Winter 2014 W6: The Most Greatest Animes

Anime Opinions, Article — By on February 10, 2014 3:56 pm

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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In an effort to expand Crymore’s reader base, I have decided to pander to reddit with this post. I hope they’ll enjoy it!

Top 7 Fabulous (that’s a 4chan meme; don’t tell my mom) Animes (10/10):

Nisekoi

I like it because of the silly and moe faces!

Nisekoi the MC is frustrated lol Nisekoi lol she looks like a squid Nisekoi wow yelling that's so hot Nisekoi Shocked XD

 

Chuunibyou 2

I like it because of the silly and moe faces!

Chuu2koi Rikka so lol Chuu2koi Deko so lol Chuu2koi Rikka so lol 2 Chuu2koi Rikka so lol 3

 

Noragami

I like it because of the silly and moe faces!

Noragami haha Nora is playing with retarded kids what a silly billy Noragami hehehe he's so full of himself Noragami omlol he looks like a neko kitty Noragami lol this face isn't overused at all

 

Sakura Trick

I like it because of the silly and moe faces!

Sakura Trick Haha She's Petrified Haha Sakura Trick omgkawaii she's smiling desu Sakura Trick I don't know this girl's name but lol she's funny Sakura Trick lol the onee-san has no pupils

 

Space Dandy

I like it because of the silly and moe faces!

Space Dandy Silly Duck Space Dandy Silly Duck 2 Space Dandy Silly Dandy Space Dandy Silly Dandy lol his face omglol

 

Witch Craft Works

I like it because of the silly and moe faces!

Witch Craft Works So Witch Craft Works Si Witch Craft Works ll Witch Craft Works y

 

D-Frag!

I like it because of the silly and moe faces!

D-Frag! so moe D-Frag! so reactionable D-Frag! so mad D-Frag! so colon-m

 

 

 

 

What even are these? (1/10):

I haven’t heard of these animes, so they must suck. Heck, they aren’t on supergreatfreeanimestreams.net so I couldn’t even watch them if I wanted to.

Buddy Complex

I can't post this on tumblr. WTF.

I can’t post this on tumblr. WTF.

 

Buddyfight

No, no. The eyes need to be bigger!

If the face doesn’t take up half the screen, it’s hardly a face at all.

 

Hamatora

This looks like Zatch Bell. No thanks, Japan. I'm a grown-up mature person now!

I’m… so… drawn to– Hah! Nice try, Japan. You nearly got me there, but you forgot that I’m a grown-up mature person now! Ever since Jesus Camp last year it’s only women for me!

 

HappinessCharge PreCure!

Miss, please, I cannot see thine eyes like that.

Miss, please, I cannot see thine eyes like that. This is important stuff.

 

Hoozuki no Reitetsu

The hell's with those eyes? Is he Asian? Well this ain't anime then. Everyone knows real anime characters are white, like me!

The hell’s with those eyes? Is he Asian? Well this ain’t anime then. Everyone knows real anime characters are white… just like me, pocky~! ^_^ (pocky~ is how I end all my sentences to be random lol)

 

ImoCho – Recently, My Sister is Unusual

No! Do something silly, dammit!

Less contemplation, more sillification.

 

Inari, Konkon, Koi Iroha

What the fuck's a manga?

What the fuck’s a manga?

 

Mahou Sensou – Magical Warfare

There appears to be punching like in Naruto (one of my favoritest animes), but their faces don't have enough filler. Do not want.

There appears to be punching like in Naruto (one of my favoritest animes), but their faces don’t have enough filler. Do not want.

 

Mikakunin de Shinkoukei

Those aren't even real eyes!!

Those aren’t even real eyes!! Haha! Come on! Haha!

 

No-Rin

Kuudere worst dere

Kuudere worst dere. How am I supposed to know what to think if the characters don’t show me through their facial expressions?

 

Nobunaga the Fool

Yuck! Why are there so many guys in this series? I want no part in a show with no girls.

Yuck! Why are there so many guys in this series? I want no part in a show with no girls.

 

Nobunagun

Oh so close! If only they gave the smiley face division a larger budget...

Oh so close! If only they gave the smiley face division a larger budget…

 

Sekai Seifuku – Bouryaku no Zvezda

I only accept grimaces if they're overreacted. Next anime, please!

I only accept grimaces if they’re overreacted. Next anime, please!

 

Super Sonico the Animation

Eww, she looks way older than 12.

Eww, she looks way older than 12.

 

Toaru Hikuushi e no Koiuta – The Pilot’s Love Song

Why does the character have emotions? This isn't the self-insert dullfest I was expecting, Japan! Rectify this immediately!

Why does the character have emotions? This isn’t the self-insert dullfest I was expecting, Japan! Rectify this immediately!

 

Wake Up, Girls!

Why does her sad face actually look sad? This is bad. Doesn't Japan understand I'd rather get off to crying girls than empathize with them?

Why does her sad face actually look sad? This is bad. Doesn’t Japan understand I’d rather get off to crying girls than empathize with them?

 

Wizard Barristers – Benmashi Cecil

Wizard Barristers is truly a terrible fucking show

I don’t watch anime to be reminded of my dad! ;_;

 

Z/X Ignition

Add tears and a twitchy mouth plz

Add fake tears and a twitchy mouth or no buy!

 

Thoughts, Graphed

Bear witness to my maturity in graph form.

Apparently you can't un-3D graphs. Whodathunkit?

Apparently you can’t un-3D graphs. Whodathunkit?

And remember: upvotes to le left!

 

Spoiler:

Everyone who visits r-anime- is cancer

I bet it hurts your pride as a human to realize my mockery has basis in reality, huh?



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35 Comments

SquidTheSid says:

Keep it up man, your posts are still comedy gold.

Dark_Sage says:

Worry not, I’m the Midas of aniblogging.

kainkaze says:

Nicely done.

Anonymous says:

I don’t like the implication that silly and moe faces aren’t the best thing about any given anime. You know you love them.

Dark_Sage says:

Looks like reddit didn’t like it. :(

The mods ended up hiding the link, so good luck finding it if you search. Classic reddit.

Apparently shit gets auto-hidden after a certain threshold of negative votes. Classic reddit.

Anonymous says:

What are you even doing on reddit? Purely investigative reasons I assume.

Dark_Sage says:

I was testing a few things out as part of my recent social media kick. Wanted to see if their hits were real. They’re not.

Also, Klesa ain’t my account there.

Kalanoch says:

I put it on reddit, but it was downvoted within minutes and thus never got a chance to appear on the main page. Perhaps I should have chosen a better name for the link, I think it is difficult for many users to grasp humor if it isn’t stated directly. In any case, I think you just came on too strong for your first reddit offering.

Guy says:

The mods didn’t hide it, once a post passes a certain threshold of negative karma it becomes hidden. You can actually change that threshold in your preferences.

Dark_Sage says:

That’s actually a sitewide thing? Haha, holy shit. That’s beautiful, reddit. All right, duly noted.

By the way, congrats on your recent r/anime/ modship. How’s it feel to be the pied piper of gutter trash?

Guy says:

I found out the same way you did, made a post, got downvoted, messaged the mods and modified my downvote settings.

Feels just like usual. Also, mods are hardly the pied pipers, considering they often as much don’t get to lead anyone, and how often people tell them they’re doing terrible job and the sub-reddit is going to hell. This is true for almost every sub-reddit I’ve seen, from as far back as when Starcraft 2 was at its peak, to the League of Legends sub, and so on and so forth.

And thank you.

SquidTheSid says:

Well, I mod a different sub-reddit, but I can tell you that it’s as fun as you’d imagine.

shcboomer says:

I have now seen the follies of both Reddit and non-D_S graphs.

John Smith says:

Not even Reddit likes this crap – even the retarded kindergartener’s sandbox rejected you.

RtMbot says:

@Reddit poll
What the fuck people actually take Nisekoi seriously? I thought that series was pretty much a guide on how to absolutely fuck up any plot you might have had, and then ignore it for 50 chapters.

dude says:

Reddit is where people go to rid their brains of what few cells they had left, so that sounds pretty par for course.

Sayberdess says:

It’s those fucking head tilts. XdeepYme

Justinnnnnn says:

: ) Great post.

Anon says:

:^^)

Another epic article by DarkandEdgy_Sage.

Nyangoro says:

The Gamefaqs anime community is better than the Reddit anime community.

That’s how bad the Reddit anime community is.

puddi says:

you imply that either one of them is good

Hunta says:

Different sorts of shit.

Anon says:

No he didn’t. Learn to read.

Anonymous says:

/a/ > *

adra says:

If /a/ really is the best anime community on the internet, that’s a little depressing. I mean, it’s better than any I can think of off the top of my head, but I still can’t bring myself to call it ‘good’. I could go with ‘not shit’.

There has to be something better. Some little forum or irc channel hidden away somewhere, where a few dozen bro-tier enlightened otaku are happily chewing the fat. That has to exist, right? Right?

Dark_Sage says:

/a/ is really only worth visiting if you’re still in high school. The amount of astroturfing and sheer stupidity of the userbase makes it rival r/anime/ for the most godforsaken anime community on the internets. Not to mention their complete irrelevance these days.

How many people do you think actually go there? Cuz I have stats from when threads are made about Crymore. This, as an example, managed an increase of 50 hits to my Monster thread on the day it was posted. http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/79811237/ Hell, even 5 minutes on reddit gives better numbers. (Now as to whether or not those hits are bots or not, I’m not entirely certain yet.)

As far as I can tell, the only people that still care about /a/ are fansubbers, and we all know how out of the loop they are.

If you’re looking for a standard place where anime fans gather, you’re not really gonna find one. Beyond corporate sites like AnimeNewsNetwork or MyAnimeList, everyone’s on social media like Twitter or Tumblr. You might find ghettoes of “enlightened” fans somewhere, but I don’t think such places have much longevity.

FalseDawn says:

Do fansubbers even go to /a/ anymore? Mind you, I’ve never gone onto /a/ for more than five minutes at any time during my whole anime-watching/-subbing era, because that much dross in one place can liquefy your brain. I’ve heard more mature playground chatter than what goes on in there.

I think rizon has always been the best place to chat about anime or fansubs – as long as you steer clear of chans like gg and commie where only the trolls come out to play >.>

Dark_Sage says:

Where else are they gonna feed their egos? Nobody respects them as much as 4chan does.

adra says:

>do fansubbers even go to /a/ anymore

One started a thread there the other day asking what fans like in subs. They didn’t say what group they were from.

Fans said they like honorifics and scripts that aren’t silly. Daiz turned up to tell them why they’re wrong to like those things. I think the thread eventually peterered out into ‘weeb’ vs ‘pleb’ ping-pong.

Anonymous says:

Fucking rekt. You should read your domain name for some advice.

Kamica says:

I like the GameFAQs Anime and Manga: Other Titles forum. Couple reasons why:

1. People like to watch all the new shows airing in any particular season. You won’t see many of those types that watch 1 or 2 new shows (the ones that got the most pre-season hype) and then assume nothing else is worth watching.

2. The board moves slower than most of the other “big” anime forums. That means less time wasted on forums and more time to enjoy your favorite anime.

Beckett says:

I positively love how you’ve rebranded having a small/inactive community as a good thing. I think you’re best bet, then, would be to simply not go to any forums at all. Cause, you know. More time to enjoy your favorite anime.

Kamica says:

I never implied that that the board is small or inactive.

The whole point of going to an anime board is to discuss your favorite anime. If i’m going to watch 20 new shows each season, I wouldn’t want to shift my way through 200 posts for each of them. ~30 posts per discussion topic is more than enough.

hayaterocks says:

Why does nobody note that crymore is always the best? lols

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