Sometimes Drunk_Sage does stupid things… like buying 21 copies of the (2006-hit) My-Otome Zwei special edition boxset

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So, uhh, what should I do with ’em?

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FalseDawn says:

You clearly bought them so you could run a competition.

Dark_Sage says:

What, like a race? A 42-point-195 kilometer relay?

FalseDawn says:

Yeah, why the hell not? A cosplay race. Organise it for Ohayocon.

Dark_Sage says:

I don’t know if they’ll fit in the carry-on, though.

FalseDawn says:

Okay, adapt it slightly. Just make a certificate for “The Dark_Sage Choice Awards: Best Cosplayer in Show” and only take one DVD with you – then hand that to the best cosplayer you spot at the con. If you only do it one at a time, you can make it last for 20 more cons! It could be your call sign.

FalseDawn says:

Alternatively, use it as wallpaper and redecorate part of your room.

FalseDawn says:

I’VE GOT IT! Customised PC base unit.

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Dark_Sage says:

What, like a PC tower?

FalseDawn says:

Yes. That’s the word for it.

Vagoo says:

I’m sure they’ll rapidly appreciate in value, just like twinkies.

Dark_Sage says:

I am wise beyond my years it seems.

Izuchi says:

Host a competition with the boxsets as prize or something.

Calyrica says:

Yes, because buying them at $2 each really set you back.

Speaking of which, I need to pay you back for the one you got me. Also, I need to get you your Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 disc back.

FalseDawn says:

That’s a whole $42! Think what else he could have got with that kind of wealth… (a good show, maybe)

sapphi says:

$42 dollars he could be spending on pocky and condoms.

FalseDawn says:

Sounds like an interesting night in…

Shirou says:

To put the condoms on the pocky and then do what?

Corbyn says:

What would he use the condoms for?

Dark_Sage says:

Have you ever fapped with a condom? So posh.

Dark_Sage says:

Oh come on, are you really gonna spoil how much I spent on these? That ruins all the suspense!

(Also, guy who said something about a tarp, spam filter caught ya and then deleted it, so like, repost your comment onegaishimasu)

Calyrica says:

But it shows that you know how to get a good deal! That’s a very valuable skill!

sakagamitomoya says:

Buy more.

Kira0802 says:

Drink more.

Justinnnnnn says:

Profit.

sapphi says:

You should buy out the market and resell them at 50 bucks a pop.

Humanity says:

Besides giving them away…
You could always review the subs.

BathtubPirate says:

I like free stuff. So gimme plx. Thx.

dae-kun says:

Precariously place them on precipices. Photograph for posterity.

Justinnnnnn says:

Reading the comments just made my day.

Starra says:

Burn them.

Otome is shit.

Dark_Sage says:

It can get worse than the first season? Oh god, no.

t4w says:

Cum on all of them but one.

Post pics.

Dark_Sage says:

I think you overestimate my reload speed.

t4w says:

Not really.

With the right aim, you can hit at least 3-4 of them at once, so it wouldn’t be too difficult.

Dark_Sage says:

You’re talking 6-7 shots there! Maybe over the course of a day I could, yeah, but I predict that by the time I finish in, say, a 12-hour period, the initial shots would be dried. It wouldn’t be artistic enough. Sure, I could display it in a gallery as the “Decay of Mankind” or something — you know, as some deep retrospective on the concept of death and aging as it relates to humanity — but as a proper “cumming on objects” art piece, it wouldn’t really be all there. For it to work properly, I’d need a couple other dudes to run a bukkake train on that bitch, and I don’t think I’d be able to find enough willing gentlemen in my hometown for that. Well, I suppose I could find willing ones, but not any gents I’d be able to share so intimate of a moment with, y’know? So that only leaves me with the option to decline your suggestion under the basis that it’s impossible to achieve the required goals for such a noble event.

kokujin-kun says:

Speaking guys producing buckets of cum seemingly by magic, where’s our hentai reviews?

Dark_Sage says:

Too busy fapping to review.

dnua says:

Just keep your semen in a safe place and go accumulating.

Then pour it all over the copies.

http://i.imgur.com/LiT0y.jpg

Jayz says:

I don’t know where you live. But you should start putting them in your neighbours letterboxes.

That or just leave them in public toilets.

Dark_Sage says:

I’m afraid I can’t do that. We don’t have letterboxes in America — just mailboxes.

Anon says:

Somewhere right now, an Otome fan is crying. You have to think to yourself, what are the chances that that person lives in my town? Now think to yourself, what are the chances he has shit taste?

raingod says:

Good to be back in a place where fapping is a necessity. Hello, Dark_Sage!

Dark_Sage says:

Been a while, rain. Found your way back, I see. Them unannounced domain switches are tricky things.

raingod says:

Been busy with work. Just found your post at gotwoot-subs. Nice hijacking. So, what anime is good right now? Haven’t been watching any anime since November.

Dark_Sage says:

As in what’s good for Winter 2013? Hell if I know. Shit hasn’t really started yet.

Dark_Sage says:

Oh, I guess I do have a clue about what’s gonna be good.

veaezver says:

hi, love u blog, could u plz do a review of a fansub of tokusatsu, TV-Nihon and Over-time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EUJHwkIvGpQ
Trust me, TV-Nihon is like Hadena loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
KUDOSSSS

Dark_Sage says:

What?

FalseDawn says:

How did this make it through the spam filter? :S

Dark_Sage says:

I don’t think it’s spam. Just seems like Engrish.

FalseDawn says:

>Link to his own name
>youtube link in comment
>random capitalisation

If not spam, as bad as spam *nods*

kemags says:

>using *action*

Yep. Your just as bad.

FalseDawn says:

>your

Kuroiryuu says:

Mail them to 21 Tea Party reps.
Gotta give them a gift for helping ‘merica!

sakagamitomoya says:

Use them as onaholes.

kemags says:

>buying Mai-Otome Zwei DVDs
>not buying overpriced Psycho-PISS Japanese BluRay

Dark_Sage says:

I’d buy the Japanese imports if they came with an English dub~

kemags says:

Dude. Support the industry, right?

Dark_Sage says:

Screw the industry. It’s all about expanding my shrine to capitalism.

raingod says:

All hail consumerism?

temp_late says:

Took me a second glance to notice that six boxes were not in fact the same as the other fifteen. wtf? Or I guess it’s just the back cover, which happens to be rotated relative to the front cover?

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