Things I would do for Itsuka Kotori if she were my sister

Anime Opinions, Article — By on April 8, 2013 12:58 pm

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A comprehensive fantasy involving the best girl of Date A Live.

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Wake her up with tickles, just to hear her laugh and see her smile. ^^

Wash her hair. Not in a sexual way.

Smell her hair. In a sexual way (I hope she realizes my true feelings soon!).

Make her breakfast. Omelettes, of course. Those things are delicious.

Put her shoes on for her. She still needs her big bro for that! ^^’

Hold her hand as we walk on our way to school.

Get hit by a bus and die.

Blood splatters over Kotori-chan, and her mind is shattered.

Her right arm too, cuz the bus hit her when it killed me.

After years of mental rehabilitation, Kotori finally comes to terms with her loss and can re-enter society as a normal person.

North Korea attacks, destroying the world. Kim Jong Un wasn’t fucking around this time.

Good end.


I love you kotori

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Poro says:

so… is there gonna be a bad end and true end as well?

Dark_Sage says:

There are no bad ends when Kotori’s involved. True End is a possibility.

kayserlein says:

What about Dead End? (considering your Love for Yuno)

Dark_Sage says:

I-I don’t love her! We just… kind of have a thing!

kayserlein says:

Seriously, if Yuno finds out, she’s just an affair for you, you won’t have to worry about busses or what happens to Kotori once WWIII starts

P32L says:

I am sorry, but I just cannot let this repulsive fantasy go unchecked. I mean, omelettes? For breakfast? You sick fuck. What’s next, you gonna eat kiddie snacks for lunch? Hope they lock you up and throw away the key.

freeky says:

is that all you care to comment on? Omlettes for breakfast?
Wow… Someone needs a reality check

Dark_Sage says:

Yeah, he shouldn’t talk until he’s tried my spinach and mushroom omelettes. They’re fucking delish.

P32L says:

…You would even put vegetables in your breakfast?

You’re deranged.

Dark_Sage says:

The nutrition’s gone to my head. :(

Communard says:

Your taste in anime may be terrible but your culinary tastes are quite excellent. You should throw in some goat cheese as well, that shit is just too good.

Kenshin_sama says:

That… is an excellent suggestion. I’d also recommend black forest ham, onions, peppers, and salsa.

FalseDawn says:

I’ve always enjoyed potato omelettes but that’s probably more of a Brit thing.

returnity says:

zomg, me too. [not British, but kinda wish I was]

Kenshin_sama says:

I’ll have to try that one day. I think I’d enjoy that too.

P32L says:

Isn’t that basically a Spanish omelette? Doesn’t exactly scream British to me. Agreed, anyway.

Nepgear says:

I wish I could be your kawaii imouto.

Dark_Sage says:

Me too, Nep-Nep. ;_;

AzureHakua says:

But Nep-Nep is the older sister!

Jii-san says:

I’m surprised you didn’t mention bathing together (¬‿¬)

Dark_Sage says:


Jii-san says:

“O-Onii-tan! It’s… so big!”

stgmefly says:

RIP in peace D_S and Kotori

Dark_Sage says:


Vanth says:

I yukked so hard.

If Kotori were my sister I’d stick a needle in her eye.

Dark_Sage says:

I’d stick something else in her eye if you know what I mean.

Vanth says:

Lol of course.

Btw I believe that’s from Shadow Skill.

Mahjong says:

>Btw I believe that’s from Shadow Skill.

Not sure if kidding.

Vanth says:

Whoops its from Eva. That was an embarrassing misfire.

Dark_Sage says:

Same decade. I thought you were referring to some old joke involving Eva and Shadow Skill, so I wasn’t gonna call that out.

Progeusz says:

Greatest love story ever told.

Someone had to say that.

archdeco says:

Sorry. Princess is much better.

FalseDawn says:

Better than… (*tries to think of any romance OTHER than Twilight so as to be witty and original*) Romeo and Juliet.

temp_late says:


Kotori and D_S are not actually related by blood, so it’s not actually incest. What a cop out!

Communard says:


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