OMG Dark_Sage! Fansub Reviews Where?!!!

Website — By on May 9, 2012 10:44 pm

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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Some of you think I gleefully decide to stockpile my reviews, keeping them out of hands reach for you all out of some sick, fiendish desire to torment you. Allow me to respond to your criticisms: this is most assuredly the case.

By no means does my job keep me away from my main computer, forcing me to use a keyless laptop from 2008 for personal use.

Even if I did have that laptop, it probably runs amazingly and doesn’t crash when I play a video with softsubbed typesetting.

Because my job does not entail travel, I don’t have to deal with shitty internet at otherwise decent hotels.

And because I’m not in a client-facing role, there aren’t nights where I’m stuck working until midnight.

My torrent client is not fucking temporarily broken.

And I would never forget to bring my usb drive that has anime on it, ready for reviews.

Even were all the above untrue, it’s most definitely not the case that I would ever have responsibilities and obligations not related to



So yeah, tonight will be filled with more shitty articles unrelated to fansub reviews. Wait until I get back home tomorrow for the staples of the site. Until then, enjoy more Anibloggery and one-sentence responses turned into full articles.



Soviet_Switches says:

Sasuga Sage! Another brilliant, well written, ohlolololol post!

Anon says:

Excuses, excuses.

Kuro Ansokubi says:

Tsun-tsun’s everywhere.

Nevreen says:

Gyarados post. Go.

Dark_Sage says:

It’s on the to-do list.

Raizu says:

how about Rhyhorn post?

Dark_Sage says:

You already got one of those. Stop being greedy!

Nevreen says:

Could we have a follow-up post on Rhydons, then?

Dark_Sage says:

No. Fuck Papa Kiki.

Dark_Sage says:

Okay, deleting the “Gimme something to write about” post cuz it’s just taking up space.

For reference, the unfulfilled requests were:

Cosplayer advice [Rejected; I’m not gay enough]
Why I haven’t done a batch for Last Exile yet [Possible]
Why to avoid conventions [Accepted]
How to be as sarcastic as me [Impossible]
Jokes/puns/wordplay in subs [Possible]
Concise wording in fansubs [Rejected; I can’t make an entire article out of this]
Gyarados post [Accepted]
How to write effectively [Possible, but I’m not sure I’ll be able to make a good enough post on the subject]

beta says:

> How to write effectively [Possible, but I’m not sure I’ll be able to make a good enough post on the subject]

That’s also statistically the one most likely to have stupid spelling/grammar errors and broken trains of thought everywhere. Universal Law of Irony and everything.

Tantei says:

Could you do a post on your top ten anime, I am curious what they are.

Dark_Sage says:

What, you want a list of beta’s top ten anime? Uhh, I feel a little sad that I was passed over, but whatever. beta, you down for making a top-ten post?

tantei says:

I meant you do a top ten and you know it.

Nekumata says:

Just do your best on the Writing one. Or well don’t overthink it too much.

anonan says:

big 3 shonen post

Dark_Sage says:

So… I could get out the [sage] Lupin review in 30 minutes and the [Commie] one an hour after that but I’m kinda looking at the clock and thinking “Fuck this shit”.

But uhh, there should be a bunch of reviews tomorrow at least.

Just keeping y’all in the loop.

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