Heut’ ist mein Tag.
The Rankings – Part 3/4
In this episode:
- Golden Kamuy 3rd Season – Excellent
- Ikebukuro West Gate Park – Bad
- Maoujou de Oyasumi – Okay+
- Tsukiuta. The Animation 2 – Awful
- Kimi to Boku no Saigo no Senjou, Aruiwa Sekai ga Hajimaru Seisen – Awful
- Strike Witches: Road to Berlin – Bad
- Akudama Drive – Okay+
- Noblesse – Bad
- Adachi to Shimamura – Good
- Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka? Bloom – Awful
- Various Shorts
- Otona nya Koi no Shikata ga Wakaranee! – Meh
- One Room Third Season – Bad
- Seizei Ganbare! Mahou Shoujo Kurumi 3rd Season – Okay+
- Guraburu! – Meh
- Animation Kapibara-san – Awful
Golden Kamuy 3rd Season – Excellent
tl;dr: The boys are back.
Ikebukuro West Gate Park – Bad
tl;dr: Japan thought West Side Story was a legit gang documentary.
Maoujou de Oyasumi – Okay+
(Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle)
tl;dr: The princess of all humanity has been captured by the demon lord and locked away in his castle. But her cell isn’t very comfy, and she’s super tired all the time. So she bullies the demons in the castle into helping her sleep cuz it’s cheaper than Trintellix.
IDK it’s cute.
Tsukiuta. The Animation 2 – Awful
tl;dr: If you watched S1, then like me, you must have reacted with fear and disgust when you realized this was getting another season. Why does Japan give us this shit instead of more Denpa-teki na Kanojo?
Kimi to Boku no Saigo no Senjou, Aruiwa Sekai ga Hajimaru Seisen – Awful
(Our Last Crusade or the Rise of a New World)
tl;dr: What if Romeo and Juliet had even more chromosomes?
Strike Witches: Road to Berlin – Bad
tl;dr: WW2, Part II: The Axis Liberation Army Attacks!
Akudama Drive – Okay+
tl;dr: “It’s by the Danganronpa creator! Watch, fujoshi, watch!”
Noblesse – Bad
tl;dr: Vampires! Or something.
Adachi to Shimamura – Good
(“to” just means “and”, so…)
tl;dr: Girls can be lesbians too.
Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka? Bloom – Awful
(For the Third Time, Is the Order a Rabbit?)
tl;dr: The Japanese economy is apparently 99% made up of cafés.
The Shorts – Varies
One Room Third Season – Bad
- I don’t get One Room. A cute girl talks at “you” about how much she loves you and shit for 3-4 episodes, then is shuffled off unceremoniously for you to see if the next one better fits your kinks. Is this supposed to be endearing?
- Like, I remember when a bunch of my friends had me do shots and marathon the first season, replying at the TV like the chicks were real. That was kind of fun, cuz I talk how I write, and we all know my writing is kanpeki. But under normal circumstances? No, this serves no purpose.
Seizei Ganbare! Mahou Shoujo Kurumi 3rd Season – Okay+
- Your standard mahou shoujo parody. (Only S1 is subtitled. ;_;)
Guraburu! – Meh
- Anime adaptation of a 4-koma based on Granblue Saga. 100% a money guraburu.
- I’m sure this’ll be fine if you care about that series, but since I have good taste, I couldn’t give less of a fuck.
Part 4 up in like… a day or two?