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Fansub Review: [Bakemono] Trickster (Episode 02)

October 21, 2016 by Dark_Sage

The real monster is fansubbing itself.

[Crunchyroll]’s Occultic;Nine Sucks (Episode 01 Review)

October 16, 2016 by Dark_Sage

The “official” script is nonsense, and WhyNot’s is (somehow) even worse. I strongly suggest skipping Occultic;Nine until some decent subs come out. You will *not* enjoy it even half as much with your current options.

Officialsubs Review: [Crunchyroll] Drifters (Episode 01)

October 9, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I, for one, welcome our retarded Crunchyroll overlords. Least it means Crymore will never be wanting for content.

Officialsubs Review: [Sentai Filmworks] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry (Episode 01)

October 4, 2015October 4, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Going into this review, I didn’t know what Rakudai Kishi was… and now I wish I never found out. Maybe I should have done the Fall preview after all.

Officialsubs Review: [Funimation] Owari no Seraph (Episode 02)

April 18, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Funimation is one of the top purveyors of digitized illiteracy.

Short Fansub Review: [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes (Episode 02)

April 17, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Is my throat burning because of the whisky or the– oh nope it’s the vomit.

Officialsubs Review: [Sentai] Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! (Episode 02)

February 12, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Dear Sentai, falling forward only works when you’re not faceplanting into a pile of shit.

Translation Review (Pass/Fail): [Hatsuyuki] Sword Art Online II – 03

August 1, 2014August 1, 2014 by kokujin-kun

Great, another bishoujo with issues.

Translation Review (Pass/Fail): [m.3.3.w] Nourin 02

June 29, 2014May 3, 2014 by kokujin-kun

Time for m.3.3.w to show us how they can handle FUNi’s pile of horse manure.

Translation Review (Pass/Fail): [S-T-D] Soul Eater Not! – 01

February 4, 2015April 25, 2014 by kokujin-kun

Will these subs save us from FUNi?

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