Crymore Review Summary Live-UpdateCastBlogFestStravaganza!

Website — By on December 10, 2012 11:27 pm

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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I’m going to spend the rest of my night updating the review summary, so you may as well watch me do it. [Edit3: All right, we’re going again!]



Where? & comments here & on IRC

How? Refresh the review summary page every now and then and watch the shows fill in.

Why? Boredom is an essential feature of blogreading.



Live chat!

#[email protected]

Don’t have an IRC client? Don’t fret! Visit this shitty site and fill in the information required:

The comments here can also function as a pseudo-live chat. Awesome!



One (1) lucky winner will receive a statement from Dark_Sage indicating he or she has “won”. Said winner will be selected at random from the comments of this post. One entry per person, no samefagging.

Good luck!



rarely_upset says:

I’m the winner now, right?

Dark_Sage says:

If you were the only commenter you would be, but I just stepped in the ring as a contender with this comment. Your odds of victory are slowly decreasing!

P32L says:

Wait, given you’ve commented, does that mean you’re in the running?

Dark_Sage says:

Damn right. That prize is as good as mine!

Razanur says:

Hmm… this will either end amazingly, or terribly.

Or you know, normally. That’s also an option, but it’s the boring one so nobody talks about it.

Drake says:

People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That’s my burden, I guess.

Shirt says:

Water makes me wet. ( ◜◡‾)

Xythar says:

I’ll throw my hat into the ring.

njd09 says:

This is all getting a little too exciting for me. I can hardly contain myself.

Dark_Sage says:

I’ll be doing this for the next 3 hours or so. Stick around and get your mind blown by the fun of it all.

njd09 says:

As if I’d miss a second of this sweet action.

internette says:

This seems more important than finals. I’m looking forward to it.

Innocenat says:

Still eligible?

Dark_Sage says:

Until I finish the review summary, off yup.

Nevreen says:

Rekyu stinx
also imako
and eien

lygerzero0zero says:

What he said.

Write my essay for me plz D_S.

Dark_Sage says:

Sure, if you promise to submit it without reading it.

Sutai says:

I think so too. Except for Rekyu, don’t really know him.

Dark_Sage says:

Spring 2012 complete, and it only took me 2 hours. 5 more seasons to go.


Dark_Sage says:

Err, I suppose I should note that while it’s complete on the backend, some of the reviews may be hidden to some people. We’re looking into it.

And by “we” I mean “Firebird” and by “looking into it” I mean “will hopefully look into it when he wakes up”.

Dark_Sage says:

Fixeded. Probably.

jabashque says:

So when are you going to announce the winner? At 3 AM UTC-6?

Dark_Sage says:

Whenever I finish off the whole goddamn summary (you’ll know when this happens because of the fireworks). As for when that happens? Well, I have a feeling the Live-UpdateCastBlogFestStravaganza! is gonna have about 6 hours of Dark_Sage sleeping in it on top of many more hours of tedious data entry (which will be hindered by my, y’know, job that I have to go to). ETA is… 5 months from now.

Dark_Sage says:

Okay, Summer 2011 complete too. Unfortunately, I’m bushed and I need sleep for work in the morning (gotta pay my bills somehow). Not sure when I can get the review summary moving again, but I can guarantee it’ll be finished tomorrow.

lHyDrAl says:


Marow says:


denpa says:

If the contest is still running, I guess I’ll enter.

Haidaraaaaa says:

Surely OP will deliver. We just have to wait.

dude says:

Doesn’t look done yet.

Dark_Sage says:

That’s because I fell asleep.

FalseDawn says:

What a random thing to chat about. I can’t see it catching on…

aoihakurei says:

I’m in. Also anime opinions on [K], D_S? Is it shit or is it shit?

Dark_Sage says:

The latter. (and the former)

wethericers says:

How much is the bribe to win?

Dark_Sage says:

About tree fiddy

Dark_Sage says:

Fall 2011 up. I’ll have to finish off the Stravaganza! after work.

JohnnyBGoode says:

This is very attractive. I can only praise the work that you’re doing to satisfy everyone’s fet- personal tastes.

With this, you can please anyone.

Squiggy says:

This is a pretty serious project, gentlemen.

Yuyu says:

Heil dem Führer!

stushi says:

I’m too lazy to write a comment.

Does this count as an oxymoron?

Dark_Sage says:

Winter 2012 done.

Dark_Sage says:

Spring 2012 done.

Dark_Sage says:

As is Summer 2012 (sort of). That’s a wrap!

sakagamitomoya says:

Fuck Xythar.

Atheos says:

What, not even gonna buy the guy dinner first?

Some faggot says:

I can’t say no to a prize like that.

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