I had planned to watch a bit of anime and go to sleep early tonight, but it turns out that’s kinda hard to do when you’re bleeding from your fucking eyes.
In retrospect, I should have checked their site before setting my expectations for this release. Even the Berlin Wall didn’t have this much writing on it.
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Release format: MKV (317 MB, 10-bit)
English style: Abused.
Encoding details: http://pastebin.com/BX1CtfJ3
Speed: Slow (>48 hours)
Translation style: “Google Translate, take the wheel!”
Group website: http://www.anime-koi.com/
IRC channel: #firstname.lastname@example.org
Opening. It exists.
Ending. I’m not sure what hurts more: the English or the font. …Okay, it’s the English, but the kara sucks too.
Look at the bottom of this screen.
Yeah, it about sums up Anime-Koi’s typesetting effort on this show. Have some more if you get off to inadequacy:
You’d be better off watching the OP/ED with the karaoke turned off.
The awkward dialogue kills the comedy, but the bounty of (presumably) unintentional errors manages to resurrect some of it.
Of course, it comes back a bit… changed.
Get Benedict off your mind; he isn’t even a good actor.
cumbersome -> troublesome
I’m going to assume they meant “morphling” here. Not that it would make the line any better.
Is a slum shack just a love shack for bums? I don’t think I like where you’re taking this, Anime-Koi.
Waps, I know you won’t be convinced by the piles of aborted English, but perhaps this line will give you cause to stay away from Anime-Koi’s release.
The syntax holocaust in this release would make even the Khmer Rouge jealous.
This is probably the closest Anime-Koi got to forming a complete thought in this episode. If it makes sense to you, you may need medication too.
An extra period here, an extra chromosome there…
I’ve never wanted anything less in my life.
It’s an orphanage, you shitwits.
“Bullying is uncool”, huh? Sounds like a nationwide PSA campaign in the making.
I imagine clubs and spades would. Let’s find out.
Here, have a period: . I know these things can be easy to forget when your mother forgot not to drink whiskey while pregnant. Damn shame she didn’t drink nail remover instead.
Yeah, I think that’s an adequate depiction of my despair. Thanks, Japan.
As Mr. Rogers would say, “You’re entirely unsalvageable.”
Sometimes genetic diversity can be too diverse.
I wish I could shed a tear for what Anime-Koi did to English in their subs, but I fear I’ve been completely desensitized to the abuse.
Your social experiment worked, A-Koi. I no longer feel emotion. Love is truly over.
If this release was a book, I would burn it. Twice.
Visual grade: D
Script grade: F
Overall grade: F
I didn’t look too far into the HorribleSubs release, but I can tell you for sure that it’s not this bad. Skip these subs like the editor’s father skipped out on him.