I’m trying to watch this fucking Amnesia show, but it’s a very difficult process because it is so fucking shit.
We join Dark_Sage 17 minutes into this fucking show. This is approximately right after he drop-kicked his monitor when Clumsy Bitch (aka MC-chan) smacked the shit out of some glasses and broke them. Goddamn. And no, it’s not moe if I want to slap her.
Anyway, have some play-by-play reactions, starting with Belts-kun’s introduction.
Why the fuck does this fucking prick have so many belts?
Do not even fucking start this bullshit with me, Japan, or I’ll be the one to finish it.
Oh I get it now. He has a cross on his fucking chest, so he’s the “deep” character.
Yes. Stop fucking talking.
Looks like he’s the Christian Spock. Fan-fucking-tabulous.
Oh wow, she tripped. Allow me to express how shocked I am: “Oh”. Did you hear that? That was my shocked voice. I was truly surprised.
A bishie caught her? My oh fucking my! Show of the fucking century folks! Ladies, you have not schlicked until you’ve schlicked to this fruit rollup-eyed pierrot bishie.
You know what his fucking beauty mark reminds me of?
And now I want to watch a decent fucking show instead of this shit. Not a great way to keep me engaged, Japan.
They’ve cut to these fucking capped chicks like fifteen times in this goddamn episode. Okay, I get it. They’re fucking suspicious and probably sinister. And they’re probably clithard for clownbro up there and think MC-chan is gonna get in their way.
Guess what, ladies? I am so down for you slitting this chick’s throat and ending the show right there. You have my full fucking support. I cannot take another episode of this shit.
Why the fuck is he smiling? I get that he’s a pretty waiter, but he’s still a fucking waiter.
I was bitching about this for the first fifteen minutes of the show, but you didn’t get to hear that, so let me put it out there right now: what the fuck is up with their fucking eyes? Do they have a disease or something? Shit’s green. That ain’t fucking natural.
Why are you thanking that goddamn brat? Fucking fairy stole your memories! You should hate him!
Oh fuck yes
Oh fuck yes oh fuck yes oh fuck yes
She gets a free fucking haircut and then faints?
I mean she’s pretty cute, yeah, but what an ungrateful bitch. And that’s the ending of the episode? What the hell is going on?
No, I’m not going to watch you, ED.
Oh boy, another episode. Can’t wait.
Real talk, fujoshi: What the actual fuck?
Rating: 0/10. No, fuck that. -0/10. It’s not even good enough for a regular 0. Terrible, terrible show.