Dark_Sage’s Anime Collection v.Jul2017 – No Scene Tourists Edition

Article, Buyfaggery — By on July 4, 2017 1:11 am

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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Cuz if you don’t spend all your money on anime you aren’t a *true fan*.

 

Number$:

This would be me if the following section didn’t exist.

Manga volumes: 4k+

Anime BD series: 400+

Anime DVD series: 300+

Games (physical): 700+

Games (steam – anime only): 750+ | Link

Figures: 100+ | Link

Shame remaining: None.

 

If we as individuals are truly defined by the quality of our consumerism, then I think I’ve almost garnered enough content to fill out a Tinder profile.

Well, so long as that shit’s available on the Vita.

 

 

And now for the Pix

Beyond the BD expansion, things have not changed dramatically since my last post. But I needed an excuse to dust, so enjoy.

(Links default to “_Small.jpg” to save your bandwidth. If you want ’em 4 times bigger, change that bit in the URL to “_Large.jpg”. Case sensitive cuz fuck wordpress.)

 

 

Room 1

Yes, this is more manga than you’ve ever seen in one place. No, I haven’t read any of it.

Deeper:
Spoiler:
I’d rather not burn you out on something as boring as books, so feel free to skip to room 2 or 3 for the granularity that reaches places you only ever dreamed of me reaching.

 

Have a patpat gif for making it this far though.

 

 

Room 2

This is the living room, if you use a liberal definition of the term.

Even deeper:
Spoiler:

Wall_01

Yeah, I need to find some tack to keep these from crinkling. But that’s effort; I’d rather just buy new ones if these break lol.

 

CP_01

My mobile station. Since I travel for work, I bring this setup (minus the keyboard) everywhere with me. Can confirm the TSA loves both Yuno and massaging my balls.

 

CP_02

Ram is so best.

 

Some manga

Who cares what it is, or if any volumes are missing? All that matter is there’s a lot of it.

 

Wall_02

Everyone knows I have the best wall scrolls.

 

More manga, whatevers

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Couch

If ya need to crash at my place for whatever reason (read: the roofies kicking in), I’ve got a blanket and my waifu’s crotch to borrow. We do hospitality right here in Minnesota.

 

Figfagging

One of these days I’ll open their boxes. Probably.

 

Wall_03

Best to end it on this one. Easily my favorite wall scroll of all time, ever. RA is a god.

 

 

Room 3

At Casa del Seiji, every night’s a threesome.

Oh god no that’s too deep:
Spoiler:

Vidya

Just cuz I shove it in a closet doesn’t mean it’s poorfag shit. I have over 160 LEs stacked deep in here, fight me.

Though as far as clothes go? Yeah, I do only own the one shirt. Gotta prioritize, y’know?

 

Sleep

Ladies love me. At least the two I paid for do.

 

Animes

I still pirate all the anime I watch — who the fuck actually uses blu-ray players in current_year?

 

Wallshots / Side Waifu

 

Nothing like an alcoholic back-up plan. I’ve been relying on mine for the past decade.

 

 

FAQ

You can ask me anything, just don’t ask me my age.

 

Q: How old are you?

A: Just turned 47 last June.

 

Q: So, do you rent a place, or…

A: No, I live in my mother’s basement.

 

Q: How were you able to afford all this?

A: You’d be surprised how much an assistant-to-the-manager at McDonald’s can make.

 

Q: Are you a virgin?

A: Clearly.

 

Q: Does this really count as content?

A: No, but I know you fucking like it anyway.

 

 

Okay, q&a over, I need to vomit up this handle. Marriage requests can go in the comments below. Rejections will shortly follow. <3



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31 Comments

Hikage says:

so when’s the LAN/slumber party?

Dark_Sage says:

I have tomorrow off, so…

Hikage says:

cool, see you at 9

Soxxy says:

Marry me pl0x

Dark_Sage says:

Okay.

Hikage says:

okay, but where is your hentai stash

Dark_Sage says:

http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Room_3_-_Deep_16_Large.jpg bottom left, plus the random BL I have scattered through the manga

For the record, my ideal foreplay consists of watching Ninja Love in muted contemplation for the entirety of the its 60-minute runtime, followed by a 10-15 minute vigorous discussion of its themes and use of symbolism, finishing off with two minutes of halfhearted cunnilingus, during which I will pause and check my nonexistent watch at least three times. I’ve run my local Wal-Mart out of its towel supply more than once with this technique.

Welp says:

>Q: Are you a virgin?
>A: Clearly.

I honestly can’t tell if that’s actually a sarcasm or not.

Dark_Sage says:

Clearly.

spaghetti says:

the entire FAQ was clearly sarcasm

moron says:

did you literally buy some nerd’s collection? i can’t see why else you’d own all these shitty R1 dvds of late-90s/early-00s crap.

Dark_Sage says:

That nerd was me. I’ve been collecting since anime was being sold on cassette tapes at Sam Goody’s. ;_;

Eternal_Blizzard says:

That sick crymore screensaver tho…

puddi says:

made by yours truly

Dark_Sage says:

puddi.hero

$a says:

What happened with the move to Denver? Did i miss something? I was looking forward to seeing the new setup…

Dark_Sage says:

Oh, I did move down. But everything went to hell and now I’m stuck licking my wounds in Michigan/Minnesota for a while.

Humanity says:

Ah the traditional Crymore Buyfag post. And it gets better with every passing year <3

tyler says:

One day you might get tired of the whole collecting business and the mundane triviality of life and develop multiple personality disorder. One of your alter egos would install a bomb in the flat without your primary self recognizing it, and when you are somewhere else the bomb would explode, transforming every single particle of the contents of your house into ashes. With the moral that things you own end up owning yourself and consumerism is a monstrosity ruining human minds engraved upon your soul, you would establish a club whose first rule is never to talk about it.

Black Shads says:

I think I saw that in a movie once

wat says:

i think that’s the plot from jurassic world

MrPonty says:

still waiting for the post about official streaming sites.

Dark_Sage says:

ETA tonight then; I had it basically finished weeks ago lol.

Dark_Sage says:

*tomorrow

Persona 5 too cruel.

moozooh says:

Thank you for this indirect yet immeasurable contribution to Japanese economy.

(That shirt is fucking dope tho.)

Nina says:

You’re lying. You’re actually 63 years old.

Dark_Sage says:

Psh, I wish. Reddit told me chicks only like older dudes, so I’m waiting for my time in the sun.

Black Shads says:

Fell for the same poster at a con; great taste as always

https://i.imgur.com/XRuSFHh.jpg

Nexxkinn says:

I bet you sell those My-Otome Zweis you bought when you were drunk.

Dark_Sage says:

I will never sell those; they’re the cheapest shelving I can get.

Nexxkinn says:

You lazy bastard.

Make it as a table or something…

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