Ohayocon 2013 – See you there?

Conventions — By on January 3, 2013 7:30 pm

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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So it’s that time of the year again. The time when Dark_Sage remembers he has to take time off from work to dress up like an anime girl in Ohio.



Ohayocon 2013!

Guest Starring:





I kinda didn’t really check with anyone to see if they were going.  ┐( ´ -`)┌

Soup and Snuggles confirmed. Sugoi.




Well, they haven’t listed what they are yet. Whatever. I’ll just make another post about these a few days before the thing starts, even if nobody reading this cares. Check that. Especially if nobody reading this cares.


And of course there’s gonna be cosplay!

[IB] Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san - 09 [720p] [FC07C872].mkv_snapshot_05.50_[2012.12.31_22.31.57]

Dark_Sage on the right.

Thoughts from last year:






So let's do this

So let’s do this

If you wanna meet up, lemme know. IRC/email/comments/twitter/facebook/carrier pigeon/text message. Whatever works.

darksagerk -At- gmail.com

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Sutai says:

No you don’t.

Dark_Sage says:

I would dress up if I knew how to sew!

corocoro says:

Order your dresses from China just like most of the other cosplayers do nowadays.

Dark_Sage says:

That could work. Think I could get next-day air?

corocoro says:

Yes. Then again, you got two weeks to order, so no need for the rush (and the extra-large pricetag guaranteeing things will be held at customs).

tormaid says:

Wish I could. Have fun~

Dark_Sage says:

No tormaid? Fine, I will! But not cuz I want to. ;_;

Marow says:

I’m not travelling to USA just to meet up with you.

But screw logic.

I almost want to.

Dark_Sage says:

You’re making the right choice by staying at home. Not even I can make Ohio enjoyable.

Jukey says:

But Cedar Point is in Ohio! Who cares if on the opposite side of the state?

siriusfox says:

So after reading over last years remarks, why on earth are you going this year?

Dark_Sage says:

I’m not really sure myself. But that’s okay — reasons are for the weak!

Atheos says:

Ample bitching material.

Let it never be said Dark_Sage does not suffer for our amusement.

Beckett says:

I won’t be there because conventions are for chumps but I absolutely look forward to reading your posts about it as that shit is always entertaining.

kayserlein says:

Please, add more lousy cosplays

The cornflakes monsters from last year (or whatever they wanted to represent) nearly killed me

Izuchi says:

So Dark_Sage, have you got yourself a new camera or are you still in possession of that shitty toaster?

Dark_Sage says:

8 megapixels is toaster-tier now?

P32L says:

What, is your toaster lens from 2003? Man, you Americans are so behind! Seriously though, how did comparing electronics to toasters become a cliché? It wasn’t smart the first time I heard it, and it sure as fuck isn’t clever the thousandth time.

Dark_Sage says:

Before “toaster”, we used to call these things “bagel makers”. So… we’re improving!

kayserlein says:

How about we compare them to microwaves or calculators or VLC?

It’s just a figure of speech that somehow developed over time. Don’t put too much thought into it, just take it how it is.

Novles says:

Because microwaves, calculators, and VLC are more complex than a toaster.

P32L says:

I refuse to not over-analyse, no matter how banal the subject may be!

anon says:

Didn’t we call them “potatoes” at one point too?

2ColouredEyes says:

I’ll be looking forward to your rants and sorts after the con.

Edward_Bebop says:

I wish I could make it! We’re still in the middle of Bebop-Con 2013 though down here in Florida, you should’ve come! We’ve got quite the cast of characters here, Executer and Tiggerz of [commie], Metalek of [gg], Artworkx and Emitn of [FFFpeeps], Waffo, Killicy, Angie from [SFW], and myself from Distro Heaven. Maybe next time though?

RHExcelion says:

Neither of those people are in Commie. Quit being retarded.

Edward_Bebop says:

Well whatever, that’s their last group affiliation, Tiggerz has been debating the merits of your groups subs anyway.

Aoi-chan says:

I have been debating the merits of your servers, so it’s okay.

Edward_Bebop says:

Really? Well thanks then, so you’ve been supporting my servers, as Tiggerz has been supporting [commie]’s methods ? Let’s not turn this into some argument please guys..

herkz says:

Those two aren’t in Commie anymore.

Sapphi says:

Uguu, I wasn’t invited?

Dark_Sage says:

Breaking news: Snuggles and Soup confirmed to go. Liquor! Energy drinks! Bad decisions! It’ll be great.

jdp says:

I’ll go if you pay for me.


Sheep says:

I could actually go to this, but is the con rad enough for me to waste time in Ohio and obtain an reasonable amount of enjoyment. Probably not, sorry.

Dark_Sage says:

It’s worth attending if you’re already a couple blocks away from the con and someone gave you free tickets and you don’t have anything else to do that day but fap because you can grind on 16-year-olds at the rave and get off on that and the police will be totally cool with it cuz that’s the age of consent in Ohio but let’s face it grinding is as far as you’ll get cuz they probably have a curfew and come on it’s cold outside so you couldn’t exactly do it out there and it’s not like you really rented out a room at the hotel cuz you probably drove in and figured you could save some cash by parking it and sleeping in there even though you know it’s gonna be fucking cold so like inviting the girl out to your trunk to bang isn’t exactly the smoothest of moves so you’ll have to settle with that rave-flavored dry hump and the tears of shame that result.

Atheos says:

Sounds like my kind of evening.

Abelardo says:

Hey Dark_Sage I just checked out the schedule, and I think you should check out the Manga Music Video panel. It’s a blossoming community, and I think your the right individual to help them progress.

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