Translation Party: [DameDesuYo vs. FFF vs. HorribleSubs vs. WhyNot] Galilei Donna (Episode 02)

Fansub Review, Translation Party — By on October 23, 2013 11:48 am

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The show’s all right if you like adventures. Otherwise, skip it. As of now it’s probably gonna clock out at 7/10 on my scale (and my scale is perfect).

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Spoiler:
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2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

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4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

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7. Party hard.

 

 

Galilei Donna – Episode 02

Comparisons: 10 or 18

Participants:

DameDesuYo

FFF

HorribleSubs

WhyNot

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

 

 

 

Essential 1.

If you didn’t see the first episode, they’re talking about a giant flying goldfish airship that Hozuki built.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: I found an old blueprint in the attic.
Working off of that, I built this skyfish piece by piece over the past three years.
>So you unlocked the security code of the experimental lab?
Yup.
>When?
>>Hey, would you look at that.

FFF :: I found some old blueprints in the attic.
So I put them together, and I’ve been working on it for the last three years.
>You cracked the lab’s security code?
>I had no idea!
>>How did you manage to miss that?!

HorribleSubs :: I found an old blueprint in the attic…
I modified the design and built it, little by little, over three years.
>Then…
>So you figured out the security code to the prototyping workshop?
>When did that happen?
>>Uh, you should have noticed.

WhyNot :: I found an old blueprint in the attic…
I modified the design and built it up, little by little, over the last three years.
>Then…
>You figured out the security code to the prototyping workshop?
>When did that happen?
>>How did you not notice?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 2.

What a sad world they live in where one has to justify adding missiles to any form of transport. (For you non-Americans out there, I’m actually being serious.)

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei02.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Why arm it with missiles?
>Well, there are sky pirates flying around.
>Something dangerous could happen in flight, so it’s for self-defense.
>>So I should charge you with imperfect self-defense, then?

FFF :: So why do you have stuff like missiles?
>Well, I might get attacked by air pirates.
>It’s dangerous out there, so I added them to protect myself.
>>You could be facing excessive self-defense charges here.

HorribleSubs :: Why is it equipped with missiles and stuff?
>Because there are sky pirates.
>Other stuff could also happen along the way, so I took preventative measures.
>>I should charge you with excessive force in self-defense.

WhyNot :: Why does it have missiles and stuff?
>Because there are sky pirates.
>Or in case something else happens along the way… These are just preventative measures.
>>I should charge you with excessive force used in self-defense.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 3.

I don’t believe you.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Cops aren’t always the good guys, you know.

FFF :: The police aren’t always as righteous as you’d think.

HorribleSubs :: There’s no guarantee that cops won’t do bad things.

WhyNot :: There’s no guarantee that cops won’t do bad things.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 4.

Lawyer-chan hypes up.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei04.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: I’ll sue them for an ungodly amount of money over this!

FFF :: There’ll be no end to the indemnities they’ll have to pay!

HorribleSubs :: We’ll rip them a new one later, with compensation for damages.

WhyNot :: We’ll rip them a new one later, with compensation for damages.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 5.

I think you could have found a better macguffin than this shit, Japan.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei05.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Also, Galileo hid clues of a discovery greater than his theory of heliocentricism in his sketches.
That discovery is Galileo’s heritage: Galileo’s Tesoro.

FFF :: Word has it that in those six sketches,
Galileo left hints to a grand discovery on a scale rivaling that of the heliocentric model.
And that discovery is what people call “Galileo’s relic,” or “Galileo’s treasure.”

HorribleSubs :: Anyway, it seems Galileo embedded clues in the six sketches
concerning a discovery that would even rival his defense of geocentricism.
And that discovery is Galileo’s inheritance…
The Galileo Tesoro.

WhyNot :: Anyway, it seems Galileo embedded clues in the six sketches
concerning a discovery that would even rival his defense of heliocentrism.
And that discovery is Galileo’s inheritance…
The Galileo Tesoro.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 6.

The second line here is a flashback line.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei06.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: What is that goldfish flier?
>I found an old blueprint in the attic.
>>That’s something Hozuki made on her own! It’s got nothin’ to do with Galileo!

FFF :: What was that goldfish mecha?
>I found some old blueprints in the attic.
>>That’s just something Hozuki built on her own!
>>It has nothing to do with Galileo!

HorribleSubs :: What’s with that goldfish mecha?
>I found an old blueprint in the attic…
>>That’s just a mecha Hozuki put together on her own.
>>It has nothing to do with Galileo!

WhyNot :: And what’s the story behind that goldfish mecha?
>I found an old blueprint in the attic…
>>That mecha is just something Hozuki put together in her spare time!
>>It has nothing to do with Galileo!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 7.

I’m hungry too. Count Chocula for lunch? You bet your ass.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei07.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: I can’t believe your stomach is growling at a time like this.
>It growls when it wants to
>even if I were being rejected or someone were dying.

FFF :: I can’t believe you!
How can you be hungry at a time like this?!
>People can’t control when they get hungry.
>Doesn’t matter whether you just got dumped, or someone just died.

HorribleSubs :: Unbelievable.
How can you be hungry at a time like this?
>Hunger is as hunger does, no matter what’s happening.
>You can be hungry even after being dumped or someone’s death.

WhyNot :: I can’t believe you.
How can you be hungry at a time like this?
>Crisis or not, a girl has to eat.
>You can still feel hungry after getting dumped, or even after somebody dies.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 8.

Greasy-kun so deep.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei08.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: There will be chaos if a gun is fired in the police station.
Also, they’re still children!
>No one can choose the time or place of their own death.
>It is fair for all the living, Cassini.

FFF :: Firing a gun inside the station could cause problems.
Not to mention they’re still children!
>Death cares not for time or place.
>It’s equally ruthless to everyone, Cassini.

HorribleSubs :: We can’t have you using firearms in the station.
Besides, those girls are still children…
>Death knows neither time nor place.
>It is fair and merciless to all, Cassini.

WhyNot :: We can’t have you using firearms in the station.
Besides, they’re still children…
>Death knows neither time nor place.
>It is fair and merciful to none, Cassini.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 9.

I can’t wait till this guy gets killed off.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei09.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: If the enemies’re investigating a Galileo mystery,
Then you three go solve dat mystery!
I want y’all to overcome Galileo’s curse.

FFF :: Our opponents are trying to solve Galileo’s mystery.
So you three go and solve it before they do!
Then come back and use Galileo’s magic to confront them!

HorribleSubs :: If the enemy’s after Galileo’s secrets,
you three should discover them.
Break Galileo’s hold on us.

WhyNot :: If the enemy’s after Galileo’s secrets,
you three should be the ones to discover them.
Break Galileo’s hold on our family.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 10.

I think this is supposed to be inspiring.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei10.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Your papa’s got the brawn
but your mother’s got the brains.
But that’s fine.
I won’t stop here!

FFF :: I’m actually more of a sports person.
Your mother is way better than me at thinking.
But you know…
My will is unyielding!

HorribleSubs :: I’ve always been the jock of the family.
Your mom may trump me for brains…
But you know what?
When it comes to backbone, I beat her any day!

WhyNot :: I’ve always been the muscle of the family.
Your mom may trump me in brains…
But you know what?
When it comes to backbone, I beat her any day!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

Decision Point:

  1. Holy fucking shit, Dark_Sage. Give me more comparisons. I fucking live for this! (Put the knife down and click the spoiler. We got eight more comparisons for ya.)
  2. Oh my god, put a bullet in my head. When is this shit gonna be over with already? (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)

 

Spoiler:

Expanded 1.

I can almost smell the hippie from here. No, marijuana is not a valid form of deodorant.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/GalileiE01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: They even have this huge skyfish.
Can’t think of nothin’ but some big organization.
>My guess is that they’re the sky pirates.
>But it’s rather unusual for them into come a town like this.

FFF :: They had a large airfish!
They must’ve been part of some large scale organization!
>They were probably air pirates.
>It’s quite unusual to see them in urban areas.

HorribleSubs :: They even had a large air-fish…
It must be quite a big organization.
>They are most likely air pirates.
>But it’s rare for them to venture into a residential area…

WhyNot :: They even had a large air-fish of their own…
It must be a pretty large organization.
>They are most likely sky pirates.
>But it’s rare for them to venture into a residential area…

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

Mr. Greasy-hair tries his hand at starting a conversation with the wannabe ethnic.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/GalileiE02.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Raise your head, Japanese.

FFF :: Let me see your face, Jap.

HorribleSubs :: Show me your face, Giapponese.

WhyNot :: Show me your face, Japanese.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

I hope people like this don’t actually exist.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/GalileiE03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Oh, I’m a huge Galileo enthusiast.
>Galileo enthusiast…?
I’ve always enjoyed his findings,
but then I stumbled across a code hidden in Milton’s “Paradise Lost.”
As soon as I cracked it, I got access to Galileo’s unpublished works!

FFF :: Ah, you see, I’m a huge fan of Galileo.
>A huge fan?
At first, my hobby was studying great historical figures,
but then I stumbled upon a secret code hidden inside Milton’s “Paradise Lost.”
When I decoded it, I discovered a description of a previously unknown discussion he had with Galileo!

HorribleSubs :: Oh, I’m a Galileo geek.
>A Galileo geek?
As a hobby, I started researching great historical figures in general.
But I happened to notice a hidden code in Milton’s {\i1}Paradise Lost{\i0}.
When I decoded it,
out came an unpublished dialogue between Galileo and him!

WhyNot :: Oh, I’m a Galileo geek.
>A Galileo geek?
As a hobby, I started researching great historical figures.
But I happened to notice a hidden code in Milton’s {\i1}Paradise Lost{\i0}.
When I decoded it,
I found an unpublished dialogue between him and Galileo!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

This show would be a lot better if it had nothing to do with Galileo.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/GalileiE04.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: So I began to research more about Galileo, but…
Galileo observed the Moon with his own handmade telescope.
He drew six sketches from his work.
They’re famous pieces that proved light reflected from the Earth to the Moon.

FFF :: And so I started researching Galileo.
He observed the moon through a self-made telescope and drew six sketches.
Those sketches illustrated the Earthshine phenomenon for the first time.

HorribleSubs :: So I began to investigate all kinds of things about Galileo…
He observed the Moon with a homemade telescope,
and left six sketches.
They are historically important, as they documented Earthshine for the world.

WhyNot :: So I began to investigate all kinds of things about Galileo…
He observed the Moon with a homemade telescope,
and left six sketches of what he saw.
They’re historically significant, as they documented Earthshine for the world.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

Harsh-chan is harsh.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/GalileiE05.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Hozuki-chan, don’t you realize what they will do to your sisters if you don’t go save them?
Oh, yes you do.
I’ll make it loud and clear.
They will kill them.

FFF :: Hozuki.
If you don’t rescue your family, who knows what they’ll do to them.
No, that’s not true.
I {\i1}do{\i0} know what they’ll do to them.
They’ll kill them.

HorribleSubs :: Hozuki, if you don’t go help your family,
you don’t know what they might do to them!
No, that’s a lie.
It’s easy to see that much.
They’ll be killed!

WhyNot :: Hozuki, if you don’t go help your family,
you have no idea what could happen to them.
Actually, that’s a lie.
It’s easy to see what would happen.
They’d be killed!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 6.

Ah, nostalgia~

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DameDesuYo :: You know, Hocchi…
she got lost pretty often when she was little, didn’t she?
>Don’t say that now.
>she would stand there for hours and watch other people’s skyfish.
>I was always the one who had to go find her.
And just when she seemed truly missing, you’d find her tinkering with Sylvia’s skyfish.
I wonder if Hocchi’s safe…

FFF :: You know how Hocchi used to always get lost when she was little?
>I wouldn’t call that getting lost.
>She would stare at someone’s minifish for hours without moving an inch.
>And they always made me go look for her.
And there was that time when we couldn’t find her for ages,
and it turned out she was actually taking Sylvie’s minifish apart.
I wonder if she’s all right.

HorribleSubs :: You know, Hocchii…
She used to get lost pretty often.
>She wasn’t lost.
>She’d spend hours staring at someone’s mini-fish.
>So I’d be the one sent out to find her.
Once, we lost sight of her,
and found her dismantling Sylvie’s mini-fish, right?
I wonder if she’s okay…

WhyNot :: You know, Hocchii…
She used to get lost pretty often.
>She wasn’t lost.
>She’d spend hours staring at someone’s mini-fish.
>So I’d be the one sent out to find her.
That one time we lost sight of her,
we found her dismantling Sylvie’s mini-fish, right?
I wonder if she’s okay…

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 7.

You know what would be nice hot right about now? Fucking anything. Fuck Minnesota weather. ;_;

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DameDesuYo :: What’s going on?
It’s getting really warm in here!
>The thermostat is damaged!
>It’s heating up quickly, so hurry up!

FFF :: What’s going on?
I’m getting really hot.
>The suit’s thermostat is damaged!
>The temperature will keep rising, so finish this as quickly as possible.

HorribleSubs :: What’s wrong?
It’s really hot in here.
>The suit’s thermostat is broken…
>The temperature will keep rising,
>so try to hurry!

WhyNot :: What’s wrong?
It’s really hot in here.
>The suit’s thermostat is broken…
>The temperature is going to keep rising,
>so try to hurry!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 8.

They’re referring to the goldfish ship she built.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/GalileiE08.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

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DameDesuYo :: Hozuki-chan, head to the rooftop fast!
I’ll be waiting in the Galileo.
>The Galileo?
>It’s the creator’s name.
>”Goldfish” is kinda boring, don’t you think?

FFF :: Hozuki! Hurry up and get to the roof.
I’m waiting for you in the Galileo.
>The Galileo?
>That’s what I named the mecha.
>”Goldfish” sounded a bit dull.

HorribleSubs :: Hozuki, get to the roof ASAP.
I’ll be waiting there with the {\i1}Galileo{\i0}.
>The {\i1}Galileo{\i0}?
>Your mecha.
>”Goldfish” sounds too lame, right?

WhyNot :: Hozuki, get to the roof ASAP.
I’ll be waiting there with the {\i1}Galileo{\i0}.
>The {\i1}Galileo{\i0}?
>Your mecha.
>I figured “Goldfish” sounded kind lame, don’t you think?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

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Spoiler:

Essential 1.

If you didn’t see the first episode, they’re talking about a giant flying goldfish airship that Hozuki built.

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DameDesuYo :: I found an old blueprint in the attic.
Working off of that, I built this skyfish piece by piece over the past three years.
>So you unlocked the security code of the experimental lab?
Yup.
>When?
>>Hey, would you look at that.

FFF :: I found some old blueprints in the attic.
So I put them together, and I’ve been working on it for the last three years.
>You cracked the lab’s security code?
>I had no idea!
>>How did you manage to miss that?!

HorribleSubs :: I found an old blueprint in the attic…
I modified the design and built it, little by little, over three years.
>Then…
>So you figured out the security code to the prototyping workshop?
>When did that happen?
>>Uh, you should have noticed.

WhyNot :: I found an old blueprint in the attic…
I modified the design and built it up, little by little, over the last three years.
>Then…
>You figured out the security code to the prototyping workshop?
>When did that happen?
>>How did you not notice?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

What a sad world they live in where one has to justify adding missiles to any form of transport. (For you non-Americans out there, I’m actually being serious.)

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Galilei02.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

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DameDesuYo :: Why arm it with missiles?
>Well, there are sky pirates flying around.
>Something dangerous could happen in flight, so it’s for self-defense.
>>So I should charge you with imperfect self-defense, then?

FFF :: So why do you have stuff like missiles?
>Well, I might get attacked by air pirates.
>It’s dangerous out there, so I added them to protect myself.
>>You could be facing excessive self-defense charges here.

HorribleSubs :: Why is it equipped with missiles and stuff?
>Because there are sky pirates.
>Other stuff could also happen along the way, so I took preventative measures.
>>I should charge you with excessive force in self-defense.

WhyNot :: Why does it have missiles and stuff?
>Because there are sky pirates.
>Or in case something else happens along the way… These are just preventative measures.
>>I should charge you with excessive force used in self-defense.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

I don’t believe you.

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DameDesuYo :: Cops aren’t always the good guys, you know.

FFF :: The police aren’t always as righteous as you’d think.

HorribleSubs :: There’s no guarantee that cops won’t do bad things.

WhyNot :: There’s no guarantee that cops won’t do bad things.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

Lawyer-chan hypes up.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_06.37_[2013.10.23_10.03.11]

DameDesuYo :: I’ll sue them for an ungodly amount of money over this!

FFF :: There’ll be no end to the indemnities they’ll have to pay!

HorribleSubs :: We’ll rip them a new one later, with compensation for damages.

WhyNot :: We’ll rip them a new one later, with compensation for damages.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

I think you could have found a better macguffin than this shit, Japan.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_08.44_[2013.10.23_10.03.32]

DameDesuYo :: Also, Galileo hid clues of a discovery greater than his theory of heliocentricism in his sketches.
That discovery is Galileo’s heritage: Galileo’s Tesoro.

FFF :: Word has it that in those six sketches,
Galileo left hints to a grand discovery on a scale rivaling that of the heliocentric model.
And that discovery is what people call “Galileo’s relic,” or “Galileo’s treasure.”

HorribleSubs :: Anyway, it seems Galileo embedded clues in the six sketches
concerning a discovery that would even rival his defense of geocentricism.
And that discovery is Galileo’s inheritance…
The Galileo Tesoro.

WhyNot :: Anyway, it seems Galileo embedded clues in the six sketches
concerning a discovery that would even rival his defense of heliocentrism.
And that discovery is Galileo’s inheritance…
The Galileo Tesoro.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

The second line here is a flashback line.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_10.41_[2013.10.23_10.03.44]

DameDesuYo :: What is that goldfish flier?
>I found an old blueprint in the attic.
>>That’s something Hozuki made on her own! It’s got nothin’ to do with Galileo!

FFF :: What was that goldfish mecha?
>I found some old blueprints in the attic.
>>That’s just something Hozuki built on her own!
>>It has nothing to do with Galileo!

HorribleSubs :: What’s with that goldfish mecha?
>I found an old blueprint in the attic…
>>That’s just a mecha Hozuki put together on her own.
>>It has nothing to do with Galileo!

WhyNot :: And what’s the story behind that goldfish mecha?
>I found an old blueprint in the attic…
>>That mecha is just something Hozuki put together in her spare time!
>>It has nothing to do with Galileo!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

I’m hungry too. Count Chocula for lunch? You bet your ass.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_11.22_[2013.10.23_10.04.08]

DameDesuYo :: I can’t believe your stomach is growling at a time like this.
>It growls when it wants to
>even if I were being rejected or someone were dying.

FFF :: I can’t believe you!
How can you be hungry at a time like this?!
>People can’t control when they get hungry.
>Doesn’t matter whether you just got dumped, or someone just died.

HorribleSubs :: Unbelievable.
How can you be hungry at a time like this?
>Hunger is as hunger does, no matter what’s happening.
>You can be hungry even after being dumped or someone’s death.

WhyNot :: I can’t believe you.
How can you be hungry at a time like this?
>Crisis or not, a girl has to eat.
>You can still feel hungry after getting dumped, or even after somebody dies.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

Greasy-kun so deep.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_15.51_[2013.10.23_10.04.31]

DameDesuYo :: There will be chaos if a gun is fired in the police station.
Also, they’re still children!
>No one can choose the time or place of their own death.
>It is fair for all the living, Cassini.

FFF :: Firing a gun inside the station could cause problems.
Not to mention they’re still children!
>Death cares not for time or place.
>It’s equally ruthless to everyone, Cassini.

HorribleSubs :: We can’t have you using firearms in the station.
Besides, those girls are still children…
>Death knows neither time nor place.
>It is fair and merciless to all, Cassini.

WhyNot :: We can’t have you using firearms in the station.
Besides, they’re still children…
>Death knows neither time nor place.
>It is fair and merciful to none, Cassini.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

I can’t wait till this guy gets killed off.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_20.09_[2013.10.23_10.05.08]

DameDesuYo :: If the enemies’re investigating a Galileo mystery,
Then you three go solve dat mystery!
I want y’all to overcome Galileo’s curse.

FFF :: Our opponents are trying to solve Galileo’s mystery.
So you three go and solve it before they do!
Then come back and use Galileo’s magic to confront them!

HorribleSubs :: If the enemy’s after Galileo’s secrets,
you three should discover them.
Break Galileo’s hold on us.

WhyNot :: If the enemy’s after Galileo’s secrets,
you three should be the ones to discover them.
Break Galileo’s hold on our family.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

I think this is supposed to be inspiring.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_20.17_[2013.10.23_10.05.19]

DameDesuYo :: Your papa’s got the brawn
but your mother’s got the brains.
But that’s fine.
I won’t stop here!

FFF :: I’m actually more of a sports person.
Your mother is way better than me at thinking.
But you know…
My will is unyielding!

HorribleSubs :: I’ve always been the jock of the family.
Your mom may trump me for brains…
But you know what?
When it comes to backbone, I beat her any day!

WhyNot :: I’ve always been the muscle of the family.
Your mom may trump me in brains…
But you know what?
When it comes to backbone, I beat her any day!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Holy fucking shit, Dark_Sage. Give me more comparisons. I fucking live for this! (Put the knife down and click the spoiler. We got eight more comparisons for ya.)
Oh my god, put a bullet in my head. When is this shit gonna be over with already? (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)

Expanded 1.

I can almost smell the hippie from here. No, marijuana is not a valid form of deodorant.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_04.16_[2013.10.23_11.09.06]

DameDesuYo :: They even have this huge skyfish.
Can’t think of nothin’ but some big organization.
>My guess is that they’re the sky pirates.
>But it’s rather unusual for them into come a town like this.

FFF :: They had a large airfish!
They must’ve been part of some large scale organization!
>They were probably air pirates.
>It’s quite unusual to see them in urban areas.

HorribleSubs :: They even had a large air-fish…
It must be quite a big organization.
>They are most likely air pirates.
>But it’s rare for them to venture into a residential area…

WhyNot :: They even had a large air-fish of their own…
It must be a pretty large organization.
>They are most likely sky pirates.
>But it’s rare for them to venture into a residential area…

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

Mr. Greasy-hair tries his hand at starting a conversation with the wannabe ethnic.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_07.10_[2013.10.23_11.09.36]

DameDesuYo :: Raise your head, Japanese.

FFF :: Let me see your face, Jap.

HorribleSubs :: Show me your face, Giapponese.

WhyNot :: Show me your face, Japanese.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

I hope people like this don’t actually exist.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_07.53_[2013.10.23_11.09.49]

DameDesuYo :: Oh, I’m a huge Galileo enthusiast.
>Galileo enthusiast…?
I’ve always enjoyed his findings,
but then I stumbled across a code hidden in Milton’s “Paradise Lost.”
As soon as I cracked it, I got access to Galileo’s unpublished works!

FFF :: Ah, you see, I’m a huge fan of Galileo.
>A huge fan?
At first, my hobby was studying great historical figures,
but then I stumbled upon a secret code hidden inside Milton’s “Paradise Lost.”
When I decoded it, I discovered a description of a previously unknown discussion he had with Galileo!

HorribleSubs :: Oh, I’m a Galileo geek.
>A Galileo geek?
As a hobby, I started researching great historical figures in general.
But I happened to notice a hidden code in Milton’s {\i1}Paradise Lost{\i0}.
When I decoded it,
out came an unpublished dialogue between Galileo and him!

WhyNot :: Oh, I’m a Galileo geek.
>A Galileo geek?
As a hobby, I started researching great historical figures.
But I happened to notice a hidden code in Milton’s {\i1}Paradise Lost{\i0}.
When I decoded it,
I found an unpublished dialogue between him and Galileo!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

This show would be a lot better if it had nothing to do with Galileo.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_08.15_[2013.10.23_11.09.57]

DameDesuYo :: So I began to research more about Galileo, but…
Galileo observed the Moon with his own handmade telescope.
He drew six sketches from his work.
They’re famous pieces that proved light reflected from the Earth to the Moon.

FFF :: And so I started researching Galileo.
He observed the moon through a self-made telescope and drew six sketches.
Those sketches illustrated the Earthshine phenomenon for the first time.

HorribleSubs :: So I began to investigate all kinds of things about Galileo…
He observed the Moon with a homemade telescope,
and left six sketches.
They are historically important, as they documented Earthshine for the world.

WhyNot :: So I began to investigate all kinds of things about Galileo…
He observed the Moon with a homemade telescope,
and left six sketches of what he saw.
They’re historically significant, as they documented Earthshine for the world.

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Harsh-chan is harsh.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_12.41_[2013.10.23_11.10.22]

DameDesuYo :: Hozuki-chan, don’t you realize what they will do to your sisters if you don’t go save them?
Oh, yes you do.
I’ll make it loud and clear.
They will kill them.

FFF :: Hozuki.
If you don’t rescue your family, who knows what they’ll do to them.
No, that’s not true.
I {\i1}do{\i0} know what they’ll do to them.
They’ll kill them.

HorribleSubs :: Hozuki, if you don’t go help your family,
you don’t know what they might do to them!
No, that’s a lie.
It’s easy to see that much.
They’ll be killed!

WhyNot :: Hozuki, if you don’t go help your family,
you have no idea what could happen to them.
Actually, that’s a lie.
It’s easy to see what would happen.
They’d be killed!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Ah, nostalgia~

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_15.01_[2013.10.23_11.10.45]

DameDesuYo :: You know, Hocchi…
she got lost pretty often when she was little, didn’t she?
>Don’t say that now.
>she would stand there for hours and watch other people’s skyfish.
>I was always the one who had to go find her.
And just when she seemed truly missing, you’d find her tinkering with Sylvia’s skyfish.
I wonder if Hocchi’s safe…

FFF :: You know how Hocchi used to always get lost when she was little?
>I wouldn’t call that getting lost.
>She would stare at someone’s minifish for hours without moving an inch.
>And they always made me go look for her.
And there was that time when we couldn’t find her for ages,
and it turned out she was actually taking Sylvie’s minifish apart.
I wonder if she’s all right.

HorribleSubs :: You know, Hocchii…
She used to get lost pretty often.
>She wasn’t lost.
>She’d spend hours staring at someone’s mini-fish.
>So I’d be the one sent out to find her.
Once, we lost sight of her,
and found her dismantling Sylvie’s mini-fish, right?
I wonder if she’s okay…

WhyNot :: You know, Hocchii…
She used to get lost pretty often.
>She wasn’t lost.
>She’d spend hours staring at someone’s mini-fish.
>So I’d be the one sent out to find her.
That one time we lost sight of her,
we found her dismantling Sylvie’s mini-fish, right?
I wonder if she’s okay…

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

You know what would be nice hot right about now? Fucking anything. Fuck Minnesota weather. ;_;

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_17.33_[2013.10.23_11.10.56]

DameDesuYo :: What’s going on?
It’s getting really warm in here!
>The thermostat is damaged!
>It’s heating up quickly, so hurry up!

FFF :: What’s going on?
I’m getting really hot.
>The suit’s thermostat is damaged!
>The temperature will keep rising, so finish this as quickly as possible.

HorribleSubs :: What’s wrong?
It’s really hot in here.
>The suit’s thermostat is broken…
>The temperature will keep rising,
>so try to hurry!

WhyNot :: What’s wrong?
It’s really hot in here.
>The suit’s thermostat is broken…
>The temperature is going to keep rising,
>so try to hurry!

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

They’re referring to the goldfish ship she built.

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[FFF] Galilei Donna – 02 [FBB5E65F].mkv_snapshot_19.07_[2013.10.23_11.11.20]

DameDesuYo :: Hozuki-chan, head to the rooftop fast!
I’ll be waiting in the Galileo.
>The Galileo?
>It’s the creator’s name.
>”Goldfish” is kinda boring, don’t you think?

FFF :: Hozuki! Hurry up and get to the roof.
I’m waiting for you in the Galileo.
>The Galileo?
>That’s what I named the mecha.
>”Goldfish” sounded a bit dull.

HorribleSubs :: Hozuki, get to the roof ASAP.
I’ll be waiting there with the {\i1}Galileo{\i0}.
>The {\i1}Galileo{\i0}?
>Your mecha.
>”Goldfish” sounds too lame, right?

WhyNot :: Hozuki, get to the roof ASAP.
I’ll be waiting there with the {\i1}Galileo{\i0}.
>The {\i1}Galileo{\i0}?
>Your mecha.
>I figured “Goldfish” sounded kind lame, don’t you think?

N/A :: N/A. They all suck.

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25 Comments

Anon says:

>not including Commie

D_S confirmed for boycotting Commie for boycotting Crymore.

Anon says:

Excuse me, it’s not a ‘fakesub’, it’s called minimalistic editing.

Get with the times, jii-san.

Hairy says:

I’m sure you’ve included “minimalistic” Crunchy edits in TL parties before.

Someone says:

If its so minimal you could just go with commie after finishing with mostly horriblesubs lines being picked?

Xikarra says:

“>even if I were being rejected or someone were dying.”
seriously?

Dark_Sage says:

“Then come back and use Galileo’s magic to confront them!” was my personal favorite.

Pacific says:

I liked that line too, but I felt the overall wording of the sequence was inferior.

“Crisis or not, a girl has to eat.” was my favorite line.

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 4 times
FFF: 6 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
WhyNot: 8 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot

FFF seems like a good choice too. I’ll probably pick up GD again after your actual reviews. I watched a couple eps by Commie which, along with the YA feel, had left a bad taste in my mouth.

Dark_Sage says:

Overall scores…
N/A: 3 times
DameDesuYo: 3 times
FFF: 3 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
WhyNot: 1 time

And a vote for the bleach it is.

Vanth says:

Hope the reviews of Galilei Donna are next in your pipeline.

Dark_Sage says:

I’m gonna throw out a Log Horizon first, but yes, they’re at the top of my mental list.

Xikarra says:

DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 8 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
WhyNot: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is FFF

I watched it with FFF’s but I didn’t expect myself to be that biased.

Vanth says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 7 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
WhyNot: 8 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot.

Yeah, I’ll stick with FFF since they’re faster.

stushi says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 3 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
WhyNot: 3 times
It’s a tie between FFF and WhyNot

Probably still watch commie since I’m too lazy to check nyaa every time.

flecht says:

If you’ve got modern torrent client, use RSS feeds. They are really convenient.

Zash says:

DameDesuYo: 2 times
FFF: 6 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
WhyNot: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is FFF

Solaristics says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 5 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
WhyNot: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is FFF

As expected.

Guy says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 4 times
HorribleSubs: 4 times
WhyNot: 3 times
It’s a tie between FFF and HorribleSubs

The one about Death’s mercy bugged me to no end, should be a major point in the reviews, IMO:

“>It is fair and merciful to none, Cassini.”

I actually had to go download another translation to see what they meant here, since it could be read as “Fair to none and merciful to none” or “Fair” and “Merciful to none”, which is what they had meant.

A comma wouldn’t have gone amiss there.

njd09 says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 0 times
FFF: 5 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
WhyNot: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

Well, I’m glad I downloaded the right release then. Have to get around to watching it though.

AzureHakua says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 3 times
FFF: 5 time
HorribleSubs: 1 times
WhyNot: 1 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

But I don’t like FFF :/

Someone says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 6 times
WhyNot: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs.

Monkey D. Fluffy says:

CR/HS are unacceptable for confusing geocentrism and heliocentrism alone.

B1 says:

Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 0 times
FFF: 8 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
WhyNot: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is FFF.

I actually watched the Whynot versions, so this is something of a surprise.

Anomaly says:

I seem to be an outliar o.o
Overall scores…
DameDesuYo: 2 times
FFF: 3 times
HorribleSubs: 4 times
WhyNot: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is WhyNot

stgmefly says:

I’m back:
DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 2 times
WhyNot: 5 times

Yeah why not:
DameDesuYo: 1 time
FFF: 8 times
HorribleSubs: 2 times
WhyNot: 7 times
Looks like your best bet is FFF

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