Translation Party: [Chyuu vs Commie vs DameDesuYo vs Hatsuyuki] Tokyo Ghoul (Episode 01)

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Like the last Party, I’m not fucking transcribing Funi’s subs, so just have the edits.

Translation Party House Rules:

Spoiler:
1. Translation Parties are intended to help you make the best subtitle choice for a given anime. Choose which line(s) you liked best by selecting them with the checkbox.

2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

 

 

Tokyo Ghoul – Episode 01

Comparisons: 10 or 18

Participants:

Chyuu

Commie

DameDesuYo

Hatsuyuki

Codes:

{\i1} indicates the start of italics

{\i0} indicates the close of italics

 

 

 

Essential 1.

What witty dialogue.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 01

Chyuu :: I don’t suppose you know who I am.
>Oh, but I do.
>You’re a joyless man that enjoys harassing others.

Commie :: You don’t know me, do you?
>Sure I do. You’re an insipid man who enjoys being a nuisance.

DameDesuYo :: I suppose you haven’t heard of me then?
>Of course I have.
>You’re a hopelessly dull person with abhorrent tastes.

Hatsuyuki :: You don’t know me, do you?
>Yes, I do. You’re a boring man that has a hobby of tormenting others.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 2.

Dating strategies shared.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 02

Chyuu :: It’s not that funny.
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date at a bookstore, right?
Why not?
She might even be thrilled!
>I’ll state for the record: that won’t happen. Case dismissed.

Commie :: It’s not {\i1}that{\i0} funny, is it?
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date at a bookstore, right?
Why not? She could be thrilled with the idea, you know?
>I’ll say it for the record: not gonna happen. Case dismissed.

DameDesuYo :: Is it actually that funny to you?
>Let’s be real here. You can’t be serious about going to a bookstore for your first date.
Why not? She might be thrilled, you know!
>For your information, that’s never going to happen. Period.

Hatsuyuki :: It’s not that funny, is it?
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date in a bookstore, you know?
Why not? She may be delighted, right?
>Let’s be clear, she will not. Rejected.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 3.

Filler scene.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 03

Chyuu :: If you were to leave a wild animal to itself,
it would eat any number of people, wouldn’t it?
>So ghouls are like animals, huh?
They’re worse than animals, since they are of no use to us.
>That’s true.

Commie :: They’re like feral animals, aren’t they?
If you leave them alone, they’ll just keep eating people.
>Ghouls as animals, huh?
Too bad you can’t even use ’em as livestock, since they aren’t good for anything.
>Hah, too true.

DameDesuYo :: They might as well be animals with the amount of human guts they can stomach.
>Ghouls as animals, huh?
On second thought, they’re {\i1}worse{\i0} than livestock. They’re completely useless, after all.
>That’s true.

Hatsuyuki :: If you leave the beast,
they will continue to eat as many as they want. Isn’t it like that?
>Ghouls are beasts, huh?
They’re worse than livestock, since they’re not useful for anything.
>That’s true.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 4.

Who the fuck talks about books on a date? Talk about Crymore; that’ll get you laid for sure. Or at least it’ll save you from sleeping with some puritan normalfag. Win-win.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 04

Chyuu :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was a breakout hit, after all.
The delicacy amidst all the extremeness, you might say.

Commie :: Kaneki, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was a breakout hit, after all.
I suppose you could say there’s a delicate subtlety within its boldness.

DameDesuYo :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was an instant bestseller after all.
A refreshing delicacy amidst all the clutter, you might say.

Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>Thinking back, probably his debut book.
He brought a new literary style, didn’t he?
A delicacy amidst all the extremeness, you might say.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 5.

Bulimia is just so feminine~

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 05

Chyuu :: Rize-san, you don’t eat much, do you?
>Huh? Oh…
>Well, I’m actually on a diet right now.
>Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
She’s a girl…

Commie :: Rize, you don’t eat much, do you?
>Actually, um, I’m on a diet…
>Excuse me, I need the restroom.
She’s a girl, after all.

DameDesuYo :: Rize-san, you don’t eat very much, do you?
>Huh? Oh…
>Actually, um, I’m currently on a strict diet…
>If you’ll excuse me for a bit, I need to use the restroom.
She’s so refined…

Hatsuyuki :: Rize-san, you eat very little, don’t you?
>What? Oh… Actually, I’m on a diet…
>Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
She {\i1}is{\i0} a girl…

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 6.

Kaneki’s ofriend-san left him a note.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 06

Chyuu :: “Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I formally present you with some high-quality leftovers from my place,
along with your dearly beloved favorite hamburger.
Be grateful!
P.S. When you’re feeling up to it, come on back to college.
It’s rough here on my own.”

Commie :: Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I got your favorite: whatever leftovers I have and burgers!
You owe me one!
Come back to school when you’re feeling better.
I miss you, bro.

DameDesuYo :: “Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I present to you some of the finest leftovers to have ever graced my house,
along with your favorite hamburger.
You better be grateful!
P.S. When you’re up to it, come on back to school.
It’s rough here on my own.”

Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
Presenting you with a leftover dish of high quality ingredients
from my place and your beloved hamburger!
You better be grateful! Wah-ha-ha!
P.S. When you recover completely, come back to the university.
It’s rough here on my own.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 7.

Kaneki, learning things out about ghouls that he, for some reason, never knew before.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 07

Chyuu :: Ogura-san, can’t ghouls be satisfied by eating the same food as humans do?
>No, ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from people.
>Not to mention that their tongues work differently than ours do.
>When they eat human food,
>it tastes incredibly slimy and awful to them.

Commie :: Mr. Ogura, why can’t ghouls just eat normal food like regular people?
>Ghouls are only able to derive nutrition from human flesh.
>Additionally, their tongues work differently than ours do.
>When they eat regular food,
>it tastes incredibly foul to them.

DameDesuYo :: But Ogura-san, wouldn’t the normal food that we eat suffice for ghouls as well?
>Absolutely not, as ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from human organs.
>Not to mention, their tongues function in a way different from ours, too.
>Should they attempt to consume human food, they’d just be left with an incredibly awful aftertaste.

Hatsuyuki :: Ogura-san, can’t ghouls be satisfied with eating the same food as humans do?
>Oh, ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from people.
>Not to mention, their tongues are constructed differently from ours.
>When they eat human food,
>it tastes incredibly awful to them.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 8.

Threatenage.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 08

Chyuu :: I’ve never seen you before.
For that matter, why is only one of your eyes red?
That’s nasty.
You know what you get for encroaching upon someone else’s territory, right?

Commie :: I’ve never seen you before.
For that matter, why is only one of your eyes red? That’s kind of gross.
You know what you get for scavenging in someone else’s territory, right?

DameDesuYo :: Well, you’re a face I haven’t seen around here.
More importantly, where’s your other red eye? That’s kinda gross.
You know what happens when you get caught on someone else’s territory, right?

Hatsuyuki :: I’ve never seen you before.
Or rather, why is only one of your eyes red? That’s nasty.
You know what happens if you invade someone else’s territory, right?

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 9.

Shoot ’em both, Grady.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 09

Chyuu :: Okay, imagine this.
Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else there with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s exactly the same as what you’re telling me.
If it were me, I’d kill the guy.

Commie :: Okay, imagine this.
Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else there with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s basically what you’re telling me.
If it were me, I’d kill the guy.

DameDesuYo :: Okay, imagine this. Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
There’s a guy there with his pants down, he turns around and says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s exactly what I’m getting from you right now.
If it were up to me, I’d blow his damned brains out.

Hatsuyuki :: Okay, imagine this: Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
What you are saying is exactly like that.
If it were me, I’d kill that kind of guy.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Essential 10.

Apparently it also gets his neck stiff.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 10

Chyuu :: Being insulted by a smart-mouthed punk younger than I am is something that really pisses me off.

Commie :: Being insulted by a shit-talking little bitch like you really pisses me off.

DameDesuYo :: Getting told off by some younger, overconfident little punk really pisses me off.

Hatsuyuki :: Being insulted by a impertinent little shit really pisses me off.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

Decision Point:

  1. 8 more plz. (Click the spoiler.)
  2. Eh, I think I’m good. (Don’t click the spoiler.)

 

Spoiler:

Expanded 1.

Beta advice.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 01

Chyuu :: Listen up.
When planning a date, you have pick a place where the girl will have fun.
>Such as?
Huh? S-Such as…
>You have no clue either, do you?
If I knew, I wouldn’t be here spending my afternoon off going on a date with you.

Commie :: Listen up. You need to take your date to a place she’ll enjoy.
>Such as?
Huh? S-Such as…
>You don’t know, do you, Hide?!
If I knew, I wouldn’t be spending my afternoon having a date with {\i1}you{\i0}.

DameDesuYo :: Listen up. When it comes to dates, you have to pick a place that {\i1}excites{\i0} the girl.
>Right. Such as?
Huh? S-Such as…
>You don’t even know!
If I knew, I wouldn’t be wasting my afternoon here having a date with {\i1}you{\i0}.

Hatsuyuki :: Now listen… For a date, you have to choose a place where the girl will be pleased to go.
>Such as?
Wha-? S-Such as…
>You don’t know either, Hide.
If I knew,
I wouldn’t be here on a date with you on my free afternoon like this.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

Let it ride.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 02

Chyuu :: I guess sometimes you get lucky.
>Yeah.
>What are the chances of both of us liking the same novelist!

Commie :: I guess sometimes you get lucky.
>Yeah. Imagine, liking the same novelist that I do!

DameDesuYo :: I guess you struck the jackpot this time.
>Yeah. Who would’ve thought that she’d like the same novelist as I do?

Hatsuyuki :: I guess sometimes you can get lucky.
>Yeah. Who would’ve guessed that we like the same novelist.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

Eh, it’s probably not a big deal, seeing as the police aren’t anywhere to be found.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 03

Chyuu :: The truth is,
I live near where these recent incidents have been taking place…
>Oh, you mean the ghouls?
I’m really scared of things like that.
Even now, I can’t stop myself from trembling when I think about them.

Commie :: The truth is, I live near where these recent incidents have been…
>Oh, the ghoul attacks?
They’ve taken a huge toll on me.
Even now, just thinking about it, I can hardly stop myself from trembling.

DameDesuYo :: Actually, I… kind of live close to where those recent incidents have been occurring…
>Oh, you mean the ghouls?
I’m quite squeamish when it comes to these sorts of things.
I can’t stop myself from trembling whenever I think about it.

Hatsuyuki :: The truth is, I… live near where these recent incidents have been…
>Oh… the ghouls?
I’m awfully bad at handling those.
Just thinking about it, even now, I can’t stop shivering.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

If there are any 20-something ladies out there interested in Dragonlance, I guess you qualify for pre-waifu status. Congrats.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 04

Chyuu :: Rize-san!
Um, if you wouldn’t mind, can I see you again?
>We do have a similar taste in books, and we’re the same age…
>There’s a lot we have in common, huh?

Commie :: Rize…
Um, if you don’t mind, could we maybe see each other again?
>We have similar taste in books, and we’re the same age…
>We have a lot in common, don’t we?

DameDesuYo :: Rize-san…
Um, if you wouldn’t mind, can we go out again?
>Well, we {\i1}do{\i0} have similar tastes in books, and we share the same age…
>There’s a lot we have in common, huh?

Hatsuyuki :: Rize-san!
Um, if you wouldn’t mind, can I see you again?
>We… have a similar taste in books, and we’re the same age…
>There’s a lot we have in common, right?

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

There are a litany of things better than reading, not just organ grabbing. Girl-chan needs to get out more.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 05

Chyuu :: Kaneki-san,
there’s something I like even more than reading.
Do you know what it is?
It’s pulling out all the organs of someone who’s desperately trying to run away from me.

Commie :: Kaneki,
there’s something I like even more than reading.
Know what it is?
It’s pulling out {\i1}all{\i0} the organs of someone who’s too terrified to run away.

DameDesuYo :: Kaneki-san,
there’s something I like even {\i1}more{\i0} than reading. Would you like to know?
Tearing apart the luscious organs of someone who isn’t trying to escape from me is {\i1}most{\i0} enjoyable.

Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki-san,
I have something I like even more than reading.
You see, it’s…
…pulling out all of the organs of someone who is trying to run away from me!

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 6.

Kaneki, thinking.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 06

Chyuu :: It’s as if all the events that took place with Rize-san
were something straight out of a dream.
But one thing is for sure…
Ever since then, something has been…
Something has been strange.

Commie :: It almost seems as if the events of that entire day with Rize never really happened.
But one thing is for certain…
Ever since then, something has been…
something has been strange.

DameDesuYo :: It almost feels like the time I spent together with Rize-san
was only the product of some whimsical dream of mine.
But if nothing else, there’s one thing I’m certain of…
Ever since then, something has been…
Something has been eating away at me.

Hatsuyuki :: The events with Rize-san on that day…
Thoughts like, “it never really happened,” sometimes come to mind.
But… what is certain…
Ever since then, something is….
Something is strange.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 7.

Yellow guy, complaining.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 07

Chyuu :: He was supposed to be discharged from the hospital today, but I can’t reach him.
I went to see him several times, too,
but I got turned away.
>If it were me, I’d cut off ties with anyone as rude as that.

Commie :: He was supposed to get out of the hospital today, but I can’t reach him.
I went to see him several times,
but I got turned away.
>If it were me, I’d simply cut ties with someone as rude as that.

DameDesuYo :: The hospital was supposed to discharge him today, but he isn’t picking up his phone.
I even went to his place several times,
but he wouldn’t answer the door.
>If it were me, I wouldn’t even bother anymore with a rude brat like that.

Hatsuyuki :: He should be getting out of the hospital today, but I can’t reach him.
I went to visit him too, but…
…I got turned away.
>Hm… If it was me, I’d cut off ties with such a rude bastard.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 8.

Probs cuz you’re a ghoul, dumbass.

Audio:

Tokyo Ghoul Extended 08

Chyuu :: A ghoul…
A human!
How could I have been enticed here by the scent of a corpse?!

Commie :: A ghoul…
and a human!
How could I have been drawn here by the scent of a corpse?!

DameDesuYo :: A ghoul…
And a human!
How could I have been enticed here by the scent of a mangled corpse!?

Hatsuyuki :: Ghoul!
Human!
How could I have been enticed by the scent of a corpse?!

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

 

 

 

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Spoiler:

Essential 1.

What witty dialogue.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/TokyoGhoul01.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 01

Chyuu :: I don’t suppose you know who I am.
>Oh, but I do.
>You’re a joyless man that enjoys harassing others.

Commie :: You don’t know me, do you?
>Sure I do. You’re an insipid man who enjoys being a nuisance.

DameDesuYo :: I suppose you haven’t heard of me then?
>Of course I have.
>You’re a hopelessly dull person with abhorrent tastes.

Hatsuyuki :: You don’t know me, do you?
>Yes, I do. You’re a boring man that has a hobby of tormenting others.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

Dating strategies shared.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/TokyoGhoul02.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 02

Chyuu :: It’s not that funny.
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date at a bookstore, right?
Why not?
She might even be thrilled!
>I’ll state for the record: that won’t happen. Case dismissed.

Commie :: It’s not {\i1}that{\i0} funny, is it?
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date at a bookstore, right?
Why not? She could be thrilled with the idea, you know?
>I’ll say it for the record: not gonna happen. Case dismissed.

DameDesuYo :: Is it actually that funny to you?
>Let’s be real here. You can’t be serious about going to a bookstore for your first date.
Why not? She might be thrilled, you know!
>For your information, that’s never going to happen. Period.

Hatsuyuki :: It’s not that funny, is it?
>I’m just saying, you can’t have a first date in a bookstore, you know?
Why not? She may be delighted, right?
>Let’s be clear, she will not. Rejected.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Filler scene.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/TokyoGhoul03.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 03

Chyuu :: If you were to leave a wild animal to itself,
it would eat any number of people, wouldn’t it?
>So ghouls are like animals, huh?
They’re worse than animals, since they are of no use to us.
>That’s true.

Commie :: They’re like feral animals, aren’t they?
If you leave them alone, they’ll just keep eating people.
>Ghouls as animals, huh?
Too bad you can’t even use ’em as livestock, since they aren’t good for anything.
>Hah, too true.

DameDesuYo :: They might as well be animals with the amount of human guts they can stomach.
>Ghouls as animals, huh?
On second thought, they’re {\i1}worse{\i0} than livestock. They’re completely useless, after all.
>That’s true.

Hatsuyuki :: If you leave the beast,
they will continue to eat as many as they want. Isn’t it like that?
>Ghouls are beasts, huh?
They’re worse than livestock, since they’re not useful for anything.
>That’s true.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

Who the fuck talks about books on a date? Talk about Crymore; that’ll get you laid for sure. Or at least it’ll save you from sleeping with some puritan normalfag. Win-win.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/TokyoGhoul04.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 04

Chyuu :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was a breakout hit, after all.
The delicacy amidst all the extremeness, you might say.

Commie :: Kaneki, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was a breakout hit, after all.
I suppose you could say there’s a delicate subtlety within its boldness.

DameDesuYo :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>It would have to be his debut book.
It was an instant bestseller after all.
A refreshing delicacy amidst all the clutter, you might say.

Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki-san, what’s your favorite work by Takatsuki?
>Thinking back, probably his debut book.
He brought a new literary style, didn’t he?
A delicacy amidst all the extremeness, you might say.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Bulimia is just so feminine~

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/TokyoGhoul05.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 05

Chyuu :: Rize-san, you don’t eat much, do you?
>Huh? Oh…
>Well, I’m actually on a diet right now.
>Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
She’s a girl…

Commie :: Rize, you don’t eat much, do you?
>Actually, um, I’m on a diet…
>Excuse me, I need the restroom.
She’s a girl, after all.

DameDesuYo :: Rize-san, you don’t eat very much, do you?
>Huh? Oh…
>Actually, um, I’m currently on a strict diet…
>If you’ll excuse me for a bit, I need to use the restroom.
She’s so refined…

Hatsuyuki :: Rize-san, you eat very little, don’t you?
>What? Oh… Actually, I’m on a diet…
>Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
She {\i1}is{\i0} a girl…

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

Kaneki’s ofriend-san left him a note.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/TokyoGhoul06.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Tokyo Ghoul Essential 06

Chyuu :: “Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I formally present you with some high-quality leftovers from my place,
along with your dearly beloved favorite hamburger.
Be grateful!
P.S. When you’re feeling up to it, come on back to college.
It’s rough here on my own.”

Commie :: Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I got your favorite: whatever leftovers I have and burgers!
You owe me one!
Come back to school when you’re feeling better.
I miss you, bro.

DameDesuYo :: “Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
I present to you some of the finest leftovers to have ever graced my house,
along with your favorite hamburger.
You better be grateful!
P.S. When you’re up to it, come on back to school.
It’s rough here on my own.”

Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki!
Congratulations on your discharge!
Presenting you with a leftover dish of high quality ingredients
from my place and your beloved hamburger!
You better be grateful! Wah-ha-ha!
P.S. When you recover completely, come back to the university.
It’s rough here on my own.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

Kaneki, learning things out about ghouls that he, for some reason, never knew before.

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Tokyo Ghoul Essential 07

Chyuu :: Ogura-san, can’t ghouls be satisfied by eating the same food as humans do?
No, ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from people.
Not to mention that their tongues work differently than ours do.
When they eat human food,
it tastes incredibly slimy and awful to them.

Commie :: Mr. Ogura, why can’t ghouls just eat normal food like regular people?
Ghouls are only able to derive nutrition from human flesh.
Additionally, their tongues work differently than ours do.
When they eat regular food,
it tastes incredibly foul to them.

DameDesuYo :: But Ogura-san, wouldn’t the normal food that we eat suffice for ghouls as well?
Absolutely not, as ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from human organs.
Not to mention, their tongues function in a way different from ours, too.
Should they attempt to consume human food, they’d just be left with an incredibly awful aftertaste.

Hatsuyuki :: Ogura-san, can’t ghouls be satisfied with eating the same food as humans do?
Oh, ghouls are only able to derive their nutrition from people.
Not to mention, their tongues are constructed differently from ours.
When they eat human food,
it tastes incredibly awful to them.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

Threatenage.

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Tokyo Ghoul Essential 08

Chyuu :: I’ve never seen you before.
For that matter, why is only one of your eyes red?
That’s nasty.
You know what you get for encroaching upon someone else’s territory, right?

Commie :: I’ve never seen you before.
For that matter, why is only one of your eyes red? That’s kind of gross.
You know what you get for scavenging in someone else’s territory, right?

DameDesuYo :: Well, you’re a face I haven’t seen around here.
More importantly, where’s your other red eye? That’s kinda gross.
You know what happens when you get caught on someone else’s territory, right?

Hatsuyuki :: I’ve never seen you before.
Or rather, why is only one of your eyes red? That’s nasty.
You know what happens if you invade someone else’s territory, right?

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

Shoot ’em both, Grady.

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Tokyo Ghoul Essential 09

Chyuu :: Okay, imagine this.
Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else there with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s exactly the same as what you’re telling me.
If it were me, I’d kill the guy.

Commie :: Okay, imagine this.
Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else there with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s basically what you’re telling me.
If it were me, I’d kill the guy.

DameDesuYo :: Okay, imagine this. Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
There’s a guy there with his pants down, he turns around and says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
That’s exactly what I’m getting from you right now.
If it were up to me, I’d blow his damned brains out.

Hatsuyuki :: Okay, imagine this: Your girlfriend is naked and lying on the ground.
Then someone else with his pants down says to you,
“I wasn’t doing anything. I just happened to be here.”
What you are saying is exactly like that.
If it were me, I’d kill that kind of guy.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

Apparently it also gets his neck stiff.

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Tokyo Ghoul Essential 10

Chyuu :: Being insulted by a smart-mouthed punk younger than I am is something that really pisses me off.

Commie :: Being insulted by a shit-talking little bitch like you really pisses me off.

DameDesuYo :: Getting told off by some younger, overconfident little punk really pisses me off.

Hatsuyuki :: Being insulted by a impertinent little shit really pisses me off.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 1.

Beta advice.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 01

Chyuu :: Listen up.
When planning a date, you have pick a place where the girl will have fun.
>Such as?
Huh? S-Such as…
>You have no clue either, do you?
If I knew, I wouldn’t be here spending my afternoon off going on a date with you.

Commie :: Listen up. You need to take your date to a place she’ll enjoy.
>Such as?
Huh? S-Such as…
>You don’t know, do you, Hide?!
If I knew, I wouldn’t be spending my afternoon having a date with {\i1}you{\i0}.

DameDesuYo :: Listen up. When it comes to dates, you have to pick a place that {\i1}excites{\i0} the girl.
>Right. Such as?
Huh? S-Such as…
>You don’t even know!
If I knew, I wouldn’t be wasting my afternoon here having a date with {\i1}you{\i0}.

Hatsuyuki :: Now listen… For a date, you have to choose a place where the girl will be pleased to go.
>Such as?
Wha-? S-Such as…
>You don’t know either, Hide.
If I knew,
I wouldn’t be here on a date with you on my free afternoon like this.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

Let it ride.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 02

Chyuu :: I guess sometimes you get lucky.
>Yeah.
>What are the chances of both of us liking the same novelist!

Commie :: I guess sometimes you get lucky.
>Yeah. Imagine, liking the same novelist that I do!

DameDesuYo :: I guess you struck the jackpot this time.
>Yeah. Who would’ve thought that she’d like the same novelist as I do?

Hatsuyuki :: I guess sometimes you can get lucky.
>Yeah. Who would’ve guessed that we like the same novelist.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Eh, it’s probably not a big deal, seeing as the police aren’t anywhere to be found.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 03

Chyuu :: The truth is,
I live near where these recent incidents have been taking place…
>Oh, you mean the ghouls?
I’m really scared of things like that.
Even now, I can’t stop myself from trembling when I think about them.

Commie :: The truth is, I live near where these recent incidents have been…
>Oh, the ghoul attacks?
They’ve taken a huge toll on me.
Even now, just thinking about it, I can hardly stop myself from trembling.

DameDesuYo :: Actually, I… kind of live close to where those recent incidents have been occurring…
>Oh, you mean the ghouls?
I’m quite squeamish when it comes to these sorts of things.
I can’t stop myself from trembling whenever I think about it.

Hatsuyuki :: The truth is, I… live near where these recent incidents have been…
>Oh… the ghouls?
I’m awfully bad at handling those.
Just thinking about it, even now, I can’t stop shivering.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

If there are any 20-something ladies out there interested in Dragonlance, I guess you qualify for pre-waifu status. Congrats.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 04

Chyuu :: Rize-san!
Um, if you wouldn’t mind, can I see you again?
>We do have a similar taste in books, and we’re the same age…
>There’s a lot we have in common, huh?

Commie :: Rize…
Um, if you don’t mind, could we maybe see each other again?
>We have similar taste in books, and we’re the same age…
>We have a lot in common, don’t we?

DameDesuYo :: Rize-san…
Um, if you wouldn’t mind, can we go out again?
>Well, we {\i1}do{\i0} have similar tastes in books, and we share the same age…
>There’s a lot we have in common, huh?

Hatsuyuki :: Rize-san!
Um, if you wouldn’t mind, can I see you again?
>We… have a similar taste in books, and we’re the same age…
>There’s a lot we have in common, right?

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

There are a litany of things better than reading, not just organ grabbing. Girl-chan needs to get out more.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 05

Chyuu :: Kaneki-san,
there’s something I like even more than reading.
Do you know what it is?
It’s pulling out all the organs of someone who’s desperately trying to run away from me.

Commie :: Kaneki,
there’s something I like even more than reading.
Know what it is?
It’s pulling out {\i1}all{\i0} the organs of someone who’s too terrified to run away.

DameDesuYo :: Kaneki-san,
there’s something I like even {\i1}more{\i0} than reading. Would you like to know?
Tearing apart the luscious organs of someone who isn’t trying to escape from me is {\i1}most{\i0} enjoyable.

Hatsuyuki :: Kaneki-san,
I have something I like even more than reading.
You see, it’s…
…pulling out all of the organs of someone who is trying to run away from me!

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Kaneki, thinking.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 06

Chyuu :: It’s as if all the events that took place with Rize-san
were something straight out of a dream.
But one thing is for sure…
Ever since then, something has been…
Something has been strange.

Commie :: It almost seems as if the events of that entire day with Rize never really happened.
But one thing is for certain…
Ever since then, something has been…
something has been strange.

DameDesuYo :: It almost feels like the time I spent together with Rize-san
was only the product of some whimsical dream of mine.
But if nothing else, there’s one thing I’m certain of…
Ever since then, something has been…
Something has been eating away at me.

Hatsuyuki :: The events with Rize-san on that day…
Thoughts like, “it never really happened,” sometimes come to mind.
But… what is certain…
Ever since then, something is….
Something is strange.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Yellow guy, complaining.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 07

Chyuu :: He was supposed to be discharged from the hospital today, but I can’t reach him.
I went to see him several times, too,
but I got turned away.
>If it were me, I’d cut off ties with anyone as rude as that.

Commie :: He was supposed to get out of the hospital today, but I can’t reach him.
I went to see him several times,
but I got turned away.
>If it were me, I’d simply cut ties with someone as rude as that.

DameDesuYo :: The hospital was supposed to discharge him today, but he isn’t picking up his phone.
I even went to his place several times,
but he wouldn’t answer the door.
>If it were me, I wouldn’t even bother anymore with a rude brat like that.

Hatsuyuki :: He should be getting out of the hospital today, but I can’t reach him.
I went to visit him too, but…
…I got turned away.
>Hm… If it was me, I’d cut off ties with such a rude bastard.

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Probs cuz you’re a ghoul, dumbass.

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Tokyo Ghoul Extended 08

Chyuu :: A ghoul…
A human!
How could I have been enticed here by the scent of a corpse?!

Commie :: A ghoul…
and a human!
How could I have been drawn here by the scent of a corpse?!

DameDesuYo :: A ghoul…
And a human!
How could I have been enticed here by the scent of a mangled corpse!?

Hatsuyuki :: Ghoul!
Human!
How could I have been enticed by the scent of a corpse?!

read the manga and then cry cuz it is way worse than the anime :: N/A. They all suck.

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45 Comments

begna112 says:

You could probably could have asked any of these three for the funi rip. >_>

Dark_Sage says:

This was easier.

shcboomer says:

Cue the drama? o.0

Gary says:

It’s transcribed by SenketsuSubs – check “nyaa”.

Solaristics says:

Big words coming from Begna.

begna112 says:

I’m honestly not even sure what you’re implying… Is chyuu not wiling to give a funi script to D_S?

Solaristics says:

Don’t worry, you don’t need to know. As for our ep 1, yeah it was pretty bad. I already admitted our ep 1 was terrible.

begna112 says:

way to read way too much into what i said. notice i said “any of these three” not “ask solaristics for his unedited funi script.”

Koby says:

You could probably could.

Dark_Sage says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 2 times
Commie: 7 times
DameDesuYo: 4 times
Hatsuyuki: 1 time
N/A: 5 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Watched it with the HorribleSubs rip first.

Anonymous says:

how about PHR0STY ?

Solaristics says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 0 times
Commie: 7 times
DameDesuYo: 5 times
Hatsuyuki: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Loool. Yeah, I hated everything about my ep 1. I just came back from camping and then was told that we picked up this show. Ended up doing a measly effort (Excuses). But yeah, Commie’s lines were pretty good. DDY had some okay ones but some of them I didn’t like and as for what I put out… I hated it.

Anonymous says:

Shit sucks.

Katsu says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 3 times
Commie: 5 times
DameDesuYo: 0 times
Hatsuyuki: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

am what a coincidence.. i even chose commie for this show :P

RealBirdy says:

I liked yours though, it sounds way more accurate than the others.

RealBirdy says:

@Solaristics

Destiny says:

So is DameDesuYo better than Chyuu?
I’ve been archiving Chyuu releases for this anime so should I switch?

fjdoooo says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 2 times
Commie: 10 times
DameDesuYo: 4 times
Hatsuyuki: 3 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 2 times
Commie: 0 times
DameDesuYo: 4 times
Hatsuyuki: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is DameDesuYo

To be honest, I did have a few N/As.

Bushman Lambada says:

>You’re a joyless man that enjoys harassing others.

Best line. Well done, Chyuu.

Sjsjeijs says:

I couldn’t choose that choice because the word wasn’t “joyless. “It was “boring” as far as literal meaning is concerned. It was too far off for me to the point it felt like they are changing the script

Or is the first comment In Sarcasm ?

Xythar says:

tsumaranai doesn’t just mean “boring”, you know, especially when applied to people.

I’d usually go with “petty” or something but joyless probably works just fine in the context.

Anonymous says:

Please teach us more, master translator.

fnord says:

You’re wrong.

Koby says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 1 time
Commie: 2 times
DameDesuYo: 5 times
Hatsuyuki: 2 times
Looks like your best bet is DameDesuYo

It’s who I was going to go with anyhow.

Hairy says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 4 times
Commie: 9 times
DameDesuYo: 5 times
Hatsuyuki: 0 times
Looks like your best bet is Commie

Unexpected. Wonder how different Commie’s release is from HS.

Solaristics says:

Well, they’re doing an original translation starting at episode 2.

shark0week0 says:

Are you still falling for that lol

Solaristics says:

Who knows? Someone said it and I took a look at their showtimes page.

jabashque says:

Elite_Soba = Funi transcriber.

Someone says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 1 time
Commie: 2 times
DameDesuYo: 1 time
Hatsuyuki: 7 times
Looks like your best bet is Hatsuyuki

Now for the long waits for them to release the episodes…

sortitus says:

Chyuu: 4 times
Commie: 8 times
DameDesuYo: 5 times
Hatsuyuki: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is Commie

sangofe says:

Oh God, I didn’t expect this:

Chyuu: 0 times
Commie: 3 times
DameDesuYo: 3 times
Hatsuyuki: 4 times
Looks like your best bet is Hatsuyuki

elenrod says:

Another translation party? D_S you’re a machine.

Fuwaa says:

Chyuu: 2 times
Commie: 4 times
DameDesuYo: 1 time
Hatsuyuki: 3 times

Considering the “best” is still easily a failing grade, I think I’ll pass on this for now. Already read enough of the manga that I don’t need the anime if the subs are this quality.

(please realize that editing funi is a bad idea and do original translations)

Xythar says:

That’s what FFF did for Zankyou and they got a 1 from you, so…

Hime says:

Hm…okay?

Chyuu: 5 times
Commie: 3 times
DameDesuYo: 3 times
Hatsuyuki: 5 times
It’s a tie between Chyuu and Hatsuyuki

Sjsjeijs says:

Lol my results are different from others
Chyuu: 9 times
Commie: 7 times
DameDesuYo: 2 times
Hatsuyuki: 9 times

mints says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 4 times
Commie: 7 times
DameDesuYo: 7 times
Hatsuyuki: 0 times
It’s a tie between Commie and DameDesuYo

RealBirdy says:

It’s just an overall badass anime, And Dark_Sage is on a freaking roll so many reviews and parties this guy is awesome!!

Dark_Sage says:

I am pretty great, yes.

Amezuki says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 15 times
Commie: 12 times
DameDesuYo: 10 times
Hatsuyuki: 5 times
Looks like your best bet is Chyuu

It took several passes; it was too close between the top three even after going back and doing the optional questions. In the end I had to basically select everything except the lines I just thought were really bad–should’ve done the reverse in the first place.

Rayz says:

Overall scores…
Chyuu: 0 times
Commie: 2 times
DameDesuYo: 6 times
Hatsuyuki: 1 time
Looks like your best bet is DameDesuYo

Good. Really liked most of DDY’s lines. Even so, I picked “They all suck” two times. Although I always try to pick a line.

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