives.
>{\i1}I’m not looking at you, and especially not that ever-so-modest chest of yours.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Comparison 13.

Teacher-sensei making an accurate evaluation.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 13

WhyNot :: Don’t worry about that.
This guy’s ability to evaluate risk vs. return and his sense of self-preservation are quite something.
He wouldn’t do anything that would get him charged with a crime.
You can have faith in his spineless nature.
>Actually, I’d rather you say I just use common sense to make decisions.

Commie :: Relax.
This guy’s got quite the calculating mind and self-preserving instincts.
He definitely won’t do anything that could get him in trouble with the law.
Don’t worry. He’s a minion at best.
>Can’t you just say I can make sensible decisions?

NWTC :: Don’t worry, he may not look it, but he’s trustworthy.
He wouldn’t do anything that’d get him arrested.
Put your faith in the fact he’s a spineless hooligan.
>I’d like to say that I’m not that spineless.

FFF :: Don’t worry.
This guy’s risk-return calculations and self-preservation mechanisms
are actually pretty good.
He wouldn’t do anything punishable by law.
You can trust in his petty-criminal nature.
>Hey, couldn’t you call it my “ability to make rational decisions”?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

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Comparison 1.

Opening monologue part 1. (For the audio, ignore the background voices.)

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 01

WhyNot :: Youth is a lie.
It is evil.
Those who sing praise for the springtime of youth are constantly deceiving themselves and those around them.
They’re completely engrossed, as if hypnotized, in the atmosphere.
If it’s for the sake of their “youth,”
they’ll distort common sense and even reject social norms.
For them, things like lies, secrets, sins, and failures
are just the spices of life.

Commie :: {\i1}Those that glorify youth are only fooling themselves and those around them,
{\i1}and believe that their surroundings always affirm their actions.
{\i1}By using the word “youth”, they twist and distort common sense and anything logical.
{\i1}For them, lies, secrets, sins, and failures do nothing but add spice to their youth.

NWTC :: Youth is a hoax.
It’s evil.
People who make a big deal of their “youth”, are just inviting trouble.
They try to keep up with everything going on around them.
For them, if it has to do with their “youth”, they jump at it without a second thought.
From normal daily life, to rebelling against the views of society.
If you fall in with them, lies, secrets, failure, and even crime await you.
But for them, it’s just the spice of life.

FFF :: {\i1}Youth is a lie. It is evil.
{\i1}Those who claim to enjoy it are deluding themselves and others.
{\i1}They fit the events and environment around them to the youth mold as self-confirmation.
{\i1}They will fit any commonly held interpretations of life events to this mold in the name of youth.
{\i1}To them, lies, secrets, sins, and failures are but seeds of spice in their youth.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 2.

Opening monologue part 2. (For the audio, ignore the background voices.)

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 02

WhyNot :: If things like failure are the signs of youth,
then the people who fail to make any friends
are in full bloom during this “springtime of youth”?
Well, I’m sure that’s something they would refuse to acknowledge.
It’s all a double standard set by them.

Commie :: {\i1}If failure is the hallmark of being young like they say,
{\i1}then someone who’s failed to make friends must be at the peak of his youth, right?
{\i1}However, I’m sure they would disagree.
{\i1}All of this is just their double standards at play and nothing else.

NWTC :: And if failure is also the mark of “youth”, then…
Isn’t it ironic, that a person who has failed to make any friends, is also technically leading his “youth”?
Though I wonder if they’d agree.
Afterall, everything runs on {\i1}their{\i0} schedule.

FFF :: {\i1}Supposing such failures were an indication of youth,
{\i1}then one who has failed to make friends must also be at the height of his youth.
{\i1}But they would disagree on this point.
{\i1}Everything must fit into their preconstructed mold.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 3.

Opening monologue part 3. (For the audio, ignore the background voices.) Final line/second audio file is the teacher’s response to it.

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WhyNot :: My conclusion is:
Those fools who enjoy the “springtime of life”
should just die.
You’re the one that should just die.

Commie :: {\i1}Fools that enjoy their youth
{\i1}should go kill themselves.
You’re the one who should die.

NWTC :: Let me be clear.
The people who enjoy their “youth”,
will eventually fall apart.
Eventually fall apart?
Sounds more like you.

FFF :: {\i1}To conclude:
{\i1}Fools who enjoy this thing called “youth,”
{\i1}should go and freaking die.
{\i1}You{\i0} go and freaking die.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 4.

Hikki’s teacher admonishing him.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 04

WhyNot :: Say, Hikigaya.
What was the homework I assigned in class?
>A report reflecting on one’s high school life.
Then why did you turn in something like this?

Commie :: Tell me, Hikigaya.
What exactly was the assignment I gave the class?
>Well,
>you asked us to write an essay on “a reflection of your high school years”.
Then why did you turn in this drivel?

NWTC :: Say Hikigaya,
What {\i1}was{\i0} the topic that I handed out in class?
>Let’s see…
>A short story about High School life.
So then what is this shallow crap?

FFF :: Look, Hikigaya.
What did I tell you to write about in class?
>Well…
>An essay looking back on your time in high school.
So why did you write this contemptful composition?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 5.

Hikki vs. Teacher-sensei. Is it just me or are the female teachers in anime always the best girls?

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WhyNot :: Your eyes look like those of dead fish.
>Do I really look like I have that much DHA?
>I must seem smart.
Answer seriously.

Commie :: Your eyes look just like a dead fish’s.
>Do they look that full of DHA?
>I must be quite wise.
Do I {\i1}look{\i0} like I’m joking?

NWTC :: Your eyes make you look like a dead fish.
>Do I really look that rich in DHA?
>You’re a sharp one.
Listen, you.

FFF :: Your eyes are like a dead fish’s.
>Do I look that chock full of DHA?
>I must be pretty smart.
So you’re getting smart with {\i1}me{\i0}?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 6.

Hikki going where he shouldn’t have gone.

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WhyNot :: Well…
I seriously reflected on my high school life.
Aren’t high school students typically like this nowadays?
>Kid…
>Don’t just spout crap.
“Kid”…
Certainly, when compared with your age, I am just a kid, but…
>Weren’t you ever taught not to talk about a girl’s age?

Commie :: I-I {\i1}did{\i0} look back on my high school life.
Isn’t every high school kid kinda like this these days?
>Don’t just run your mouth, ya brat.
“Brat”?
Well, sure, when compared to you, one {\i1}might{\i0} say that I—
>Didn’t your mother tell you that mentioning a woman’s age will get you killed?

NWTC :: I, um, I’m just trying to portray high school life accurately.
Didn’t my essay give you the same feelings as high school?
>You little brat, don’t try to be smart with me.
Don’t call me little…
Well, then again, coming from someone your age—
>Weren’t you taught not to comment on a woman’s age?

FFF :: Well, I did look back on my time in high school.
Isn’t this what high school life ish like theshe daysh?
>Frivolous defense, kid.
Kid? Well, I guess when you’re your age, I {\i1}am{\i0} a kid—
>Didn’t anyone ever teach you not to bring up a woman’s age?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 7.

Knockery-related shenanigans between Teacher-sensei and Ice-chan.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 07

WhyNot :: Ms. Hiratsuka, I believe I asked you to knock before you enter.
>Even if I knocked, you wouldn’t bother responding anyway.
That’s because you don’t give me any time to respond.

Commie :: Ms. Hiratsuka.
I’m pretty sure I asked you to knock before coming in.
>You never respond when I knock, though.
That’s because you don’t wait for a response before barging in.

NWTC :: Hiratsuka-sensei.
I believe I’ve asked you to knock before entering.
>Even if I knocked, you wouldn’t have answered.
That’s because you’d come in regardless.

FFF :: Hiratsuka-sensei.
I believe I told you to knock before you came in.
>I used to knock, but you never answered me.
Because you came in before I could answer.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 8.

All Ice-chan.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 08

WhyNot :: So? Who’s the person spacing out over there?

Commie :: So, who’s the weirdo?

NWTC :: So, what’s with the clueless guy?

FFF :: So?
Who’s that person staring off into space?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 9.

More Hikki monologuery.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 09

WhyNot :: I know this girl.
International Studies Class J.
Made up of 90% females, that class
has high grades, and is quite well-known for being elite.
Yukinosita Yukino is the most well-known among them.
She’s someone everyone at school knows.

Commie :: {\i1}I know this girl.
{\i1}In the International Culture Studies Department, Class J
{\i1}is a class that consists 90% of girls,
{\i1}gets high averages, and is rather well known.
{\i1}Among them, the most well-known student would be Yukinoshita Yukino.
{\i1}There isn’t a single person in the school who doesn’t know her name.

NWTC :: I..
…know this girl.
National General Course, Class J.
Ninety percent of the class is female.
The facilities are good, and it’s known throughout the school.
And within that class, there’s a girl with great talents—Yukinoshita Yukino.
She’s famous and known throughout the school.

FFF :: {\i1}I know who this girl is.
{\i1}International Education Class 2-J.
{\i1}This class, 90% of which are girls,
{\i1}is known for being flashy and scoring deviations above the national average.
{\i1}Standing out particularly in the class is this girl,
{\i1}Yukinoshita Yukino.
{\i1}Everyone at this school knows who she is.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 10.

Teacher-sensei, laying down the law.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 10

WhyNot :: This is your punishment for that awful report.
I order you to participate in this club.
I won’t accept any objections, rebuttals, protest, questions, or retorts from you.

Commie :: You will join this club as penance for the joke of an essay you turned in to me.
I don’t care about any questions, concerns, objections, or dissenting opinions you may have.

NWTC :: As punishment for your half-assed report, you’ll be joining this club.
I won’t take no for an answer.

FFF :: Your punishment for writing that contemptful crap is joining this club.
Refusals, objections, protests, questions, and any other possible forms of appeal will not be accepted.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 11.

All Teacher-sensei.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 11

WhyNot :: Well, as you can probably see,
his personality is as rotten as his eyes.
Because of that, he’s someone who is always alone. He’s quite pitiful.
In order to reform that rebellious predisposition to solitude, I’d like him to join this club.
This is a request from me.

Commie :: Anyway, as I’m sure you can see,
his soul’s just as rotten as his eyes.
That’s why he stands before you as a pitiful loner.
While he’s in your club, I’d like for you to mend his twisted misanthrope mentality.
This is a personal request from me.

NWTC :: Well, that’s the idea.
He has a rotten heart to go with those rotten eyes.
Those two things make him pathetic and lonely.
To help him get over that, I’d like him to join this club.
That’s my request.

FFF :: Anyway, you can probably tell at a glance that his personality’s as rotten as his eyes.
As a result, he’s a lonely and pitiful creature.
Fix his rebellious and loner-prone personality in this club.
That’s my request.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 12.

Ice-chan being all tsun, and Hikki mentally replying with lies.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 12

WhyNot :: I can clearly see that boy’s vulgar intentions from his eyes.
It feels as if my body is in danger.
>No guy would bother looking at those pitiful breasts anyway.

Commie :: Looking at that guy’s vulgar and scheming eyes makes me fear for my life.
>{\i1}Like I’d waste my time looking at those paltry plains you call breasts.

NWTC :: I feel that I would be putting myself in danger being near someone with rotten eyes lead by a rotten heart.
>I ain’t looking at you!
>Like I would, with that flat chest.

FFF :: I see danger to my person in those vulgar eyes looking at me full of ulterior motives.
>{\i1}I’m not looking at you, and especially not that ever-so-modest chest of yours.

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

Comparison 13.

Teacher-sensei making an accurate evaluation.

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru 13

WhyNot :: Don’t worry about that.
This guy’s ability to evaluate risk vs. return and his sense of self-preservation are quite something.
He wouldn’t do anything that would get him charged with a crime.
You can have faith in his spineless nature.
>Actually, I’d rather you say I just use common sense to make decisions.

Commie :: Relax.
This guy’s got quite the calculating mind and self-preserving instincts.
He definitely won’t do anything that could get him in trouble with the law.
Don’t worry. He’s a minion at best.
>Can’t you just say I can make sensible decisions?

NWTC :: Don’t worry, he may not look it, but he’s trustworthy.
He wouldn’t do anything that’d get him arrested.
Put your faith in the fact he’s a spineless hooligan.
>I’d like to say that I’m not that spineless.

FFF :: Don’t worry.
This guy’s risk-return calculations and self-preservation mechanisms
are actually pretty good.
He wouldn’t do anything punishable by law.
You can trust in his petty-criminal nature.
>Hey, couldn’t you call it my “ability to make rational decisions”?

RIP fansubbing :: N/A. They all suck.

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63 Comments

Starra says:

Commie.

But is it just me or do most subs seem shittier so far this season?

Dark_Sage says:

Well, if you’ve mostly been looking at this site, I can see why you’d think that. The biggest takeaway from TL Parties is that no one group does the best in every situation, meaning they all have issues in multiple areas.

As for shittier than other seasons, well I won’t really have an idea of general sub quality until I spend my two hours analyzing each script. After I get through maybe 10 reviews I can say whether or not that’s accurate, but as of right now I don’t have enough information to say.

Dark_Sage says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 8 times
NWTC: 0 times
FFF: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

And I watched FFF’s. So much for the fiesta. :/

archdeco says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 0 times
NWTC: 0 times
FFF: 12 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

> Timed 2 days ago, still remember most lines.

TKW says:

WhyNot: 3 times
Commie: 6 times
NWTC: 3 times
FFF: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Has Commie been getting better recently or are other groups getting worse?

Minami says:

I think they’re getting worse. NWTC was always bad to begin with.

Kamica says:

Damn man. I think you caught up with your TL party bscklog. Crymore.net is back and better than ever!

Dark_Sage says:

You know it.

kuroneko0509 says:

Is it only me or the 3rd audio is broken?

Dark_Sage says:

Fixed.

Jii-san says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 3 times
Commie: 8 times
NWTC: 1 time
FFF: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Mmmmmm… I guess.

kuroneko0509 says:

WhyNot: 4 times
Commie: 3 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 4 times
It’s a tie between WhyNot and FFF

A close one. Probably will stick to FFF.

Vanth says:

WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 4 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 2 times

Looks like your best bet is Commie.

I suspected as much but Commie didn’t win by a wide margin (or perhaps I would’ve gotten a solid answer if there were four more TL comparisons).

Can we get all the groups to work together on this one?

anon says:

Dunno about fansubbing, but since the answer to “Can we get all humanity to work together (on anything)?” is “No”, a “No” here would be a safe bet.

I don’t mind being proven wrong though…

Caxolaren says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 6 times
Commie: 8 times
NWTC: 4 times
FFF: 8 times
It’s a tie between Commie and FFF

I think I will stick with FFF

returnity says:

WhyNot: 6 times
Commie: 9 times
NWTC: 0 times
FFF: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie.

I haven’t watched the show yet, intentionally. Still, I’m not surprised, but I am disappointed. Some of those sentences, Commie, were grammatical messes. However, the flavor added by editing made up for it apparently. WhyNot had some inaccuracies, but they pledged improvement in that regard, so I’ll follow both groups for a couple episodes and see who pulls off the best characterizations.

wyik says:

WhyNot: 5 times
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 1 time
FFF: 4 times
It’s a tie between WhyNot and Commie.

I watched FFF’s, for the confirmation bias data.

Looking over the tagged lines, when Commie or FFF lost I tended to hate their lines. When WhyNot lost, it was more of a meh~not-as-good. I guess I’ll swap to WhyNot?

Passerby says:

WhyNot: 5 times
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 1 time
It’s a tie between WhyNot and Commie

And that’s that.

Nawak says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 6 times
NWTC: 4 times
FFF: 7 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

I don’t know about the other releases, but I watched WhyNot’s and felt it had some issues. Will probably wait on some opinions or just compare the releases of next episode.

corocoro says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 6 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

cautr says:

I’m worried that I’ll spoiler myself by reading the different lines, so I guess if D_S and my favourite editor are with Commie on this, so am I – at least for the 1st ep.

fyram says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 7 times
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 4 times
FFF: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot

Vagoo says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 8 times
Commie: 9 times
NWTC: 4 times
FFF: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

WhyNot & Commie each had two comparisons where I only liked their lines. I already watched Commie’s ep. 1, so the fiesta is in full swing.

temp_late says:

WhyNot: 2 times
Commie: 8 times
NWTC: 1 time
FFF: 2 times

Oh whoops, you can vote more than one per group? Commie had some grammatically-loose lines, but eh, most of them made more sense than the others I think. Maybe I should go watch this.

Hairy says:

WhyNot: 6 times
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 1 time
FFF: 1 time

Teshuki says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 5 times
Commie: 8 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 5 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Melchizedek says:

WhyNot: 2 times
Commie: 1 time
NWTC: 4 times
FFF: 5 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

And I watched Commie.

>Hachiman eyes are not dead enough
>the teacher didn’t smoke
>no gundam reference

Zaimokuza, you’re my only hope!!

stgmefly says:

Doki is apparently subbing this as well though you probably know that by now

Dark_Sage says:

Just saw they released it. …36 hours after they told me it would be released “soon”. :s

Mkaze says:

WhyNot: 3 times
Commie: 3 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 5 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

Aaron says:

WhyNot: 4 times
Commie: 3 times
NWTC: 5 times
FFF: 1 time

Interesting, I chose NWTC the most, which is a first for this party, it seems.

sage says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 5 times
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 1 time
FFF: 5 times
It’s a tie between WhyNot, Commie, and FFF

And it’s a beautiful Draw. And I’m not entirely surprised since I’d regularly trust all 3 of those groups. I’ll probably stick with FFF or WhyNot’s though.

At any rate, NWTC was clearly the worst, even if it was still watchable. That was the one I watched so I already knew they weren’t too good anyway.

nope says:

WhyNot: 6 times
Commie: 2 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot.

Should select more than one choice. More of a literal viewer, most of the attitude given in commie’s stuff you get watching, guess it’s good I wait a few weeks before committing.

kokujin-kun says:

WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

So that’s 2 wins for Commie, one for FFF.

Nevreen says:

WhyNot: 2 times
Commie: 10 times
NWTC: 0 times
FFF: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Commie’s had by far the most flavor in their editing, though a few lines were messy. FFF was almost always a close contender and did a much better job than my results indicate. I’d be comfortable watching their release if Commie wasn’t doing it. NWTC’s inexperience is pretty obvious.

GBreadFox says:

Looks like your best bet is WhyNot

I have to say I wasn’t expecting that result.
One change that might be interesting for these TL parties(and I’m sure it has probably been suggested before) would be to allow ranking each of the compared lines in order of preference. It could then be that a group that is consistently selected as second best, might come out on top if opinions were divided as to who is number one.

Dark_Sage says:

Ranked voting? Hmm. I’ll have to ask Puddi about that.

returnity says:

I just mentioned a similar thing about this in my results for the Date-A-Live TL Party, where my second place (Anime-Koi) had 6 vs. my 3rd place’s 5 (FFF), but for almost every line I chose Doki for, my second choice would have been FFF, not Anime-Koi. So in reality, despite the numbers, FFF is clearly the better 2nd place contender over Anime-Koi.

TL Parties are always provide raw data for interesting and novel analysis, whether it’s something like this, or confirmation bias, etc.

edge says:

Got Whynot. Though I expected FFF.
Well, this poll is just for a half eps, so it isn’t a total poll.
I think FFF just needs to use simpler sentences and easier words.

bagong016 says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 0 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 2 times
It’s a tie between NWTC and FFF

I watched Commie and not pick they lines, so I guess Commie is still better

Pacific says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 1 time
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 1 time
FFF: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

It seems to be a close call for me, but after looking at all of answers, FFF seemed to be first or second in most cases. When first, they often led by a wide margin in my estimation. I especially like these lines from question 5.

I must be pretty smart.
So you’re getting smart with {\i1}me{\i0}?

Ryogo says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 7 times
Commie: 1 time
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot

Jeffrey-sama says:

WhyNot: 6 times
Commie: 5 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot

I expected either FFF or WhyNot from past experiences, so this extra bit of confirmation is nice.

Dark_Sage says:

I’d suggest avoiding WhyNot’s. I just finished watching their episode, and I swear they had more typos in this release than I found in all of last season’s reviews.

Solaristics says:

I personally just went over their release to see how many typos I could find. Found 11 typos, most of them being spelling errors.

Jeffrey-sama says:

I’ll take your suggestion into consideration. I guess the downside of translation parties is that they don’t focus on spelling/typos, while emphasizing sentence flow and (if you know Japanese) accuracy.

Sowen says:

Apparently they didn’t QC it before releasing and there’s a v2 already, so I guess it’s safe to go?

Dark_Sage says:

Well fuck them, I’m already 80% done writing my review. Not scrapping these disses.

stgmefly says:

tfw you’ll end up doing a re-review

Dark_Sage says:

Groups that intentionally release defective products just to get the first release don’t automatically qualify for re-reviews. See also: my GotSpeed review.

But yes, I may queue it in later.

stgmefly says:

Let’s be serious

rarely_upset says:

LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Solaristics says:

D_S please.

Vance says:

WhyNot: 3 times
Commie: 2 times
NWTC: 4 times
FFF: 1 time
None: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is NWTC

Uh… that was interesting. I don’t think I’ve ever chosen the least popular option before.

Melvinkooi says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 3 times
Commie: 4 times
NWTC: 2 times
FFF: 8 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

I did it with the sound sentences, without these sound sentences, i had “WhyNot?”

zeil says:

DOKI sub review for this?

zeil says:

gotwoot sub Review for this?

Merula4 says:

I already set my mind on FFF encoded by SORE for karaoke part. But it might worth to see what I missed.
WhyNot: 7 times
Commie: 7 times
NWTC: 5 times
FFF: 3 times
It’s a tie between WhyNot and Commie
Karaoke and HD override text! FFFtw!

meishika says:

Overall scores…
WhyNot: 8 times
Commie: 6 times
NWTC: 0 times
FFF: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot

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