You didn’t think this review was at the top of my priorities list? How wrong you were.
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Release format: MKV (290 MB, 8-bit)
English style: Some English variant where question marks are the only acceptable punctuation.
Encoding details: http://pastebin.com/0yg8J6JK
Speed: Slow (>48 hours)
Group website: N/A
IRC channel: N/A
Critter-Subs has decided periods are an act of class warfare perpetrated by the investor class and have thus declined to use them in this release.
I can sort of respect their decision, but it makes it a little difficult to understand whether or not two lines are supposed to be a sentence or not, considering every line is capitalized and the English is fucked worse than a pennywhore.
If the near-complete lack of punctuation wasn’t enough of a warning sign, this is about as glaring as it gets. It’s akin to putting a giant “do not lick” sign right by an electric fence.
A wise sage once said if you gaze too long into the mouth of stupidity, it will gaze back. And I’m not really keen on having that happen, so let’s get through this as quickly as possible.
No, it’s really not. It’s actually the furthest thing from happy. You could find dead people happier than these subs.
Well. Way to represent yourselves.
I hope you get eaten by Leos, Critter-Subs.
What the fuck is this? Seriously, what am I reading? This dictionary tells me “crump” is slang for “bomb”. But for some reason, I don’t think that’s an accurate translation for a show aimed at 4-year-olds. Did you mean “crumb”?
How do I describe these subs?
Okay, imagine you’re drinking a delicious smoothie. Except instead of a delicious smoothie, it’s just a glass filled with shit. A shit smoothie that takes 24 minutes to finish, no matter what.
Welcome to my world; it’s not a pretty one.
How about you don’t and kill yourselves instead? Haha, just kidding. But no, really.
Is this like one of those puzzles in the back of children’s magazines where you have to find as many things as wrong with this picture as you can? I don’t think I have enough digits to even count all the problems.
Fuckity fucking fuck.
You’re hurting me, Critter-Subs. These are tears of pain I’m crying.
How far gone do you need to be to consider this an acceptable translation? I mean goddamn.
You mean “ruined”. Like your subs.
This group is a shining example for why inbreeding is a bad idea.
Ruby, please puts down the gun
Well thanks a fucking lot.
Wai do you do this, Critter-Subs?
Is she afraid of the popcorn or something? Waht?
His name is “Sanada”. How fucking hard is that to get?
That’s it. Critter-Subs, you’ve ruined me. I’m dead on the inside now.
There is no more happy.
There is no more happy forever.
Well, I’d best be going. These wrists won’t slit themselves.
Visual grade: F
Script grade: F
Overall grade: F
Almost every line is wrong. And those that aren’t are still begging to be put down.
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