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Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do

October 4, 2020 by Dark_Sage

And that finishes up the season preview.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 3 – I Keep Doing That Thing Where I’m Fapping Again

October 3, 2020 by Dark_Sage

Heut’ ist mein Tag.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Holy Shit I Had to Write This Post Quickly WTF Japan Why Does Everything Release October 2nd Don’t You Know I Have a 5-9?!

October 2, 2020 by Dark_Sage

I hate being a salaryman, but I would hate being poor even more. Life is sux.

Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 1 – Hope on the Horizon

October 15, 2020September 29, 2020 by Dark_Sage

I am so fucking psyched for this season. (Edit 10/15: Hey, if you haven’t seen Higurashi yet, ignore the Higurashi part of this post. You want to watch the old version first.)

Summer 2020 Anime Preview – Go to Horny Auschwitz

September 6, 2020July 19, 2020 by Dark_Sage

Figure I’ll put sub recommendations in too. Due to posting time/apathy/space constraints, don’t expect too much on that end.

Fall 2018 Anime Preview: Part 2/3 – Cutting-Edge for 2012

October 11, 2018 by Dark_Sage

Recycled hate, original bait.

Fall 2018 Anime Preview: Part 1/3 – Kill Normies Right Now

September 30, 2018 by Dark_Sage

Not a single Bowsette picture in this post, I promise. ;)

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 3 – Shaved Legs & Anime Raves

January 6, 2018 by Dark_Sage

RIP Amazon Strike. Hopefully Crunchyroll goes next.

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Looking For a Girl Who Poisons Cosplayers

January 5, 2018January 5, 2018 by Dark_Sage

I wrote this post sober.

Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 1 – No (New) Regrets

January 3, 2018 by Dark_Sage

With this, I have met my quota of one post per year. Catch you 2019, when I review second-hand onaholes from the C95 swap meet.

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None on Japan has no taste: an in-depth study of the anime onee-san and otaku consumerist culture: “Lrss in depth and more cherry picking. In anime with this stereotype, the story itself is often derivative and not…” Oct 27, 14:34

None on Japan has no taste: an in-depth study of the anime onee-san and otaku consumerist culture: “Nope,if you’re discussing the archetype, they’re always older. Akari only had a pseudo-brocon personality.” Oct 27, 14:32

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