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How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force

November 20, 2022 by Calyrica

Are you one of those unlucky PC players like me suffering from horrible lag and stuttering? Suffer no more with this quick tutorial!

One Piece Film Red Was Fucking Incredible

November 7, 2022November 6, 2022 by Dark_Sage

This is a professional review.

Anime Conventions and You: Sad Girls to the Front

August 14, 2022 by Dark_Sage

Been a minute.

Good Music Video Animes (Not Anime Music Videos)

October 6, 2021 by Dark_Sage

I watched a few MyAnimeList-recognized music videos, ranked them, and now you get a post.

Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition

September 25, 2021 by Dark_Sage

George Floyd died for this? :/

Kainé’s Redesign: The Most Important Part of Nier Replicant

May 19, 2021 by Calyrica

After this post, you’ll never unsee it.

The Moral Quandaries & Ethical Considerations of Hot Gluing

October 18, 2020 by Dark_Sage

There comes a time in every internet superhero’s life when he has to take a stand and fight for the issues. This is my Selma.

(TL Note: “Hot gluing” is the act of jacking off onto anime figurines.)

Subtitle Comparison: [Aniplex vs. AnonsAlliance vs. GJM] Kamisama ni Natta Hi (Episode 01)

October 18, 2020October 17, 2020 by Dark_Sage

Shout-out to SugoiFentanylOverdose for helping me fuck with my MPV configs; I’ll use that software going forward. Typesetters, you can stop molotoving my house.

Subtitle Comparison: [21 Groups] Promare (It’s a Bad Trigger Movie)

October 16, 2020 by Dark_Sage

I regret everything about my life that led me to this point.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do

October 4, 2020 by Dark_Sage

And that finishes up the season preview.

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Barbara C. on [ARR] Memolu in the Pointed Hat (VHS): “Thanks at least for reviewing our fansub. This was one of the first ones we did. Yes, as you pointed…” Aug 26, 07:13

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Anonymous on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force: “Is Star Ocean 6 even worth playing? 1-3 were great, 4 had a better battle system but an atrocious story,…” Aug 16, 22:38

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Justin on Is Adventure Time an Anime?: “At least part of one episode was made in Japan” Jul 24, 09:04

Dark_Sage on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “Anyone with a disability should be euthanized, and I don’t mean painlessly.” Jul 13, 23:38

Dark_Sage on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “One of my role models is, uh, Jesus and probably Andrew Tate.” Jul 13, 23:37

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anony on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force: “It’s not dead until nobody posts for over a year or two.” Jul 7, 16:08

Dark_Sage on Fansub Review: [Umee] Deadman Wonderland (Episode 03): “I suspect that’s where they all went since it’s far better for collaboration than IRC was. I haven’t kept up…” Jul 1, 19:27

Roku on Fansub Review: [Umee] Deadman Wonderland (Episode 03): “I’m from a Turkish fansub and every turkish fansub has its own discord server. So, do english fansubs have their…” Jun 18, 05:30

Anonymus on Monster sucks: a message to its “fans”: “Same thing about Mirai Nikki.” Jun 16, 14:08