[Ass-hentai] Kite (DVD)

?-Tier, Fansub Review — By on July 30, 2013 7:25 pm

This post was written by Calyrica. She is not Dark_Sage.


Ever wonder what the quality of hentai subs are? Look no further! (SFW btw)

Let me defend myself first of all by mentioning that I watched this solely because I liked the non-hentai sequel. Let me also mention that out of the 60 minutes, only about 5 minutes can be considered hentai. The rest is action and blood and characters being either awesome or bastards.

Filesize: 735mb
English: American, no honorifics

This release gets a special timing mention. All of the timing started late and ended early, so wasn’t matched up well at all.

Karaoke

No songs.

Typesetting

shot0001

Thanks, I guess?

shot0003 shot0005 shot0006 shot0009 shot0010 shot0011 shot0014 shot0015 shot0018 shot0020 shot0021 shot0025 shot0026shot0008 shot0025

No signs were even translated. That last one was done by the studio.

Script

shot0002

Two hyphens does not an em dash make~

 

shot0004

The second part should be “one in the chest and another in the head.”

shot0007

everday = adjective
every day = noun

I think you meant every day.

shot0012

A lot of people do this, but when “However” begins a sentence, you should follow it with a comma.

 

shot0013

Did you seriously space between 1 and 0?

 

shot0016

Comma splice.

shot0017

Except he’s holding a pair of earrings, or two earrings. It -> them.

 

 

shot0019

best -> most
if you want to use that phrase.

 

 

shot0023 shot0024

These lines follow each other. This is not how you punctuate or use verb tenses. AT ALL.

I’ve known…for a long time now.

I know.
And I have for a long time.

Just to give two possibilities.

tl;dr: This is not good fap material, but since I didn’t watch it for that, I’m not upset. Also, these subs are horrible, but what do you expect from (what I’m assuming are) official 1998 subs?

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12 Comments

FalseDawn says:

The group was seriously called Ass-hentai? That’s hilarious and worth the price of admission alone :D

Eternal_Blizzard says:

Hate to burst your bubble, but the ASS is for AnimeSkyScraper, but yeah, lol @ the shorthand.

Ryuk says:

>but since I didn’t watch it for that, I’m not upset

Don’t lie. ( ¬‿¬)

Calyrica says:

No, I’m serious. I watched Kite Liberator (the sequel) ages ago. on MALgraph, you can see all the anime related to what you’ve seen. This pops up all the time because it’s related. I want to reduce that list down to empty if possible, so I watched this.

WAD says:

I approve of this new direction for Crymore.

Name says:

Just because an anime has a few minutes of sex scenes, doesn’t make it a “hentai”.

That’s like saying that all movies that have sex scenes are pornos.

Calyrica says:

It’s marketed as a hentai, which is why I labeled it as such. The sex scenes are just as explicit as what you’d expect in a hentai.

FalseDawn says:

When the main sex scene is a middle-aged guy ramming an (assumed) underage prostitute in graphic detail, then yeah, I think the imaginary line into hentai has been crossed.

Zeta says:

> You should know that best of all.
>> best -> most
I’m not entirely sure whether or not you’re right about this, Calyrica. I would think that it depends on the context and the actual meaning of the sentence.
If she’s trying to say something along the lines of “more than anything, you need to be aware of [something]”, then you are definitely right, but if she’s saying “you should know that better than anyone else”, I think “best” would be preferable… although it reads like arse regardless.

GBreadFox says:

>out of the 60 minutes, only about 5 minutes can be considered hentai.
As soon as I read this, it made me think of a two episode OVA called Mezzo Forte which has much the same format; there are two explicit sex scenes, and the only objectionable content in the rest is blood and violence. And it seems that’s no coincidence, as a quick check of MAL reveals they have the same creator(Umetsu Yasuomi). That OVA also has a non-hentai sequel, a 13 episode series called Mezzo DSA. I didn’t see either on your MAL, and as you enjoyed Kite Liberator, it might be worth checking them out.

yeswell says:

Hi, nitpicking on punctuation adds no value. Thanks, okay?

Dark_Sage says:

IagreebecausepunctuationisforlosersinfactamongeverysinglepunctuationmarkIcantthinkofasingleonethatsusefulweshouldreallyfigureoutasubstituteforthemhopefullyonethatwillallowwrittencommunicationtohavesomesemblanceofstructurecuzasitstandsthisjustsucksdarksageoutperiod

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