Now Introducing: The Crymore Literacy Test

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Apparently this needed to be implemented.

The Crymore Literacy Test

This hurts me more than it hurts you
This hurts me more than it hurts you

Please note that a passing score is required to comment in the future.

 

1. Dark_Sage is:

A. Not Mango-chan

B. Not Sapphi

C. Not Daiz

D. Dark_Sage

E. All or ANY of the Above

 

2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”

A. Not paste

B. Not anything that causes temporary or lasting brain damage

C. I don’t eat breakfast OR I eat a healthy breakfast OR I eat an unhealthy breakfast but it doesn’t cause brain damage

 

3. This is a question. All you need to do is select an answer. Any answer at all. You can even write one in if you want.

A. This is an answer.

B. This is also an answer.

C. Holy shit is this another answer? Yes it is.

~Empty space for writing in your own answer. Please don’t write on your monitor. That’s not how this works.~

 

 

If you answered any of the above questions with any answer and managed to avoid removing yourself from the gene pool in the process, you are now cleared to comment.

Apologies for the new test, but I felt it was necessary to ensure the continued quality of the Crymore comments section. Thanks for understanding.

54 thoughts on “Now Introducing: The Crymore Literacy Test”

  1. >If you answered any of the above questions with any answer and managed to avoid removing yourself from the gene pool in the process, you are now cleared to comment.

    Guess I’ll be a ‘Lurker’ again.

    • Obviously by questions, I mean statements/options as in fact, none of them are questions. Especially the third one.

      >This is a question.

      No it’s not.

      Do I pass?

      • I remember during exams, some part of it says:
        – Fill in the blanks, or Choose a word or words to complete the sentence.
        – Essay

        tl;dr I conclude that all (1, 2 and 3) of them are questions. I could be wrong though.

  2. >continued quality of the Crymore comments section

    It’s been kind of shit lately, tbh. Too many mouth-breathers in the comments diluting any actual insight.

  3. What happens where there’s more than one answer to a question? What does that mean? Does that imply duality or contradiction?

  4. I could think of an extra question to add there.

    4. What does “Guest Article” mean?
    A. That the article was written by a guest
    B. That the article wasn’t written by the owner of the blog
    C. That the article probably not be like other articles on the same blog
    D. All of the above? Preposterous!

  5. >1. Dark_Sage is:
    I’m quite sure it’s:
    E. All or ANY of the Above

    >2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”
    This is a tricky one… I will go with C and add that you “drink” vodka for breakfast (or any alternative strong alcoholic beverage.)

    >3. This is a question. All you need to do is select an answer. Any answer at all. You can even write one in if you want.
    I refrain from answering this question for many obvious reasons.(For starters, it’s not even a question!)

    So… do I pass?

    • No, but as you can see from the points raised here, I didn’t either.

      Graded on a curve, that means everyone gets an A. \o/

  6. 1. Dark_Sage is:

    A. Not Mango-chan

    2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”

    A. Not paste

    3. This is a question tl:dr

    D. bewbs

    Give it up, you run an anime site. Autism comes with the territory.

    • Dear AGENT,

      Thank you for taking the Crymore literacy test. We know how much this means to you, and we’d love to have you, but, unfortunately, you did not pass.

      We wish you all the best in your future literacy endeavors.

  7. I *can’t* CLICK it!!!

    Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
    Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
    Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
    Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
    Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
    fucking *CLICK* anything!!!!!!!

    That said: D / C / C

  8. I don’t get tests, but lemme try…

    1. Y
    2. F
    3. Um… shit, dark_sage, you made me write on my screen. fuk u :<

    brb gotta clean sharpie from my screen.

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