Now Introducing: The Crymore Literacy Test

Article — By on April 25, 2013 9:56 am

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Apparently this needed to be implemented.

The Crymore Literacy Test

This hurts me more than it hurts you

This hurts me more than it hurts you

Please note that a passing score is required to comment in the future.


1. Dark_Sage is:

A. Not Mango-chan

B. Not Sapphi

C. Not Daiz

D. Dark_Sage

E. All or ANY of the Above


2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”

A. Not paste

B. Not anything that causes temporary or lasting brain damage

C. I don’t eat breakfast OR I eat a healthy breakfast OR I eat an unhealthy breakfast but it doesn’t cause brain damage


3. This is a question. All you need to do is select an answer. Any answer at all. You can even write one in if you want.

A. This is an answer.

B. This is also an answer.

C. Holy shit is this another answer? Yes it is.

~Empty space for writing in your own answer. Please don’t write on your monitor. That’s not how this works.~



If you answered any of the above questions with any answer and managed to avoid removing yourself from the gene pool in the process, you are now cleared to comment.

Apologies for the new test, but I felt it was necessary to ensure the continued quality of the Crymore comments section. Thanks for understanding.

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2ColouredEyes says:

>If you answered any of the above questions with any answer and managed to avoid removing yourself from the gene pool in the process, you are now cleared to comment.

Guess I’ll be a ‘Lurker’ again.

FalseDawn says:

These are all trick questions, aren’t they? ;)

FalseDawn says:

Obviously by questions, I mean statements/options as in fact, none of them are questions. Especially the third one.

>This is a question.

No it’s not.

Do I pass?

2ColouredEyes says:

I remember during exams, some part of it says:
– Fill in the blanks, or Choose a word or words to complete the sentence.
– Essay

tl;dr I conclude that all (1, 2 and 3) of them are questions. I could be wrong though.

FalseDawn says:

I use to do a Homer and write “Okay” when there was a blank page saying “Do not write on this page.” ^__^

Kenshin_sama says:

Some teachers will make to redo the test for stuff like that. I’ve seen it happen. :P

flipr says:

What I got out of this is that dark_sage is waffo.

dmonhiro says:

So… where’s Hyobu?

2ColouredEyes says:

You must turn the esper power of D_S to ON first.

rarely_upset says:

Simply use a paperclip or any metal object to short PS_ON to 5V.

temp_late says:

D_S is probably low active. Should short PS_ON to ground, not 5V.

Nevreen says:

>continued quality of the Crymore comments section

It’s been kind of shit lately, tbh. Too many mouth-breathers in the comments diluting any actual insight.

p says:

ds plz do ezr test’s in a futre thx u vry mch

WithoutAnyDecency says:

I got B-A-?

Do I pass?

Vanth says:

What happens where there’s more than one answer to a question? What does that mean? Does that imply duality or contradiction?

Omex says:

are you sure you aren’t daiz because that’d be pretty great

2ColouredEyes says:

>Made my day.

corocoro says:

I think you won the test.

El Huesudo II says:

I could think of an extra question to add there.

4. What does “Guest Article” mean?
A. That the article was written by a guest
B. That the article wasn’t written by the owner of the blog
C. That the article probably not be like other articles on the same blog
D. All of the above? Preposterous!

El Huesudo II says:

“That the article probably not be-”

…Just shoot me now. Shoot me before someone sees this face of mine, fully flushed in embarrassment.

El Huesudo II says:

I’m still embarrassed at this fuckup.


El Huesudo II says:

…You know what? Just get this keyboard away from me.

I’m not even drunk.

John Conquest says:

what are you doing?

Nevreen says:

Failing the test.

El Huesudo II says:

…I don’t know what the fuck was I doing there.

I was drunk. Do not believe that past post.

P32L says:

*I was, before you go into another cycle of embarrassment. And really, don’t worry so much. We all make tyosp or accidentally words.

El Huesudo II says:

It seems sobriety doesn’t stop me from formulating a sentence in question form when I shouldn’t.

Though it does make me less neurotic. I’ll work on being even less neurotic, thanks for the words of reassurance.

temp_late says:

Shits taken: 1.
Shits given: 0.

np we move on.

Dark_Sage says:

Huesu-kun, just FYI I will edit your comment to fix any typos, etc. if you just throw in the fix as its own comment.

(Well, usually. Sometimes I forget.)

Nyangoro says:

None of this is in moonrunes. What’s going on???

Zan says:

>1. Dark_Sage is:
I’m quite sure it’s:
E. All or ANY of the Above

>2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”
This is a tricky one… I will go with C and add that you “drink” vodka for breakfast (or any alternative strong alcoholic beverage.)

>3. This is a question. All you need to do is select an answer. Any answer at all. You can even write one in if you want.
I refrain from answering this question for many obvious reasons.(For starters, it’s not even a question!)

So… do I pass?

Dark_Sage says:

No, but as you can see from the points raised here, I didn’t either.

Graded on a curve, that means everyone gets an A. \o/

NotDaiz says:

1. Dark_Sage is:
C. Not Daiz

nice try Daiz, we all know it’s you

Torn says:

I fucking knew it all along.

kokujin-kun says:

1. Dark_Sage is:

A. Not Mango-chan

2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”

A. Not paste

3. This is a question tl:dr

D. bewbs

Give it up, you run an anime site. Autism comes with the territory.

AGENT says:

Is this supposed to be a joke?

rarely_upset says:


Thank you for taking the Crymore literacy test. We know how much this means to you, and we’d love to have you, but, unfortunately, you did not pass.

We wish you all the best in your future literacy endeavors.

Fred C Dobbs says:

I *can’t* CLICK it!!!

fucking *CLICK* anything!!!!!!!

That said: D / C / C

sage says:

You can’t fool me, Daiz!

raingod says:

D, C, A
Holy shit! This is a waste of nobody’s time.

Zan says:

>Topless, wet bishies

Dark_Sage’s wettest dream! ofc he’ll do it.

chii says:

When I heard it was a KyoAni show, I simply assumed it was a girl’s swimming team. You have just made my day. ^.^

stushi says:

I never expected it to actually HAPPEN.
HURRAY for cute guys doing cute things!

…this is kinda sad.

P32L says:

And yet I’m sure things several orders of magnitude sadder have been written about female-based fanservice (male-based too, if I’m to be frank). But, yeah, I suppose it’s nice that this show exists(?).

Dark_Sage says:

All right, fine. All my previous attempts to reach the fujoshi market have failed, but this one likely won’t.

Though, uhh, I’d also check to see if sage and NyanTaku are doing it, just in case it gets the ol’ Whine-Subs delay.

Black Ace says:

a new fujoshi was born each time the video is played

No says:

Why is no one actually swimming? :(

stushi says:
Here ya go.
Oh wait…nobody actually swims here either.

P32L says:

Hey, don’t undersell it. There was a boy half submerged for all of 3s!

Ryuk says:

I don’t get tests, but lemme try…

1. Y
2. F
3. Um… shit, dark_sage, you made me write on my screen. fuk u :<

brb gotta clean sharpie from my screen.

P32L says:


Expect correspondence from my solicitor.

timba says:

I full potato’d this test

PolynAzn says:

The answer to all 3 is penis.

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