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Good Music Video Animes (Not Anime Music Videos)

October 6, 2021 by Dark_Sage

I watched a few MyAnimeList-recognized music videos, ranked them, and now you get a post.

Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition

September 25, 2021 by Dark_Sage

George Floyd died for this? :/

Kainé’s Redesign: The Most Important Part of Nier Replicant

May 19, 2021 by Calyrica

After this post, you’ll never unsee it.

The Moral Quandaries & Ethical Considerations of Hot Gluing

October 18, 2020 by Dark_Sage

There comes a time in every internet superhero’s life when he has to take a stand and fight for the issues. This is my Selma.

(TL Note: “Hot gluing” is the act of jacking off onto anime figurines.)

Subtitle Comparison: [Aniplex vs. AnonsAlliance vs. GJM] Kamisama ni Natta Hi (Episode 01)

October 18, 2020October 17, 2020 by Dark_Sage

Shout-out to SugoiFentanylOverdose for helping me fuck with my MPV configs; I’ll use that software going forward. Typesetters, you can stop molotoving my house.

Subtitle Comparison: [21 Groups] Promare (It’s a Bad Trigger Movie)

October 16, 2020 by Dark_Sage

I regret everything about my life that led me to this point.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do

October 4, 2020 by Dark_Sage

And that finishes up the season preview.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 3 – I Keep Doing That Thing Where I’m Fapping Again

October 3, 2020 by Dark_Sage

Heut’ ist mein Tag.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Holy Shit I Had to Write This Post Quickly WTF Japan Why Does Everything Release October 2nd Don’t You Know I Have a 5-9?!

October 2, 2020 by Dark_Sage

I hate being a salaryman, but I would hate being poor even more. Life is sux.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 1 – Hope on the Horizon

October 15, 2020September 29, 2020 by Dark_Sage

I am so fucking psyched for this season. (Edit 10/15: Hey, if you haven’t seen Higurashi yet, ignore the Higurashi part of this post. You want to watch the old version first.)

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