Translation Party: [Chyuu vs Commie vs DameDesuYo vs Hatsuyuki] Tokyo Ghoul (Episode 01)
Fansub Review, Translation Party — By Dark_Sage on July 12, 2014 11:52 pm
Like the last Party, I’m not fucking transcribing Funi’s subs, so just have the edits.
Translation Party House Rules:
Tokyo Ghoul – Episode 01
Comparisons: 10 or 18
Participants:
Chyuu
Commie
DameDesuYo
Hatsuyuki
Codes:
{\i1} indicates the start of italics
{\i0} indicates the close of italics
Essential 1.
What witty dialogue.
Audio:
Chyuu :: I don’t suppose you know who I am.
>Oh, but I do.
>You’re a joyless man that enjoys harassing others.
Commie :: You don’t know me, do you?
>Sure I do. You’re an insipid man who enjoys being a nuisance.
DameDesuYo :: I suppose you haven’t heard of me then?
>Of course I have.
>You’re a hopelessly dull person with abhorrent tastes.
Hatsuyuki :: You don’t know me, do you?
>Yes, I do. You’re a boring man that has a hobby of tormenting others.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 2.
Dating strategies shared.
Audio:
Chyuu :: It’s not that funny.
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date at a bookstore, right?
Why not?
She might even be thrilled!
>I’ll state for the record: that won’t happen. Case dismissed.
Commie :: It’s not {\i1}that{\i0} funny, is it?
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date at a bookstore, right?
Why not? She could be thrilled with the idea, you know?
>I’ll say it for the record: not gonna happen. Case dismissed.
DameDesuYo :: Is it actually that funny to you?
>Let’s be real here. You can’t be serious about going to a bookstore for your first date.
Why not? She might be thrilled, you know!
>For your information, that’s never going to happen. Period.
Hatsuyuki :: It’s not that funny, is it?
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date in a bookstore, you know?
Why not? She may be delighted, right?
>Let’s be clear, she will not. Rejected.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 3.
Filler scene.
Audio:
Chyuu :: If you were to leave a wild animal to itself,
it would eat any number of people, wouldn’t it?
>So ghouls are like animals, huh?
They’re worse than animals, since they are of no use to us.
>That’s true.
Commie :: They’re like feral animals, aren’t they?
If you leave them alone, they’ll just keep eating people.
>Ghouls as animals, huh?
Too bad you can’t even use ’em as livestock, since they aren’t good for anything.
>Hah, too true.
DameDesuYo :: They might as well be animals with the amount of human guts they can stomach.
>Ghouls as animals, huh?
On second thought, they’re {\i1}worse{\i0} than livestock. They’re completely useless, after all.
>That’s true.
Hatsuyuki :: If you leave the beast,
they will continue to eat as many as they want. Isn’t it like that?
>Ghouls are beasts, huh?
They’re worse than livestock, since they’re not useful for anything.
>That’s true.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 4.
Who the fuck talks about books on a date? Talk about Crymore; that’ll get you laid for sure. Or at least it’ll save you from sleeping with some puritan normalfag. Win-win.
Audio:
Chyuu :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was a breakout hit, after all.
The delicacy amidst all the extremeness, you might say.
Commie :: Kaneki, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was a breakout hit, after all.
I suppose you could say there’s a delicate subtlety within its boldness.
DameDesuYo :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was an instant bestseller after all.
A refreshing delicacy amidst all the clutter, you might say.
Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>Thinking back, probably his debut book.
He brought a new literary style, didn’t he?
A delicacy amidst all the extremeness, you might say.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 5.
Bulimia is just so feminine~
Audio:
Chyuu :: Rize-san, you don’t eat much, do you?
>Huh? Oh…
>Well, I’m actually on a diet right now.
>Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
She’s a girl…
Commie :: Rize, you don’t eat much, do you?
>Actually, um, I’m on a diet…
>Excuse me, I need the restroom.
She’s a girl, after all.
DameDesuYo :: Rize-san, you don’t eat very much, do you?
>Huh? Oh…
>Actually, um, I’m currently on a strict diet…
>If you’ll excuse me for a bit, I need to use the restroom.
She’s so refined…
Hatsuyuki :: Rize-san, you eat very little, don’t you?
>What? Oh… Actually, I’m on a diet…
>Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
She {\i1}is{\i0} a girl…
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 6.
Kaneki’s ofriend-san left him a note.
Audio:
Chyuu :: “Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I formally present you with some high-quality leftovers from my place,
along with your dearly beloved favorite hamburger.
Be grateful!
P.S. When you’re feeling up to it, come on back to college.
It’s rough here on my own.”
Commie :: Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I got your favorite: whatever leftovers I have and burgers!
You owe me one!
Come back to school when you’re feeling better.
I miss you, bro.
DameDesuYo :: “Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I present to you some of the finest leftovers to have ever graced my house,
along with your favorite hamburger.
You better be grateful!
P.S. When you’re up to it, come on back to school.
It’s rough here on my own.”
Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
Presenting you with a leftover dish of high quality ingredients
from my place and your beloved hamburger!
You better be grateful! Wah-ha-ha!
P.S. When you recover completely, come back to the university.
It’s rough here on my own.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 7.
Kaneki, learning things out about ghouls that he, for some reason, never knew before.
Audio:
Chyuu :: Ogura-san, can’t ghouls be satisfied by eating the same food as humans do?
>No, ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from people.
>Not to mention that their tongues work differently than ours do.
>When they eat human food,
>it tastes incredibly slimy and awful to them.
Commie :: Mr. Ogura, why can’t ghouls just eat normal food like regular people?
>Ghouls are only able to derive nutrition from human flesh.
>Additionally, their tongues work differently than ours do.
>When they eat regular food,
>it tastes incredibly foul to them.
DameDesuYo :: But Ogura-san, wouldn’t the normal food that we eat suffice for ghouls as well?
>Absolutely not, as ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from human organs.
>Not to mention, their tongues function in a way different from ours, too.
>Should they attempt to consume human food, they’d just be left with an incredibly awful aftertaste.
Hatsuyuki :: Ogura-san, can’t ghouls be satisfied with eating the same food as humans do?
>Oh, ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from people.
>Not to mention, their tongues are constructed differently from ours.
>When they eat human food,
>it tastes incredibly awful to them.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 8.
Threatenage.
Audio:
Chyuu :: I’ve never seen you before.
For that matter, why is only one of your eyes red?
That’s nasty.
You know what you get for encroaching upon someone else’s territory, right?
Commie :: I’ve never seen you before.
For that matter, why is only one of your eyes red? That’s kind of gross.
You know what you get for scavenging in someone else’s territory, right?
DameDesuYo :: Well, you’re a face I haven’t seen around here.
More importantly, where’s your other red eye? That’s kinda gross.
You know what happens when you get caught on someone else’s territory, right?
Hatsuyuki :: I’ve never seen you before.
Or rather, why is only one of your eyes red? That’s nasty.
You know what happens if you invade someone else’s territory, right?
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 9.
Shoot ’em both, Grady.
Audio:
Chyuu :: Okay, imagine this.
Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else there with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s exactly the same as what you’re telling me.
If it were me, I’d kill the guy.
Commie :: Okay, imagine this.
Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else there with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s basically what you’re telling me.
If it were me, I’d kill the guy.
DameDesuYo :: Okay, imagine this. Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
There’s a guy there with his pants down, he turns around and says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s exactly what I’m getting from you right now.
If it were up to me, I’d blow his damned brains out.
Hatsuyuki :: Okay, imagine this: Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
What you are saying is exactly like that.
If it were me, I’d kill that kind of guy.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 10.
Apparently it also gets his neck stiff.
Audio:
Chyuu :: Being insulted by a smart-mouthed punk younger than I am is something that really pisses me off.
Commie :: Being insulted by a shit-talking little bitch like you really pisses me off.
DameDesuYo :: Getting told off by some younger, overconfident little punk really pisses me off.
Hatsuyuki :: Being insulted by a impertinent little shit really pisses me off.
read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.
Decision Point:
- 8 more plz. (Click the spoiler.)
- Eh, I think I’m good. (Don’t click the spoiler.)

Which group had which line (unformatted, lazy-mode Sage):
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