Translation Party: [Anonymous vs Asenshi vs HorribleSubs vs Watashi] Yurikuma Arashi (Episode 01)

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Yurikuma Arashi – Episode 01

Comparisons: 7 or 15

Participants:

Anonymous

Asenshi

HorribleSubs

Watashi

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

 

If you want more context around some of the puns/translations used in the releases, ask in the comments section below, or wait for my reviews of the releases. I try to avoid “pushing” people toward one release or another in these parties, and lengthy explanations would likely do that.

 

 

Essential 1.

Back story/motives.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi - Essential 01

Anonymous :: We have always hated you.
And because it has always been like this
I’ve ever wanted become friends with you …
and pass this wall.

Asenshi :: From the very beginning, we loathed you,
and from the very beginning, we loved you.
That’s why we wanted to become true friends.
To cross that barrier…

HorribleSubs :: We hated you from the beginning–and loved you from the beginning, too.
And so we wanted to become true friends with you. To cross the wall…

Watashi :: We have always detested you.
And we have always loved you.
It drove us to reach out in friendship.
Species Divide be damned.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 2.

Back story.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Essential 02

Anonymous :: Kun Gao!
One day far away  in space exploded the astroid Kumaria.
When Kumaria in form of a shooting stars fell down on Earth in pieces,
all bears stand up at once.
They started attacking the humans.
Completely out of nowhere!

Asenshi :: Growl!
One day, an asteroid in the far reaches of the universe called Kumaria went kaboom.
A bunch’a the little bits fell to Earth as a meteor shower.
Then all of a sudden, every bear on the planet rose to its feet!
We all came together and started attacking humans.
Like, I was totally shocked!

HorribleSubs :: Growl, growl!
One day, at the far reaches of space, the minor planet Kumalia exploded!
The fragments of Kumalia became a meteor swarm that rained down on Earth…
Which made the world’s bears rise up as one!
They all started attacking humans! Like, who could’ve seen that coming, right?

Watashi :: Rowr! Rowr!
Long ago an asteroid from a corner of the galaxy, Ursaria, suddenly exploded!
Now in pieces, the remains of Ursaria fell to Earth in a meteor shower.
This caused the Ursa of Earth to all…
…start attacking people!
Like, oh em gee, right?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 3.

Teacher-sensei warns the class that the bear alarm was tripped earlier.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi - Essential 03

Anonymous :: Also, you all should know already,
that this morning …
a bear appeared on the way to this school.
Till this day no bear has passed the wall,
to enter the human world.
Watch yourself even if we aren’t in alarm anymore.

Asenshi :: And ladies, I do not believe that this bears repeating,
but a dreadful bear sighting occurred this morning on the road outside the academy.
A bear crossing the Severance Barrier and invading the human world is something that must be taken very seriously.
The alarm may have ceased, but be certain to keep your guard up.

HorribleSubs :: Now, as I’m sure you all know,
bears unfortunately appeared on the roads near our school this morning.
It ought to be unthinkable for bears to cross the Wall of Severance
and enter the human world.
The warning has been lifted, but you mustn’t be careless.

Watashi :: And one more announcement:
As I’m sure you’re all aware, we had the misfortune of an Ursa outbreak this morning on the main road.
>What?
>>No way!
This Ursa overcame the Species Divide and is attempting to infiltrate our order.
This cannot come to pass.
The Alert has been lifted, but I urge you to remain vigilant.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 4.

This part is probably important. Probably.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Essential 04

Anonymous :: The storm … has catched up on us.
So it begins.
Something you love, will get destroyed as a warning.
The „Invisible Storm“ will take everything.
Till he gets us and vanishes …

Asenshi :: A storm has fallen upon us.
This was just a warning that everything we hold dear will be destroyed, one by one.
The Invisible Storm will engulf everything.
It will erode us until we are no more.

HorribleSubs :: The storm chased me down.
It’s only the beginning. A warning that it’ll start with what’s most precious.
The Invisible Storm will destroy everything, until we’re worn away into nothing.

Watashi :: The wuthering has come.
This is a sign, telling us that which we most hold dear will be destroyed first.
The phantom wuthering will ruin it all.
The winds will howl and tear us apart, piece by piece.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 5.

Kuma-Song!

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi - Essential 05

Anonymous :: How nice would it be, to eat the little Yuri~
I want to eat this one, not sure about this one~
I want to eat this one, not sure about this one~
Alright, lets go, time to enforce judgment~

Asenshi :: The first lily I ate filled me up with happiness.
I want to eat that girl, but maybe she’s not for me.
I want to eat this girl, but maybe she’s not for me.
Let the judgement fall down all upon our heads!

HorribleSubs :: ♪ I am so happy, I got to eat a lily! ♪
♪ I want to eat that girl! Who do you mean by “that girl”? ♪
♪ I want to eat this girl! Who do you mean by “this girl”? ♪
♪ Let’s go on trial! Yeah, let’s go! ♪

Watashi :: Red rover, red rover, send my sweet Homo over.
Red rover, red rover, send my sweet meal over.
Red rover, red rover, send my sweet Savourodeur over.
Red rover, red rover, send my sweet defendant over.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 6.

The two girl bears are put on trial for attempting to eat a human.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Essential 06

Anonymous :: Mr. Chairman!
The humans and bears are getting seperated through the insurmountable Wall named „Extinction“.
The accused have passed this wall and entered the human world.
Without question. They are greedy.
And so … guilty!

Asenshi :: Your Honor, there exists an insurmountable barrier of severance between man and bear.
The defendants have crossed it and invaded the world of man.
This is clearly an act of overeating.
I declare them guilty!

HorribleSubs :: Your Honor!
Humans and bears have a wall called Extinction between them that is not to be crossed.
The defendants have crossed it and infiltrated the human world.
This is blatant overeating. They are guilty!

Watashi :: Your Honor!
You must be aware of the forbidden divide we call “species” between Homo and Ursa.
The defendursants crossed this and positioned themselves inside the Homo class.
This is clear gluttony.
A sin.
They are guilty!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 7.

And now it’s no longer an “attempt”.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi - Essential 07

Anonymous :: Kuma! Human meat is very tasty!
>It’s a sin but i still eat it, Gao!
>Be will get those who destroy what we love.
>>Bears who eat a human!

Asenshi :: Grind… scrape… grind… scrape…
Human girls are just irresistibly delicious.
>I’d eat them even if it {\i1}was{\i0} a crime.
>I won’t forgive those who destroy love.
>>Bears are eating a person!

HorribleSubs :: Munch, munch, munch…
Growl! Human girls really do taste good!
>I’ll eat them. I don’t care if it’s a crime, growl.
>I won’t let anyone wreck my love.
>>Bears are… eating someone!

Watashi :: Rowr!
Human girls are as delicious as I imagined!
>I don’t care if it’s a sin. I will eat!
>Rowr! Rowr!
>Those who would destroy love must be punished.
>>The Ursa are eating someone!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

Decision Point:

  1. God, yes! Hit me with even more words! (Your dad used a dictionary too? Click on the spoiler tag for more.)
  2. Going on would be a worse decision than ending apartheid. (That’s debatable, but head down to the results before we start one.)

 

Spoiler:

Expanded 1.

It’s 6 AM and I’m falling asleep as I type, so forgive the laziness that’s about to ensue.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 01

Anonymous :: I want to eat them, Kun Gao!
>Wow, Ginko, you really are an insatiable glutton!
>If you can’t hold yourself back,
>you may nibble on me … or … on me!

Asenshi :: My delicious meal… I want to eat her.
>Goodness, Ginko. You’re such a little glutton.
>I-If you really can’t help yourself,
>you can nibble a little bit of me here and there if you’d like!

HorribleSubs :: Delicious smell… I want to eat her, growl.
>Oh, Ginko, you’re such a glutton.
>You know, you can sink your teeth into me anywhere you’d like, right now!

Watashi :: Savourodeur, I must have you.
Rowr! Rowr!
>Oh, Ginko!
>You have to stop grinding your teeth!
>If-If you really need to, you can use any, and I mean any part of me as a stress chew toy!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

Talking.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 02

Anonymous :: Stop the storm!
Show him what we got!
As Kaicho i shouldn’t have pretended it did not exist.
I am sorry, Izumino-san.
Can you forgive me?

Asenshi :: Let’s stand against the Storm and stop it in its tracks.
I’m ashamed of my former conduct of turning a blind eye as the class representative.
My apologies, Izumino-san.
Can you find it in yourself to forgive me?

HorribleSubs :: Let’s stop the storm together. We’ll take a stand!
As class representative, I’m ashamed of myself
for turning a blind eye until now.
I’m sorry, Izumino. Will you forgive me?

Watashi :: We shall stop the wuthering!
We shall fight together!
As class president, I should be ashamed of myself for turning my eyes from the truth.
I am truly sorry, Izumino.
Can you see it in you to forgive me?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

Detectiving.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 03

Anonymous :: Eh, here 103,
we found traces of bears in the flowers infront of the Stormhigh-School.
Also blood.
Seems like the victim of the attack escaped.

Asenshi :: Ichimashisa speaking.
Current location, the flower beds at Arashigaoka Academy.
Bear footprints confirmed.
Bloodstains present.
Casualties likely.

HorribleSubs :: This is unit 103.
We’re at the flowerbed in the Arashigaoka High School courtyard.
Lots of bear prints here, and bloodstains. Looks like there was a vic.

Watashi :: Location is 1-0-3, Wuthering Heights Academy.
In front of the secret garden.
Many Ursa footprints spotted.
Blood confirmed.
Possible victim.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

Trial.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 04

Anonymous :: The court convenes!
Welcome to the court of extinction.
Well than, will the door open itself?
The Nirvana of all living beings and plants, yes even for bears and humans.

Asenshi :: Welcome to the Severance Court.
The gate has now been opened.
Let all living beings bear witness to this face off of man and bear.

HorribleSubs :: Welcome to Severance Court.
Come, the door has opened. This is the land of enlightenment
for all living things… yes, even human and bear.

Watashi :: Welcome to the Court of Species Divide.
The gates have been flung open.
Here we are fair to all living things, large and small—man and Ursa alike.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

Trial.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 05

Anonymous :: Let’s start the Yuri-Hearing.
Accused bears, admit, that you have sinned?
>Kuma …
>But our stomachs are empty …
>>We won’t give up our love, Gao Kuma.

Asenshi :: The Lily Court is now in session.
Bearfendants, do you plead to be guilty bears?
>Listen, our stomachs were growling so loudly.
>>We will never back down on love.

HorribleSubs :: We now begin the Yuri trial.
Defendant-bears. Do you admit that you are criminals?
>Growl… but we’re so {\i1}hungry{\i0}, you know?
>>We won’t back down on our love, growl.

Watashi :: Now, let us begin the Homo Trial.
Defendursants.
Do you plead guilty?
>Rowr.
>But we were just so hungry, Your Honor!
>>We will never back down on love.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 6.

Talking.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 06

Anonymous :: *blink, blink*
The chairman and the prosecuting attorney are biased against the bears!
>Is that an objection, Mr. Defender?
But they are bears, they die if they don’t eat.
Do you want them, to starve to death?

Asenshi :: Shiny shine!
Your Honor, the prosecutor is clearly committing an {\i1}ad ursam{\i0}!
>Defense, are you raising an objection?
Of course! Even bears will die if they don’t eat.
Are you perhaps insinuating that these girls should’ve starved to death?

HorribleSubs :: Sparkle!
Your Honor, the prosecutor is blatantly hostile to bears!
>Counsel, was that intended to be an objection?
I mean, even bears have to eat to live, right?
Are you telling them to starve to death?

Watashi :: Fabulous!
Your Honor!
The prosecution is clearly antagonizing the defendursants!
>Is the defense challenging the prosecution?
Well, duh! You need to eat to live!
Ursa are no exception.
Or are you telling them to starve to death?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 7.

Judging.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 07

Anonymous :: Mr. Chairman, could i ask for your Love Judgment!
>Well than, listen accused bears.
>Do you want to become invisible?
>Or would you rather eat humans?

Asenshi :: Your Honor, please bestow your Love Judgement!
>Very well. Then I shall ask the bearfendants.
>Will you become invisible?
>Or will you eat humans?

HorribleSubs :: Your Honor, a Love Judgment, please!
>Very well. Defendant-bears, I ask you:
>Will you be invisible? Or will you eat humans?

Watashi :: Your Love Judgment, please!
>Very well.
>Answer my question, defendursants.
>Will you become phantom?
>Or will you eat?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 8.

Judge-kun delivers his verdict and the bears turn into mahou osos.

Audio: 

Yurikuma Arashi - Extended 08

Anonymous :: It’s time to announce our decision.
Yuri approved!
>Kuma …
>Gao!
>Yuri …
>approved!
>>Kuma Gao Kuma Gao!
>>Yuri approved!
>>Kuma Gao Gao Gao Kuma!

Asenshi :: I shall hand down my sentence.
Lily, approved!
>Lily Instatement!
>>Lily Instatement!

HorribleSubs :: I now declare the verdict.
Yuri approved!
>Growl, growl!
>Yuri approved!
>Growl!
>Growl!
>>Yuri approved!
>>Ra-ra-rawr!

Watashi :: Then I shall deliver my verdict!
Homo certified!
>Rowr! Rowr!
>Homo certified!
>Rowr! Rowr! Rowr!
>>Homo certified!
>>Rowr! Rowr!
>>Rowr! Rowr!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

 

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Spoiler:

Essential 1.

Back story/motives.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Essential 01

Anonymous :: We have always hated you.
And because it has always been like this
I’ve ever wanted become friends with you …
and pass this wall.

Asenshi :: From the very beginning, we loathed you,
and from the very beginning, we loved you.
That’s why we wanted to become true friends.
To cross that barrier…

HorribleSubs :: We hated you from the beginning–and loved you from the beginning, too.
And so we wanted to become true friends with you. To cross the wall…

Watashi :: We have always detested you.
And we have always loved you.
It drove us to reach out in friendship.
Species Divide be damned.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

Back story.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Essential 02

Anonymous :: Kun Gao!
One day far away  in space exploded the astroid Kumaria.
When Kumaria in form of a shooting stars fell down on Earth in pieces,
all bears stand up at once.
They started attacking the humans.
Completely out of nowhere!

Asenshi :: Growl!
One day, an asteroid in the far reaches of the universe called Kumaria went kaboom.
A bunch’a the little bits fell to Earth as a meteor shower.
Then all of a sudden, every bear on the planet rose to its feet!
We all came together and started attacking humans.
Like, I was totally shocked!

HorribleSubs :: Growl, growl!
One day, at the far reaches of space, the minor planet Kumalia exploded!
The fragments of Kumalia became a meteor swarm that rained down on Earth…
Which made the world’s bears rise up as one!
They all started attacking humans! Like, who could’ve seen that coming, right?

Watashi :: Rowr! Rowr!
Long ago an asteroid from a corner of the galaxy, Ursaria, suddenly exploded!
Now in pieces, the remains of Ursaria fell to Earth in a meteor shower.
This caused the Ursa of Earth to all…
…start attacking people!
Like, oh em gee, right?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Teacher-sensei warns the class that the bear alarm was tripped earlier.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Essential 03

Anonymous :: Also, you all should know already,
that this morning …
a bear appeared on the way to this school.
Till this day no bear has passed the wall,
to enter the human world.
Watch yourself even if we aren’t in alarm anymore.

Asenshi :: And ladies, I do not believe that this bears repeating,
but a dreadful bear sighting occurred this morning on the road outside the academy.
A bear crossing the Severance Barrier and invading the human world is something that must be taken very seriously.
The alarm may have ceased, but be certain to keep your guard up.

HorribleSubs :: Now, as I’m sure you all know,
bears unfortunately appeared on the roads near our school this morning.
It ought to be unthinkable for bears to cross the Wall of Severance
and enter the human world.
The warning has been lifted, but you mustn’t be careless.

Watashi :: And one more announcement:
As I’m sure you’re all aware, we had the misfortune of an Ursa outbreak this morning on the main road.
What?
No way!
This Ursa overcame the Species Divide and is attempting to infiltrate our order.
This cannot come to pass.
The Alert has been lifted, but I urge you to remain vigilant.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

This part is probably important. Probably.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Essential 04

Anonymous :: The storm … has catched up on us.
So it begins.
Something you love, will get destroyed as a warning.
The „Invisible Storm“ will take everything.
Till he gets us and vanishes …

Asenshi :: A storm has fallen upon us.
This was just a warning that everything we hold dear will be destroyed, one by one.
The Invisible Storm will engulf everything.
It will erode us until we are no more.

HorribleSubs :: The storm chased me down.
It’s only the beginning. A warning that it’ll start with what’s most precious.
The Invisible Storm will destroy everything, until we’re worn away into nothing.

Watashi :: The wuthering has come.
This is a sign, telling us that which we most hold dear will be destroyed first.
The phantom wuthering will ruin it all.
The winds will howl and tear us apart, piece by piece.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Kuma-Song!

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Essential 05

Anonymous :: How nice would it be, to eat the little Yuri~
I want to eat this one, not sure about this one~
I want to eat this one, not sure about this one~
Alright, lets go, time to enforce judgment~

Asenshi :: The first lily I ate filled me up with happiness.
I want to eat that girl, but maybe she’s not for me.
I want to eat this girl, but maybe she’s not for me.
Let the judgement fall down all upon our heads!

HorribleSubs :: ♪ I am so happy, I got to eat a lily! ♪
♪ I want to eat that girl! Who do you mean by “that girl”? ♪
♪ I want to eat this girl! Who do you mean by “this girl”? ♪
♪ Let’s go on trial! Yeah, let’s go! ♪

Watashi :: Red rover, red rover, send my sweet Homo over.
Red rover, red rover, send my sweet meal over.
Red rover, red rover, send my sweet Savourodeur over.
Red rover, red rover, send my sweet defendant over.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

The two girl bears are put on trial for attempting to eat a human.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Essential 06

Anonymous :: Mr. Chairman!
The humans and bears are getting seperated through the insurmountable Wall named „Extinction“.
The accused have passed this wall and entered the human world.
Without question. They are greedy.
And so … guilty!

Asenshi :: Your Honor, there exists an insurmountable barrier of severance between man and bear.
The defendants have crossed it and invaded the world of man.
This is clearly an act of overeating.
I declare them guilty!

HorribleSubs :: Your Honor!
Humans and bears have a wall called Extinction between them that is not to be crossed.
The defendants have crossed it and infiltrated the human world.
This is blatant overeating. They are guilty!

Watashi :: Your Honor!
You must be aware of the forbidden divide we call “species” between Homo and Ursa.
The defendursants crossed this and positioned themselves inside the Homo class.
This is clear gluttony.
A sin.
They are guilty!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

And now it’s no longer an “attempt”.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Essential 07

Anonymous :: Kuma! Human meat is very tasty!
>It’s a sin but i still eat it, Gao!
>Be will get those who destroy what we love.
>>Bears who eat a human!

Asenshi :: Grind… scrape… grind… scrape…
Human girls are just irresistibly delicious.
>I’d eat them even if it {\i1}was{\i0} a crime.
>I won’t forgive those who destroy love.
>>Bears are eating a person!

HorribleSubs :: Munch, munch, munch…
Growl! Human girls really do taste good!
>I’ll eat them. I don’t care if it’s a crime, growl.
>I won’t let anyone wreck my love.
>>Bears are… eating someone!

Watashi :: Rowr!
Human girls are as delicious as I imagined!
>I don’t care if it’s a sin. I will eat!
>Rowr! Rowr!
>Those who would destroy love must be punished.
>>The Ursa are eating someone!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

God, yes! Hit me with even more words! (Your dad used a dictionary too? Click on the spoiler tag for more.)
Going on would be a worse decision than ending apartheid. (That’s debatable, but head down to the results before we start one.)

Spoiler:

Expanded 1.

It’s 6 AM and I’m falling asleep as I type, so forgive the laziness that’s about to ensue.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 01

Anonymous :: I want to eat them, Kun Gao!
>Wow, Ginko, you really are an insatiable glutton!
>If you can’t hold yourself back,
>you may nibble on me … or … on me!

Asenshi :: My delicious meal… I want to eat her.
>Goodness, Ginko. You’re such a little glutton.
>I-If you really can’t help yourself,
>you can nibble a little bit of me here and there if you’d like!

HorribleSubs :: Delicious smell… I want to eat her, growl.
>Oh, Ginko, you’re such a glutton.
>You know, you can sink your teeth into me anywhere you’d like, right now!

Watashi :: Savourodeur, I must have you.
Rowr! Rowr!
>Oh, Ginko!
>You have to stop grinding your teeth!
>If-If you really need to, you can use any, and I mean any part of me as a stress chew toy!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

Talking.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 02

Anonymous :: Stop the storm!
Show him what we got!
As Kaicho i shouldn’t have pretended it did not exist.
I am sorry, Izumino-san.
Can you forgive me?

Asenshi :: Let’s stand against the Storm and stop it in its tracks.
I’m ashamed of my former conduct of turning a blind eye as the class representative.
My apologies, Izumino-san.
Can you find it in yourself to forgive me?

HorribleSubs :: Let’s stop the storm together. We’ll take a stand!
As class representative, I’m ashamed of myself
for turning a blind eye until now.
I’m sorry, Izumino. Will you forgive me?

Watashi :: We shall stop the wuthering!
We shall fight together!
As class president, I should be ashamed of myself for turning my eyes from the truth.
I am truly sorry, Izumino.
Can you see it in you to forgive me?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Detectiving.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 03

Anonymous :: Eh, here 103,
we found traces of bears in the flowers infront of the Stormhigh-School.
Also blood.
Seems like the victim of the attack escaped.

Asenshi :: Ichimashisa speaking.
Current location, the flower beds at Arashigaoka Academy.
Bear footprints confirmed.
Bloodstains present.
Casualties likely.

HorribleSubs :: This is unit 103.
We’re at the flowerbed in the Arashigaoka High School courtyard.
Lots of bear prints here, and bloodstains. Looks like there was a vic.

Watashi :: Location is 1-0-3, Wuthering Heights Academy.
In front of the secret garden.
Many Ursa footprints spotted.
Blood confirmed.
Possible victim.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

Trial.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 04

Anonymous :: The court convenes!
Welcome to the court of extinction.
Well than, will the door open itself?
The Nirvana of all living beings and plants, yes even for bears and humans.

Asenshi :: Welcome to the Severance Court.
The gate has now been opened.
Let all living beings bear witness to this face off of man and bear.

HorribleSubs :: Welcome to Severance Court.
Come, the door has opened. This is the land of enlightenment
for all living things… yes, even human and bear.

Watashi :: Welcome to the Court of Species Divide.
The gates have been flung open.
Here we are fair to all living things, large and small—man and Ursa alike.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Trial.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 05

Anonymous :: Let’s start the Yuri-Hearing.
Accused bears, admit, that you have sinned?
>Kuma …
>But our stomachs are empty …
>>We won’t give up our love, Gao Kuma.

Asenshi :: The Lily Court is now in session.
Bearfendants, do you plead to be guilty bears?
>Listen, our stomachs were growling so loudly.
>>We will never back down on love.

HorribleSubs :: We now begin the Yuri trial.
Defendant-bears. Do you admit that you are criminals?
>Growl… but we’re so {\i1}hungry{\i0}, you know?
>>We won’t back down on our love, growl.

Watashi :: Now, let us begin the Homo Trial.
Defendursants.
Do you plead guilty?
>Rowr.
>But we were just so hungry, Your Honor!
>>We will never back down on love.

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Talking.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 06

Anonymous :: *blink, blink*
The chairman and the prosecuting attorney are biased against the bears!
>Is that an objection, Mr. Defender?
But they are bears, they die if they don’t eat.
Do you want them, to starve to death?

Asenshi :: Shiny shine!
Your Honor, the prosecutor is clearly committing an {\i1}ad ursam{\i0}!
>Defense, are you raising an objection?
Of course! Even bears will die if they don’t eat.
Are you perhaps insinuating that these girls should’ve starved to death?

HorribleSubs :: Sparkle!
Your Honor, the prosecutor is blatantly hostile to bears!
>Counsel, was that intended to be an objection?
I mean, even bears have to eat to live, right?
Are you telling them to starve to death?

Watashi :: Fabulous!
Your Honor!
The prosecution is clearly antagonizing the defendursants!
>Is the defense challenging the prosecution?
Well, duh! You need to eat to live!
Ursa are no exception.
Or are you telling them to starve to death?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Judging.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 07

Anonymous :: Mr. Chairman, could i ask for your Love Judgment!
>Well than, listen accused bears.
>Do you want to become invisible?
>Or would you rather eat humans?

Asenshi :: Your Honor, please bestow your Love Judgement!
>Very well. Then I shall ask the bearfendants.
>Will you become invisible?
>Or will you eat humans?

HorribleSubs :: Your Honor, a Love Judgment, please!
>Very well. Defendant-bears, I ask you:
>Will you be invisible? Or will you eat humans?

Watashi :: Your Love Judgment, please!
>Very well.
>Answer my question, defendursants.
>Will you become phantom?
>Or will you eat?

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Judge-kun delivers his verdict and the bears turn into mahou osos.

Audio:

Yurikuma Arashi – Extended 08

Anonymous :: It’s time to announce our decision.
Yuri approved!
>Kuma …
>Gao!
>Yuri …
>approved!
>>Kuma Gao Kuma Gao!
>>Yuri approved!
>>Kuma Gao Gao Gao Kuma!

Asenshi :: I shall hand down my sentence.
Lily, approved!
>Lily Instatement!
>>Lily Instatement!

HorribleSubs :: I now declare the verdict.
Yuri approved!
>Growl, growl!
>Yuri approved!
>Growl!
>Growl!
>>Yuri approved!
>>Ra-ra-rawr!

Watashi :: Then I shall deliver my verdict!
Homo certified!
>Rowr! Rowr!
>Homo certified!
>Rowr! Rowr! Rowr!
>>Homo certified!
>>Rowr! Rowr!
>>Rowr! Rowr!

to bear the burden and watch it without subs :: N/A. They all suck.

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17 Comments

Qrius says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 10 times
HorribleSubs: 5 times
Watashi: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

This is gonna be my first time with Asenshi… Hope all goes well!

Now if only 8thsin weighed in with an opinion on the TL accuraccy of Asenshi vs HS/Funi…

Hairy says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 8 times
HorribleSubs: 2 times
Watashi: 5 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

I haven’t watched the show yet, so it seems I’ll go with Asenshi for now.

Those lines from Anonymous sure were something…

PP says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 10 times
HorribleSubs: 8 times
Watashi: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

Watched with Ashensi… I think, I forget.
Watashi still as trash as I remember, they had a couple good lines but the use of “homo” was like, just no and Ashensi felt like the only one who had consistency as far as the naming of the wall went, they also nailed characterization, they did have a couple problems like using “we” when talking about the meteor, thinking a bit more about it it’s ok but I guess I’d still prefer “they”, there was another line with this problem but I don’t feel like checking and I forget.
Either way, Ashensi is a solid edit but I’ll go with HS if they end up being slow.

Ryuu says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 12 times
HorribleSubs: 3 times
Watashi: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

yea, the result is pretty bearcisive.
Although HS is okay too, Asenshis phrasing has a better growl, except for some lines (like, how could they mistranslate Ichi-Maru-San?). I couldn’t bear that Ursa and Homo stuff from Watashi. And Anonymous… I hope that was supposed to be a beartempt at JokeSubbing.

anon says:

>And ladies, I do not believe that this bears repeating
If I wanted horrible puns on every sentence of spoken dialogue I would learn Japanese.
I don’t even care if this shit is accurate or not.

Anon says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 12 times
HorribleSubs: 5 times
Watashi: 11 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

Watched Asenshi for the first episode.

Watashi was also pretty good but had some weird lines. I’ll check them out for the next episode.

atikabubu says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 6 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Watashi: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

LEL

And yes, the song TL’s were all retarded…

BlackDragonHunt says:

Essential:
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 3 times
HorribleSubs: 3 times
Watashi: 0 times
N/A: 2 times
It’s a tie between Asenshi and HorribleSubs

Essential + Expanded:
Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 4 times
HorribleSubs: 10 times
Watashi: 0 times
N/A: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs

Watched raw, then Asenshi, then Funi. Haven’t gotten around to Watashi’s yet, but the party covered the points I was going to focus on anyway.

Funi’s script could probably use a good edit, but it’s definitely the most accurate translation of the bunch. And while, as a translator, I can sort of appreciate what Watashi tried to do, it seems to have resulted in a rather tone deaf script.

Anon says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Watashi: 7 times
Looks like your best bet is Watashi

Solaristics says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Watashi: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is Watashi

Didn’t like Watashi’s use of Homo, but they had a lot of better lines. I’ll prob just go with the fastest release on this terrible show.

Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 10 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Watashi: 8 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

Watched with Asenshi, was aware of how Watashi handled their terminology, both seem like solid scripts to me, even if slightly less accurate than Funi.

Petoyusa says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 7 times
Asenshi: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Watashi: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Anonymous

Thanks god!

Xavier says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 10 times
HorribleSubs: 8 times
Watashi: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

Didn’t expect such stacked results. Looks like Funi is actually doing an OK job, but I’ll probably be going with Asenshi unless they have delays.

Anonymous says:

Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 11 times
HorribleSubs: 2 times
Watashi: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi
Downloaded Asenshi anyway. Took a look at Watashi after they released theirs, but I fucking hated a lot of decisions their TL/editor went with (Ursa, homo, and a few others). Asenshi’s release would be perfect if they had lyger’s kfx instead of Watashi.

K-san says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 4 times
HorribleSubs: 2 times
Watashi: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Asenshi

I exercised my right to not choose at all during the fuking song…

PS: Since only one group went the “ursa” route it made it a bit easier.

HUNTA says:

Overall scores…
Anonymous: 0 times
Asenshi: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 3 times
Watashi: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs

Chose Watashi for the song.

hugedickmclargecock says:

>Homo
10/10 looks like I’m switching to watashi.

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