Dark_Sage’s Anime Collection – v.Dec2014

Article, Buyfaggery — By on December 27, 2014 3:51 am

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Can you imagine how big my collection would be if I never got into “pirating” anime? Yes, the answer is I wouldn’t even have one, but don’t let the facts ruin the industry narrative!

I would do a Youtube walkthrough, but I think I’d end up hating myself, so have some pics instead.




Make money, spend money.

Manga/LNs – 3600+ volumes

Animes – 500+ titles

Games – 400+ discs

Expired condoms – fuck you



Room 1




I’d post more pics of the figures, but since most of them are still boxed/wrapped, there’s not much point.

If you wanna know what I’ve got, I have an MFC account so you can see what the figs are supposed to look like: Link.


R2-M1 R2-M2 R2-M3 R2-M4 R2-M5 R2-M6 R2-M7

Manga, A-F. What can I say? I like pretty pictures more than I like pretty words.



The main takeaway of this pic should be my boobie mousepads, cuz they’re fucking fantastic.

And don’t look too deep into my main comp’s background — it’s not a cry for help; it just looks really cool. Here it is if you wanna match:


Presumably you wouldn’t want the 610×343 version, so click the pic for a larger size.



Room 2




Guess we’ll start with closetside.


Don’t ask about the title ordering. There’s logic behind it, but I don’t quite understand it myself.


I ran out of shelving so I used extra LEs. Please ignore that there’s one figure turned around. Fixing it would require more effort than I want to expend right now.


Some of my games. Note that on the shelves the games are actually doubled up. There’s close to 90 PS2-gen games shoved in the bottom shelf, which would be way impressive 10 years ago.


The only clothes in the closet are my business casual apparel and my anime t-shirts. On the shelves you can see some games and my Danganronpa box… which has a shitload of misc. anime/game merchandise.


Some of my favorite shirts. For the plebs:

  • Attack on Titan, Black Lagoon, Code Geass
  • Future Diary, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Rebuild of Evangelion

I have sophisticated taste.


Back to the closet, we have some of my LEs. Most are opened cuz I like to play games, not horde plastic-covered boxes.


Rightsideside time.




Using my desk as shelving isn’t desperation — it’s inspiration!


R2-Anime1 R2-Anime2 R2-Anime3

Here’s the bulk of the anime (that this post was purportedly about). There’s a pattern to it, but explaining would take words.



Blankets, pillow… Whatever, it’s a standard bed. Let’s move on to the centerpiece of my collection…


…Me! God, I’m sexy. If you printed this pic out and kept it in your wallet, I wouldn’t blame you.


Insta-pop quiz! Can you remember all the BDs Dark_Sage has? Here’s a list if you want to check your answers:


Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero
Afro Samurai
Afro Samurai Resurrection
Angel Beats!
AnoHana – The Flower We Saw That Day
Aquarion Evol
Aria the Scarlet Ammo
Attack on Titan
Baka & Test OVAs
Baka & Test S1
Battle Girls Time Paradox
Berserk the Golden Age Arc I
Black Blood Brothers
Black Lagoon
Black Lagoon – Roberta’s Blood Trail
Blood-C – The Last Dark
Bodacious Space Pirates
Brave 10
Broken Blade
Burst Angel
C – The Money and Soul of Possibility Control
Casshern Sins
Cat Planet Cuties
Coicent/Five Numbers
Daily Lives of High School Boys
Dance in the Vampire Bund
Darker than Black S2
Date A Live
Deadman Wonderland
Diebuster the Movie
Dream Eater Merry
Dusk Maiden of Amnesia
Eden of the East
Eden of the East – The King of Eden
ef – a tale of melodies.
ef – a tale of memories.
Elfen Lied
Eureka Seven
Eureka Seven – Good Night, Sleep Tight, Young Lovers
Evangelion 1.11
Evangelion 2.22
Fafner – Heaven and Earth Movie
Fairy Tail
Fairy Tail the Movie – Phoenix Priestess
Fantasista Doll
Fate/kaleid Liner
Fate/stay Night
Fate/stay Night – Unlimited Blade Works
First Squad
Flowers of Evil
Full Metal Alchemist – The Sacred Star of Milos
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood OVAs
Full Metal Panic!
Full Metal Panic! – The Second Raid
Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
Ga-Rei Zero
Gatchaman Crowds
Ghost in the Shell – Individual Eleven
Ghost in the Shell – Laughing Man
Ghost in the Shell – Solid State Society
Ghost in the Shell Arise – Borders 1 & 2
Gintama the Movie
Girls und Panzer
Girls und Panzer OVAs
Good Luck Girl
Ground Control to Psychoelectric Girl
Guilty Crown
Gunbuster the Movie
Gundam Suit 00 – A Wakening of Trailblazer
Gunslinger Girl
Haganai – I Don’t Have Many Friends
Hal the Movie
Hanasaku Iroha
Hanasaku Iroha the Movie
Heaven’s Lost Property S1
Heaven’s Lost Property S2
Heaven’s Lost Property the Angeloid of Clockwork
Heaven’s Memo Pad
Heroic Age
High School DxD
High School of the Dead
High School of the Dead OVA
Hiiro no Kakera
Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere S1
Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere S2
Humanity Has Declined
Inu X Boku SS
Is This a Zombie? S1
Jormungand S1
Jormungand S2
Kamisama Dolls
Kamisama Kiss
Kill la Kill
King of Thorn
Kokoro Connect
Kokoro Connect OVAs
K-On! the Movie
Legend of the Millennium Dragon
Level E
Listen to me, girls. I am your father!
Love Lab
Love, Election and Chocolate
Lupin the Third – The Woman Called Fujiko Mine
Mardock Scramble the First Compression
Mardock Scramble the Second Combustion
Mardock Scramble the Third Exhaust
Mass Effect – Paragon Lost
Mayo Chiki
Mysterious Girlfriend X
Natsume’s Book of Friends S1-S2
Natsume’s Book of Friends S3
Natsume’s Book of Friends S4
Nekomonogatari Black
Nekomonogatari White
Ninja Scroll
No. 6
Nura – Rise of the Yokai Clan
Occult Academy
Okami-san & Her Seven Companions
One Piece Film – Strong World
One Piece Film – Z
Origin – Spirits of the Past
Ouran High School Host Club
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Phantom – Requiem for the Phantom
Pokemon Movies – Four Pack
Psychic Detective Yakumo
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Queen’s Blade – Beautiful Warriors
Queen’s Blade Rebellion
Rin – Daughters of Mnemosyne
Royal Space Force – The Wings of Honneamise
Rurouni Kenshin – New Kyoto Arc
Sakura Wars the Movie
Samurai Champloo
Samurai Warriors – Legend of the Sanada
Sekirei S1
Sekirei S2
Sengoku Basara S1
Sengoku Basara S2
Sengoku Basara the Last Party
Senran Kagura – Ninja Flash
Serial Experiments Lain
Shakugan no Shana OVAs
Shakugan no Shana S1
Shakugan no Shana S2
Shakugan no Shana S3
Shakugan no Shana the Movie
Shining Hearts
Short Peace
So I Can’t Play H
Soul Eater
Spice & Wolf S1
Spice & Wolf S2
Star Driver
Strike Witches S1
Strike Witches S2
Summer Wars
Sword Art Online
Sword of the Stranger
Taisho Baseball Girls
Tales of Vesperia
Tenchi Muyo! Movies
Tenchi Muyo! OVA Collection
Tenchi Muyo! the War on Gemini
The “Hentai” Prince and the Stony Cat
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
The Familiar of Zero
The Garden of Words
The Legend of Heroes – Trails in the Sky
The Legend of the Legendary Heroes
The Pet Girl of Sakurasou
The Princess and the Pilot
The Severing Crime Edge
The Sky Crawlers
The Twelve Kingdoms
The World God Only Knows S1
The World God Only Knows S2
This Boy Can Fight Aliens
This Boy Caught a Merman
Time Bokan – Royal Revival
Towano Quon
Trigun – Badlands Rumble
Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE S1
Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE S2
Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE/xxxHOLiC Movies
Umineko – When They Cry
We Without Wings
Yamada’s First Time
Yuru Yuri S1
Yuru Yuri S2


If you got 236/236, then congrats! Your memory is working perfectly — you have earned the title of “Rememberer”.

If you got less than that, your memory needs work. You don’t even get a title, cuz you’d forget it anyway. Try harder next time.



Room 3



You don’t want to see room 3. To make rooms 1 and 2 look nice and sparkly, I sort of had to hide a lot of my collection in there, and it’s… well, it’s a mess.

But since you clicked the spoiler already, have some OTP so it wasn’t wasted effort.


Yeah, I ship better than the Navy.

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Minachi says:

Holy fuck.

Hairy says:

Fucking sweet rooms.

Good thing the microwave is there. I’m sure you need plenty of hot pockets during those long manga-reading sessions.

Switches says:

Ha, I knew you had IBM like IT business shirts! My suspicion was correct!

And are those Neptunia Limited Edition games I see? God dammit, I should have bought them when I had the chance. Now they’re bloody overpriced.

You may have more physical games than I do, but I have over 450 Steam games to date. Does it count?

Dark_Sage says:

No. Steam is for poor people.

Abunja says:

Boo! I don’t see any waifu pillows. :(

Dark_Sage says:

I’ve got a few pillow covers in one of the drawers, but sifting through those would be… time-consuming. Usually the only waifu I need is myself.

Abunja says:

D_S pls. Don’t touch yourself at night.

jimmy says:

Jesus Shitdicks.

My anime and mange are ordered right to left by the Japanese name order of the Japanese title of the series in Japanese. I didn’t look at your shelves too closely, but I bet it’s not half as weaboo as that.

Dium says:

holy fuck that’s a lot of shit.

Nexxkinn says:

…Where’s your old CRT TV?

Dark_Sage says:

Trashed. Needed room for plastic anime girls.

Nexxkinn says:

And where’s your 12 other My-Otome Zwei?
You sold it to Herkz, D_S?

Dark_Sage says:

They’re being used as shelving here: http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/R2-Floor.jpg

Herkz doesn’t really strike me as the guy who could afford anything I own.

Calyrica says:

He gave one to me because I <3 the Mai-HiME franchise.

Anonymous says:

How many onaholes do you own?

Dark_Sage says:

0. Help a brother out?

Anonymous says:

I’d help you out if I had one, myself.

Dark_Sage says:

We could go halvsies on one and share it.

Anonymous says:

That would definitely work.

Anony says:

You mean you would use it at the same time, or cut it in half?

PP says:

Damn, your house is tall.

So, imagine there was a fire but the fire was like, going to take 12 hours to start burning everything and the fireman were there and stuff and told you you could pick 1 anything out of your house to take out since the fire would still take 12 hours to start you could pick carefully, what would you pick? Obviously you can’t pick more than one thing or the Fire Gods would get angry and burn you too.

Dark_Sage says:

I guess I’d take one of the girls from the basement. Lucky Samantha.

complete_fatass says:

what’s it like when your co-workers come over?

Dark_Sage says:

I have yet to find out, and I doubt I ever will have to.

pengu says:

Your arms look delicious. 10/10 would eat you if I ever became a ghoul.

vipirius says:

So when do I move in?

Sol says:

A very impressive collection, to be sure! However, the question becomes this: can you remeber everything in these shows?

Also, where are GJ-bu and Kitakubu Katsudoo Kiroku?

Dark_Sage says:

Remember? Shit, I haven’t even watched most of them for.

For those two, I’ll buy ’em when they’re cheaper. Weren’t exactly high-priority acquisitions for me.

mints says:

Where’s that animal print (zebra?) pillow of yours? I’m disappoint.

Dark_Sage says:

Uhh, which one? Like, the super tiny one, or the one you can lay back on? Well, either way it’s on the couch right now.

Threw all the normalfag shit in Room 3 to take pics, then threw it all back in when I was done. :<

Anonymous says:

What am I supposed to see here apart from D_S’s sexy arms?

LotusGG says:

Gamagori peeping D_S sexy ass and the well positioned action figure?

datsohtru says:

Three oppai-pads? Sasuga D_S.

Tobikage says:

Woah. Everything anime-related I have is stored on one external HDD.

Anony says:

*pushes glasses up*
His power level is under 20… trash.
Oooh ho ho hoo!

Melanzani says:

Sugoi! I really like your collection.
The wall scrolls are nice too…

Anony says:

D_S, we need to see the messy third room.

It’s full of S&M gear and at least two bound schoolgirls, isn’t it?

Dark_Sage says:

Well, there was an accident so now it’s one bound schoolgirl, but yeah, you were pretty spot on.

hsapin says:

This is an amazing collection, I hope one day I can have a collection half as nice as this.

Foolish Consumerists says:

Buying just to buy is entirely foolish.
Conspicuous consumption is the downfall of humanity and society.
Owning more stuff simply means you have more stuff and that you probably make poor financial decisions. It doesn’t make you a better person.
It’s all simply a matter of money spent. You could have a far larger collection than what is shown by simply buying some bulk collection on ebay.

Dark_Sage says:

It’s okay to just admit you’re jealous, you know.

melon says:

you should invest in a nice chair (???)
for health reasons, even

Dark_Sage says:

Yeah, it’s on the list. They’re just so expensive, it’s hard to pull the trigger.

Anonymoose says:

God forbid you ever need to move, nice collection.

HFC says:

How much money have you spent on all of this? :O
Also maybe you actually could be a model…heh.

Dark_Sage says:

No idea, and if I started counting receipts, I’d probably wish I hadn’t.

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