This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
What the fucking fuck?
File size:193 MB
Release format: MKV
Japanesiness: Yeah, it’s pretty Japanesey.
Font: Eyecancer.
Punctuation: Limited. (Most of the lines that require periods don’t have them. I’m serious.)
I’m not going to waste your time with typesetting/karaoke. Here are the twenty worst lines from the first seven minutes (not including the OP/sponsor message, it’s only five minutes of dialogue):
Watchability: Unwatchable. This is a warning to stay in school past kindergarten, much like pictures of meth addicts are a warning to stay away from drugs.
Overall grade: F-
Holy fuck. I stopped at the seven-minute mark because I couldn’t take it anymore. These are the worst subs I’ve ever seen. At least Espada’s Kaiji was watchable. May god have mercy on their souls because I never will.
holy mother of fuck
Lol… That’s pretty horrible. Putting grammer aside, that’s a horrible font style as well, and that alone would make me wince.
WOW. Why did you waste your time with this review? :)
For your entertainment. I hope it was worth the pain I went through. :(
It may have cost you your eyes, but it gave me plenty of laughs. Thanks.
D_S, long time no see. SUP?
Same ol’, same ol’. Work by day, whiners by night. Sup with you?
Not bad. Y U NO IRC?! I wanted to ask if I could post my comiket shit on whiners as I go.
Go for it as long as it doesn’t suck.
It’s just mainly going to be pics and me talking about what stalls I went to, what events where on and yeah. No real whining though =/
Yeah, sure. That sounds like fun. Go for it.
Any particular stalls you want me to visit?
Make a blog post asking people about it. I have no particular interest in a specific stall, but maybe they do.
Dark_Sage, long time no see! Still whining about girls that don’t give you the time? Buy a watch dude. LOL at that release. Never watched the anime, I only read the manga. Much better.
Nah, either people were taking them too seriously or I wasn’t conveying the black humor well enough. Honestly, I still think those threads were hilarious, but they don’t really fit in with the idea of an otaku-centric blog.
Also, I agree. The Nurarihyon manga IS better, but that’s not saying it’s good at all.
I hadn’t loled so hard since your Espada review. Well, I actually loled hard as well watching Sankaku’s Fansub Failure.
It’s a little sad that people don’t even know how, when and where to put a fucking single period, and what’s more, those tenses… I mean, WTF?
Jesus Christ, how terrifying. How the hell could someone mess up their subs THAT badly?
Ouch >.<
It might have been kinder to them to not post a review at all.
>May god have mercy on their souls because I never will.
What happened to capitalising proper nouns?
I don’t bother in informal speech when it comes to “god”. Hope that doesn’t bug you.
Not really bugged by it, since I’m an atheist.
Well that certainly is an unique sub.. made me facepalm as I skimmed through.
God I must live behind the moon, not having ever heard of any of the involved guys, which probably is better that way.
These were bad, just not as funny as Espada’s “best MAX!”
I find it sad how their font is easier to read than the one in my releases…
Dark_Sage, great job. Really, great great job. Now some people will learn.