Funimation is one of the top purveyors of digitized illiteracy.
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[HorribleSubs] release format: 720p MKV (422 MB, 8-bit), 1080p MKV (711 MB, 8-bit), 480p MKV (186 MB, 8-bit)
Japanesiness: No honorifics.
Encoding details: http://pastebin.com/XTccfrda
Translation style: Outsourced to the lowest (quality) bidder.
N/A. The OP and ED are in Engrish.
Pretty standard Funi fare. Like most of you, I would rather starve than consume it.
Much like the TL, it’s an easily dispatched mob, so just call it a Horseman of the Apocalypse.
If your brain doesn’t need to do a few loops to understand this line fully, you should probably be worried that you’re working on the same wavelength as this TL.
Awkwardly unnatural. And how does one get mocked completely? I mean, I’m even holding back (for brevity) in this post, so I can’t begin to imagine a scenario that fits this line.
Funimation, leading the human race to the bottom.
What’s up with that, indeed.
Guess Funi’s TL is channeling their VAs in this line by trying desperately to get in touch with high schoolers. Works about as well here as it does for said VAs. Sorry Mr. Mignogna, not even desperate teens are impressed by $30k salaries.
Unless you have a can of Pringles, some bubble wrap, and a sufficient amount of lube, you’re not gonna be making a girlfriend. The verb you want here is “get” as in “get fucked, Funi”.
While “livestock” is technically uncountable (much like the mistakes in this release), common use dictates you should always use it in the plural sense.
“Then work for it, like livestock.”
A friendly reminder that Funimation charges real money for these subs.
I suppose one of these would be a good gift for someone you hate.
She’s dead, you insensitive fuckbags.
Something tells me the translator is part of the target audience for Dashcon.
will -> would
How ESL do you have to be to fuck this up?
Take a bath in razor blades, Funimation. You clearly need it.
Overall grade: Fail.
There are less boring ways to sate your masochistic desires than watching Funimation’s Seraph release. Go with DDY or Vivid for Owari no Seraph. I recommend the latter, but I’ll back that opinion up in a later post (with more examples of why Funimation can’t /English).
Even better, drop the show and save yourself 24 minutes a week.
As for Funi’s episode 3?