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People are always asking me “why aren’t your subs updated on anidb?” “what’s your anidb profile so we can be friends?” and other stupid shit like that.
Here’s the reason: that site is the shittiest piece of fuckmeal I’ve ever seen. Absolutely terrible. But why can’t I just update the status of my subs? I mean, how else are people going to find out that aRK’s finished HotD? Take a look at the process and see for yourself:
The first thing you’ll notice is that the site is hideous as fuck. Maybe this was acceptable back when Frames were the standard and Geocities ruled the web, but this level of user unfriendliness just screams incompetence and a lack of sanity on the part of anyone involved in the creation and display of the site.
After logging in and shit I decided to search for HotD and came up with the regular series and… 3 results for the same damn thing. Why? Because anidb’s database was designed by the dumbest motherfucker around. This guy must have thought “relations” were what he had with his computer’s USB drive.
So anyway, I click on the link and come to this beautiful page:
You’ll notice the only people who it says have completed the series are gg and some random non-English groups. Even TMD can’t be assed by this process – it seems that only the groups that actually take fansubbing super seriously (this is a rant for another time, but I assure you gg’s staff takes fansubbing the most srsly out of any group around even though they desperately try to act like they don’t) get around to updating their episode status.
“WTF is this?!” you may ask. Don’t be ashamed. I’m lost too.
See, this is just the first part in a very, very tedious process that involves getting your shit updated.
Clicking the link to avdump, which is apparently required for adding a new episode release, brings you to this wonderful, user-friendly wiki. Don’t know where to go from here? Why, simply scroll down a bit to “Download” where you get to download a .exe with no GUI. Fantastic.
Wait, don’t you access all your programs through the command prompt? Silly mortal. Then you need the gui.
The link to what you actually need is conveniently sandwiched in between MS-DOS and Processing DVDs. The most logical place they could put it.
Go ahead and download their shitty-ass GUI which you have to fuck with to even be able to install
because the people who coded it only know the very minimum level of VisualBasic it takes to get past a community college course.
Aww, shit yeah. The GUI’s up and… goddammit.
The fuck is this about a password? User options? Ugh, fine.
Guess what the password is.
It doesn’t matter because you need a new super-special password to get in. Back to anidb!
Now the program runs and…
Godammit. Okay, fine. I’ll just type it all in and…
Surprise, surprise. ed2k does not go in the ed2k field. Fucking excellent.
It is at this point that I gave up. I’m sure there’s a workaround to whatever the fuck this is but I can’t be assed to find it. Is it three hours away before one finally gets to update a group’s status? Only one hour? I’m afraid I can’t be bothered to find it just to continue with showing what a convoluted, stupid fucking process this all is. Really, you have to be fucking serious about people viewing your shit if you go through all of this just for a minor advertisement on some site that was outdated when the new millenium came around.
And if you still search for group releases through anidb instead of saving time by googling it or, heaven forbid, checking TokyoTosho, may you get AIDS and die. Worst site ever.