Okay, let’s just get this little nugget out of the way first: There are no periods in this release. None. All right, onto the review!
Pretty simple concept: I will watch this release until I can take no more. And I’ll do it from the perspective of your average, rosy-cheeked viewer. Ittekimasu~
For some reason, I don’t think that’s what the Japanese text says.
But whatever. I don’t know enough Japanese to refute it, so I’ll just have to put my faith in you, Ace971.
Okay, I guess that makes sense. It was a pretty short line in Japanese, so I’m sure that skipping the definite article was an acceptable decision. Way to reflect the script accurately, Ace. And periods are a thing of the past anyway :)
Well, this doesn’t seem like something one would traditionally call English. But hey, maybe Ace is just playing around. English is a pretty malleable language after all. Who am I to say whether this is right or wrong?
Seems like a legitimate mistake. Hey, just one issue 2 minutes into the release. Not bad!
Yeah, I don’t think that’s right, P3.
Well… you were probably close on this one. And it’s the thought that counts… right?
Okay, so maybe you really don’t know what you’re doing. But who am I to complain? These subs are free, after all!
Yup, free anime is never a bad thing! ^_^
Yup! Free anime…
Well, uhh, maybe I shouldn’t have to appreciate something just because it’s free. After all, free AIDS is still AIDS, just as free failsubs are still failsubs.
Hm. Guess I learned something today! And now I’m just a little smarter than I was before!
Though, the more I watch, the less smart I feel… But I’m sixteen minutes in so I’m sure I can tough this out!
Yup. Seventeen minutes so far. I can get through this.
After all, I don’t have to like these subs, but they’re still understandable. I mean, it’s just a bunch of silly typos, heh.
…okay, maybe these subs aren’t understandable.
But that’s okay. I mean, I pretty much understand Japanese anyway! I’ve seen at least 20 animes by now! I don’t even need subtitles!
Yeah, okay, I’m back to the subs. But don’t get me wrong! I can totally speak Japanese like a native, but I put the subs on just so I can enjoy the show without worrying too much about translating everything!
Yep, these subs sure are helping me confirm what I already know…
Okay, fine, I admit it. I really don’t know Japanese at all. I need these subs even if they don’t really help. :(
But why these subs?
I guess I’m basically just watching them because they were the first ones I found. That’s not bad, is it? I mean, it’s the way of things! It’s natural!
Yep yep, natural as nature!
And you can’t get more natural than–
W-Wait… Hold on. A thought just came into my head.
Are these subs bad because of me? No, that can’t be… But…
Maybe… Maybe by downloading shitsubs and feeding the egos of the shitsubbers with large download counts…
Yes. The P3s, the Ayakos, the Hadenas, and the Espadas of the world only exist because we let them. Because we indirectly let them know we appreciate what they’re doing.
I get it now. The real monster… is us. We, the leechers, are to blame.
But… I know what I must do now.
We are cancer.
And the only way to cure cancer…
is to kill it.