If you’re offended by anything you read on this site, you always have the option to kill yourself.
Seriously, if I ever say something that offends you and you just can’t deal with it: get off this site, go to your bathroom door and hang yourself till your failure no longer affects anyone else. You’re not my target audience, you never were, and I don’t care if you never get to read my posts again. I’m not going to pander to your stupidity — try tumblr or 4chan.
In short, get the fuck out because you’re not going to find a receptive ear here.
Everyone else, thanks for being so sugoi. Have a Shana: