Translation Party: [Commie vs. FFF vs. Hatsuyuki vs. HorribleSubs] Infinite Stratos 2 (Episode 01)

Fansub Review, Translation Party — By on October 6, 2013 4:16 am

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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So who remembers when Whine-Subs was speedsubbing this until TL-kun quit without any fucking notice? Good times.

Translation Party House Rules:

Spoiler:
1. Translation Parties are intended to help you make the best subtitle choice for a given anime. Choose which line(s) you liked best by selecting them with the checkbox.

2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

 

 

Infinite Stratos 2 – Episode 01

Comparisons: 10 or 20

Participants:

Commie

FFF

Hatsuyuki

HorribleSubs

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

 

 

 

Essential 1.

Ichika, being asexual.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: What the heck are you wearing?!
>My executive officer advised me to wear this.
You should probably hire a new one.

FFF :: Why the heck are you wearing that?
>A brilliant executive officer gave me some advice.
I think you should consider firing that executive officer.

Hatsuyuki :: Why the heck are you wearing that?
>A brilliant XO gave me some advice.
Seriously, you’d better fire that XO.

HorribleSubs :: What the heck are you wearing?!
>A brilliant XO gave me some advice.
Seriously, you’d better fire that XO.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 2.

Ichika, reading.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS02.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: What do we have here?
Let’s see…
“End of Summer Date and Festival.”
A pool party at the amusement park that opened earlier this year?
I’ve always wanted to go there!

FFF :: What’s this? Let’s see…
“The End of Summer Festival.”
Is this a pool event at that new amusement park they opened this year?
I’ve been meaning to check this place out.

Hatsuyuki :: What is this? Let’s see…
“End-of-Summer Date and Festival.”
Is this a pool event at the amusement park they opened this year?
I’ve wanted to check this place out.

HorribleSubs :: What is this? Let’s see…
“End-of-the-Summer Date and festival”…
Is this a pool event at the amusement park that they opened this year?
I’ve wanted to check this place out.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 3.

Cecilia, being Cecilia.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: My lady, I’d like to thank you for your service in England over the summer.
>I was only performing my duty as an Alcott.
>More importantly…
>I’ve finally returned!
>I can finally be with my special someone once again.

FFF :: Milady, I’d like to thank you for coming to England over your summer break and helping out.
>That’s the natural thing to do as a member of the Alcott family.
>But regardless…
>I have finally returned!
>At the end of the day, my only wish is to be together with my special someone and gaze into the sky.

Hatsuyuki :: Milady, I’d like to thank you for your service
in England, during your summer break.
>That’s a natural thing to do, as a member of the Alcott family.
>More importantly…
>I’m finally back!
>At the end of everything, I want to be
>with my special someone under the same sky…

HorribleSubs :: Milady, I’d like to thank you for your service
in England during your summer break.
>That’s a natural thing to do as a member of the Alcott family.
>More importantly…
>I’m finally back!
>At the end of the day I want to be
>with my special someone under the same sky…

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 4.

Huang, speaking words.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS04.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Jeez. As my bride, he needs to be
more mindful of my feelings.

FFF :: Jeez… As a bride, he should try to be less oblivious to those around him.

Hatsuyuki :: Jeez, he needs to be more self-aware as a bride.

HorribleSubs :: Jeez, he needs to be more self-aware as a bride.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 5.

Charlotte -> Laura

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS05.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Oh yeah!
Are you free today? I was wondering if you’d
like to go shopping for clothes with me.
>Why would I do that?
>The military supplies me with all of my clothi—
I meant something other than a uniform.

FFF :: Oh right! Laura, if you’re free today, would you like to go shopping for clothes with me?
>What are you talking about?
>The military provides me with all the clothes I—
But those are all uniforms.

Hatsuyuki :: Oh! Laura, why don’t we go buy some clothes,
if you’ve got time today?
>What are you talking about?
>I’ve got clothes supplied by the military…
That’s called a military uniform.

HorribleSubs :: Oh yeah! Laura, why don’t we go buy some clothes if
you’ve got some time today?
>What are you talking about?
>I’ve got clothes supplied by the military…
That’s called a military uniform.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 6.

Laura -> Charlotte.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS06.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: How do I look?
This is my casual wear.
>Still wearing a uniform, huh?

FFF :: What do you think?
I changed into my casualwear.
>Even your casualwear is a uniform, huh?

Hatsuyuki :: What do you think?
I changed into going-out clothes.
>So you’re still wearing a uniform, huh?

HorribleSubs :: What do you think?
I changed to going-out clothes.
>So you’re still wearing a uniform, huh?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 7.

Rumor time.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS07.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Hey, check this out.
Have you heard the rumors about the crêpes from Seaside Park?
>Yeah, I have!
If you share a mixed berry crêpe with your date,
you’ll become true lovers!
>For real?
>I hear it’s always sold out, though.
>>Mixed berry crêpes bring true love?

FFF :: Hey, have you heard the myth
about the mysterious crepe from the seaside park?
>I have, I have!
Supposedly, if you share the mixed berries crepe with the person you like,
they’ll totally fall for you!
>I know! But I’ve heard that it’s always sold out.
>>The mixed berries will make them fall for you?

Hatsuyuki :: Hey, have you heard the rumor
of the mysterious crêpes from the Seaside Park?
>I have!
They say love comes true if you eat the mixed-berry
crêpe with the person you like.
>I know! But I’ve heard they’re always sold out.
>>Love comes true with the mixed-berry?

HorribleSubs :: Hey, do you know the rumor
about the mysterious crepe from seaside park?
>I do, I do!
Supposedly love comes true if you eat the mixed berries
crepe with the person you like.
>I know! But I’ve heard that it’s always sold out.
>>Love comes true with the mixed berries?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 8.

A buncha goombas hold up a cafe. Doesn’t matter which ones are speaking, so I’m not gonna “>” this one.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS08.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Nobody move!
Shut the fuck up!
We have you surrounded!
Surrender now, and you will not be harmed.
Bring us a car if you want to see the hostages unharmed!
And you’d better not follow us or put a tracking device on it!
Fuck the police!

FFF :: Everyone freeze!
Shut the fuck up!
You’re already surrounded!
Just turn yourselves in without resistance. I repeat—
Get me a car if you don’t want me to put a bullet in each one of these hostages’ heads!
And don’t even think about sticking a tracking device on it!
They’re scared shitless!

Hatsuyuki :: Nobody move!
Shut the hell up!
You’re already surrounded!
Just turn yourselves in, without a struggle. I repeat…
Bring me a car, if you want the hostages to be released unharmed!
And you’d better not follow us or put a tracking device on it!
They’re scared!

HorribleSubs :: Don’t anybody move!
Shut up!
You’re already surrounded!
Just turn yourself in without resistance. I repeat…
Bring me a car if you want the hostages to be released unharmed!
And you’d better not follow us or put a tracking device on it!
They’re scared!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 9.

Food served from a car is the best food.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS09.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Can I have two mixed berry crêpes?
>Oh, I’m sorry, but we’re already sold out today.
I see.
Laura, wanna order something else?
>>Sure.
One strawberry and one blueberry please.

FFF :: Can I have two crepes with mixed berries?
>Oh, I’m so sorry, but we’re already sold out of that today!
I see.
Laura, do you want to try a different one?
>>Sure.
Then could I get one with strawberries and another with blueberries please?

Hatsuyuki :: Can I have two crêpes with mixed berries?
>Oh, I’m so sorry, but we’re already sold out of them today.
I see.
Laura, do you want to try a different one?
>>Sure.
Then give me the one with strawberries and blueberries.

HorribleSubs :: Can I have two crepes with mixed berries?
>Oh, I’m so sorry, but we’re already sold out today!
I see.
Laura, do you want to try a different one?
>>Sure.
Then give me the one with strawberries and blueberries.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 10.

Neko fanservice, best fanservice.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IS10.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Laura, you’re just too adorable!
>Don’t hold me like that! It’s hard to move!
Now, now. You’re a cat, so you need to sit quietly on my lap.
Can you say “meow” for me?

FFF :: Laura, you look simply amazing in that!
>Don’t hold me like that! I can’t move at all!
Stop it. You’re a cat,
so you need to be good and sit still on my lap.
Can I get just one “meow”?

Hatsuyuki :: Laura, you look so good in it!
>Don’t hold me like that! It’s hard to move!
Stop it. You’re a cat,
so you need to sit still on my lap.
Can you just say “nyan”?

HorribleSubs :: Laura, you look so good in it!
>Don’t hold me like that! It’s hard to move!
Stop it. You’re a cat,
so you need to sit still on the lap.
Can you just say “meow”?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

Decision Point:

  1. Holy fucking shit, Dark_Sage. Give me more comparisons. I fucking live for this! (Put the knife down and click the spoiler. We got ten more comparisons for ya.)
  2. Oh my god, put a bullet in my head. When is this shit gonna be over with already? (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)

 

Spoiler:

Expanded 1.

Ichika, proving his asexuality is strong.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Morning already?
Laura? This again?
>This time…
>…I’m {\i1}not{\i0} naked!

FFF :: Morning already?
Laura, you’re here again?!
>Yes, but today…
>I’m not naked!

Hatsuyuki :: It’s morning already?
Laura, you again?!
>But today…
>I’m not naked!

HorribleSubs :: It’s morning already?
Laura, you again…!
>But today…
>I’m not naked.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

Ichika, being Ichika.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE02.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Interesting. It seems you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want to wear a yukata with you…
How about we go with everyone—
What the heck? Why is she angry?

FFF :: Listen to this! It says you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want you to see what I look like in a yukata.
Then why don’t we invite everyone and—
What was that about? Why is she mad?

Hatsuyuki :: I see. It looks like you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want to wear a yukata with you…
Then why don’t we take everyone and-
What’s going on? Why is she mad at me?

HorribleSubs :: I see. It looks like you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want to wear a yukata with you…
Then why don’t we take everyone and…
What’s going on? Why is she mad?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

Cecilia, trapped in her fantasy.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Oh Cecilia, I just couldn’t sit still knowing you were on your way back!
>Ichika…
>No, we mustn’t! We can’t do {\i1}that{\i0} here!

FFF :: I just couldn’t sit still, knowing that you were returning today.
>Ichika…
>No, don’t!
>We shouldn’t do that in a place like this!

Hatsuyuki :: I couldn’t sit still, just knowing you were coming back today.
>Ichika-san…
>No, don’t!
>We can’t do that! Not in a place like this!

HorribleSubs :: I just couldn’t sit still, just knowing that you were coming back.
>Ichika…
>No, don’t!
>We shouldn’t do that at a place like this!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

Shopping time.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE04.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: It’s so thin that you can see through it.
What do you think, Laura?
>White?
>It’s not bad, but I’m already wearing something whi—

FFF :: It’s so thin, it’s practically see-through.
What do you think, Laura?
>White…
>It’s not a bad color, but it’s the same as what I’m wearing right now.

Hatsuyuki :: It’s really thin, so you can see what you’re wearing underneath.
What do you think, Laura?
>White…
>It’s nice, but it’s the color I’m wearing now…

HorribleSubs :: It’s really thin so you can see what you’re wearing underneath.
What do you think, Laura?
>White…
>It’s not bad, but it’s the color that I’m wearing right now.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

Laura, trapped in her fantasy.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE05.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Your clothes are so cute, Laura.
>Is {\i1}that{\i0} the only thing that’s cute?
You’re the cutest, of course, Laura.
>D-Don’t be silly.

FFF :: Laura, your clothes are cute.
>So it’s just my clothes?
It’s a given that you’re the cutest one of all.
>D-Don’t be silly.

Hatsuyuki :: Laura, your clothes are cute.
>Only my clothes?
Of course, you’re the cutest.
>D-Don’t be silly.

HorribleSubs :: Laura, your clothes are cute.
>You mean only my clothes?
Of course you’re the cutest.
>D-don’t be silly.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 6.

My nostalgia keeps telling me this show wasn’t always this bad, but I think it might be wrong.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE06.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Wh-What do you want?
>Sorry, I didn’t know you were in the shower.
It’s fine. More importantly, what’s going on?
>Wanna go to this with me?
>I know it’s last minute, so I’ll understand if you can’t.
I’ll go with you!

FFF :: What’s up?
>I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were in the shower.
Y-Yeah. So what did you want?
>Do you wanna go to this with me?
>It’s kind of last minute, so you don’t have to force yourself to go.
I don’t mind going!

Hatsuyuki :: What’s up?
>I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were in the shower.
Never mind… More importantly, what’s going on?
>Want to go to this place together?
>I know it’s last-minute, so you don’t have to.
I don’t mind going!

HorribleSubs :: What’s up?
>I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were in the shower.
Y-yeah. More importantly what’s going on?
>Can we go to this place together?
>I know it’s the last minute, so you don’t have to.
I don’t mind going!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 7.

Don’t worry. Lady butlers are a man’s romance!

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE07.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: Why am I dressed like a butler?
>Because you’re better-looking and
>more beautiful than most guys.
You think so?
I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too…
I suppose this is my fate.

FFF :: Why am I dressed as a butler?
>Because you’re just much more handsome and better-looking
>than a lot of the guys around here.
You think so?
But I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too.
Is this just who I really am?

Hatsuyuki :: Why am I dressed as a butler?
>Because you’re more beautiful and elegant
>than most of the guys out there.
You think so?
I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too…
Is this just inevitable for me?

HorribleSubs :: Why am I dressed as a butler?
>Because you look so much more beautiful and are better-looking
>than some guys out there on the street.
You think so?
I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too…
Is this just inevitable for me?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 8.

It’s ice, actually, but whatever.

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Commie :: The fuck is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it…
>…if you got the balls, that is!

FFF :: What the hell is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it.
>That is, if you can!

Hatsuyuki :: What the hell is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it,
>if you dare!

HorribleSubs :: What the hell is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it…
>…if you dare!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 9.

The biggest plot twist in the entire series.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ISE09.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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Commie :: By the way, about the crêpe stand…
There’s no mixed berry crêpe.
>What?
It wasn’t on the menu.
Besides, I didn’t see any syrup in the kitchen that would go with it.
>R-Really? Good observation.

FFF :: By the way, about the crepe shop…
There’s no mixed berries crepe.
>What?
It wasn’t even on the menu.
Besides I didn’t see any sauce in the kitchen that could be used for it.
>R-Really? You’ve got a sharp eye.

Hatsuyuki :: By the way, about the crêpe shop…
There’s no mixed-berry crêpe.
>What?
It wasn’t even on the menu.
I didn’t see any sauce in the kitchen that could be used for it.
>R-Really? Good observation.

HorribleSubs :: By the way, about the crepe shop…
There’s no mixed berries crepe.
>What?
It wasn’t even on the menu.
Besides I didn’t see any sauce in the kitchen that could be used for it.
>R-really? Good observation.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 10.

Houki, getting her hopes up. ;_;

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Commie :: Ichika was surprisingly bold about it.
I can’t believe how nervous he got when he asked me out on a date.

FFF :: Ichika was surprisingly aggressive about it.
I can’t believe how nervous he was
when he asked me out on a date.

Hatsuyuki :: Ichika was surprisingly aggressive about it.
I can’t believe how nervous
he was, when he asked me out on a date.

HorribleSubs :: Ichika was surprisingly aggressive about it.
I can’t believe how nervous
he was when he asked me out for a date.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

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Spoiler:

Essential 1.

Ichika, being asexual.

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Commie :: What the heck are you wearing?!
>My executive officer advised me to wear this.
You should probably hire a new one.

FFF :: Why the heck are you wearing that?
>A brilliant executive officer gave me some advice.
I think you should consider firing that executive officer.

Hatsuyuki :: Why the heck are you wearing that?
>A brilliant XO gave me some advice.
Seriously, you’d better fire that XO.

HorribleSubs :: What the heck are you wearing?!
>A brilliant XO gave me some advice.
Seriously, you’d better fire that XO.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

Ichika, reading.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_03.54_[2013.10.06_03.44.08]

Commie :: What do we have here?
Let’s see…
“End of Summer Date and Festival.”
A pool party at the amusement park that opened earlier this year?
I’ve always wanted to go there!

FFF :: What’s this? Let’s see…
“The End of Summer Festival.”
Is this a pool event at that new amusement park they opened this year?
I’ve been meaning to check this place out.

Hatsuyuki :: What is this? Let’s see…
“End-of-Summer Date and Festival.”
Is this a pool event at the amusement park they opened this year?
I’ve wanted to check this place out.

HorribleSubs :: What is this? Let’s see…
“End-of-the-Summer Date and festival”…
Is this a pool event at the amusement park that they opened this year?
I’ve wanted to check this place out.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Cecilia, being Cecilia.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_04.56_[2013.10.06_03.44.31]

Commie :: My lady, I’d like to thank you for your service in England over the summer.
>I was only performing my duty as an Alcott.
>More importantly…
>I’ve finally returned!
>I can finally be with my special someone once again.

FFF :: Milady, I’d like to thank you for coming to England over your summer break and helping out.
>That’s the natural thing to do as a member of the Alcott family.
>But regardless…
>I have finally returned!
>At the end of the day, my only wish is to be together with my special someone and gaze into the sky.

Hatsuyuki :: Milady, I’d like to thank you for your service
in England, during your summer break.
>That’s a natural thing to do, as a member of the Alcott family.
>More importantly…
>I’m finally back!
>At the end of everything, I want to be
>with my special someone under the same sky…

HorribleSubs :: Milady, I’d like to thank you for your service
in England during your summer break.
>That’s a natural thing to do as a member of the Alcott family.
>More importantly…
>I’m finally back!
>At the end of the day I want to be
>with my special someone under the same sky…

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

Huang, speaking words.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_05.53_[2013.10.06_03.45.00]

Commie :: Jeez. As my bride, he needs to be
more mindful of my feelings.

FFF :: Jeez… As a bride, he should try to be less oblivious to those around him.

Hatsuyuki :: Jeez, he needs to be more self-aware as a bride.

HorribleSubs :: Jeez, he needs to be more self-aware as a bride.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Charlotte -> Laura

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_06.05_[2013.10.06_03.45.09]

Commie :: Oh yeah!
Are you free today? I was wondering if you’d
like to go shopping for clothes with me.
>Why would I do that?
>The military supplies me with all of my clothi—
I meant something other than a uniform.

FFF :: Oh right! Laura, if you’re free today, would you like to go shopping for clothes with me?
>What are you talking about?
>The military provides me with all the clothes I—
But those are all uniforms.

Hatsuyuki :: Oh! Laura, why don’t we go buy some clothes,
if you’ve got time today?
>What are you talking about?
>I’ve got clothes supplied by the military…
That’s called a military uniform.

HorribleSubs :: Oh yeah! Laura, why don’t we go buy some clothes if
you’ve got some time today?
>What are you talking about?
>I’ve got clothes supplied by the military…
That’s called a military uniform.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

Laura -> Charlotte.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_06.31_[2013.10.06_03.45.25]

Commie :: How do I look?
This is my casual wear.
>Still wearing a uniform, huh?

FFF :: What do you think?
I changed into my casualwear.
>Even your casualwear is a uniform, huh?

Hatsuyuki :: What do you think?
I changed into going-out clothes.
>So you’re still wearing a uniform, huh?

HorribleSubs :: What do you think?
I changed to going-out clothes.
>So you’re still wearing a uniform, huh?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

Rumor time.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_06.37_[2013.10.06_03.45.42]

Commie :: Hey, check this out.
Have you heard the rumors about the crêpes from Seaside Park?
>Yeah, I have!
If you share a mixed berry crêpe with your date,
you’ll become true lovers!
>For real?
>I hear it’s always sold out, though.
>>Mixed berry crêpes bring true love?

FFF :: Hey, have you heard the myth
about the mysterious crepe from the seaside park?
>I have, I have!
Supposedly, if you share the mixed berries crepe with the person you like,
they’ll totally fall for you!
>I know! But I’ve heard that it’s always sold out.
>>The mixed berries will make them fall for you?

Hatsuyuki :: Hey, have you heard the rumor
of the mysterious crêpes from the Seaside Park?
>I have!
They say love comes true if you eat the mixed-berry
crêpe with the person you like.
>I know! But I’ve heard they’re always sold out.
>>Love comes true with the mixed-berry?

HorribleSubs :: Hey, do you know the rumor
about the mysterious crepe from seaside park?
>I do, I do!
Supposedly love comes true if you eat the mixed berries
crepe with the person you like.
>I know! But I’ve heard that it’s always sold out.
>>Love comes true with the mixed berries?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

A buncha goombas hold up a cafe. Doesn’t matter which ones are speaking, so I’m not gonna “>” this one.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_12.39_[2013.10.06_03.46.20]

Commie :: Nobody move!
Shut the fuck up!
We have you surrounded!
Surrender now, and you will not be harmed.
Bring us a car if you want to see the hostages unharmed!
And you’d better not follow us or put a tracking device on it!
Fuck the police!

FFF :: Everyone freeze!
Shut the fuck up!
You’re already surrounded!
Just turn yourselves in without resistance. I repeat—
Get me a car if you don’t want me to put a bullet in each one of these hostages’ heads!
And don’t even think about sticking a tracking device on it!
They’re scared shitless!

Hatsuyuki :: Nobody move!
Shut the hell up!
You’re already surrounded!
Just turn yourselves in, without a struggle. I repeat…
Bring me a car, if you want the hostages to be released unharmed!
And you’d better not follow us or put a tracking device on it!
They’re scared!

HorribleSubs :: Don’t anybody move!
Shut up!
You’re already surrounded!
Just turn yourself in without resistance. I repeat…
Bring me a car if you want the hostages to be released unharmed!
And you’d better not follow us or put a tracking device on it!
They’re scared!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

Food served from a car is the best food.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_15.02_[2013.10.06_03.46.35]

Commie :: Can I have two mixed berry crêpes?
>Oh, I’m sorry, but we’re already sold out today.
I see.
Laura, wanna order something else?
>>Sure.
One strawberry and one blueberry please.

FFF :: Can I have two crepes with mixed berries?
>Oh, I’m so sorry, but we’re already sold out of that today!
I see.
Laura, do you want to try a different one?
>>Sure.
Then could I get one with strawberries and another with blueberries please?

Hatsuyuki :: Can I have two crêpes with mixed berries?
>Oh, I’m so sorry, but we’re already sold out of them today.
I see.
Laura, do you want to try a different one?
>>Sure.
Then give me the one with strawberries and blueberries.

HorribleSubs :: Can I have two crepes with mixed berries?
>Oh, I’m so sorry, but we’re already sold out today!
I see.
Laura, do you want to try a different one?
>>Sure.
Then give me the one with strawberries and blueberries.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

Neko fanservice, best fanservice.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_17.04_[2013.10.06_03.46.54]

Commie :: Laura, you’re just too adorable!
>Don’t hold me like that! It’s hard to move!
Now, now. You’re a cat, so you need to sit quietly on my lap.
Can you say “meow” for me?

FFF :: Laura, you look simply amazing in that!
>Don’t hold me like that! I can’t move at all!
Stop it. You’re a cat,
so you need to be good and sit still on my lap.
Can I get just one “meow”?

Hatsuyuki :: Laura, you look so good in it!
>Don’t hold me like that! It’s hard to move!
Stop it. You’re a cat,
so you need to sit still on my lap.
Can you just say “nyan”?

HorribleSubs :: Laura, you look so good in it!
>Don’t hold me like that! It’s hard to move!
Stop it. You’re a cat,
so you need to sit still on the lap.
Can you just say “meow”?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Holy fucking shit, Dark_Sage. Give me more comparisons. I fucking live for this! (Put the knife down and click the spoiler. We got ten more comparisons for ya.)
Oh my god, put a bullet in my head. When is this shit gonna be over with already? (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)

Expanded 1.

Ichika, proving his asexuality is strong.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_03.29_[2013.10.06_03.50.31]

Commie :: Morning already?
Laura? This again?
>This time…
>…I’m {\i1}not{\i0} naked!

FFF :: Morning already?
Laura, you’re here again?!
>Yes, but today…
>I’m not naked!

Hatsuyuki :: It’s morning already?
Laura, you again?!
>But today…
>I’m not naked!

HorribleSubs :: It’s morning already?
Laura, you again…!
>But today…
>I’m not naked.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

Ichika, being Ichika.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_04.11_[2013.10.06_03.50.50]

Commie :: Interesting. It seems you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want to wear a yukata with you…
How about we go with everyone—
What the heck? Why is she angry?

FFF :: Listen to this! It says you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want you to see what I look like in a yukata.
Then why don’t we invite everyone and—
What was that about? Why is she mad?

Hatsuyuki :: I see. It looks like you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want to wear a yukata with you…
Then why don’t we take everyone and-
What’s going on? Why is she mad at me?

HorribleSubs :: I see. It looks like you can rent a yukata at the festival square.
>I want to wear a yukata with you…
Then why don’t we take everyone and…
What’s going on? Why is she mad?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Cecilia, trapped in her fantasy.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_05.18_[2013.10.06_03.51.06]

Commie :: Oh Cecilia, I just couldn’t sit still knowing you were on your way back!
>Ichika…
>No, we mustn’t! We can’t do {\i1}that{\i0} here!

FFF :: I just couldn’t sit still, knowing that you were returning today.
>Ichika…
>No, don’t!
>We shouldn’t do that in a place like this!

Hatsuyuki :: I couldn’t sit still, just knowing you were coming back today.
>Ichika-san…
>No, don’t!
>We can’t do that! Not in a place like this!

HorribleSubs :: I just couldn’t sit still, just knowing that you were coming back.
>Ichika…
>No, don’t!
>We shouldn’t do that at a place like this!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

Shopping time.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_07.57_[2013.10.06_03.55.24]

Commie :: It’s so thin that you can see through it.
What do you think, Laura?
>White?
>It’s not bad, but I’m already wearing something whi—

FFF :: It’s so thin, it’s practically see-through.
What do you think, Laura?
>White…
>It’s not a bad color, but it’s the same as what I’m wearing right now.

Hatsuyuki :: It’s really thin, so you can see what you’re wearing underneath.
What do you think, Laura?
>White…
>It’s nice, but it’s the color I’m wearing now…

HorribleSubs :: It’s really thin so you can see what you’re wearing underneath.
What do you think, Laura?
>White…
>It’s not bad, but it’s the color that I’m wearing right now.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Laura, trapped in her fantasy.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_08.49_[2013.10.06_03.55.35]

Commie :: Your clothes are so cute, Laura.
>Is {\i1}that{\i0} the only thing that’s cute?
You’re the cutest, of course, Laura.
>D-Don’t be silly.

FFF :: Laura, your clothes are cute.
>So it’s just my clothes?
It’s a given that you’re the cutest one of all.
>D-Don’t be silly.

Hatsuyuki :: Laura, your clothes are cute.
>Only my clothes?
Of course, you’re the cutest.
>D-Don’t be silly.

HorribleSubs :: Laura, your clothes are cute.
>You mean only my clothes?
Of course you’re the cutest.
>D-don’t be silly.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

My nostalgia keeps telling me this show wasn’t always this bad, but I think it might be wrong.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_10.45_[2013.10.06_03.55.50]

Commie :: Wh-What do you want?
>Sorry, I didn’t know you were in the shower.
It’s fine. More importantly, what’s going on?
>Wanna go to this with me?
>I know it’s last minute, so I’ll understand if you can’t.
I’ll go with you!

FFF :: What’s up?
>I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were in the shower.
Y-Yeah. So what did you want?
>Do you wanna go to this with me?
>It’s kind of last minute, so you don’t have to force yourself to go.
I don’t mind going!

Hatsuyuki :: What’s up?
>I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were in the shower.
Never mind… More importantly, what’s going on?
>Want to go to this place together?
>I know it’s last-minute, so you don’t have to.
I don’t mind going!

HorribleSubs :: What’s up?
>I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were in the shower.
Y-yeah. More importantly what’s going on?
>Can we go to this place together?
>I know it’s the last minute, so you don’t have to.
I don’t mind going!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Don’t worry. Lady butlers are a man’s romance!

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_11.41_[2013.10.06_03.56.02]

Commie :: Why am I dressed like a butler?
>Because you’re better-looking and
>more beautiful than most guys.
You think so?
I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too…
I suppose this is my fate.

FFF :: Why am I dressed as a butler?
>Because you’re just much more handsome and better-looking
>than a lot of the guys around here.
You think so?
But I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too.
Is this just who I really am?

Hatsuyuki :: Why am I dressed as a butler?
>Because you’re more beautiful and elegant
>than most of the guys out there.
You think so?
I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too…
Is this just inevitable for me?

HorribleSubs :: Why am I dressed as a butler?
>Because you look so much more beautiful and are better-looking
>than some guys out there on the street.
You think so?
I wanted to wear a maid outfit, too…
Is this just inevitable for me?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

It’s ice, actually, but whatever.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_13.11_[2013.10.06_03.56.15]

Commie :: The fuck is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it…
>…if you got the balls, that is!

FFF :: What the hell is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it.
>That is, if you can!

Hatsuyuki :: What the hell is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it,
>if you dare!

HorribleSubs :: What the hell is this?
>It’s water.
>>What?
>Shut up and drink it…
>…if you dare!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

The biggest plot twist in the entire series.

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_16.23_[2013.10.06_03.56.56]

Commie :: By the way, about the crêpe stand…
There’s no mixed berry crêpe.
>What?
It wasn’t on the menu.
Besides, I didn’t see any syrup in the kitchen that would go with it.
>R-Really? Good observation.

FFF :: By the way, about the crepe shop…
There’s no mixed berries crepe.
>What?
It wasn’t even on the menu.
Besides I didn’t see any sauce in the kitchen that could be used for it.
>R-Really? You’ve got a sharp eye.

Hatsuyuki :: By the way, about the crêpe shop…
There’s no mixed-berry crêpe.
>What?
It wasn’t even on the menu.
I didn’t see any sauce in the kitchen that could be used for it.
>R-Really? Good observation.

HorribleSubs :: By the way, about the crepe shop…
There’s no mixed berries crepe.
>What?
It wasn’t even on the menu.
Besides I didn’t see any sauce in the kitchen that could be used for it.
>R-really? Good observation.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 10.

Houki, getting her hopes up. ;_;

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[FFF] Infinite Stratos 2 – 01 [3DBFD33B].mkv_snapshot_19.47_[2013.10.06_03.57.07]

Commie :: Ichika was surprisingly bold about it.
I can’t believe how nervous he got when he asked me out on a date.

FFF :: Ichika was surprisingly aggressive about it.
I can’t believe how nervous he was
when he asked me out on a date.

Hatsuyuki :: Ichika was surprisingly aggressive about it.
I can’t believe how nervous
he was, when he asked me out on a date.

HorribleSubs :: Ichika was surprisingly aggressive about it.
I can’t believe how nervous
he was when he asked me out for a date.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

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21 Comments

teclas says:

On Essential 6, shouldn’t it be
What do you think?
I changed into my casualwear.
>Even your casualwear is a uniform, huh?

instead? The first two lines are from Germany.

Dark_Sage says:

Probably. I’m in bed now so I’ll fix it when I wake.

Hairy says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 11 times
FFF: 6 times
Hatsuyuki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Surprising…

Think I’ll stick with FFF, though. If only to avoid lines like “Fuck the police!”

Solaristics says:

That’s the only line I didn’t like from Commie “Fuck the police!” ;_; why commie why.

Vanth says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 8 times
FFF: 8 times
Hatsuyuki: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
It’s a tie between Commie and FFF.

Well whaddaya know! Guess I’ll toss a coin. Wait, I just remembered that this show’s gonna suck all the same no matter whichever group I choose.

Solaristics says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 11 times
FFF: 5 times
Hatsuyuki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Welp, didn’t expect that. I watched the FFF release, and I gotta say, Commie did a really good job on this.

Drake says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 6 times
FFF: 2 times
Hatsuyuki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

>Fuck the police

Best line in the episode.

SomeLoser says:

Commie: 6 times
FFF: 3 times
Hatsuyuki: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

The Commie version of the robbery is a bit of a clunker, though. :/

Mkaze says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 4 times
FFF: 6 times
Hatsuyuki: 5 times
HorribleSubs: 5 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

hurrks says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 0 times
FFF: 5 times
Hatsuyuki: 3 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

Skipped two items because they were too similar.

Another streaming script buttraped by Commie, with many QUALITY edits:

Essential 03:
Milady -> My lady (It seems they never heard the word “Milady”.)
They threw away “At the end of the day” and “under the same sky”. If you’ve got the attention span of an ant, you can’t have sentences that are too long.

Essential 05:
“That’s called a military uniform.” -> “I meant something other than a uniform.”

Essential 07:
rumor -> rumors, crepe -> crepes (yeah right, there are certainly LOTS of rumors about LOTS of crepes right there. Sheer idiocy.)
They threw away “Supposedly”, so the rumor suddenly became a fact.

Essential 08:
Shut up -> Shut the fuck up! (Hooray for added expletives!)
The hostages aren’t “released” anymore if the goombas get their car, just unharmed. This gives the false impression that they want to take the hostages along.
They’re scared -> Fuck the police (The hostages being scared was dropped in favor of adding more expletives.)

Just plain awful, and there we’ve only touched a few sentences. I better don’t take a look at the Expanded items, much less an entire episode. I doubt I could handle the resulting brainpain.

Jii-san says:

>seems they never heard the word
>better don’t take a look

Can’t really tell whether or not you actually know English. And you kinda seem to be jumping on the Commie hate train, since for the sentences you chose to gripe about, FFF was pretty similar and it looks like Hatsuyuki barely edited HS…

And other than “fuck the police” (eh, I laughed) I’d argue the other lines are okay.

Someone says:

Just wondering since I’ve never come across a “lady” in real life…
Do people say “milady” in real life these days?

LuneSave says:

If you’re British, and maybe a butler. In any other instance, you’re a tryhard wannabe for “I learned ye old english! Time to show everyone how hipster I am!” Also for eotena.

stgmefly says:

I sometimes wonder why D_S even gives commie a chance when it should be obvious that no one else will

Dark_Sage says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 7 times
FFF: 8 times
Hatsuyuki: 3 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

Hooray, ind. results~

Pelfmiester says:

Well that was surprising. I expected to go with FFF for this, but I liked theirs the least.

stgmefly says:

My god these subs are bad make it end:
Commie: 6 times
FFF: 4 times
Hatsuyuki: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times

Yeah sure I’ve already lost my sanity:
Overall scores…
Commie: 13 times
FFF: 7 times
Hatsuyuki: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Thanks commie you made it hurt just a little less ( ;~;)

Oosran says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 7 times
FFF: 7 times
Hatsuyuki: 3 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
It’s a tie between Commie and FFF

Okay. Didn’t expect that many lines from Commie. Regardless, bias dictates that FFF is the way to go. Again.

stgmefly says:

At least you admit it

Someone says:

Overall scores…
Commie: 0 times
FFF: 1 time
Hatsuyuki: 6 times
HorribleSubs: 8 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs
Guess Hatsuyuki is okay since the two were pretty much the same. Not watching everything with HorribleSubs this season, after all… maybe next season…

Yithar says:

Commie 6
FFF 10
Hatsuyuki 8
HorribleSubs 10

Essential 4. FFF and HorribleSubs are the only ones that sound right
Essential 5. FFF and HorribleSubs are the only ones with an interruption. Elipses are for a different purpose.
Essential 7. True love? It says “Koi ga kanau” love will come true not true love…
Essential 8. Again, it says “hitojichi wo kaihou shitetara” says nothing about actually shooting them… Commie, stop putting your own twist on things…

I’m biased against Commie having played TERA with them, but seriously, they do need to stop changing what’s actually said and stick to the script.

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