I hate being a salaryman, but I would hate being poor even more. Life is sux.
The Rankings – Part 2/4
In this episode:
- Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle – Rhyme Anima – Good
- Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai – Okay
- Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka III – Excellent
- King’s Raid: Ishi wo Tsugumono-tachi – Meh
- Dragon Quest: Dai no Daibouken (2020) – Meh
- Munou na Nana – Great
- Iwa Kakeru!: Sport Climbing Girls – Good
- Kami-tachi ni Hirowareta Otoko – Bad
- Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei: Raihousha-hen – Literal Fucking Garbage
- Maesetsu! – Bad
- Some shorts
- Rail Romanesque – Meh
- Inu to Neko Docchi mo Katteru to Mainichi Tanoshii – Bad
- Kaeru no Pickles: Kimochi no Iro – Bad
- Eternity: Shinya no Nurekoi Channel ♡ – Meh
- Himitsukessha Taka no Tsume: Golden Spell – Awful
Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle – Rhyme Anima – Good
tl;dr: Gay like [K]
Japan has been taken over by girl power, and all weapons have been banned. If that wasn’t bad enough, now all sexy boys been banished to the outskirts of Tokyo, cuz it’s hard to be a lesbian if Juto Iruma’s around.
But all these boys are, like, rambunctious, y’know? They wanna fight! And in HypMic (I gotta hope this is pronounced Hype Mike instead of Hip Mick), there’s a solution: the hypnosis microphone. Developed by Kaiba Corp., this tool allows for sick rhymes to deal real damage in rap battles. And you know our boys are battlin’.
Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai – Okay
(Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club )
tl;dr: Love Live at its most generic.
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka III – Excellent
tl;dr: Honestly, fuck anyone who doesn’t like DanMachi. And I mean in the snuff kind of way.
King’s Raid: Ishi wo Tsugumono-tachi – Meh
tl;dr: Beefus swing sword. Mage girl wobble magic.
Dragon Quest: Dai no Daibouken (2020) – Meh
(Dragon Quest: Dai’s Great Adventure)
tl;dr: Dragon Quest The Animation
Munou na Nana – Great
Iwa Kakeru!: Sport Climbing Girls – Good
(Hang On! Climbing Girls)
tl;dr: Sports ecchi based around competitive wall-climbing.
Kami-tachi ni Hirowareta Otoko – Bad
(Kami-Touchy the Bad Place)
tl;dr: Posting bail after getting charged with possession of child porn, a Californian computer engineer named Roberto downs a bottle of sleeping bottles and drifts off into death.
Luckily for him, a handful of goddesses from another world are facing a dire under-population problem. Whisking him off to their realm of magic, he discovers himself reincarnated as a 9-year-old boy in a land where the children are able to conceive, but adults cannot.
The goddesses set upon him a trial: impregnate 100 girls before the year is done, or be banished to the shadow realm!
Will our protagonist be able to use his years of expertise to lure children to his bed? A light-hearted tale of romance and rape is about to begin!
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei: Raihousha-hen – Literal Fucking Garbage
(The Irregular at Magic High School: The Jungle Book Arc)
tl;dr: “What if we had an immortal, invincible main character whose sole personality trait was that he lays prone while his sister bloodily rides his dick?”
Maesetsu! – Bad
(Soccer Club Friends)
tl;dr: The next project from the dude who did Lucky Star.
The Shorts – Varies
Rail Romanesque – Meh
- This is an adaptation of the loli VN that hasn’t been banned from Steam yet cuz the morality police only speak American. Cute girls doing cute things is the worst genre, so I’m skipping this.
- TL Note: I don’t actually skip shorts cuz they’re easy as fuck to put a +1 on my MAL and I hear once you hit 10,000 series watched, Jesus gives you your virginity back.
Inu to Neko Docchi mo Katteru to Mainichi Tanoshii – Bad
- If your full-grown dog is smaller than a football, it ain’t a dog. Avoiding this out of principle.
- TL Note: Again, I’ve willingly subjected myself to awful things just for the e-peen. Like, I’ve watched everything made in Japan before ’41. Did I make judicious use of the fast forward button? Maybe, but don’t let the e-cops know.
Kaeru no Pickles: Kimochi no Iro – Bad
- I’m gonna be bold here: frogs suck.
- …I’m gonna walk that back a bit: anime frogs suck.
- Real frogs are cool.
Eternity: Shinya no Nurekoi Channel ♡ – Meh
- Any time literal porn is accepted as “real anime”, another series is added to my watch list. Like, it’s gonna get a 3/10, but fap material you don’t have to hunt for is the dream of the lazy.
Himitsukessha Taka no Tsume: Golden Spell – Awful
- If you like the garbage they put on Adult Swim, you’re still not the target audience for this cuz you probably speak English.
I gotta pump more of these out like a Catholic, but first: gin.
After the gin: Part 3/4. So much fucking stuff airing this season… Pray for me. ;_;