Translation Party: [Anime-Koi vs. Commie vs. Vivid] Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu (Episode 01)

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I was gonna wait for the HorribleSubs release and the Crunchyrip groups to get their subs out, but… this translation party was too much fun to leave languishing for a week. Maybe I’ll do another TL Party for episode 2 or something.

Translation Party House Rules:

Spoiler:
1. Translation Parties are intended to help you make the best subtitle choice for a given anime. Choose which line(s) you liked best by selecting them with the checkbox.

2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

 

 

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu – Episode 01

Comparisons: 10 or 20

Participants:

Anime-Koi

Commie

Vivid

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

 

 

 

Essential 1.

And we’re off to a good start.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 01

Anime-Koi :: Not many girls can handle airsoft anyway.
In society’s eyes, we’re weirdos.
In each other’s eyes, we’re freaks!

Commie :: Not many girls are into mock battles anyway.
Society thinks we’re oddballs.
We ourselves think we’re weirdos!

Vivid :: I’m just saying, not many girls are interested in airsoft.
The ones who are get called “weirdos” by society,
and their loved ones call them “abnormal.”

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 2.

Shocking insights.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella02.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 02

Anime-Koi :: When a freshman hasn’t decided on her club yet,
frequently she’ll join the first club that invites her,
even if the invitation is more of a conscription.
>That means our battle starts right when the opening ceremony ends.

Commie :: Newly enrolled students who haven’t picked a club yet
tend to get press-ganged by the first club that takes them along.
>So the battle right after the entrance ceremony?

Vivid :: Students who haven’t yet decided on a club
tend to be aggressively solicited by the first club that finds them,
usually resulting in their recruitment.
>In other words,
>we’ve gotta settle things right after the entrance ceremony.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 3.

Misunderstandings & monologues.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 03

Anime-Koi :: I see! This must be a club where all they do is have tea and snacks!
A club where I could spend every day surrounded by kind classmates
just relaxing and enjoying our teatime.
That sounds wonderful!

Commie :: I see. They just drink tea and do nothing actually club-related.
But here in the club I can be surrounded by beautiful seniors and drink tea every day…
That’s be so nice!

Vivid :: This is one of those clubs where they just sit around and have tea all day.
Hmm… A club where I’m surrounded by nice, pretty seniors
and where I get to have tea day in, day out?
That doesn’t sound bad at all!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 4.

Description time.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 04

Anime-Koi :: The C3 Club is basically a survival game club.
>Survival game?
Usually just called “airsoft.” It’s, like, our war game.

Commie :: The C3 club is, simply put, about mock battles!
>Mock battles?
That’s what it is.
It’s a bit like war games.

Vivid :: Simply put, the C3 Club is a survival game club.
>Survival games?
Also called “airsoft.”
They’re pretty much like war games.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 5.

Sounds like fun.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella05.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 05

Anime-Koi :: But she seemed like a total freak.
>She just doesn’t get how much fun airsoft is!
>Shoot {\i1}bam{\i0}! Dodge {\i1}swoosh{\i0}!
>Then it comes {\i1}whoo{\i0}, and hits {\i1}bang{\i0}
>After it goes {\i1}boom{\i0}, then you {\i1}thump{\i0}!
>It’s fantastic!

Commie :: She was such a promising weirdo.
>We couldn’t make her see the fun of mock battles!
>Your gun goes bam and the bullets whiz past and you run around.
>It hits you and you drop like a sack of rice.
>It feels so good!

Vivid :: She seemed so abnormal,
yet we couldn’t get her to see how fun airsoft is!
>We couldn’t get her to see that going, “Bam-bam,”
>and doing a barrel roll
>before going, “Oopsie daisie,”
>”Ohmigawsh!” and
>”Noooooo!”
>feels really good!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 6.

Deep, character-building monologue.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella06.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 06

Anime-Koi :: I’ve always admired people who had shining social lives.
They live freely, doing as they like,
but the surrounding world still accepts them for who they are.
How can I become like that too?
Nah, that’s not my style.
I’m just scared to dive in among other people.
I must’ve been born under a solitary sign.
I…

Commie :: I’ve always looked up to people who stood out among their friends.
The sort who live by their own rules and are still accepted by those around them.
What do you have to do to be like that?
I don’t think I could do it.
I’m afraid of dealing with large groups of people.
That’s the star I was born under.
I’m sure…

Vivid :: I’ve always wanted to be like the girl who shines the brightest within her circle of friends.
I’ve always wanted to be someone who lived as she pleased
yet was still accepted by everyone around her.
How can I become that kind of person?
No, that could never happen.
I’m too scared to stand in the spotlight.
I’m sure things are bound to stay this way,
forever.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 7.

Dat hair pull.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 07

Anime-Koi :: This is my one great chance to make a fresh debut in high school!
If I keep this up, I’ll be lucky to debut as a lowly secretary,
and I can forget ever debuting at university!

Commie :: I wanted to make high school the time of my life!
But at this rate the time of my life’ll be postponed until judgment day!

Vivid :: I was supposed to make a fresh start in high school,
but now, I don’t even know if I can do that before college,
let alone before I start working!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 8.

Nicknames.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella88.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 08

Anime-Koi :: Welcome, Yurara-chan!
>So happy you came, Yuracchi!
>>Let’s have fun, Lil’ Yura!
>>>Let’s do it, Yura-pyon!
>>>>Yura-pyon?
>>>>Not one of them got my name right in the end…

Commie :: Welcome, Yurara.
>Nice to have you, Yuracchi.
>>Have fun, Li’l Yura.
>>>Let’s get started, Bunnyura.
>>>>Bunnyura?
>>>>So nobody’s going to use my name properly after all.

Vivid :: Welcome, Yurara-chan.
>Glad you came back, Yuracchi.
>>Let’s have some fun, Yurako.
>>>Let’s do our best, Yura-pyon!
>>>>Yura-pyon?
>>>>In the end, not even one of them got my name right.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 9.

Revelations.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella09.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 09

Anime-Koi :: She abandoned her M60 and ran for it!
>The idea was that its weight would slow her down!
She’ll be quick now.

Commie :: She dropped the M60 and is retreating!
>I thought she was slow and her gun heavy.
Now she’s fast.

Vivid :: She threw away the M60 and is now running away!
>Isn’t her machine gun slowing her down?!
Not now that she’s abandoned it.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 10.

True hilarity. Thanks, Japan.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 10

Anime-Koi :: Was that really your first time trying airsoft?
>Y-Yes, it was.
So you were an airsoft virgin?
>That’s one way of putting it.
Yet you were playing with a gun in your room? You’re such a weirdo.
>>A weirdo virgin!

Commie :: Was that really your first time in a mock battle, Yurara?
>Yeah, it was.
So you were a battle virgin, huh?
>Guess so.
And you jumped around with a gun in your
room even though it was your first time?
You’re such a weirdo.
>>A virgin and a weirdo.

Vivid :: Hey, was that really your first time playing airsoft, Yurara-chan?
>Y-Yeah, it was.
So, you were an airsoft virgin?
>I guess you could say that.
But you were swingin’ a gun around in your room?
You really {\i1}are{\i0} abnormal!
>>An abnormal virgin!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Decision Point:

  1. Those ten were enough. Show me the results.
  2. I could do with ten more choices, so I’ll keep reading from here.

 

Expanded 1.

Anime is just so unique and exciting and interesting, isn’t it?

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E01

Anime-Koi :: It was a world unlike any I’d ever seen.
A world so far from me, I never thought I’d be able to reach it.
Yet I was on the verge of entering that world.

Commie :: It was a new world.
I thought it was distant and had no relation to me.
Just then I stepped into that world.

Vivid :: It was my first time seeing this strange, new world.
It was a place I once thought had nothing to do with me,
a place I thought I could never reach.
But here I am, about to set foot in that very place.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

And that’s the last we’ll see of old bag-chan.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E02

Anime-Koi :: Hello there. You’re Yamato Yura-chan, right?
>H-Hello.
You’ll be rooming with Kashima Sonora-san, a senior.
She returned home for the break,
but I’m sure she’ll be back soon.
Be sure to get along.

Commie :: Hey there.
You’re Yamato Yura, right?
>Hello.
Your roommate will be Kashima Sonora, a twelfth grader.
She’s visiting her family right now, but she should be back soon.
Be friends, okay?

Vivid :: Hello, uh…
Yamato Yura-chan, right?
>H-Hello!
You’ll be sharing a room with Kashima Sonora, a senior.
She’s back home at the moment, but she’ll return soon.
You two play nice, okay?

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

MC-chan freaking out over her new room.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E03

Anime-Koi :: Whoa, talk about rich-girl chic!
This room is huge!
From now on, this will be my home.

Commie :: Wow! Everything about this school’s {\i1}so{\i0} fancy!
Even the dorm rooms are huge!
This will be my room from now.

Vivid :: Wow! It’s just like I thought it’d be!
This room is huge!
And starting today,
it’s {\i1}my{\i0} room.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

I guess this is a Marimite reference. So for anyone old enough to have actually watched that shit, enjoy the ref.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E04

Anime-Koi :: Kashima Sonora-senpai, huh?
I really hope she’s a nice person.
Like the soeur vow…
I wonder if they really do that!

Commie :: I guess that’s Kashima Sonora…
I hope she’s nice.
I wonder if there’ll be anything like a Sœur oath.

Vivid :: So that’s Kashima Sonora-senpai?
I hope she’s nice.
Maybe I can even take the Oath of Sœur with her!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

Someone-chan laying down the law.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E05

Anime-Koi :: Because of various reasons, we’re facing a grave shortage of airsofters.
In order to secure freshmen with great potential,
we will execute our Capture the Freshmen operation.

Commie :: The C3 club has suffered several sub-par recruitment drives,
and we are woefully under strength.
We direly need to recruit new personnel this year.
Let us think of a strategy for the induction of new recruits!

Vivid :: Due to subpar recruitment pools,
we, the C3 Club, are in danger of not having enough members to play airsoft.
Therefore, in order to secure a promising freshman this year,
we must devise a Capture-a-New-Member Plan.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 6.

A conversation.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E06

Anime-Koi :: It’d be nice if some of the new freshmen actually were interested in airsoft.
>They’d have to be real weirdos though.
>>Real freaks, even.

Commie :: Are there really no new students interested in mock battles?
>They’d have to be oddballs.
>>Weirdos, even.

Vivid :: There’s got to be some brave, airsoft-loving freshman out there.
>She’d be quite the weirdo.
>>And quite abnormal.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 7.

New member GET

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E07

Anime-Koi :: Don’t get me wrong!
>A weirdo!
Not at all!
>I’ve found a weirdo!
Wait! You got it wrong!
>I’ve found a real freak!
No! You’re wrong!

Commie :: It’s not what it looks like!
>You’re an oddball!
I’m not!
>I found an oddball!
No, wait!
>A real weirdo!
I’m not, Jesus!

Vivid :: Th-This isn’t what it looks like!
>A weirdo!
I’m not a weirdo!
>I found a weirdo!
Wait! I swear I’m not!
>A real, live abnormal weirdo!
You’ve got it all wrong!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 8.

Good ol’ keiki.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E08

Anime-Koi :: So she reacts to cake!
So materialistic.
But simple at least.

Commie :: The cake did it.
She’s a calculating one.
She’s easy to understand.

Vivid :: So, she responds to cake.
She must be materialistic.
The sort that’s easy to understand.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 9.

Per Anime-Koi, “why is every girl a cake slut?”. I don’t know, but I don’t have any complaints.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E09

Anime-Koi :: I caught you!
I noticed earlier that you only reacted to the cake, Yura-chan!
So I thought I’d bait my trap with some cake!

Commie :: Caught you!
I didn’t fail to notice that you only responded to cake.
So I left it out as bait!
That was my plan to lure you in!

Vivid :: Gotcha!
Wh-What?
I noticed earlier that you only responded to cake!
So I
came with a plan
to lure you in by using cake!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 10.

Rules.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E10

Anime-Koi :: Let me explain it one more time.
If you get hit by a bullet, yell “hit” and leave the field.
It doesn’t matter if it’s your own bullet or a ricochet, any hit counts the same.
You mustn’t remove your goggles until you’re back in the safe zone.

Commie :: I’ll explain the rules again.
When you get hit by a bullet, you have to say “hit” out loud, and leave the field.
Even your own bullets and ricochets count as hits.
Make sure not to take off your goggles until you’ve reached the safe zone.

Vivid :: I’ll explain it once more.
If you get shot, yell out that you’re hit, and exit the field.
It doesn’t matter if you shoot yourself. That still counts.
Also, make sure you keep your googles on
until you reach the safety zone.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

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Essential 1.

And we’re off to a good start.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 01

Anime-Koi :: Not many girls can handle airsoft anyway.
In society’s eyes, we’re weirdos.
In each other’s eyes, we’re freaks!

Commie :: Not many girls are into mock battles anyway.
Society thinks we’re oddballs.
We ourselves think we’re weirdos!

Vivid :: I’m just saying, not many girls are interested in airsoft.
The ones who are get called “weirdos” by society,
and their loved ones call them “abnormal.”

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

Shocking insights.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella02.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 02

Anime-Koi :: When a freshman hasn’t decided on her club yet,
frequently she’ll join the first club that invites her,
even if the invitation is more of a conscription.
>That means our battle starts right when the opening ceremony ends.

Commie :: Newly enrolled students who haven’t picked a club yet
tend to get press-ganged by the first club that takes them along.
>So the battle right after the entrance ceremony?

Vivid :: Students who haven’t yet decided on a club
tend to be aggressively solicited by the first club that finds them,
usually resulting in their recruitment.
>In other words,
>we’ve gotta settle things right after the entrance ceremony.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Misunderstandings & monologues.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella03.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 03

Anime-Koi :: I see! This must be a club where all they do is have tea and snacks!
A club where I could spend every day surrounded by kind classmates
just relaxing and enjoying our teatime.
That sounds wonderful!

Commie :: I see. They just drink tea and do nothing actually club-related.
But here in the club I can be surrounded by beautiful seniors and drink tea every day…
That’s be so nice!

Vivid :: This is one of those clubs where they just sit around and have tea all day.
Hmm… A club where I’m surrounded by nice, pretty seniors
and where I get to have tea day in, day out?
That doesn’t sound bad at all!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

Description time.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 04

Anime-Koi :: The C3 Club is basically a survival game club.
>Survival game?
Usually just called “airsoft.” It’s, like, our war game.

Commie :: The C3 club is, simply put, about mock battles!
>Mock battles?
That’s what it is.
It’s a bit like war games.

Vivid :: Simply put, the C3 Club is a survival game club.
>Survival games?
Also called “airsoft.”
They’re pretty much like war games.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Sounds like fun.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 05

Anime-Koi :: But she seemed like a total freak.
>She just doesn’t get how much fun airsoft is!
>Shoot {\i1}bam{\i0}! Dodge {\i1}swoosh{\i0}!
>Then it comes {\i1}whoo{\i0}, and hits {\i1}bang{\i0}
>After it goes {\i1}boom{\i0}, then you {\i1}thump{\i0}!
>It’s fantastic!

Commie :: She was such a promising weirdo.
>We couldn’t make her see the fun of mock battles!
>Your gun goes bam and the bullets whiz past and you run around.
>It hits you and you drop like a sack of rice.
>It feels so good!

Vivid :: She seemed so abnormal,
yet we couldn’t get her to see how fun airsoft is!
>We couldn’t get her to see that going, “Bam-bam,”
>and doing a barrel roll
>before going, “Oopsie daisie,”
>”Ohmigawsh!” and
>”Noooooo!”
>feels really good!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

Deep, character-building monologue.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Stella06.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 06

Anime-Koi :: I’ve always admired people who had shining social lives.
They live freely, doing as they like,
but the surrounding world still accepts them for who they are.
How can I become like that too?
Nah, that’s not my style.
I’m just scared to dive in among other people.
I must’ve been born under a solitary sign.
I…

Commie :: I’ve always looked up to people who stood out among their friends.
The sort who live by their own rules and are still accepted by those around them.
What do you have to do to be like that?
I don’t think I could do it.
I’m afraid of dealing with large groups of people.
That’s the star I was born under.
I’m sure…

Vivid :: I’ve always wanted to be like the girl who shines the brightest within her circle of friends.
I’ve always wanted to be someone who lived as she pleased
yet was still accepted by everyone around her.
How can I become that kind of person?
No, that could never happen.
I’m too scared to stand in the spotlight.
I’m sure things are bound to stay this way,
forever.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

Dat hair pull.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 07

Anime-Koi :: This is my one great chance to make a fresh debut in high school!
If I keep this up, I’ll be lucky to debut as a lowly secretary,
and I can forget ever debuting at university!

Commie :: I wanted to make high school the time of my life!
But at this rate the time of my life’ll be postponed until judgment day!

Vivid :: I was supposed to make a fresh start in high school,
but now, I don’t even know if I can do that before college,
let alone before I start working!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

Nicknames.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 08

Anime-Koi :: Welcome, Yurara-chan!
>So happy you came, Yuracchi!
>>Let’s have fun, Lil’ Yura!
>>>Let’s do it, Yura-pyon!
>>>>Yura-pyon?
>>>>Not one of them got my name right in the end…

Commie :: Welcome, Yurara.
>Nice to have you, Yuracchi.
>>Have fun, Li’l Yura.
>>>Let’s get started, Bunnyura.
>>>>Bunnyura?
>>>>So nobody’s going to use my name properly after all.

Vivid :: Welcome, Yurara-chan.
>Glad you came back, Yuracchi.
>>Let’s have some fun, Yurako.
>>>Let’s do our best, Yura-pyon!
>>>>Yura-pyon?
>>>>In the end, not even one of them got my name right.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

Revelations.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 09

Anime-Koi :: She abandoned her M60 and ran for it!
>The idea was that its weight would slow her down!
She’ll be quick now.

Commie :: She dropped the M60 and is retreating!
>I thought she was slow and her gun heavy.
Now she’s fast.

Vivid :: She threw away the M60 and is now running away!
>Isn’t her machine gun slowing her down?!
Not now that she’s abandoned it.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

True hilarity. Thanks, Japan.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu 10

Anime-Koi :: Was that really your first time trying airsoft?
>Y-Yes, it was.
So you were an airsoft virgin?
>That’s one way of putting it.
Yet you were playing with a gun in your room? You’re such a weirdo.
>>A weirdo virgin!

Commie :: Was that really your first time in a mock battle, Yurara?
>Yeah, it was.
So you were a battle virgin, huh?
>Guess so.
And you jumped around with a gun in your
room even though it was your first time?
You’re such a weirdo.
>>A virgin and a weirdo.

Vivid :: Hey, was that really your first time playing airsoft, Yurara-chan?
>Y-Yeah, it was.
So, you were an airsoft virgin?
>I guess you could say that.
But you were swingin’ a gun around in your room?
You really {\i1}are{\i0} abnormal!
>>An abnormal virgin!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Those ten were enough. Show me the results.
I could do with ten more choices, so I’ll keep reading from here.

Expanded 1.

Anime is just so unique and exciting and interesting, isn’t it?

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E01

Anime-Koi :: It was a world unlike any I’d ever seen.
A world so far from me, I never thought I’d be able to reach it.
Yet I was on the verge of entering that world.

Commie :: It was a new world.
I thought it was distant and had no relation to me.
Just then I stepped into that world.

Vivid :: It was my first time seeing this strange, new world.
It was a place I once thought had nothing to do with me,
a place I thought I could never reach.
But here I am, about to set foot in that very place.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

And that’s the last we’ll see of old bag-chan.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E02

Anime-Koi :: Hello there. You’re Yamato Yura-chan, right?
>H-Hello.
You’ll be rooming with Kashima Sonora-san, a senior.
She returned home for the break,
but I’m sure she’ll be back soon.
Be sure to get along.

Commie :: Hey there.
You’re Yamato Yura, right?
>Hello.
Your roommate will be Kashima Sonora, a twelfth grader.
She’s visiting her family right now, but she should be back soon.
Be friends, okay?

Vivid :: Hello, uh…
Yamato Yura-chan, right?
>H-Hello!
You’ll be sharing a room with Kashima Sonora, a senior.
She’s back home at the moment, but she’ll return soon.
You two play nice, okay?

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

MC-chan freaking out over her new room.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E03

Anime-Koi :: Whoa, talk about rich-girl chic!
This room is huge!
From now on, this will be my home.

Commie :: Wow! Everything about this school’s {\i1}so{\i0} fancy!
Even the dorm rooms are huge!
This will be my room from now.

Vivid :: Wow! It’s just like I thought it’d be!
This room is huge!
And starting today,
it’s {\i1}my{\i0} room.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

I guess this is a Marimite reference. So for anyone old enough to have actually watched that shit, enjoy the ref.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E04

Anime-Koi :: Kashima Sonora-senpai, huh?
I really hope she’s a nice person.
Like the soeur vow…
I wonder if they really do that!

Commie :: I guess that’s Kashima Sonora…
I hope she’s nice.
I wonder if there’ll be anything like a Sœur oath.

Vivid :: So that’s Kashima Sonora-senpai?
I hope she’s nice.
Maybe I can even take the Oath of Sœur with her!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Someone-chan laying down the law.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E05

Anime-Koi :: Because of various reasons, we’re facing a grave shortage of airsofters.
In order to secure freshmen with great potential,
we will execute our Capture the Freshmen operation.

Commie :: The C3 club has suffered several sub-par recruitment drives,
and we are woefully under strength.
We direly need to recruit new personnel this year.
Let us think of a strategy for the induction of new recruits!

Vivid :: Due to subpar recruitment pools,
we, the C3 Club, are in danger of not having enough members to play airsoft.
Therefore, in order to secure a promising freshman this year,
we must devise a Capture-a-New-Member Plan.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

A conversation.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E06

Anime-Koi :: It’d be nice if some of the new freshmen actually were interested in airsoft.
>They’d have to be real weirdos though.
>>Real freaks, even.

Commie :: Are there really no new students interested in mock battles?
>They’d have to be oddballs.
>>Weirdos, even.

Vivid :: There’s got to be some brave, airsoft-loving freshman out there.
>She’d be quite the weirdo.
>>And quite abnormal.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

New member GET

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E07

Anime-Koi :: Don’t get me wrong!
>A weirdo!
Not at all!
>I’ve found a weirdo!
Wait! You got it wrong!
>I’ve found a real freak!
No! You’re wrong!

Commie :: It’s not what it looks like!
>You’re an oddball!
I’m not!
>I found an oddball!
No, wait!
>A real weirdo!
I’m not, Jesus!

Vivid :: Th-This isn’t what it looks like!
>A weirdo!
I’m not a weirdo!
>I found a weirdo!
Wait! I swear I’m not!
>A real, live abnormal weirdo!
You’ve got it all wrong!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Good ol’ keiki.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E08

Anime-Koi :: So she reacts to cake!
So materialistic.
But simple at least.

Commie :: The cake did it.
She’s a calculating one.
She’s easy to understand.

Vivid :: So, she responds to cake.
She must be materialistic.
The sort that’s easy to understand.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

Per Anime-Koi, “why is every girl a cake slut?”. I don’t know, but I don’t have any complaints.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E09

Anime-Koi :: I caught you!
I noticed earlier that you only reacted to the cake, Yura-chan!
So I thought I’d bait my trap with some cake!

Commie :: Caught you!
I didn’t fail to notice that you only responded to cake.
So I left it out as bait!
That was my plan to lure you in!

Vivid :: Gotcha!
Wh-What?
I noticed earlier that you only responded to cake!
So I
came with a plan
to lure you in by using cake!

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 10.

Rules.

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Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu E10

Anime-Koi :: Let me explain it one more time.
If you get hit by a bullet, yell “hit” and leave the field.
It doesn’t matter if it’s your own bullet or a ricochet, any hit counts the same.
You mustn’t remove your goggles until you’re back in the safe zone.

Commie :: I’ll explain the rules again.
When you get hit by a bullet, you have to say “hit” out loud, and leave the field.
Even your own bullets and ricochets count as hits.
Make sure not to take off your goggles until you’ve reached the safe zone.

Vivid :: I’ll explain it once more.
If you get shot, yell out that you’re hit, and exit the field.
It doesn’t matter if you shoot yourself. That still counts.
Also, make sure you keep your googles on
until you reach the safety zone.

The gods may forgive these groups but I won’t :: N/A. They all suck.

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64 Comments

Dark_Sage says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 9 times
Commie: 5 times
Vivid: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-Koi

It wasn’t a true sweep, but Anime-Koi hit most of the marks for me. Each of the groups had some really clever lines, which made me eager to post the Party. Too bad they each fucked up a good amount too.

FWIW, I watched the episode with Commie’s version.

returnity says:

Glad to hear my editing was passable.

Fyurie says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 5 times
Commie: 6 times
Vivid: 11 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

Interesting. Also watched Commie’s version at first.

Calyrica says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 5 times
Commie: 3 times
Vivid: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-koi

I watched Commie’s first, btw.

TKW says:

Anime-Koi: 5 times
Commie: 4 times
Vivid: 11 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

Hopefully they release faster next week or I’ll just end up watching Commie again.

Justaway says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 1 time
Vivid: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-Koi
> Anime-koi
> Best
Hmm…
And yep, watched commie’s first too.

Solaristics says:

I watched Anime-Koi version btw.

Anime-Koi: 9 times
Commie: 0 times
Vivid: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-Koi

Also, whoever did this deserves a facepalm.

She dropped the M60 and is retreating!
>I thought she was slow and her gun heavy. Now she’s fast.

Seriously?

“Now she’s fast” is a different line by a different speaker. Not that the previous line isn’t stupid, but that’s literally what she says. I guess Yura, being gun-illiterate and all, doesn’t get that “dropping her M60” means “dropping her heavy machine gun that was slowing her down”.

Escude says:

This.

Guess the other translators missed the connotation, thought it’s too bad about commie’s unfortunate typo.

Internette says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 3 times
Vivid: 12 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

Guess that settles that. It was nearly a tie after the first ten, too.

kani says:

Anime-Koi: 8 times
Commie: 3 times
Vivid: 7 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-Koi

I think Anime-Koi handled henjin/hentai best out of the three groups, but their use of line breaks \N in episode annoyed me for some reason.

kani says:

(I watched Commie’s version first, and I think for now I’ll watch whichever group comes out first since they’re pretty much even for me quality-wise. Also, I need to stop using square brackets in the comments instead of parentheses.)

Rem says:

I’ll cut you m8

temp_late says:

Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 6 times
Vivid: 8 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

>> bribed / lured in by cake (dunno? didn’t watch this show)
>> Anime-Koi and Vivid: “materialistic”

ok

thecowgoesmoo says:

“Worldly” would probably have been closer to the mark.

Vance says:

I passed on every release and am glad that I did so.

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 1 time
Vivid: 6 times
None of them: 9 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

Ughh, this show is like cancer. Watch Vivid’s releases or skip the show entirely.

Vanth says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 5 times
Commie: 2 times
Vivid: 12 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid.

Didn’t watch any version.

littlejinx says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 6 times
Commie: 3 times
Vivid: 10 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

i still can’t decide between anime-koi and vivid. i hope there’s some reviews for these two versions soon. commie is behind by a far stretch for sure

scoot wccloud says:

Anime-Koi: 6 times
Commie: 0 times
Vivid: 4 times

Oooh, 6/4 split between AK and Vivid. One thing’s for sure though, Commie fucked up.

Hairy says:

Anime-Koi: 9 times
Commie: 2 times
Vivid: 9 times
It’s a tie between Anime-Koi and Vivid

Have yet to watch this, but it seems pretty cute. Given A-K’s track record, I’ll probably go with Vivid.

kokujin-kun says:

Anime-Koi: 2 times
Commie: 1 time
Vivid: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

Although “They all suck” beat all of them.

The significant lack of the Humble Breast Alliance has left me in despair! Damn you C3 wannabe!

Johannes says:

Anime-Koi: 12 times
Commie: 3 times
Vivid: 10 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-Koi

For me, Commie blew it with the term “Mock Battles”. Anime-Koi seemed a little closer to the literal translations then Vivid.

stushi says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 5 times
Commie: 5 times
Vivid: 7 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

Not like I’m watching this show, anyway…

stgmefly says:

Stushi pls

Someone says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 4 times
Vivid: 4 times
It’s a tie between Anime-Koi, Commie, and Vivid

Only essentials. Would’ve preferred an alternative for many of the lines… Must get the CR and CRrips in for comparison!

korol says:

Anime-Koi: 7 times
Commie: 6 times
Vivid: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-Koi

Welp, that isn’t clear-cut at all. I’ll just go with whoever’s first.

Pereira says:

I really enjoyed Anime-Koi version since it came out fast with quality “_”

brotherhood19 says:

I agree with Pereira, I love how those guys work

Arcoie says:

A-K were like Rambo in their release… tehee

MAC404 says:

Watched both A-K and commie, I ended up following A-k because it felt more natural to me.

Juular says:

Nobody seems to have pointed it out, but Essential 8 doesn’t have the last line in the audio.

Anyway,
Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 8 times
Commie: 6 times
Vivid: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is Anime-Koi

Dark_Sage says:

Fixed. Thanks for letting me know.

budmaster says:

A-K, commie and vivid are all good but I like the first one because of their typesetting and effects, and it seems there is a new karaoke in the process I asked one of their admins on the site so all good for me

Shelia says:

A-K is my cup of tea after this review.

Russta says:

Found this site by chance, seems interesting so after a deliberate checking, I will go with Koi.

DayBread says:

My overall scores…
AKoi: 10 times
Commie: 4 times
Vivid: 4 times
My best bet is Koi

Positron says:

Anime-Koi: 9 times
Commie: 10 times
Vivid: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Bound to be biased since, well, I timed Commie’s. We definitely done fucked up a few times, there’s no denying that. Should be better next week with the editor not being in a complete rush, I guess.

Still, I’m surprised Vivid’s lines seemed so clunky overall. On the other hand, A-Koi was far better than I expected. Maybe I was underestimating #BasedVale.

IdleS says:

My overall results:
Anime-Koi: 10 times
Commie: 7 times
Vivid: 2 times

My best bet is A-Koi ^^

Rin says:

Anime-Koi: 2
Commie: 1
Vivid: 4

and i’ve even done the extended to get some results…

Pelfmiester says:

Just did the Essential 10.
Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 2 times
Vivid: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

Pelfmiester says:

Choosing my least favorite line for each of the Essential 10:
Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 3 times
Commie: 6 times
Vivid: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Looks like it’s Vivid all the way. If I watch the series anyways. At least I know who to go for when trying it out at least.

stgmefly says:

Just essential:
Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 4 times
Vivid: 2 times
It’s a tie between Anime-Koi and Commie

Aaaaaaand both:
Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 5 times
Commie: 6 times
Vivid: 9 times
Looks like your best bet is Vivid

What just happened

JohnBlack says:

Overall scores…
Anime-Koi: 4 times
Commie: 0 times
Vivid: 8 times

I usually like commie’s subs but this was horrible. Mock battles? Really?

BIGMayck7 says:

Watching Anime-Koi honestly do not regret it, I liked the translation I found very coherent and will to continue with it.

Nomoto says:

I went for the most accurate translation instead of the most similar english equivalent that so many other subbers tend to do, so Anime-Koi wins this battle.

corocoro says:

You don’t even realize that’s a paradox, do you?

Nomoto says:

No, because I want a direct translation of the words, both for learning and understanding. I’m already fluent in english, so I don’t need to learn the english ‘equivalents’.
Let’s take the word ‘Hentai’ for instance, the english equivalent seems to be “freaks”, but the direct translation would be closer to “abnormal”.

It’s not a paradox, you just jumped to conclusions .

FalseDawn says:

>using subs to learn Japanese

You what? :S

Nomoto says:

Yes, but I’m also incredibly intelligent. You’d be surprised how simple it is compared to programming.

FalseDawn says:

If you really were “incredibly intelligent”, you’d know that learning a language through subtitles is fail at best.

Minami says:

Fansubs are created by high school and college students with free time who have no professional experience or a publishing house breathing down their neck. What if the subs are wrong?

sangofe says:

Wrong. Sometimes older people who even have kids fansub :P

LOL says:

@sangofe LOL. Meaning you I presume.

kokujin-kun says:

If you want subs that actually teach you Japanese, go here. English subs aren’t meant to teach you shit, they are meant to entertain, and believe you me Google translations and their equivalents are NOT entertaining.

corocoro says:

I understood you perfectly fine the first time.

Nomoto says:

You didn’t understand it then, and judging by your latest reply, you still don’t.

Think of it as game translations instead. Localization. Normally games from China and Korea has chinese and korean lore, that is passed down through generations thanks to stories.
Now if you imagine that game being released in NA, for instance, what would happen? You wouldn’t understand anything about what was going on, and the monsters, events and places in the world would have no background story.

How they solve this is by changing it to the “American” equivalent. Most people are familiar with American stories and monsters. They’re not the same, but they might have the same meaning behind them.

If you still don’t get what I mean, I’m sorry. I’m only good at understanding things, not explaining them.

Someone says:

Well, by the definitions I go by, “English equivalent” is the same thing as “direct translation”. Yes, an “English equivalent” is the equivalent of “direct translation” and “direct translation” is a direct definition for “English equivalent”.

No point in self-proclaiming yourself to be “incredibly intelligent”. I find it quite “incredible”, if you know what I mean.

Nyangoro says:

You translate meaning, not words. If you think that’s not how it should be, then trust me when I say that you aren’t actually learning the language (or, at the very least, are learning it to a very limited capacity).

As far as what you’re talking about with localization, most companies seem to ignore lore now. Most have realized that for something like that, there’s no point (after all, the people who actually played Okami seemed to like it, lol). Sure, you get localizations that take more liberties, like Ni no Kuni, but those are mostly cosmetic.

Only time I see things completely reworked is for comedy series like Keroro Gunsou and Shin-chan, but it makes sense for those. How can you expect the general audience to find references funny when they aren’t even part of the culture? That’s the point of the reference, that you know what it’s referring to.

@nomoto Nigga, you just gone full retard.

csb says:

never go full retard

Anon says:

This show airs with CCs. If you want a “direct translation”, copy-paste them into Google Translate.
Have fun.

veezbo says:

Did I miss sometihng? I tried viewing this website with 3 different browsers each on my 2 OS’s, and I wasn’t able to see any text next to the check boxes in any of them.

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