Asuka vs. Rei

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Novles says:

I think this article is bias.

herpderp353 says:

fuggin’ asuka nigga straight up

rarely_upset says:

Your perseverance has won me over. Xythar stinx.

P32L says:

Fuck, man, what did he do to draw such ire from you? Rape your dog?

Eagle1337 says:


zanon says:

Either way rebuild > original series, does anyone even like that show?

Dark_Sage says:

I haven’t even watched Rebuild yet. Waiting for 4.44 and then I’ll have the lamest best marathon ever. About 4,000 calories of jalapeno poppers and pizza will be consumed, guaranteed.

zanon says:

Really, many things are enhanced by 4,000 calories of jalapeno poppers and pizza. When 4.44 comes out in 2024 you are sure to have a really excellent experience watching it on your retinal imaging display while android catgirls serve your food.

Hairy says:

Kimochi warui.

My reaction to xythar.

CDF says:

mfw you love xythar because you act like that and thats normal behaviour for a 7 year old :)))

Vanth says:

Asuka is the obvious choice.

Hime says:

Rei gets no love :/

Anon says:

gomen nasai

Dark_Sage says:

TL Note: My WiiUFriendCoderName is ReiAyanami. I have betrayed my namesake for the sake of internet fame and fortune. I am a terrible person. ;_;

(Asuka’s still the best girl though.)

Nyangoro says:

both mitsukis > eva girls

Anon-kun says:

>all these Asukafags

Absolutely disgusting.

Dark_Sage says:

It must suck to be so wrong.

Anon-kun says:

But Rei > Asuka is an fact.

TL note: facts are objective.

Dark_Sage says:

The only thing that Rei has over Asuka is that Rei’s probably better at giving head. Just cuz Asuka would probably use her teeth too much.

That’s about it.

Novles says:

But she has blue hair and it’s short! I prefer short hair.

Nyangoro says:

You all simply don’t understand the complicated beauty that is Rara.

Dark_Sage says:


Nyangoro says:

That question alone makes me feel nothing but the deepest, blackest despair for humanity.

Nyangoro says:

you have now achieved enlightenment

Dark_Sage says:

I thought about watching Dual the other day. The only thing I remember about it is bits and pieces from when I watched it on TechTV’s AnimeUnleashed.

Nyangoro says:

it’s a total eva ripoff

also has significantly fewer dead mothers

Novles says:

Rara has long hair. I am disappoint.

Beckett says:


But that show sucked so who gives a shit.

Dark_Sage says:

Best anime of the past three centuries you mean.

Yumi-chan says:

Rei!!! (✿◠‿◠)

Dark_Sage says:

I think it works.

rarely_upset says:

Aw, I was hoping it’d overflow horizontally.

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rarely_upset says:

My oh my.

Dark_Sage says:

Yup, I think you’re still good.

Novles says:

Lol. Abusing the system. =-P

2ColouredEyes says:

You should make a Xythar Fan Club in MAL. That will be fun.

“Meat” > Usuluss Flesh > Rei vs. Asuka

sapphi says:

Article: F tier
Comments: D- tier

Overall: D+ tier.

Pacific says:

So you’re saying this post is greater than the sum of its parts— like a demolition derby using clown cars?

Kenshin_sama says:

I’ll watch this anime one day.

Dark_Sage says:

You’ve watched Kenshin but not Eva? Gotta at least have the basics, y’know. The show’s worth watching even if only because it’s been parodied by like every other anime out there.

Kenshin_sama says:

The only reason I never watched it on TV was because it came on too late at night. Believe it or not, I use to have trouble staying awake that late. It would definitely help to watch it. Ever since 3.0 came out, this series has been talked about everywhere.

Nyangoro says:

Took me a while to watch it too, actually. It was one of the ones I missed during my American televised anime-watching days. Of course, by the time I watched it, I already knew everything there was to know, lol

Starra says:

Eva is shit, I don’t know why anyone likes it or even cares.

Hairy says:


mass says:

Either way, Evangelion is a bad show.

Sheep says:

I based my choice on which doujins I liked more.

Hairy says:

Asuka gets far more doujins than Rei though.

archdeco says:

Shinji is the best girl in Evangelion.

Shirt says:

Listen to this guy.

The Kenosha Kid says:

Moe and badass. Doesn’t get any better than that.

FalseDawn says:

You guys got it all wrong. There’s lots of Rei’s so that’d mean instant orgy as soon as she gets in the bedroom. How could you not choose her? There’s only one of Asuka.

FalseDawn says:


P32L says:

I like how the spoiler is displayed in the recent comments regardless.

FalseDawn says:

Well, I admittedly forgot it was a spoiler till after I’d posted and then had to try to scramble to fix or face a backlash.

Having said that, everyone should have seen eva by now. It helped put anime on the map, for one thing.

Nevreen says:

I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to not worry about spoiling shit that’s 15+ years old.

Aerith dies.

Hairy says:

And every anime fan should’ve seen Eva.

It’s like compulsory viewing.

corocoro says:

Yeah, but only one of them has a soul. Who wants to have an orgy with empty, inanimate shells?

FalseDawn says:

I fear you may have asked that question in the wrong community…

Dark_Sage says:

I don’t know if you’d really call it an orgy. Maybe a queue.

Progeusz says:

>no mention of Ramiel
These comments are shit.

superfox says:

Asuka is best girl.
Also i wish there was more doujin with Misato.


I don’t understand how people can like a character that’s permanently menstruating.

Dark_Sage says:

Saves on the lube costs.

Kuriko says:

Kaworu > Asuka > Rei >>>>>>> Mari

Dark_Sage says:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

Okay, while I’ll admit Kaworu is pretty great, how can you hate on a plaid-skirted meganekko with the best grin?

Anon says:

Everyone knows Asuka won the Even Jellys.

Teshuki says:

Rei <3

Neohybrid_kai says:

Rei is just a product, Mari is a newbie, so obviously the best choice is.. Yui

Squiggy says:

I hate all female characters in NGE and all male characters.
In fact, I dislike NGE.

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