The real monster is fansubbing itself.
A lesson in how not to edit.
It’s gotta take a lot of effort to make a script this much worse than the official release, but these guys make it look so easy.
What is love?
“A charge”? Yeah, can’t imagine bake’s editor will ever find out.
I doubt they ever went
In the image of the Bakemono devs themselves, all meaning has been stripped away.
Yeah, I want it, but no I don’t need it
If the grammar police existed, I’d hope this editor really liked Skittles.
Pretty sure last episode had the guy in question investigating, Bakemono
This release is the perfect example of how some people need to swallow gravel till it corrects the mistake of their existence.
Papers? They’re death threats. Just because they’re on paper doesn’t mean they’re “papers” anymore than being on welfare makes the bakemono staff “wellfarers”.
God helps those who don’t download bakemono
You know bakemono, I’ve heard your cries for help both on your site and in your subs. Since you apparently can’t afford it, I will buy you that bottle of bleach you’ve been looking for. Go and fulfill the only purpose your life ever had.
Oh, and livestream it so I can finally jerk off to something 3d. It’s been about two years since even Iiniku could do anything for me.
I’m getting a raging clue myself right now
Bakemono’s editor must have Hillary-tier Parkinson’s cuz this shit is all over the place. Hope they join a bomb defusal squad soon.
Highschool of the Retarded
Protip, shitnuts: Aegisub has a spellcheck function.
This is an even more context-barren failure of English than JK Rowling
At this point, they’ve gotta just be making shit up for attention. I like to believe the best of people, and the alternative would just be too sad.
“really not” right about sums up this release
I mean, it’s close. Good try, TLC. You just have to do it correctly next time. Or take a cement bath up to your neck. I would accept either of those.
Revolutionary change, huh? Like removing hereditary chronic illnesses from the picture?
When Mr. Rogers said everyone was special, he was clearly just hedging his bets for these sperglords.
May look like it reads bad here, but it’s even worse when you’re watching the show.
If neither your editor nor your TLC speaks English, maybe you shouldn’t have either of them on your fucking project.
Come the fuck on now. We’re reaching levels of retard that shouldn’t be possible outside of reddit.
A fitting end
Christvomit. I think Jesus himself would return to Earth to perform abortions on the genetically unfit if he saw this was what laissez faire breeding has wrought.
Honestly, I have to half-blame this release on whatever crackwhore forgot to smother her kid when she saw how fucking deformed it was. Apparently not every hunchback ends up in a Disney film.
Watchability: Not quite there.
Visual grade: Script was so bad I didn’t even grab screenshots for this. (Other than the above.)
Script grade: Disq’d desu.
Overall grade: Straight Fail. These fuckers didn’t even earn a letter grade.
Essentially insatiable in their desire to somehow be worse at the English language than your standard fansub failstays such as Commie or WhyNot, I wouldn’t trust these guys to edit a fucking coloring book.
There is no timeline in which the dregs who staffed this release are not deserving of a painful, drawn-out death. My only regret is that I can’t drop in on every world thread in which justice is done.
tl;dr: Don’t watch this release. (Or this show, cuz that sucks too.)