CryCon 2014: You Asked, I Deliver

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.


Fine. Let’s do an anime con.



Dark_Sage’s place. This Saturday. I’m south of the Twin Cities, and if you don’t know what that means, it’d probably cost too much for you to come here anyway.


Who’s Invited:


Yes, you.
Yes, you.

No, legitimately. I’m not really gonna make it easy to get my address, but if you wanna play my game, you can come.





Free. You all get Special Guest badges.


Featured Guests:

The Strongest




(Yeah, we all live within like an hour of each other.)



Madoka so good

Fansubbing: Why it sucks

Fansubbers: Why they suck

Fansubs: Why they’re all cancer

Fandubs: Why they need to happen more often



Manga reorganization. Because Dark_Sage can’t alphabet and Caly’s OCD.

“Hey we should really sub something together sometime.”//”Yeah, let’s do that.”//*20 years pass, Hyobu episode 8 is released.*

Autographs. If you’re a cute girl, I’d be willing to sign your tongue with mine. Crossplaying guys also count depending on how drunk I get.

This is why I like FateZero
I don’t need to be proud of it after. Just during.




Featuring the stylings of DJ Dark_Sage.

Expect a playlist consisting solely of Mindless Self Indulgence and The Birthday Massacre.

Click play. It’s good. Promise desu.


DealerDark_Sage’s Room:

Dive through boxes of extra manga/anime and take anything that costs less than 25 cents on the open market.

oh gee wow thanks
How generous, Dark_Sage.


Handy Dandy Website:

Computer Musume

(I may actually do something with this in the future. We’ll see.)

74 thoughts on “CryCon 2014: You Asked, I Deliver”

      • I feel all old and style-cramping for saying this, but LoL pretty much took over my little brother’s life. He’s on the verge of repeating a year, practically. A year ago he was calling it gay, and now he’s married to it. It’s a cancer, man.

  1. hey guyz ill be their dressed (i looked it up on the internet and its called COSPLAY) as pikachu i luv pokemons and i hope their will b other pokemons fans theyre.

  2. Love the idea. Too bad I live on the other side of the planet but I will patiently wait for a summary of what happened during CryCon 2014.

    Now we just need a video of Dark_Sage, kokujin-kun and Calyrica singing anime songs ( preferably in a drunken state ).

    • We’ll see if I can find any cosplay worth taking pics of. No promises, though. It looks like this’ll be a smaller con than most of the ones I’ve been to.

      • I’ve been craving an anime in the art style of FFT for years. For now i’ll have to settle for the FFT doujins.

        And honestly, some of the gamers might recognize that crossplay. Though Ramza is probably the most recognizable.

  3. D_S are you actually worthy of the worship I throw your way? Because that’s only like 4 hours from here (maybe closer to 2 if I think I can take the Lotus out of storage). Work this week sucked and I need a distraction.

    I think what I’m trying ask is if I manage to track you down, will you marry me?

    • Mm, you know Faribault? You can use that as a rough distance estimator.

      Honestly, it’s not worth any lengthy trip. Reason being, my town sucks ass and there’s nothing to do even when it’s July, let alone February. The reason why I like to meet people at cons is because there’s always something new to do in case something isn’t working out. But a four-person house party in the Minnesota winter is… well, you’re gonna be stuck in a house. In Minnesota. In winter.

      You’re totes welcome to come (seriously, the door’s open), but you might wanna temper your expectations.

  4. Minnesota
    In fucking February

    Even where I am its a never ending, icy wasteland. I don’t want to even think about spending 6 hours to drive even further into this frozen hell. Why cant you live in fucking Miami or something?

  5. Holy hell seeing “Mindless Self Indulgence” typed out help bring back a flood of memories from years past…really enjoying this “The Birthday Massacre” too.


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