Anime Opinions, Article, Summer 2016 — By Dark_Sage on September 18, 2016 7:07 pm
Now that the series is over, it’s time for serious reflection.
Rem’s the kinda girl you’d roofie just to get her to shut the fuck up. Never met a whinier piece of beta cuckmeat until I found her fanbase.
Seriously, nee-san, grow a fucking spine. Nobody wants to fuck jello.
Mimi is a throwaway side character that should’ve died in her introduction episode. At least she’s short so the pixel waste is minimized.
She fucks cats, yo.
Random Village Girl
I’m not about that life. (Red backpack or GTFO.)
Guess I Would If I Had To
“Nobody else wants me, so I guess I can overlook the fact that you’re a stalking, degenerate piece of shit.”
However much I like Emilia’s character design, fuck that ending.
At least she’s not Rem.
Sure, she may be a street walker, but ain’t nothing wrong with a little experience. Don’t wanna get corn-on-the-cob’d after all.
In hoodie mode, Emilia looks cute enough for me to ignore that she doesn’t have a personality.
Yes, I know she’s dead. That’s why she’s on the list.
Rem, Creep Mode
Rem is great when she’s a stalking, degenerate piece of shit.
Betelgeuse, Waifu Mode
I’m not saying I wanna get fisted, but if a girl asked with a face like that…
The Three Good Candidates, All At Once, Plus Felix b/c Let Me Have This
Absolutely still in. Are you kidding me?
Pretty sure she’s saving herself for me. What else could that scene have meant?
Feel free to agree in the comments below~
Tags: Anime Opinions, Article, Re:Zero, Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World-, Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu, Summer 2016