Dark_Sage’s Stock Report: 04/24/2013

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Now announcing Crymore’s stock advice corner.

Buy: Cheerios Stock


Kids like Cheerios, and I have it on good authority that there is an infinite supply of kids in this world. That means infinite money. I dunno about you, but that’s good math to me.



Sell: Nintendo Stock


The 3DS isn’t worth the plastic it’s molded from. (Literally, the system cost 5 cents to make. I heard so on VGLeaks.)

No 3rd-party support will doom the WiiU and 3DS like last gen.

Pokemon hasn’t been as good ever since I hit puberty.



Hold: Turnips


10 thoughts on “Dark_Sage’s Stock Report: 04/24/2013”

  1. I still like Pokemon specifically because I can grind levels in Pokemon Emerald on my phone while I watch anime. I have sort of a nervous tic where I feel really antsy if my hands aren’t doing something while I watch TV. I can only fap so much so playing Pokemon gives my hands something to do during the refractory period.

  2. Funny thing is, even without much 3rd party support, Nintendo’s Wii sold the most out of the three console this generation.

    • I’m not convinced by the numbers frankly. It sold more but how much of that was because it was cheaper than other consoles? How much was because of the hype? How much was because of Nintendo’s marketing campaign? I don’t know the answers and I don’t think anyone else does either, so straight console sales are a poor indicator of success. I think game sales are a much stronger indicator, I’d like to see some data on how well various multiplatform games sold on Wii compared to other platforms.


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