Fansubber Reactions: Nekomonogatari (Episode 02)

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Let’s see how the groups kept themselves sane. (UTW-Mazui review after this.)

Generic Intro:

Fansubbers often add comments to scripts that people can’t see unless they take the time to demux the scripts and look at them. Yes, we know most people won’t even read what we’re writing. But that’s the path we’ve chosen to walk. It’s… the Fansub Mile.

Presenting: Nekomonogatari episode 2 – The Fansub Mile

Each group’s comments will be included below each line they’re commenting on. Lines with multiple comments will have extra comments in red.

 

 

UTW-Mazui

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Uhh, okay guys. Time out.

I just told everyone that fansubber comments are a time-honored tradition that every group participates in. You’re kind of making me look bad here.

So tell ya what, release a v2 to add in those fansubber comments, and we’ll forget this little chat ever happened.

 

Commie

{rub a dub dub, thanks from the grub}
{rub a dub dub, thanks from the grub}
{Kiss-shot, she is the toughest fighter}
{Kiss-shot, she is the toughest fighter}

Wait, that’s it? Commie, not you too! Dammit.

pem, it’s up to you.

 

 

pem

{great reaction face here.}
{great reaction face here.}
{p3mc! p3mc!}
{p3mc! p3mc!}
{isn't char.}
{isn’t char.}
{no araragi noooooo i see where you're going and i don't like it one bit.}
{no araragi noooooo i see where you’re going and i don’t like it one bit.}
{oh god, shinobu is suwako.}
{oh god, shinobu is suwako.}
{this stupid grin at that lingerie is the stupid grin of a high school boy who doesn't know how nasty lingerie gets when it's been worn that long.}
{this stupid grin at that lingerie is the stupid grin of a high school boy who doesn’t know how nasty lingerie gets when it’s been worn that long.}
{someone better alert mci.}
{someone better alert mci.}
{this show has the most retarded keyframe metrics. solid 15-second chunks with no motion followed by the most hand-animated 1:1 this side of a gundam ova.}
{this show has the most retarded keyframe metrics. solid 15-second chunks with no motion followed by the most hand-animated 1:1 this side of a gundam ova.}
{well, we did establish that he wants it, so i guess that follows.}
{well, we did establish that he wants it, so i guess that follows.}

[pem] Catstory Black 004-007 [9FF00F00].mkv_snapshot_19.45_[2013.01.03_12.48.51]

{i had no clue this would work this well when i wrote it. yay luck.}
{i had no clue this would work this well when i wrote it. yay luck.}
{there are 100 lines i was looser with this ep. this one is pretty literal but it's going to get all the complaints.}
{there are 100 lines i was looser with this ep. this one is pretty literal but it’s going to get all the complaints.}
{i typed this as 'everyone you can' at first. hurrrr.}
{i typed this as ‘everyone you can’ at first. hurrrr.}
{judgment: not an eva ref for once}
{judgment: not an eva ref for once}
{stop sayaka-ing. you're not blue enough and they didn't throw in a sobbing animation for you like they did for norippe either.}
{stop sayaka-ing. you’re not blue enough and they didn’t throw in a sobbing animation for you like they did for norippe either.}
{man koyomi, your pickup lines suuuuuuuck.}
{man koyomi, your pickup lines suuuuuuuck.}

 

 

Verdict:

Fujoshi wins. Flawless victory.

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