I’m not entirely convinced this site isn’t built solely to milk referral cash from unsuspecting visitors. Actually, I’m fully convinced it is. Like that fucking plot twist? Yeah, I’m all about keeping you on your toes.
Image thus related.
While literally everything posted links back to Plamoya or Play-Asia (“everything” being figure highlights and deals), that isn’t such a bad thing so long as you know your prices on figs and can tell when you’re getting a good price. The weekly deal posts can feature some solid bargains.
I’m quite into figs and saving cash, so I weighed the options and determined this site was worth a bookmark. But if you’re looking for anything other than a poorly disguised referral scheme, you’re gonna want to look elsewhere. Like to Neko Magic.
You know you’re off to a good start when the first thought that pops into your head while reading a blog is “I bet the author isn’t allowed within 100 yards of a school.”
The general gist is that Vio buys action figures and puts them in fucking weird poses while ranting in an incomprehensible variant of English that only he understands. See: http://viofitz.wordpress.com/2013/06/18/review-play-arts-kai-jun-kazamaenglish/
A human being thought this looked cool. Really.
As for that English variant I talked about?
“That ass was a little too big, & whenever I made her legs bend frontally, her ass feels like off from her thighs. Moving her thigh & wrist joint was a little too hard for me, & I hated when I heard a “Tek Tek” sounds during moving her thighs.”
Yet he still gave the fig a 5/5 for sculpt accuracy, so I guess the ass wasn’t too big for him to handle. Whatever god this guy believes in has surely forsaken him.
Before you start with me, this is not a review blog, despite almost every post being labeled a review. No normal review has 20,000 words spread across 25 pages with about as many paragraphs.
You thought I was lying? You are too innocent.
Feel free to experience the depths of madness for yourself: http://breadmasterlee.com/2013/11/18/otome-game-review-diabolik-lovers-more-blood/
See, Hinano just blabs her way through the entirety of the game’s events. So what you’re really reading is a mostly complete summary of what happened. Yes, the posts are absurdly long, but you’re getting a super solid sense of the game in far less time than it would take to play it through yourself. And Hinano’s commentary is almost entertaining enough to realize she should have three times as many paragraph breaks as she actually does.
If you don’t have twenty hours to blow on a VN, but want to know what it’s all about so you can pretend you played it when people ask, this site’s not a bad option. I don’t see why you’d visit otherwise, though.
This is a far less tolerable version of GoodGuyDan’s mechblog. Check out some of his great writing below:
“man i hate glueing parts. there always seems to be a tiny bit of glue that either gets on your hands or parts and you dont know it. so needless to say…i got some glue on some stuff here and there. but its light and really not noticeable unless you look up close. hey no ones perfect right?”
Even if you don’t care about commentary on gunpla blogs, the guy’s photos and blog formatting suck.
Great shot, Sneeps
Don’t waste your time here unless gunpla are your primary masturbation device.
awesomecurry, per his blog’s subtitle, really likes game with plastic-looking girls that he can get off to.
I can see why.
Unfortunately, the blog suffers the same fate that most review blogs do, which is writing more summary than reaction. I got through the Conception II review thinking “oh yeah, this game sounds pretty cool”, only to hit the final thoughts section and wonder why he came to the conclusion the game was mediocre. Take a stronger stance, guy. Reviews are both a way to inform and a means of getting across your thoughts. Only doing one or the other doesn’t help much.
At least AC is improving though, since most reviews prior to December 2013 are giant walls-of-text that lacked anything to help you through the reviews without wanting to use a shovel to bury a bullet in your brain. Keep with the pics, plz.