J-RPG UNrealism

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.


So I was playing Grandia 3 (infinitely better than that piece of shit known as Grandia 2) and I noticed one thing which really pissed me off. See, the action button in RPGs is supposed to be used for a variety of things that a real human being would do. For example, entering a house requires the pressing of the action button. Searching a pot for herbs is another thing. Basic, natural stuff. So why the fuck was I not allowed to sniff the bed of my smoking hot mother in this game?

Now, don’t get me wrong. I can totally see why this would be a taboo in most games. But in this one, you mother is smoking hot and she isn’t even blood-related. That means it’s totally A-OKAY and not creepy at all.

Fuck, this game won’t even allow you to sniff her bed once another girl’s been in it. That is some cold shit right there. Someone let me know when J-RPGs start getting a bit more realistic, because this is getting ridiculous.

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