Translation Party: [& vs Asenshi vs DameDesuYo vs Doki vs FFF vs TrapSubs] Himegoto (Episode 01)

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Spoiler:
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Himegoto – Episode 01

Comparisons: 7 or 12

Participants:

& (Ampersand)

Asenshi

DameDesuYo

Doki

FFF

TrapSubs

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

{\an8} indicates the line was centered at the top of the screen (used for TL Notes often)

 

 

Essential 1.

A dramatical beginning to the show.

Audio:

Himegoto Essential 01

Ampersand :: You’re cornered, damned Arikawa.
If you want to pay the debt, you’re gonna have to sell your body.

Asenshi :: You’re ours now, Arikawa!
If ya want out of this debt, then sell that ass of yours!

DameDesuYo :: Got you cornered, Arikawa!
You gotta pay us back with your body now!

Doki :: We’ve got you cornered, Arikawa!
If you want to pay back your debt, you’ll have to sell your body!

FFF :: You’re cornered now, Arikawa!
If you think you’re getting out of your debt, you’d better be prepared to sell your body!

TrapSubs :: That’s the dude, Arikawa!
If you can’t repay your debt, we have no choice but to fuck you up.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 2.

Fingers crossed self-insert-kun is a regular on the show.

Audio:

Himegoto Essential 02

Ampersand :: Can’t I have a little fun with her before we hand her over?
>Wha–
>>Y’know, he’s a boy.
A {\i1}boy{\i0}!
No problem.
It’s all the better if he’s a boy in girl’s clothes.

Asenshi :: Why not give him a little test run before we find a buyer?
>You know this guy’s packin’, right? He’s-a-man!
That’s the best part! Traps make me harder than a rock!

DameDesuYo :: Can I have some fun with him before we hand him over?
>Hey, he’s a boy, you know! B-o-y!?
That’s okay! He’s even cross-dressing and everything!

Doki :: Let’s have a little fun with him before we turn him in.
>The hell, man? You know that’s a boy.
>A boy!
That’s fine!
Actually, it’s even better since he’s a crossdresser!

FFF :: Let me toy around with this one for a bit.
>What?!
>This is a guy, you know? A g-u-y.
Not a problem! It’s even better {\i1}because{\i0} he’s a crossdresser!

TrapSubs :: While we’re at it, why don’t we have a little fun?
>Uh- that’s a boy, you know.
>HAS. A. DICK.
Not a problem!
As long as he looks like a girl I’m good!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 3.

A sudden intervention!

Audio:

Himegoto Essential 03

Ampersand :: Stop right there!
>Huh?
We, the Shimoshina Highschool Student Council
>>can’t leave any of our students alone in trouble.
>>>We can’t.

Asenshi :: Back off, scum!
We are the Shimoshina High School student council.
>>Ain’t no chance we’d let a student of ours get hurt.
>>>As she said.

DameDesuYo :: Stop right there!
The Shimoshima High School Student Council is on the scene!
>>Helping students in need wherever we are!
>>>That’s right.

Doki :: Hold it right there!
We’re Shimoshina High’s Student Council.
>>We won’t just stand by when our students are in trouble!
>>>Yeah.

FFF :: Stop right there!
We’re the Shimoshina High Student Council.
>>We don’t back down when one of our students is in trouble.
>>>That’s right.

TrapSubs :: That’s as far as you grope!
We are Shimoshina High School’s Student Council!
>>We can’t leave our students in a pinch!
>>>Meowth, that’s right.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 4.

The thugs are attacked by the seitokai.

Audio:

Himegoto Essential 04

Ampersand :: A bunch of banknotes in your face!
>And a kick!
>>She’s scary!
>>Remember this!

Asenshi :: Cash barrage!
>Unko kick!
>>They’re off the rails!
>>We’ll be back!

DameDesuYo :: Money Slap!
>Unko Kick!
>>What’s with these girls!?
>>We’ll remember this!

Doki :: Cash wad slap!
>Unko kick!
>>She’s freaking scary!
>>We won’t forget this!

FFF :: Fan attack!
>Unko kick!
>>She’s terrifying!
>>We’ll get you back for this!

TrapSubs :: Pimp slap!
>Poop kick!
>{\an8}TL note: Poop means 運子
>>She’s stupidly scary!
>>We won’t forget this!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 5.

Disbelief.

Audio:

Himegoto Essential 05

Ampersand :: Uh, what’re you saying?
Do you have a jerky thing down there?

Asenshi :: Whoa, just a second there.
You really telling me you’ve got a devil horn stocked down there?

DameDesuYo :: H-Hang on, you’re not kidding, are you?
Then you’re saying you have that wicked thing between your legs?

Doki :: Oh, come on, what are you saying?
That you’ve got one of those wretched things?

FFF :: No way… Are you listening to yourself?
Are you telling me you’ve got some hideous thing down there?

TrapSubs :: No, no, no. What are you saying?
You mean you’re hiding a “Jack” under there?

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 6.

A modern-day tragedy.

Audio:

Himegoto Essential 06

Ampersand :: Why are you wearing such misleading clothes if you’re a boy?
>Those people who were chasing me forced them on me.
>They said they’d sell me off to some maniac.

Asenshi :: Why’re you dressed all deceiving-like if you’re really a guy?
>Those thugs from before forced this on me.
>They said something about “selling to fanatics”…

DameDesuYo :: If you’re a boy, then what’s with those misleading clothes?
>Those men from earlier forced me to wear them.
>They said they could sell me off to people who are into this kind of thing.

Doki :: You’re a boy, so why do you wear such a misleading outfit?
>Those guys from earlier forced me into these clothes.
>They said they were going to sell me to some maniacs.

FFF :: If you’re a guy, then what’s up with the misleading outfit?
>Those guys from earlier forced me into this.
>Wanting to sell me off and whatnot.

TrapSubs :: If you’re a boy, then why do you have such a misleading outfit?
>I was trying to escape from those guys earlier.
>They wanted to break my legs or something.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 7.

That fucking face. Why’d they have to credits it up? ;_;

Audio:

Himegoto Essential 07

Ampersand :: We, the Shimoshina Highschool Student Council were made up of
me, the president, Unko,
{\an8}TL Note: Unko means feces, though Unko’s name is written as “lucky child”
the vice-president, 18+,
at the left, Albertina the Second,
but now,
a new member joined us.
The Student Council’s dog, Arikawa Hime-kun.

Asenshi :: The three of us,
me, President Unko,
Vice President R-18,
and Secretary Albertina II,
were the only members of the Shimoshina Student Council,
but we now welcome our fourth seat!
The Student Council Dog, Arikawa Hime-kun.

DameDesuYo :: We, your student council, comprised of
myself, President Unko,
Vice President 18-and-up-san,
and our Treasurer Albertina the Second!
There’s only been three members for a while, but now a new member has joined us!
Meet the dog of the student council, Arukawa Hime!

Doki :: The Shimoshina High School student council is made up of myself, President Unko,
Vice President 18+,
and secretary Albertina II.
And today, a new member is joining us!
The student council’s dog, Arikawa Hime-kun.

FFF :: So far, the student council has consisted of:
Myself, Unko, the president,
18-Plus, the vice president,
and finally, Albertina II, the secretary.
Until now, we’ve gotten by with just the three of us,
but today we have a new member to introduce!
The dog of the student council, Arikawa Hime-kun!

TrapSubs :: On behalf of Shimoshina High School, I’m your president, poop.
{\an8}TL Note: unko means unko
Vice President, 18-kin.
Secretary, Aruberutina Ni-sei!
We used to be just three,
but now we’ve added a new “member”!
The student council’s dog, Arikawa Hime.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

Decision Point:

  1. Well I guess there’s only five more comparisons to go. In for a penny, in for a pound. (And in for a trap. Click the spoiler and continue.)
  2. Six groups is a little much. I think I’ve got the gist anyway. (Yeah, probably. There’s absolutely no way TL Party results could be inconclusive. Skip past the spoiler and get to the tabulations.)

 

Spoiler:

Expanded 1.

Status check.

Audio:

Himegoto Extended 01

Ampersand :: Are you all right?
>That was a close one.
>>Yes.
>>Thank you.

Asenshi :: Hey, you alright?
>You were in quite the predicament.
>>Right…
>>Thank you for saving me.

DameDesuYo :: Are you okay?
>They really wanted you, didn’t they?
>>Yes.
>>Thank you very much.

Doki :: Are you all right?
>That was close.
>>Yeah.
>>Thank you very much.

FFF :: Hey, are you all right?
>That was a close one.
>>I’m fine.
>>Thank you very much.

TrapSubs :: You alright?
>That was a sticky situation.
>>Yes, I was nearly hugged.
>>Thank you so much.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

Plot twist of the century.

Audio:

Himegoto Extended 02

Ampersand :: We welcome beauties who win our favor as the staff of Shimoshina Highschool Student Council.
>In other words, you passed.
>>Ah, that won’t be possible — I’m a boy.

Asenshi :: In the Shimoshina High School student council,
hotties who meet our full approval are promptly inducted as an officer.
>And you’ve got full marks!
>>Well, sorry to burst your bubble,
>>but I’m a guy.

DameDesuYo :: Our council gladly takes in any girl who meets our beauty criteria.
>And you exceed it!
>>Oh, I guess I fail your criteria then. I’m a boy.

Doki :: We only invite girls who meet our standards to join the Shimoshina High Student Council.
>And you’ve passed with flying colours!
>>Ah, that’s not going to work, then.
>>I’m a boy.

FFF :: Here at Shimoshina High School, any girls we find to be cute
are welcome to join our student council.
>That means you’re in!
>>Oh, I’ll have to decline then, because I’m actually a guy.

TrapSubs :: Shimoshina High School’s student council is where we gather all of the student body’s beautiful women.
>That’s why you pass!
>>Yeah, that’s gonna be a problem. I’m a dude.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

More disbelief.

Audio:

Himegoto Extended 03

Ampersand :: How are we supposed to believe that such a beauty is a boy?

Asenshi :: I’d kiss the devil myself before admitting a hottie like you’s a guy!

DameDesuYo :: There’s no way a pretty girl like you could be a boy!

Doki :: There’s no way a beautiful girl like you could actually be a boy!

FFF :: There’s no way that someone this cute could be a boy!

TrapSubs :: You look like a pretty girl, so there’s no way you could be a guy!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

This is some Key-level drama up in here.

Audio:

Himegoto Extended 04

Ampersand :: My parents fly around the world all year long.
I guess that’s where they’re getting all those debts.
And in {\i1}my{\i0} name, even.
That’s why I’ll have to endure being chased by those scary people.

Asenshi :: My parents are constantly bouncing around from country to country,
but they always seem to make a brand-new debt in each place.
And it’s always in my name…
That’s why I’m always being hunted by shady guys!

DameDesuYo :: My parents have been traveling around the world all year long.
So they pile on the debts as they go from country to country.
But they’re under my name!
That’s why those scary guys were chasing me!

Doki :: My parents have been flying around the world for the past year,
and it seems they’ve accumulated a lot of debt.
And under my name, too!
That’s why those scary guys are after me!

FFF :: My parents travel around the world a lot,
but everywhere they go, they get themselves into debt.
And they do it in my name.
So {\i1}I’m{\i0} the one who gets chased down by these scary people!

TrapSubs :: My parents love taking trips to various countries around the world.
It seems like they’ve been racking up a lot of debt.
All in my name!
That’s why I was running away from those sexually curious mobsters!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

And thus the stage was set.

Audio:

Himegoto Extended 05

Ampersand :: Oh my, are you trying to escape?
I wonder if it’d be the right thing to do.
If you just wore female clothes for a little while, you could live without those scary people after you.
>This is the thickness of ¥1,000,000.
>>Here.

Asenshi :: What’s that? You’d rather run instead?
All you need to do is wear a skirt, and we’ll keep those big, bad guys away from you.
>How does one million yen feel on your cheek?
>>Slap, slap!

DameDesuYo :: Oh, don’t tell me you’re planning to leave. You sure you want to do that?
If you dress like a girl, those bad guys won’t chase you around any more.
>This is the burden of a million yen.
>>Come on, come on!

Doki :: Oh, trying to run away already?
Are you sure?
Just by dressing as a girl for a short bit, those scary men won’t come after you anymore.
>This is what how thick a wad of a million yen is.
>>Here, take it!

FFF :: You’re not thinking of running away, are you?
Sure about that? A little bit of crossdressing and the scary people will leave you alone.
>This is what a wad of 1,000,000 yen feels like.
>>C’mon now.

TrapSubs :: Huh? Are you really opposed to that? Just be a bit of a trap and those scary guys won’t chase you anymore.
>This hundred thousand is thick, right?
>>Come on, bro!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

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Essential 1.

A dramatical beginning to the show.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Himegoto01.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Essential 01

Ampersand :: You’re cornered, damned Arikawa.
If you want to pay the debt, you’re gonna have to sell your body.

Asenshi :: You’re ours now, Arikawa!
If ya want out of this debt, then sell that ass of yours!

DameDesuYo :: Got you cornered, Arikawa!
You gotta pay us back with your body now!

Doki :: We’ve got you cornered, Arikawa!
If you want to pay back your debt, you’ll have to sell your body!

FFF :: You’re cornered now, Arikawa!
If you think you’re getting out of your debt, you’d better be prepared to sell your body!

TrapSubs :: That’s the dude, Arikawa!
If you can’t repay your debt, we have no choice but to fuck you up.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

Fingers crossed self-insert-kun is a regular on the show.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Himegoto02.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Essential 02

Ampersand :: Can’t I have a little fun with her before we hand her over?
>Wha–
>>Y’know, he’s a boy.
A {\i1}boy{\i0}!
No problem.
It’s all the better if he’s a boy in girl’s clothes.

Asenshi :: Why not give him a little test run before we find a buyer?
>You know this guy’s packin’, right? He’s-a-man!
That’s the best part! Traps make me harder than a rock!

DameDesuYo :: Can I have some fun with him before we hand him over?
>Hey, he’s a boy, you know! B-o-y!?
That’s okay! He’s even cross-dressing and everything!

Doki :: Let’s have a little fun with him before we turn him in.
>The hell, man? You know that’s a boy.
>A boy!
That’s fine!
Actually, it’s even better since he’s a crossdresser!

FFF :: Let me toy around with this one for a bit.
>What?!
>This is a guy, you know? A g-u-y.
Not a problem! It’s even better {\i1}because{\i0} he’s a crossdresser!

TrapSubs :: While we’re at it, why don’t we have a little fun?
>Uh- that’s a boy, you know.
>HAS. A. DICK.
Not a problem!
As long as he looks like a girl I’m good!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

A sudden intervention!

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Himegoto03.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Essential 03

Ampersand :: Stop right there!
>Huh?
We, the Shimoshina Highschool Student Council
>>can’t leave any of our students alone in trouble.
>>>We can’t.

Asenshi :: Back off, scum!
We are the Shimoshina High School student council.
>>Ain’t no chance we’d let a student of ours get hurt.
>>>As she said.

DameDesuYo :: Stop right there!
The Shimoshima High School Student Council is on the scene!
>>Helping students in need wherever we are!
>>>That’s right.

Doki :: Hold it right there!
We’re Shimoshina High’s Student Council.
>>We won’t just stand by when our students are in trouble!
>>>Yeah.

FFF :: Stop right there!
We’re the Shimoshina High Student Council.
>>We don’t back down when one of our students is in trouble.
>>>That’s right.

TrapSubs :: That’s as far as you grope!
We are Shimoshina High School’s Student Council!
>>We can’t leave our students in a pinch!
>>>Meowth, that’s right.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

The thugs are attacked by the seitokai.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Himegoto04.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Essential 04

Ampersand :: A bunch of banknotes in your face!
>And a kick!
>>She’s scary!
>>Remember this!

Asenshi :: Cash barrage!
>Unko kick!
>>They’re off the rails!
>>We’ll be back!

DameDesuYo :: Money Slap!
>Unko Kick!
>>What’s with these girls!?
>>We’ll remember this!

Doki :: Cash wad slap!
>Unko kick!
>>She’s freaking scary!
>>We won’t forget this!

FFF :: Fan attack!
>Unko kick!
>>She’s terrifying!
>>We’ll get you back for this!

TrapSubs :: Pimp slap!
>Poop kick!
>{\an8}TL note: Poop means 運子
>>She’s stupidly scary!
>>We won’t forget this!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Disbelief.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Himegoto05.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Essential 05

Ampersand :: Uh, what’re you saying?
Do you have a jerky thing down there?

Asenshi :: Whoa, just a second there.
You really telling me you’ve got a devil horn stocked down there?

DameDesuYo :: H-Hang on, you’re not kidding, are you?
Then you’re saying you have that wicked thing between your legs?

Doki :: Oh, come on, what are you saying?
That you’ve got one of those wretched things?

FFF :: No way… Are you listening to yourself?
Are you telling me you’ve got some hideous thing down there?

TrapSubs :: No, no, no. What are you saying?
You mean you’re hiding a “Jack” under there?

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

A modern-day tragedy.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Himegoto06.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Essential 06

Ampersand :: Why are you wearing such misleading clothes if you’re a boy?
>Those people who were chasing me forced them on me.
>They said they’d sell me off to some maniac.

Asenshi :: Why’re you dressed all deceiving-like if you’re really a guy?
>Those thugs from before forced this on me.
>They said something about “selling to fanatics”…

DameDesuYo :: If you’re a boy, then what’s with those misleading clothes?
>Those men from earlier forced me to wear them.
>They said they could sell me off to people who are into this kind of thing.

Doki :: You’re a boy, so why do you wear such a misleading outfit?
>Those guys from earlier forced me into these clothes.
>They said they were going to sell me to some maniacs.

FFF :: If you’re a guy, then what’s up with the misleading outfit?
>Those guys from earlier forced me into this.
>Wanting to sell me off and whatnot.

TrapSubs :: If you’re a boy, then why do you have such a misleading outfit?
>I was trying to escape from those guys earlier.
>They wanted to break my legs or something.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

That fucking face. Why’d they have to credits it up? ;_;

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Himegoto07.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Essential 07

Ampersand :: We, the Shimoshina Highschool Student Council were made up of
me, the president, Unko,
{\an8}TL Note: Unko means feces, though Unko’s name is written as “lucky child”
the vice-president, 18+,
at the left, Albertina the Second,
but now,
a new member joined us.
The Student Council’s dog, Arikawa Hime-kun.

Asenshi :: The three of us,
me, President Unko,
Vice President R-18,
and Secretary Albertina II,
were the only members of the Shimoshina Student Council,
but we now welcome our fourth seat!
The Student Council Dog, Arikawa Hime-kun.

DameDesuYo :: We, your student council, comprised of
myself, President Unko,
Vice President 18-and-up-san,
and our Treasurer Albertina the Second!
There’s only been three members for a while, but now a new member has joined us!
Meet the dog of the student council, Arukawa Hime!

Doki :: The Shimoshina High School student council is made up of myself, President Unko,
Vice President 18+,
and secretary Albertina II.
And today, a new member is joining us!
The student council’s dog, Arikawa Hime-kun.

FFF :: So far, the student council has consisted of:
Myself, Unko, the president,
18-Plus, the vice president,
and finally, Albertina II, the secretary.
Until now, we’ve gotten by with just the three of us,
but today we have a new member to introduce!
The dog of the student council, Arikawa Hime-kun!

TrapSubs :: On behalf of Shimoshina High School, I’m your president, poop.
{\an8}TL Note: unko means unko
Vice President, 18-kin.
Secretary, Aruberutina Ni-sei!
We used to be just three,
but now we’ve added a new “member”!
The student council’s dog, Arikawa Hime.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 1.

Status check.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/HimegotoE01.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Himegoto Extended 01

Ampersand :: Are you all right?
>That was a close one.
>>Yes.
>>Thank you.

Asenshi :: Hey, you alright?
>You were in quite the predicament.
>>Right…
>>Thank you for saving me.

DameDesuYo :: Are you okay?
>They really wanted you, didn’t they?
>>Yes.
>>Thank you very much.

Doki :: Are you all right?
>That was close.
>>Yeah.
>>Thank you very much.

FFF :: Hey, are you all right?
>That was a close one.
>>I’m fine.
>>Thank you very much.

TrapSubs :: You alright?
>That was a sticky situation.
>>Yes, I was nearly hugged.
>>Thank you so much.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

Plot twist of the century.

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Himegoto Extended 02

Ampersand :: We welcome beauties who win our favor as the staff of Shimoshina Highschool Student Council.
>In other words, you passed.
>>Ah, that won’t be possible — I’m a boy.

Asenshi :: In the Shimoshina High School student council,
hotties who meet our full approval are promptly inducted as an officer.
>And you’ve got full marks!
>>Well, sorry to burst your bubble,
>>but I’m a guy.

DameDesuYo :: Our council gladly takes in any girl who meets our beauty criteria.
>And you exceed it!
>>Oh, I guess I fail your criteria then. I’m a boy.

Doki :: We only invite girls who meet our standards to join the Shimoshina High Student Council.
>And you’ve passed with flying colours!
>>Ah, that’s not going to work, then.
>>I’m a boy.

FFF :: Here at Shimoshina High School, any girls we find to be cute
are welcome to join our student council.
>That means you’re in!
>>Oh, I’ll have to decline then, because I’m actually a guy.

TrapSubs :: Shimoshina High School’s student council is where we gather all of the student body’s beautiful women.
>That’s why you pass!
>>Yeah, that’s gonna be a problem. I’m a dude.

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

More disbelief.

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Himegoto Extended 03

Ampersand :: How are we supposed to believe that such a beauty is a boy?

Asenshi :: I’d kiss the devil myself before admitting a hottie like you’s a guy!

DameDesuYo :: There’s no way a pretty girl like you could be a boy!

Doki :: There’s no way a beautiful girl like you could actually be a boy!

FFF :: There’s no way that someone this cute could be a boy!

TrapSubs :: You look like a pretty girl, so there’s no way you could be a guy!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

This is some Key-level drama up in here.

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Himegoto Extended 04

Ampersand :: My parents fly around the world all year long.
I guess that’s where they’re getting all those debts.
And in {\i1}my{\i0} name, even.
That’s why I’ll have to endure being chased by those scary people.

Asenshi :: My parents are constantly bouncing around from country to country,
but they always seem to make a brand-new debt in each place.
And it’s always in my name…
That’s why I’m always being hunted by shady guys!

DameDesuYo :: My parents have been traveling around the world all year long.
So they pile on the debts as they go from country to country.
But they’re under my name!
That’s why those scary guys were chasing me!

Doki :: My parents have been flying around the world for the past year,
and it seems they’ve accumulated a lot of debt.
And under my name, too!
That’s why those scary guys are after me!

FFF :: My parents travel around the world a lot,
but everywhere they go, they get themselves into debt.
And they do it in my name.
So {\i1}I’m{\i0} the one who gets chased down by these scary people!

TrapSubs :: My parents love taking trips to various countries around the world.
It seems like they’ve been racking up a lot of debt.
All in my name!
That’s why I was running away from those sexually curious mobsters!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

And thus the stage was set.

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Himegoto Extended 05

Ampersand :: Oh my, are you trying to escape?
I wonder if it’d be the right thing to do.
If you just wore female clothes for a little while, you could live without those scary people after you.
>This is the thickness of ¥1,000,000.
>>Here.

Asenshi :: What’s that? You’d rather run instead?
All you need to do is wear a skirt, and we’ll keep those big, bad guys away from you.
>How does one million yen feel on your cheek?
>>Slap, slap!

DameDesuYo :: Oh, don’t tell me you’re planning to leave. You sure you want to do that?
If you dress like a girl, those bad guys won’t chase you around any more.
>This is the burden of a million yen.
>>Come on, come on!

Doki :: Oh, trying to run away already?
Are you sure?
Just by dressing as a girl for a short bit, those scary men won’t come after you anymore.
>This is what how thick a wad of a million yen is.
>>Here, take it!

FFF :: You’re not thinking of running away, are you?
Sure about that? A little bit of crossdressing and the scary people will leave you alone.
>This is what a wad of 1,000,000 yen feels like.
>>C’mon now.

TrapSubs :: Huh? Are you really opposed to that? Just be a bit of a trap and those scary guys won’t chase you anymore.
>This hundred thousand is thick, right?
>>Come on, bro!

wait for a seventh group to release :: N/A. They all suck.

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15 Comments

Dark_Sage says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 0 times
Asenshi: 6 times
DameDesuYo: 0 times
Doki: 1 time
FFF: 2 times
TrapSubs: 2 times
N/A: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

If only TrapSubs were as funny as they think they are… ;_;

Solaristics says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 0 times
Asenshi: 4 times
DameDesuYo: 1 time
Doki: 2 times
FFF: 1 time
TrapSubs: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

Asenshi’s subs were just overall more funny. Still not gonna watch this show though.

Hairy says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 0 times
Asenshi: 5 times
DameDesuYo: 1 time
Doki: 3 times
FFF: 2 times
TrapSubs: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

Oosran says:

Trap Subs for extra stupidity to an already dumb show. Not like I’m actually going to watch the show though. Was bored, so I thought I’d entertain myself for a bit. ( ¬‿¬)

Someone says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 4 times
Asenshi: 0 times
DameDesuYo: 3 times
Doki: 4 times
FFF: 4 times
TrapSubs: 1 time
It’s a tie between Ampersand, Doki, and FFF

On closer inspection, I suppose I’ll go with Doki.

Ash says:

Why the fuck is a 4 minute short being released by 6 different sub groups?

xikarra says:

Because the trap. And Because it’s easy to sub.
——————

Went with Asenshi, their edit is just great.

Rayn says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 1 time
Asenshi: 5 times
DameDesuYo: 2 times
Doki: 1 time
FFF: 0 times
TrapSubs: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

Maybe I’m gonna watch this show. If only the first episode. Asenshis subs seem funny enough.

FalseDawn says:

Too many scriptwriters, not enough editors on this one :S

PP says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 4 times
Asenshi: 2 times
DameDesuYo: 2 times
Doki: 1 time
FFF: 3 times
TrapSubs: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Ampersand

I feel like some of these would be better than the ones I picked for this show since it’s obviously going for cheap humor but I’m not watching it so I’d not know, just picked what sounded better and some of these were really trying to force “humor” through dialogue while other took a more natural approach, it’s really a matter of context I guess. Either way, I’d probably go with FFF in the end.

elenrod says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 0 times
Asenshi: 2 times
DameDesuYo: 4 times
Doki: 8 times
FFF: 3 times
TrapSubs: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Doki

Bonus decision: I don’t need to watch this.

Ask says:

Overall scores…
Ampersand: 3 times
Asenshi: 5 times
DameDesuYo: 4 times
Doki: 5 times
FFF: 2 times
TrapSubs: 3 times
It’s a tie between Asenshi and Doki

I think i will go with Asenshi.

elenrod says:

Asenshi got A+ in Nyaa for this show.

Also, the crayon is purple.

Anon says:

>Nyaa

This guy.

whatdoesthetrapsay says:

Lets see 4 Episodes after.

Values Ep.1:
Ampersand: 0 times
Asenshi: 2 times
DameDesuYo: 2 time
Doki: 4 times
FFF: 6 times
TrapSubs: 0 time
Looks like your best bet is FFF

– Asenshi got blue on nyaa. Uses Trap instead of crossdresser. Sadly they used the censored version for ep.4 (Bell/Albertina is insulting Hime, you know the deal *bleep*.) Not the fastest group anymore, also less signs translated

– FFF got an overall good release (Signs translated, typesetting) but sometimes the choice of words seems to be off i.e: “Fan Slap” –> other groups used “money barrage” or “(Money) Wad Slap”, which makes more sense in my opinion. Also ep.4 censored.
Original my choice. If they use the uncensored raw and fix some choices of words this release would stay may choice.

– Doki: Nice Karaoke. Most of the translation sounds right, but still: bi-bi-bishoujo –> “she is pretty” could also be “a pretty or beautiful girl”. Ep.4 Uncensored. Signs translated: allmost all, better sign-placement than the others.
–> seems to be a solid choice – lets repeat that after 4 more Episodes.

-DameDesuYo: Fluent speech (less formal), Ep.4 Uncensored. okay sign-placement, still would recommend Doki over DameDesuYo for now.

– Horrible Subs – well CrunchyRip. No Karaoke. Uncensored Ep.4.

I’m still thinking that it would have been better to release all short episodes as a 30-45 minute OVA instead of airing 2 minutes episode + 2 minutes Op+Ending per week.

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