Translation Party: [Doki vs. HorribleSubs vs. Kaylith vs. Lazy Lily vs. Mezashite] Sakura Trick (Episode 01)

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Girls only ITT.

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Spoiler:
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7. Party hard.

 

 

Sakura Trick – Episode 01

Comparisons: 10 or 20

Participants:

Doki

HorribleSubs

Kaylith

Lazy Lily

Mezashite

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

{\an8} text is centered at the top of the screen

 

 

 

Essential 1.

Red is all mopey about being unable to sit behind Yellow in their class and starts wondering what kinda people she’ll be sitting next to instead.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 01

Doki :: Without Yuu-chan around,
what will I talk about?
If someone creepy sits next to me…

HorribleSubs :: Without Yuu-chan here, I don’t know what to talk about…
What if my neighbor is someone nasty?

Mezashite :: I have no idea what to talk about without Yuu-chan here.
What if the person next to me’s an insensitive jerk?

Kaylith :: If Yuu-chan’s not here, who am I supposed to talk to?
What if the person next to me is really cold?

Lazy Lily :: I don’t have much to talk about without Yuu here…
What if my neighbor’s really insensitive or something?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 2.

One of her seat neighbors comes by and crotchjams the desk ala Nina from Code Geass. She then goes all kyaa~, inspiring Red to think l-lewd thoughts.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick02.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 02

Doki :: They’re here!
>Wow, I let out a weird noise!
>So embarrassing!
No, she’s not creepy.
She’s very sensitive!

HorribleSubs :: Here she is!
>Whoa! I made a weird noise! I’m so embarrassed…
No… She’s not nasty.
She’s a highly sensitive girl!

Mezashite :: That’s her!
>Oh god, I made a weird sound! I’m so embarrassed!
No, she’s not an insensitive jerk at all.
In fact, she’s {\i1}super{\i0} sensitive!

Kaylith :: Here they are!
>Whoa! That was a strange noise!
>Talk about embarrassing!
Well, they’re definitely not cold.
They’re the complete opposite!

Lazy Lily :: She’s here!
>Ah, I made a weird sound!
>So embarrassing!
Oh no, she’s actually…
not insensitive at all!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 3.

Yellow and Red are linking arms, which is weird to dog ears-chan.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 03

Doki :: You don’t like hooking arms?
>You don’t usually do that in high school.
>>Yuzu-chan is just too worried about the fact that Kaede-chan is the same gender as her!
>So you think of each other as being opposite genders?

HorribleSubs :: You don’t like linking arms?
>Uh…
>You wouldn’t normally do that, would you?
>We’re high schoolers now.
>>You’re too self-conscious of the fact that you’re both the same sex!
>You two think of each other as the opposite sex?

Mezashite :: You don’t like linking arms?
>It’s just not something you do.
>We’re high schoolers now.
>>Yuzu-chan, you’re too worried about you and Kaede-chan both being girls!
>And {\i1}you{\i0} two are the exact opposite.

Kaylith :: What, you don’t like linking arms?
>Huh?
>Well, most people don’t walk around like that.
>Especially not in high school.
>>Yuzu-chan, don’t worry about the fact that you’re both girls!
>Are you implying that you two {\i1}aren’t{\i0}?

Lazy Lily :: You don’t like linking arms?
>It’s not really normal, y’know?
>Now that we’re in high school and all.
>>You’re just afraid of what people will think because Kaede is also a girl!
>So you just pretend you’re a boy?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 4.

The principal announces what’s happening with the school.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick04.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 04

Doki :: It has been decided that our school will be merged with the East High School in three years.
That means you will be the last first-year class this school has.

HorribleSubs :: In three years, our school will merge with East High and be closed.
As a result, you will be the final first year class of West High.

Mezashite :: In three years’ time, our school will shut down and merge with East High.
Therefore, you will be West High’s last incoming class.

Kaylith :: In three years, this school will close down and merge with East Misato High.
As a result, you all are the last students West Misato will ever have.

Lazy Lily :: Our school will be combined with the east school and will be effectively dissolved in three years.
{second line untranslated}

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 5.

Red visits a classroom and gets all mopey.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick05.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 05

Doki :: This classroom’s empty?
I wonder if my relationship with Yuu-chan will become as empty as this classroom.
We used to be so close, though.

HorribleSubs :: Is this a vacant room?
I wonder if we’ll change, too…
Yuu-chan and I, just like this classroom…
Even though she was right there before…

Mezashite :: Is this an unused classroom?
I wonder if Yuu-chan and I will change… just like this classroom has.
It used to be just like us.

Kaylith :: A deserted classroom?
I wonder if my relationship with Yuu-chan will change, just like this classroom.
In the past, she would always be there…

Lazy Lily :: This is… an unused classroom?
Will Yuu and I grow distant? Will my heart become empty, just like this classroom?
Can we only be together in the past?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 6.

Yellow freaks out over Red’s proposal for them to kissu. Red decides to manipulate her into sexy times.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick06.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 06

Doki :: School is for studying!
It’s not a place for kissing!
>Oh my!
>The Yuu-chan who sleeps during class is actually talking about studying?
>Since you can’t study,
>you can’t kiss either?
>Oh my.

HorribleSubs :: A school is a place of study,
not somewhere to kiss!
>Oh, my!
>The word “study,” out of the mouth
>of the girl who sleeps during class?
Huh?
>You can’t study, {\i1}and{\i0} you can’t kiss?
>Oh, dear…

Mezashite :: School is a place of learning!
It’s not a place for kissing!
>My!
>Did I just hear the word “learning” from someone who sleeps through her classes?
>Not only is she bad at learning, but she can’t even kiss.
>My, my…

Kaylith :: School is a place for learning,
not a place for kissing!
>Wow!
>A place for learning? I never knew sleeping counted as learning, Ms. Sleeps-a-lot!
Huh?
>You can’t learn, and you can’t kiss me. I’m astonished!

Lazy Lily :: School is a place for studying, not a place for kissing!
>Oh, my!
>Studying, you say? Coming from the one always sleeping in class?
>If you can’t even stay awake, how can you possibly kiss well?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 7.

Yellow says something corny about the empty classroom. Red stays silent.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick07.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 07

Doki :: Nobody will disturb us here!
Say something.
>Yuu-chan is so cute when she tries to say something cool but gets embarrassed when you don’t play along.

HorribleSubs :: The back’s wide open!
Make some sort of comeback.
>She tried to say something funny,
>but seeing her get embarrassed because I didn’t go along with it is so cute!

Mezashite :: Your back is wide open!
Say something already.
>She tried to say something funny,
>but she’s embarrassed because I didn’t react at all. Yuu-chan’s so cute!

Kaylith :: Your backside’s wide open!
Stop being so quiet.
>Wow, Yuu-chan’s so cute when she’s embarrassed like this!

Lazy Lily :: Your back is wide open!
Hey, say something.
>Yuu gets so embarrassed when I don’t react to her jokes, how cute!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 8.

Red gets all mopey about the empty classroom and thinks to what will happen when the school closes down.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick08.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 08

Doki :: I wonder if they’re going to clean here.
>You mean the desks and stuff?
If possible, I’d like it to stay like this.
After all, it’s the place of our memories.

HorribleSubs :: I wonder if they’re going to clear out this room.
>Like the desks?
I wish they’d leave it this way forever…
After all, this place does hold memories for us.

Mezashite :: I wonder if they’ll empty out this room.
>Like the desks?
I hope they leave everything as it is.
Then it’ll stay the way it is in our memories.

Kaylith :: Should we clean this place up?
>You mean, like the desks and stuff?
If possible, I’d like to keep it this way.
After all, this place holds some special memories for us.

Lazy Lily :: I wonder if they’ll move things around.
>Like the desks?
I want it to stay exactly the same…
…because this place is a precious memory to us.

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 9.

Nipa.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick09.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 09

Doki :: What’s that?
She’s reacting like she doesn’t really get it, but thinks it’d be best to laugh anyway!

HorribleSubs :: What’s with that “I don’t really get it,
so I’ll just smile” reaction?

Mezashite :: What’s with that face that says you didn’t understand anything so you decided to laugh it off?

Kaylith :: What’s with this “I don’t quite understand, so I’ll just smile and nod” reaction?

Lazy Lily :: Does she really not remember what happened or is she just a complete ditz?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 10.

The more prominent freaked out girl asked Yellow and Red to go on a quest to get her yakisoba. She was expecting a yakisoba bun, and her friend in the background figured Yellow and Red would fuck up and get an instant-yakisoba cup or something.

Turns out (prepare your belly for a laugh!) Yellow and Red bought yakisoba-flavored pocky instead! Haha, yeah. Comedy, amirite?

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrick10.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Essential 10

Doki :: Well, where’s my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Stop the cup thing already.
>>We brought it here!
>>It was the last one.
>>Here!
>Actually, this can’t be called a cup.

HorribleSubs :: So, where’s my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Stop chanting “cup” already.
>>I bought it!
>>It was the last one.
>>Here!
>It wasn’t even in the right dimension to be called a “cup.”

Mezashite :: So did you bring my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Knock the cup call off already.
>>You bet I did!
>>It was the last one they had left.
>>Here.
>I think you’re missing a dimension there.

Kaylith :: All right, how about my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Could you stop with the chanting?
>>We bought it, all right!
>>It was the last one they had.
>>Here you go!
>That might actually be worse…

Lazy Lily :: So, where’s my yakisoba bun?
>Cup! Cup! Cup!
Stop chanting right now.
>>I have it right here.
>>It was the last one, too.
>>Here you go!
>Even I couldn’t have predicted this…

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

Decision Point:

  1. Please tell me there are lewd images below. (‘Fraid not. Yes there are. Hit the spoiler and keep reading.)
  2. Five groups is a little much, D_S. (Fair enough. Head down to the results.)

 

Spoiler:

Expanded 1.

Red daydreams about getting to sit behind Yellow. Guess she’s an ass girl.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrickE01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Extended 01

Doki :: I hope we’ll be in the same class.
And I hope I’ll get to sit in the seat behind Yuu-chan, just like in middle school.
When the sun sets, and the sakura petals fly.
That’s when…

HorribleSubs :: I hope we’re in the same class…
And it’d be even better if I get to sit behind her,
just like in middle school…
Cherry blossoms will rain down over the school at sunset.
And then…

Mezashite :: I hope we’re in the same class.
And it’d be really nice if I got to sit behind her like I did in middle school.
The sakura petals will flutter by the dusk-stained classroom.
And then…

Kaylith :: I hope we’re in the same class.
Then maybe I can sit behind her, just like I did in middle school.
And as the sun sets on the horizon,
and the sakura petals flutter about, we’ll…

Lazy Lily :: I hope we’re in the same class…
It’d be great if I got to sit right behind her like I did in middle school.
Cherry blossom petals would be fluttering around, amidst a perfect sunset.
And then…

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

Red explains the concept of alphabetical seating to the show’s elementary school audience.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrickE02.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Extended 02

Doki :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
The first character in my name is “ta”.
My best friend, Sonoda Yuu-chan, has “so”.
So if we’re in same class, I’ll get to sit right behind Yuu-chan!
{\an8}TL Note: “ta” comes right after “so” in the ordering of Japanese kana

HorribleSubs :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
My last name begins with “Ta.”
My best friend Sonoda Yuu-chan’s starts with “So.”
If we’re in the same class, then my seat should be right behind hers!

Mezashite :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
My family name begins with “Ta”.
My best friend, Sonoda Yuu-chan’s name starts with “So”.
If we end up in the same class, then I’ll be right behind her!

Kaylith :: My name’s Takayama Haruka.
My last name starts with “Ta.”
My best friend’s name starts with “So.” Sonoda Yuu-chan.
If we’re in the same class, my seat should be right behind hers!

Lazy Lily :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
My last name starts with “Ta.”
And my friend’s last name, Sonoda Yuu, starts with “So.”
If we’re going by sitting arrangements I would be sitting at her back.

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

The girl pointing out Minami’s name is actually Minami’s friend from middle school. She’s bringing attention to Minami because she gets off on embarrassment play.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrickE03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Extended 03

Doki :: Look at this name.
>Minami Shizuku?
Unusual, isn’t it?
Her name sounds like something straight out of a shoujo manga,
so she’s got to be a total beauty!

HorribleSubs :: Look at this name!
>Minami Shizuku?
Isn’t it unusual?
It’s like a name out of a shoujo manga.
She’s gotta be a total beauty!

Mezashite :: Check out this name.
>Minami Shizuku?
Doesn’t it stand out?
With a name that sounds like it’s straight out of a shoujo manga,
you know she’s gotta be a beauty!

Kaylith :: Look at this name!
>”Minami Shizuku”?
It’s crazy, right?
It’s like a name right out of a romance manga.
I bet she’s, like, totally gorgeous!

Lazy Lily :: Look at this name.
>Minami Shizuku?
Interesting, right? It sounds like a name out of a comic.
She’s probably gorgeous!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

Red freaks out that she can’t link arms with Yellow. The other two girls get confused. (I can’t tell the difference between the girls, so I’m just gonna pretend they’re both the same person in the line differentiations.)

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrickE04.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Extended 04

Doki :: My special place!
>What’s wrong, Haruka?
E-Erm, spe…
>>Spe?
>>Spe?
Special place…
N-Never mind!
>>Trouble?
>>Trip?
>>Run away?
>>Escape?

HorribleSubs :: My special spot!
>What’s wrong, Haruka?
Huh? Um… My s—
>>”S”?
>>S?
S…
Special spot…
I-It’s nothing!
>>Strife?
>>Sabbatical?
>>Skedaddle?
>>Scram?

Mezashite :: That’s my treasured spot!
>Haruka, what’s up?
M-My tr…
>>Tr—?
>>Tr—?
Tr…
Treasured spot!
J-Just forget it!
>>Trouble?
>>Trip?
>>Traipse?
>>Trapeze?

Kaylith :: My treasured place!
>What’s up, Haruka?
My tr…
>>”Tr”?
>>”Tr”?
Tr…
My treasured place…
F-Forget it!
>>Trouble?
>>Tripping?
>>Trunning away?
>>Re{\i1}tr{\i0}eating?

Lazy Lily :: That’s {\i1}my{\i0} treasured spot!
>What’s wrong, Haruka?
Eh? Um…
>>Tr-…
>>“Tr”?
T-Treasured spot!
N-Nothing!
>>Trouble?
>>Trip?
>>Truffle?
>>Transit?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

Yellow apologizes for linking arms with other ladies.

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Sakura Trick Extended 05

Doki :: I should have realised it!
I’m so sorry!
>Realised?
That you’re a jealous, clingy woman!

HorribleSubs :: I knew, but I still… I’m sorry!
>Knew what?
That you were a jealous, clingy woman!

Mezashite :: I’m sorry I pretended not to know!
>Know what?
That you’re clingy and get jealous really easily!

Kaylith :: I’m sorry! I knew about it, and I’m sorry!
>Knew what?
That you’re the super-clingy type!

Lazy Lily :: I let them do that even though I knew, I’m sorry!
>Knew what?
That you’re an incredibly clingy and persistently jealous girl!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 6.

Red suggests a kissu.

Note that one group has an extra line. I included it so the flow made sense. It won’t appear in the mp3.

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Sakura Trick Extended 06

Doki :: We should do something that we would remember for the rest of our lives.
>Then…
>K-Kiss?

HorribleSubs :: If we’re doing something,
it should be a memory that will last a lifetime.
>What about a…
>k-kiss?

Mezashite :: How about we make a memory that we’ll never forget?
>Then…
>A-A kiss?

Kaylith :: If nothing else, let’s try to make it a lasting memory.
>Then…
>how about a k-kiss?

Lazy Lily :: E-Er… What should we do?
Above all, it should be something the two of us won’t easily forget.
>How about…
>a k-kiss?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 7.

Red remembers back to Yellow not remembering things.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrickE07.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Extended 07

Doki :: Please return my maths notebook soon!
>Huh? I didn’t borrow it.
No way!
I lent it to you yesterday!

HorribleSubs :: Give back my math notes already.
>I didn’t borrow them.
No way, I lent them to you this morning!

Mezashite :: Please give me my math notebook back soon.
>Why would I have it?
Come on, I lent you it this morning.

Kaylith :: Can I have my math notes back soon?
>Huh? I didn’t borrow them.
You totally did! Just this morning!

Lazy Lily :: Can I please have my math notebook back?
>Eh? I didn’t borrow it.
What? I gave it to you this morning!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 8.

Dog ears hits Girl A with the truth.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SakuraTrickE08.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Sakura Trick Extended 08

Doki :: Of course a high school girl wouldn’t eat cup yakisoba!
Yakisoba bread is more refined!

HorribleSubs :: But a high school girl wouldn’t be eating cup yakisoba!
There’s something dignified about the bread version, isn’t there?

Mezashite :: Just think for a second! There’s no way a girl would ask for {\i1}this{\i0}.
There’s a certain elegance to yakisoba bread!

Kaylith :: Okay, but hold on. No high school girl would buy, nor eat, cup yakisoba.
Yakisoba bread’s the refined choice!

Lazy Lily :: Yes, but obviously girls don’t eat yakisoba from a cup.
Eating them with bread is more refined.

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 9.

Shizuku brought cup yakisoba but doesn’t want to eat it anymore since dog ears made fun of girls who like it. Her friend notices and teases her about it.

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Sakura Trick Extended 09

Doki :: Shizuku-chan, where’s your lunch?
>I’m not hungry.
I have hot water!
>I don’t care about hot water.

HorribleSubs :: Shizuku-chan, where’s your lunch?
>I’m not hungry.
I’ve got hot water!
>I don’t care about hot water.

Mezashite :: Shizuku-chan, not going to eat?
>I don’t have an appetite.
I’ve got boiling water.
>Why would I want that?

Kaylith :: Shizuku-chan, where’s your lunch?
>I’m not feeling hungry, so…
I’ve got hot water!
>Good for you.

Lazy Lily :: Where’s your lunch, Shizuku?
>I’m not hungry.
I have hot water!
>That’s not food…

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 10.

Yellow grabbed Red’s boobs, which triggered Red’s memories of being raped by her father. Damn, this show got heavy.

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Sakura Trick Extended 10

Doki :: Pervert!
Yuu-chan, you pervert!
You did that on purpose, didn’t you?
You wouldn’t normally just grab someone’s chest!

HorribleSubs :: Perv! Yuu-chan, you perv!
You did that on purpose, didn’t you?
No one would normally grab onto someone’s chest!

Mezashite :: Lewd! You’re so lewd!
I bet you did that on purpose!
Boob grabbing doesn’t happen by accident!

Kaylith :: You perv! Yuu-chan, you perv!
That was on purpose, wasn’t it?
People don’t normally grab other people’s breasts!

Lazy Lily :: Pervert!
You’re such a pervert!
I bet you did it on purpose!
Who goes straight for the chest?!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

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Essential 1.

Red is all mopey about being unable to sit behind Yellow in their class and starts wondering what kinda people she’ll be sitting next to instead.

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Sakura Trick Essential 01

Doki :: Without Yuu-chan around,
what will I talk about?
If someone creepy sits next to me…

HorribleSubs :: Without Yuu-chan here, I don’t know what to talk about…
What if my neighbor is someone nasty?

Mezashite :: I have no idea what to talk about without Yuu-chan here.
What if the person next to me’s an insensitive jerk?

Kaylith :: If Yuu-chan’s not here, who am I supposed to talk to?
What if the person next to me is really cold?

Lazy Lily :: I don’t have much to talk about without Yuu here…
What if my neighbor’s really insensitive or something?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

One of her seat neighbors comes by and crotchjams the desk ala Nina from Code Geass. She then goes all kyaa~, inspiring Red to think l-lewd thoughts.

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Sakura Trick Essential 02

Doki :: They’re here!
>Wow, I let out a weird noise!
>So embarrassing!
No, she’s not creepy.
She’s very sensitive!

HorribleSubs :: Here she is!
>Whoa! I made a weird noise! I’m so embarrassed…
No… She’s not nasty.
She’s a highly sensitive girl!

Mezashite :: That’s her!
>Oh god, I made a weird sound! I’m so embarrassed!
No, she’s not an insensitive jerk at all.
In fact, she’s {\i1}super{\i0} sensitive!

Kaylith :: Here they are!
>Whoa! That was a strange noise!
>Talk about embarrassing!
Well, they’re definitely not cold.
They’re the complete opposite!

Lazy Lily :: She’s here!
>Ah, I made a weird sound!
>So embarrassing!
Oh no, she’s actually…
not insensitive at all!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Yellow and Red are linking arms, which is weird to dog ears-chan.

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Sakura Trick Essential 03

Doki :: You don’t like hooking arms?
>You don’t usually do that in high school.
>>Yuzu-chan is just too worried about the fact that Kaede-chan is the same gender as her!
>So you think of each other as being opposite genders?

HorribleSubs :: You don’t like linking arms?
>Uh…
>You wouldn’t normally do that, would you?
>We’re high schoolers now.
>>You’re too self-conscious of the fact that you’re both the same sex!
>You two think of each other as the opposite sex?

Mezashite :: You don’t like linking arms?
>It’s just not something you do.
>We’re high schoolers now.
>>Yuzu-chan, you’re too worried about you and Kaede-chan both being girls!
>And {\i1}you{\i0} two are the exact opposite.

Kaylith :: What, you don’t like linking arms?
>Huh?
>Well, most people don’t walk around like that.
>Especially not in high school.
>>Yuzu-chan, don’t worry about the fact that you’re both girls!
>Are you implying that you two {\i1}aren’t{\i0}?

Lazy Lily :: You don’t like linking arms?
>It’s not really normal, y’know?
>Now that we’re in high school and all.
>>You’re just afraid of what people will think because Kaede is also a girl!
>So you just pretend you’re a boy?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

The principal announces what’s happening with the school.

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Sakura Trick Essential 04

Doki :: It has been decided that our school will be merged with the East High School in three years.
That means you will be the last first-year class this school has.

HorribleSubs :: In three years, our school will merge with East High and be closed.
As a result, you will be the final first year class of West High.

Mezashite :: In three years’ time, our school will shut down and merge with East High.
Therefore, you will be West High’s last incoming class.

Kaylith :: In three years, this school will close down and merge with East Misato High.
As a result, you all are the last students West Misato will ever have.

Lazy Lily :: Our school will be combined with the east school and will be effectively dissolved in three years.
{second line untranslated}

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Red visits a classroom and gets all mopey.

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Sakura Trick Essential 05

Doki :: This classroom’s empty?
I wonder if my relationship with Yuu-chan will become as empty as this classroom.
We used to be so close, though.

HorribleSubs :: Is this a vacant room?
I wonder if we’ll change, too…
Yuu-chan and I, just like this classroom…
Even though she was right there before…

Mezashite :: Is this an unused classroom?
I wonder if Yuu-chan and I will change… just like this classroom has.
It used to be just like us.

Kaylith :: A deserted classroom?
I wonder if my relationship with Yuu-chan will change, just like this classroom.
In the past, she would always be there…

Lazy Lily :: This is… an unused classroom?
Will Yuu and I grow distant? Will my heart become empty, just like this classroom?
Can we only be together in the past?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

Yellow freaks out over Red’s proposal for them to kissu. Red decides to manipulate her into sexy times.

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Sakura Trick Essential 06

Doki :: School is for studying!
It’s not a place for kissing!
>Oh my!
>The Yuu-chan who sleeps during class is actually talking about studying?
>Since you can’t study,
>you can’t kiss either?
>Oh my.

HorribleSubs :: A school is a place of study,
not somewhere to kiss!
>Oh, my!
>The word “study,” out of the mouth
>of the girl who sleeps during class?
Huh?
>You can’t study, {\i1}and{\i0} you can’t kiss?
>Oh, dear…

Mezashite :: School is a place of learning!
It’s not a place for kissing!
>My!
>Did I just hear the word “learning” from someone who sleeps through her classes?
>Not only is she bad at learning, but she can’t even kiss.
>My, my…

Kaylith :: School is a place for learning,
not a place for kissing!
>Wow!
>A place for learning? I never knew sleeping counted as learning, Ms. Sleeps-a-lot!
Huh?
>You can’t learn, and you can’t kiss me. I’m astonished!

Lazy Lily :: School is a place for studying, not a place for kissing!
>Oh, my!
>Studying, you say? Coming from the one always sleeping in class?
>If you can’t even stay awake, how can you possibly kiss well?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

Yellow says something corny about the empty classroom. Red stays silent.

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Sakura Trick Essential 07

Doki :: Nobody will disturb us here!
Say something.
>Yuu-chan is so cute when she tries to say something cool but gets embarrassed when you don’t play along.

HorribleSubs :: The back’s wide open!
Make some sort of comeback.
>She tried to say something funny,
>but seeing her get embarrassed because I didn’t go along with it is so cute!

Mezashite :: Your back is wide open!
Say something already.
>She tried to say something funny,
>but she’s embarrassed because I didn’t react at all. Yuu-chan’s so cute!

Kaylith :: Your backside’s wide open!
Stop being so quiet.
>Wow, Yuu-chan’s so cute when she’s embarrassed like this!

Lazy Lily :: Your back is wide open!
Hey, say something.
>Yuu gets so embarrassed when I don’t react to her jokes, how cute!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

Red gets all mopey about the empty classroom and thinks to what will happen when the school closes down.

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Sakura Trick Essential 08

Doki :: I wonder if they’re going to clean here.
>You mean the desks and stuff?
If possible, I’d like it to stay like this.
After all, it’s the place of our memories.

HorribleSubs :: I wonder if they’re going to clear out this room.
>Like the desks?
I wish they’d leave it this way forever…
After all, this place does hold memories for us.

Mezashite :: I wonder if they’ll empty out this room.
>Like the desks?
I hope they leave everything as it is.
Then it’ll stay the way it is in our memories.

Kaylith :: Should we clean this place up?
>You mean, like the desks and stuff?
If possible, I’d like to keep it this way.
After all, this place holds some special memories for us.

Lazy Lily :: I wonder if they’ll move things around.
>Like the desks?
I want it to stay exactly the same…
…because this place is a precious memory to us.

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

Nipa.

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Sakura Trick Essential 09

Doki :: What’s that?
She’s reacting like she doesn’t really get it, but thinks it’d be best to laugh anyway!

HorribleSubs :: What’s with that “I don’t really get it,
so I’ll just smile” reaction?

Mezashite :: What’s with that face that says you didn’t understand anything so you decided to laugh it off?

Kaylith :: What’s with this “I don’t quite understand, so I’ll just smile and nod” reaction?

Lazy Lily :: Does she really not remember what happened or is she just a complete ditz?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

The more prominent freaked out girl asked Yellow and Red to go on a quest to get her yakisoba. She was expecting a yakisoba bun, and her friend in the background figured Yellow and Red would fuck up and get an instant-yakisoba cup or something.

Turns out (prepare your belly for a laugh!) Yellow and Red bought yakisoba-flavored pocky instead! Haha, yeah. Comedy, amirite?

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Sakura Trick Essential 10

Doki :: Well, where’s my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Stop the cup thing already.
>>We brought it here!
>>It was the last one.
>>Here!
>Actually, this can’t be called a cup.

HorribleSubs :: So, where’s my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Stop chanting “cup” already.
>>I bought it!
>>It was the last one.
>>Here!
>It wasn’t even in the right dimension to be called a “cup.”

Mezashite :: So did you bring my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Knock the cup call off already.
>>You bet I did!
>>It was the last one they had left.
>>Here.
>I think you’re missing a dimension there.

Kaylith :: All right, how about my yakisoba?
>Cup! Cup! Cup! Cup!
Could you stop with the chanting?
>>We bought it, all right!
>>It was the last one they had.
>>Here you go!
>That might actually be worse…

Lazy Lily :: So, where’s my yakisoba bun?
>Cup! Cup! Cup!
Stop chanting right now.
>>I have it right here.
>>It was the last one, too.
>>Here you go!
>Even I couldn’t have predicted this…

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Please tell me there are lewd images below. (‘Fraid not. Yes there are. Hit the spoiler and keep reading.)
Five groups is a little much, D_S. (Fair enough. Head down to the results.)

Expanded 1.

Red daydreams about getting to sit behind Yellow. Guess she’s an ass girl.

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Sakura Trick Extended 01

Doki :: I hope we’ll be in the same class.
And I hope I’ll get to sit in the seat behind Yuu-chan, just like in middle school.
When the sun sets, and the sakura petals fly.
That’s when…

HorribleSubs :: I hope we’re in the same class…
And it’d be even better if I get to sit behind her,
just like in middle school…
Cherry blossoms will rain down over the school at sunset.
And then…

Mezashite :: I hope we’re in the same class.
And it’d be really nice if I got to sit behind her like I did in middle school.
The sakura petals will flutter by the dusk-stained classroom.
And then…

Kaylith :: I hope we’re in the same class.
Then maybe I can sit behind her, just like I did in middle school.
And as the sun sets on the horizon,
and the sakura petals flutter about, we’ll…

Lazy Lily :: I hope we’re in the same class…
It’d be great if I got to sit right behind her like I did in middle school.
Cherry blossom petals would be fluttering around, amidst a perfect sunset.
And then…

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

Red explains the concept of alphabetical seating to the show’s elementary school audience.

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Sakura Trick Extended 02

Doki :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
The first character in my name is “ta”.
My best friend, Sonoda Yuu-chan, has “so”.
So if we’re in same class, I’ll get to sit right behind Yuu-chan!
{\an8}TL Note: “ta” comes right after “so” in the ordering of Japanese kana

HorribleSubs :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
My last name begins with “Ta.”
My best friend Sonoda Yuu-chan’s starts with “So.”
If we’re in the same class, then my seat should be right behind hers!

Mezashite :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
My family name begins with “Ta”.
My best friend, Sonoda Yuu-chan’s name starts with “So”.
If we end up in the same class, then I’ll be right behind her!

Kaylith :: My name’s Takayama Haruka.
My last name starts with “Ta.”
My best friend’s name starts with “So.” Sonoda Yuu-chan.
If we’re in the same class, my seat should be right behind hers!

Lazy Lily :: My name is Takayama Haruka.
My last name starts with “Ta.”
And my friend’s last name, Sonoda Yuu, starts with “So.”
If we’re going by sitting arrangements I would be sitting at her back.

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

The girl pointing out Minami’s name is actually Minami’s friend from middle school. She’s bringing attention to Minami because she gets off on embarrassment play.

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Sakura Trick Extended 03

Doki :: Look at this name.
>Minami Shizuku?
Unusual, isn’t it?
Her name sounds like something straight out of a shoujo manga,
so she’s got to be a total beauty!

HorribleSubs :: Look at this name!
>Minami Shizuku?
Isn’t it unusual?
It’s like a name out of a shoujo manga.
She’s gotta be a total beauty!

Mezashite :: Check out this name.
>Minami Shizuku?
Doesn’t it stand out?
With a name that sounds like it’s straight out of a shoujo manga,
you know she’s gotta be a beauty!

Kaylith :: Look at this name!
>”Minami Shizuku”?
It’s crazy, right?
It’s like a name right out of a romance manga.
I bet she’s, like, totally gorgeous!

Lazy Lily :: Look at this name.
>Minami Shizuku?
Interesting, right? It sounds like a name out of a comic.
She’s probably gorgeous!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

Red freaks out that she can’t link arms with Yellow. The other two girls get confused. (I can’t tell the difference between the girls, so I’m just gonna pretend they’re both the same person in the line differentiations.)

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Sakura Trick Extended 04

Doki :: My special place!
>What’s wrong, Haruka?
E-Erm, spe…
>>Spe?
>>Spe?
Special place…
N-Never mind!
>>Trouble?
>>Trip?
>>Run away?
>>Escape?

HorribleSubs :: My special spot!
>What’s wrong, Haruka?
Huh? Um… My s—
>>”S”?
>>S?
S…
Special spot…
I-It’s nothing!
>>Strife?
>>Sabbatical?
>>Skedaddle?
>>Scram?

Mezashite :: That’s my treasured spot!
>Haruka, what’s up?
M-My tr…
>>Tr—?
>>Tr—?
Tr…
Treasured spot!
J-Just forget it!
>>Trouble?
>>Trip?
>>Traipse?
>>Trapeze?

Kaylith :: My treasured place!
>What’s up, Haruka?
My tr…
>>”Tr”?
>>”Tr”?
Tr…
My treasured place…
F-Forget it!
>>Trouble?
>>Tripping?
>>Trunning away?
>>Re{\i1}tr{\i0}eating?

Lazy Lily :: That’s {\i1}my{\i0} treasured spot!
>What’s wrong, Haruka?
Eh? Um…
>>Tr-…
>>“Tr”?
T-Treasured spot!
N-Nothing!
>>Trouble?
>>Trip?
>>Truffle?
>>Transit?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Yellow apologizes for linking arms with other ladies.

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Sakura Trick Extended 05

Doki :: I should have realised it!
I’m so sorry!
>Realised?
That you’re a jealous, clingy woman!

HorribleSubs :: I knew, but I still… I’m sorry!
>Knew what?
That you were a jealous, clingy woman!

Mezashite :: I’m sorry I pretended not to know!
>Know what?
That you’re clingy and get jealous really easily!

Kaylith :: I’m sorry! I knew about it, and I’m sorry!
>Knew what?
That you’re the super-clingy type!

Lazy Lily :: I let them do that even though I knew, I’m sorry!
>Knew what?
That you’re an incredibly clingy and persistently jealous girl!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Red suggests a kissu.

Note that one group has an extra line. I included it so the flow made sense. It won’t appear in the mp3.

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Sakura Trick Extended 06

Doki :: We should do something that we would remember for the rest of our lives.
>Then…
>K-Kiss?

HorribleSubs :: If we’re doing something,
it should be a memory that will last a lifetime.
>What about a…
>k-kiss?

Mezashite :: How about we make a memory that we’ll never forget?
>Then…
>A-A kiss?

Kaylith :: If nothing else, let’s try to make it a lasting memory.
>Then…
>how about a k-kiss?

Lazy Lily :: E-Er… What should we do?
Above all, it should be something the two of us won’t easily forget.
>How about…
>a k-kiss?

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Red remembers back to Yellow not remembering things.

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Sakura Trick Extended 07

Doki :: Please return my maths notebook soon!
>Huh? I didn’t borrow it.
No way!
I lent it to you yesterday!

HorribleSubs :: Give back my math notes already.
>I didn’t borrow them.
No way, I lent them to you this morning!

Mezashite :: Please give me my math notebook back soon.
>Why would I have it?
Come on, I lent you it this morning.

Kaylith :: Can I have my math notes back soon?
>Huh? I didn’t borrow them.
You totally did! Just this morning!

Lazy Lily :: Can I please have my math notebook back?
>Eh? I didn’t borrow it.
What? I gave it to you this morning!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Dog ears hits Girl A with the truth.

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Sakura Trick Extended 08

Doki :: Of course a high school girl wouldn’t eat cup yakisoba!
Yakisoba bread is more refined!

HorribleSubs :: But a high school girl wouldn’t be eating cup yakisoba!
There’s something dignified about the bread version, isn’t there?

Mezashite :: Just think for a second! There’s no way a girl would ask for {\i1}this{\i0}.
There’s a certain elegance to yakisoba bread!

Kaylith :: Okay, but hold on. No high school girl would buy, nor eat, cup yakisoba.
Yakisoba bread’s the refined choice!

Lazy Lily :: Yes, but obviously girls don’t eat yakisoba from a cup.
Eating them with bread is more refined.

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

Shizuku brought cup yakisoba but doesn’t want to eat it anymore since dog ears made fun of girls who like it. Her friend notices and teases her about it.

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Sakura Trick Extended 09

Doki :: Shizuku-chan, where’s your lunch?
>I’m not hungry.
I have hot water!
>I don’t care about hot water.

HorribleSubs :: Shizuku-chan, where’s your lunch?
>I’m not hungry.
I’ve got hot water!
>I don’t care about hot water.

Mezashite :: Shizuku-chan, not going to eat?
>I don’t have an appetite.
I’ve got boiling water.
>Why would I want that?

Kaylith :: Shizuku-chan, where’s your lunch?
>I’m not feeling hungry, so…
I’ve got hot water!
>Good for you.

Lazy Lily :: Where’s your lunch, Shizuku?
>I’m not hungry.
I have hot water!
>That’s not food…

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 10.

Yellow grabbed Red’s boobs, which triggered Red’s memories of being raped by her father. Damn, this show got heavy.

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Sakura Trick Extended 10

Doki :: Pervert!
Yuu-chan, you pervert!
You did that on purpose, didn’t you?
You wouldn’t normally just grab someone’s chest!

HorribleSubs :: Perv! Yuu-chan, you perv!
You did that on purpose, didn’t you?
No one would normally grab onto someone’s chest!

Mezashite :: Lewd! You’re so lewd!
I bet you did that on purpose!
Boob grabbing doesn’t happen by accident!

Kaylith :: You perv! Yuu-chan, you perv!
That was on purpose, wasn’t it?
People don’t normally grab other people’s breasts!

Lazy Lily :: Pervert!
You’re such a pervert!
I bet you did it on purpose!
Who goes straight for the chest?!

to read the manga instead and save some time :: N/A. They all suck.

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34 Comments

Hairy says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 4 times
Mezashite: 6 times
Kaylith: 8 times
Lazy Lily: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

Wow, there sure were a lot of shit lines in this comparison.

Hairy says:

Oh, I actually selected Lazy Lily twice, as well, but they didn’t get counted at the end.

Odd…

puddi says:

oh, crap, this miiight be a problem in the code

let me look into it. i’m not sure why it’s not working

Fyurie says:

puddi pls, stop break.

puddi says:

fixed. problem was the fact that “Lazy Lily” has a space in the name, meaning that the CSS selector complained.

Buick says:

Can’t wait for the in-depth reviews!

XiaYixuan says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 5 times
HorribleSubs: 6 times
Mezashite: 4 times
Kaylith: 7 times
Lazy Lily: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

B-But I voted for Lazy Lily most of the times… ttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/92395436/shared/lazy.jpg

puddi says:

see my reply above.

For reference, your Lazy Lily score would be 8, putting it above Kaylith, i believe. Maybe try the extended, though, since your counts are so close.

XiaYixuan says:

Ok, thanks. Image too large so you can delete it. I’ll try the extended version.

XiaYixuan says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 7 times
HorribleSubs: 10 times
Mezashite: 10 times
Kaylith: 3 times
Lazy Lily: 6 times
It’s a tie between HorribleSubs and Mezashite

Mezashite, it is.

zsax says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 5 times
HorribleSubs: 9 times
Mezashite: 15 times
Kaylith: 9 times
Lazy Lily: 0 times 9 times actually.
Looks like your best bet is Mezashite
I’m too generous.
Watched first ep with Kaylith.

begna112 says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 0 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Mezashite: 4 times
Kaylith: 3 times
Lazy Lily: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Mezashite

sasuga Doki.

sjoe says:

Doki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 11 times
Mezashite: 8 times
Kaylith: 4 times
Lazy Lily: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs

I’ll go with Mezashite if I ever watch this shi-, sorry, show.

Anyway, is Lazy Lily a new fansub group? Never heard of it before.

imouto says:

New name of SHiN-gx.

Period says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 8 times
HorribleSubs: 8 times
Mezashite: 6 times
Kaylith: 10 times
Lazy Lily: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

imouto says:

Doki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 6 times
Mezashite: 16 times
Kaylith: 10 times
Lazy Lily: 8 times
Looks like your best bet is Mezashite

Watched with Mezashite. Looks like Doki is megashitty.

Anon says:

Doki: 4 times
HorribleSubs: 13 times
Mezashite: 7 times
Kaylith: 10 times
Lazy Lily: 6 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs

Guess I’ll be going with Kaylith.

steramisa says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Mezashite: 7 times
Kaylith: 6 times
Lazy Lily: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Mezashite

Mh… :/

Anon says:

Doki: 11 times
HorribleSubs: 14 times
Mezashite: 14 times
Kaylith: 15 times
Lazy Lily: 10 times
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

Watched Mezashite. HorribleSubs was actually in the lead up until I went into the extended section. And for fun, I went back and unchecked everything but my favorite line for each one and got:

Doki: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 2 times
Mezashite: 8 times
Kaylith: 8 times
Lazy Lily: 1 time
It’s a tie between Mezashite and Kaylith

deadFreak says:

> For question 2 you chose to read the manga instead and save some time
> For question 9 you chose to read the manga instead and save some time
> For question 14 you chose to read the manga instead and save some time
> For question 19 you chose to read the manga instead and save some time

Doki: 4 times
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Mezashite: 10 times
Kaylith: 0 times
Lazy Lily: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Mezashite

Solaristics says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 4 times
HorribleSubs: 0 times
Mezashite: 6 times
Kaylith: 8 times
Lazy Lily: 1 times
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

So conclusive. Watched Mezashite btw. Both pretty even on terms of scripts.

Only picking lines I genuinely thought were adequate (how I usually do these parties):
Doki: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Mezashite: 1 time
Kaylith: 3 times
Lazy Lily: 2 times
N/A: 13 times

After lowering the bar and letting myself pick lines vaguely in the right ballpark:
Doki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 2 times
Mezashite: 3 times
Kaylith: 5 times
Lazy Lily: 4 times
N/A: 5 times

At least the relative quality between groups was consistent? Either way, I’m just glad I don’t need subs.

Nevreen says:

Doki: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 3 times
Mezashite: 1 time
Kaylith: 5 times
Lazy Lily: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

I watched Kaylith. I wasn’t particularly impressed with the scripts, though, and there were a lot of really shitty options, so I’m going to redo this where I select lines that are especially bad.

Nevreen says:

Bad lines:

Doki: 8 times
HorribleSubs: 5 times
Mezashite: 3 times
Kaylith: 3 times
Lazy Lily: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is Doki

Not entirely surprised. Guess I’ll stick with Kaylith.

Etoce says:

:(

We’ll impress you next time.

Nevreen says:

TL parties always tend to make releases look worse than they actually are (a line might look fine until you compare it to someone else who had a much better one, so suddenly the decent line looks bad by comparison).

Not being impressed by any of the scripts doesn’t mean I thought they were all bad.

Someone says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 5 times
HorribleSubs: 9 times
Mezashite: 1 time
Kaylith: 1 time
Lazy Lily: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs
Another satisfying translation by CR :)

sandoe41 says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 5 times
HorribleSubs: 2 times
Mezashite: 5 times
Kaylith: 7 times
Lazy Lily: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

njd09 says:

Overall scores…
Doki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 12 times
Mezashite: 4 times
Kaylith: 4 times
Lazy Lily: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs

CR is quickly becoming my only real sub option.

Des says:

Who’s the fansubber with the white and pink out lined font?
Big size and the timing is off at the start of both episodes.
They’re shit.

Dark_Sage says:

Probably BasedKubo. I haven’t seen their release, but none of the groups in this TL Party had big pink subs.

Des says:

Ah.
They’re so bad that no one has bothered to mention them on MAL. :P

Calintz says:

Doki: 1 time
HorribleSubs: 1 time
Mezashite: 1 time
Kaylith: 3 times
Lazy Lily: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Kaylith

Good God, can you even call this fansubbing? Sounds like I’ll have to suffer through either Kaylith or Mezashite.

Too bad N/A wasn’t a group, they’d win every time. >_>

tatsu says:

Well I’m all over the place for this one…

Overall scores…
Doki: 2 times
HorribleSubs: 3 times
Mezashite: 1 time
Kaylith: 2 times
Lazy Lily: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is HorribleSubs

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