To be straight with ya, I don’t think I’ve watched more than 10 episodes total in the past few weeks. Luckily, I have my imagination.
All episodic summaries are considered valid up to episode 9.
Between this and Gundam Build Fighters, it seems like Japan’s trying to kill off the mech genre. Can’t really blame them, though; they’ve been at it for decades now and have to be getting dead tired of it all.
But maybe they could see it in them to make the transition just a tad less painful.
Continuing its weird crossover with One Piece, Buddyfight sinks Japan’s love of the Gummy Gum Crew to new depths.
As Buddyfight’s ratings rise, it appears Japan’s obsession with failure will last until another generation finally breeds out the radiation. :(
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren
If this show pandered any harder to otaku, the blu-ray set would come with a fleshlight.
Japan hasn’t made a funny anime since Full Metal Panic Fumoffu, so I don’t see why they’d start now.
Are the Japanese born without the humor gene or something? This is getting ridiculous.
Hamtaro Season 2
Psycho-Pass_x_Darker_Than_Black.mkv continues to prove Nipponia will find a way to ruin any interesting premise it gets its hands on.
Japan’s literacy rates can’t be above 10% if it’s this hard to find a good writer.
One of the best sleeping aids ever developed.
Hoozuki no Reitetsu
The only thing worse than this show is realizing that some people actually like it.
ImoCho – Recently, My Sister is Unusual
The characters in this show are so terrible that during the ecchi sequences even my dick refuses to give them any consideration.
Inari, Konkon, Koi Iroha
It may have slightly overstayed its welcome already, but I don’t see any other shoujo to watch this season. 10/10 by virtue of filling that slot.
Mahou Sensou – Magical Warfare
I haven’t bathed in a week and my ballsack is still fresher than this show’s story. It’s like Japan took a paint-by-numbers guide to plot and just threw a bucket of paint on it, figuring it’d work out.
Mikakunin de Shinkoukei
The bestiality lobby must love this show for showing such a cute relationship between the two MCs.
Shaft’s grand experiment to see if anime fans have any value as human beings has resulted in a resounding no. You only have yourselves to blame for what’s about to come.
Who put this plot in my ecchi salad?
Nobunaga the Fool
It’s time for an intervention, Japan. Find another time period to write about. Surely the Sengoku Era wasn’t the only time in history you guys did anything interesting.
How about a WW2 anime? Maybe make it an ecchi series. I’m thinking “Nanking Cherries” would be an apt title.
This show’s idea train never left the episode 1 station. Apparently the creative staff jumped on the tracks and refused to leave.
Shoulda gone with the bumpy ride option, Nobunagun. At least that way there’d have been some development.
It’s okay enough.
It’s been nine dates and these dykes still haven’t had sex. This show’s like a how-to guide for failed relationships.
You know what Sakura Trick really needs? Some goddamn comic relief. Like a fucking ninja or monkey-bear to break up the boring.
You could have him interrupt all the lovey-dovey scenes with his stupid fucking bullshit so there’s at least a reasonable excuse for why these chicks aren’t fencing with their clits. Really, anything works. All I’m asking for is some goddamn realism here.
Sekai Seifuku – Bouryaku no Zvezda
You know what? No, it’s not a good show. It really fucking isn’t. But fuck it, 9 episodes of mindless self indulgence is better than one episode of Vampire Weekend.
Okay, that analogy didn’t really work, but seriously, fuck Vampire Weekend.
If you’re still waiting for it to get good, I hope you realize you’ve been waiting for nine episodes.
Super Sonico the Animation
9 eps in and no lesbian oil massage.
Toaru Hikuushi e no Koiuta – The Pilot’s Love Song
Why are these people still alive? Way to take all that potential and fly it into the ground, Japan.
Wake Up, Girls!
With characters that have less value than McDonald’s meat and a plot more juvenile than a lolicon’s fap material, I can only assume this show is trying to be as bad as it is. I guess as a means of proving a terrible point, ala the School Days style of direction?
Too bad I don’t see a nice boat in these girls’ futures.
Witch Craft Works
The main characters are terrible, but these five nee-chans are good enough to redeem the show. I demand a spinoff series.
Wizard Barristers – Benmashi Cecil
This show is more navel-gazing than Drunk_Sage on a Natasha kick.
That isn’t necessarily a problem in and of itself, but the bellybutton they’re looking at is infected with a cancerous overgrowth of an unrealized premise and characters with personalities formed in a gastric tract.
Thanks, but I’ll stick with the white Russian.
God awful. For reals, how do you fuck up a card game adaptation?
I switched up the color scheme a bit to help you differentiate between the series. Hopefully this provides a better sense of how scores changed over time.